3 years since I had sex [Archive]

Gripper

11-05-2005, 11:33 AM

Is it a medical problem or are you to hideous for contact with the opposite or same sex???

Guillaume

11-05-2005, 11:33 AM

I don't know whether to point and laugh, or offer you manker.
The first option is less cruel, I guess.

manker

11-05-2005, 11:38 AM

I'd be no good. Adster's cawk has obviously fallen off.

Three fecking years! :lol: :(

manker

11-05-2005, 11:39 AM

Oops, that was unintentional - The three years I wrote should hardly have been interspersed with 'fecking'.

:ermm:

Gripper

11-05-2005, 11:49 AM

3-non fecking-years,does that include self abuse???

manker

11-05-2005, 11:55 AM

Stop rodding, gripper.

The innuendo will make Ad mess his Y-Fronts.

Adster

11-05-2005, 11:57 AM

LMAO

well i do wank 3 times a day to make up for it

I think my record was 13 times in a day I cummed for

Cheese

11-05-2005, 11:58 AM

Bugger.

manker

11-05-2005, 11:58 AM

LMAO

well i do wank 3 times a day to make up for it

I think my record was 13 times in a day I cummed forSara said her boyfriend came 10 times in a day - I thought it was pish (not literally - duno if she's into that) - but it seems it is possible.

My record was like five or six times when I was about 15 :dabs:

asmithz

11-05-2005, 12:02 PM

Adster it's ok, I don't see it as a problem like the others :-p
Some people arnt driven by sex.

and

JESUS YOU PEOPLE CUM TO MUCH LOL

Most i ever did was 3 times, with and with a partner.

Adster

11-05-2005, 12:03 PM

this 13 times was dec 31st 1999 4 of the times was with my ex I would have bene 18 and her 16 the other r9 was ummm my work I remember counting all the times that day dunno what it was but was horny as hell that day

Proper Bo

11-05-2005, 12:06 PM

so whilst everyone was out celebrating the new millenium, you were wanking? noice

Adster

11-05-2005, 12:09 PM

something like that was a party over at my exs family place in Sydney had 100s of people over for some reason she looked twice as hot that day too

underwear lost its colour

manker

11-05-2005, 12:12 PM

something like that was a party over at my exs family place in Sydney had 100s of people over for some reason she looked twice as hot that day too Was she sweating a lot?

Fat birds try harder :dabs:

Edit: That was teh h4r5h, sorry :schnauz:

Adster

11-05-2005, 12:24 PM

well funny you said that then she was fine apparently now shes pretty fat put on a lot of weight since i left the bitch

NikkiD

11-05-2005, 12:28 PM

yep 3 years today since I have had sex time flys doesn't it??

Erm.... happy anniversary? :unsure:

manker

11-05-2005, 12:28 PM

well funny you said that then she was fine apparently now shes pretty fat put on a lot of weight since i left the bitch
Always a good thing that, I moved into my house with a hawt eighteen year old blonde when I finished uni - it lasted for about a year and then I had to pay her money I didn't have to get her out of my house.

I see her infrequently, and she is hawt no more and probably heavier than I am :01:

Adster

11-05-2005, 01:21 PM

yep 3 years today since I have had sex time flys doesn't it??

Erm.... happy anniversary? :unsure:

dont you mean sad anniversary :( :cry:

Busyman

11-05-2005, 01:47 PM

yep 3 years today since I have had sex time flys doesn't it??
Do you have The Monkey or something?:huh:

JPaul

11-05-2005, 04:46 PM

I believe that if you go three years without sexual intercourse you are legally considered as being a virgin again.

sArA

11-05-2005, 06:08 PM

Blythorama

11-05-2005, 07:15 PM

I was without for about 18months...I think that the desire to seek it out fades over time, probably to stop people going crazy. :lol:

I actually think it is more likely due to a drop in sex hormone levels, the less you have, the less you want synddrome.

I went without for a year, most times it was alright owing to the above phenomenon but there were occasions I thought I was going to go insane with frustration. :wacko:

Its been three months now....and I am getting a little tense. :(

Gripper

11-05-2005, 07:31 PM

P'raps you and adster could......

Blythorama

11-05-2005, 07:38 PM

P'raps you and adster could......

It has been three months because I have taste....

enoughfakefiles

11-05-2005, 07:39 PM

P'raps you and adster could......

It has been three months because I have taste....

How long will it be before you lose your taste.....:shifty:

Blythorama

11-05-2005, 07:40 PM

About three months.

enoughfakefiles

11-05-2005, 07:41 PM

About three months.

/me marks his calender.

Gripper

11-05-2005, 07:44 PM

/me thinks mmm is that now,or her being a cunning woman,HAPPY NEW YEAR

Blythorama

11-05-2005, 07:44 PM

:lol:

noted.:shifty:

brotherdoobie

11-06-2005, 08:14 AM

Continue with the self abuse Ad. It's easier.

Peace bd

Lilmiss

11-06-2005, 09:52 AM

I think my record was 13 times in a day I cummed for

my gawd, you're famous now. :happy:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v627/missie77/usht.jpg

Barbarossa

11-09-2005, 02:26 PM

yep 3 years today since I have had sex time flys doesn't it??

Are you even.... you know..... making an effort? :huh:

thewizeard

11-09-2005, 03:31 PM

I think my record was 13 times in a day I cummed for

my gawd, you're famous now. :happy:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v627/missie77/usht.jpg

..definetly Guinness Book of records stuff Ad... Would you like me to send your name to them, to find out where you "stand?" :)