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Gripper
11-04-2005, 10:06 PM
I'm gonna buy 20 turkeys now,and about a week before crimble I'm gonna sell em on ebay,after "bird flu " has wiped em all out I'll be a millunare..rodney!!!:w00t: :w00t: :01:
Santa
11-04-2005, 10:24 PM
you seem to be going purelly for the american market
i suggest you expand by specialising in turkey liver pate.
Gripper
11-04-2005, 10:27 PM
foie gras...??? yes less bulk more profit...luvly jubly ..well dun rodders here's a fiver go get a ruby
Santa
11-04-2005, 10:29 PM
sell the feathers as lingerie
Gripper
11-04-2005, 10:31 PM
ohhh you are a cunning one,you should be a business man
Santa
11-04-2005, 10:31 PM
sell the feathers as lingerie :naughty:
the beek as nail extensions
the feet as afrodesiaks
and ofcourse the wings for fame
Gripper
11-04-2005, 10:33 PM
Tickle you're fancy sir...
waste not want not
Mr. Mulder
11-04-2005, 10:34 PM
if i had that many turkeys id make them all have sex with each other :ermm:
Santa
11-04-2005, 10:35 PM
thanks for giving?
:sick:
Mr. Mulder
11-04-2005, 10:37 PM
:naughty:
Gripper
11-04-2005, 10:37 PM
Bit difficult 'cause thems usually dead when I gets 'em from Tesco's,I could always have sex with them to tenderize 'em loike.
Ready stuffed turkeys for sale,more luvely lukre
Mr. Mulder
11-04-2005, 10:40 PM
if you do have the sex with said turkeys, take photies and show them to us all :ermm:
Gripper
11-04-2005, 10:43 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v481/gripper103/turkey_stuffing.jpg

Loike so
Santa
11-04-2005, 10:58 PM
:lol:

this thread is canibalistically racist

http://www.viva-turkey.ru/images/turkey-map.jpg
Lilmiss
11-04-2005, 11:02 PM
if you do have the sex with said turkeys


turkeys don't have sex, they only gooble. :pinch:



remind me to delete that later.
Guillaume
11-04-2005, 11:04 PM
if you do have the sex with said turkeys


turkeys don't have sex, they only gooble. :pinch:



remind me to delete that later.
They what?
Mr. Mulder
11-04-2005, 11:06 PM
if you do have the sex with said turkeys

turkeys don't have sex, they only gooble. :pinch:



remind me to do that later.

:naughty: :naughty: :naughty:
Gripper
11-04-2005, 11:06 PM
gobble,do they spit or swallow
Lilmiss
11-04-2005, 11:11 PM
:fist: gawd damn those quote tags.



and just so you all know, i've never plucked a turkey in my life. :pinch:
Santa
11-04-2005, 11:31 PM
http://www.dusky.sk/pics/2005-11/1497_blackhumor_froglegs.jpg