can you remember your first wank?

[Adster]

I can was 13 thoguth shit that feels good Im gonna keep doing it

[Proper Bo]

how can I forget right now? :naughty:


oh, you didn't mean of today...

[manker]

Yeah, I can. Told all of me mates in school the next day.

Sounds really gay, now that I think about it :dabs:

[Adster]

funny i never told my mates in school guesss when your young 13 or so its a insult for someone to tell you you wank

funny how things change

[manker]

It was the main topic of conversation in the playground of my school from the ages of about eleven to fourteen - then it moved onto shagging once the girls got a bit sluttified, like.

[Proper Bo]

girls? tell the truth...

[Adster]

I keep thinking popper bo is jpaul for some reason

[manker]

Yes, shagging girls, we used to talk about that all of the time.

First rule of sheep club - don't talk about sheep club.

[manker]

I keep thinking popper bo is jpaul for some reasonWhy?

[Proper Bo]

I keep thinking popper bo is jpaul for some reason

:naughty:

[Guillaume]

I keep thinking popper bo is jpaul for some reason
Adblock solved that for me.

Adblock FTW.

[GepperRankins]

yeah. my mate told me to try it :pinch:


alone obviously. on my own :ermm:

[Adster]

ive never been caught wanking at all although my ex came in once and said what are you doing when my hand flang out of my pants in 20 seconds

was looking at somthing very nice on the net

[GepperRankins]

my PC crashed on porn once when my bro walked in. he laughed and asked if it's good :pinch:


i think my mum found some porno mags under my bed and threw them away. closest i'm aware of to being caught

[manker]

I was naked, listening to music on my headphones having a wank on my bed with my eyes closed - when I'd finished, I saw that my Mam had popped in and left a steaming hot cup of tea by the side of my bed* :dabs:




* Actually, that's not true but my mate said it happened to him and I've read several accounts of of almost exactly the same story on the interweb ... so I decided to pretend an urban legend had happened to me ftw.

[GepperRankins]

I was naked, listening to music on my headphones having a wank on my bed with my eyes closed - when I'd finished, I saw that my Mam had popped in and left a steaming hot cup of tea by the side of my bed* :dabs:




* Actually, that's not true but my mate said it happened to him and I've read several accounts of of almost exactly the same story on the interweb ... so I decided to pretend an urban legend had happened to me ftw.
i knew a guy who would have had a wank....

[Proper Bo]

I was naked, listening to music on my headphones having a wank on my bed with my eyes closed - when I'd finished, I saw that my Mam had popped in and left a steaming shit by the side of my bed...


I moved out not long after

[manker]

I was naked, listening to music on my headphones having a wank on my bed with my eyes closed - when I'd finished, I saw that my Mam had popped in and left a steaming shit by the side of my bed...


I moved out not long after
:lol: :lol:

[Adster]

ok that was fucking sick

but thast one way to make someone give up wanking

[manker]

Did Dave mean that he knows a guy who would have had another wank due to the thought of his mother seeing him wanking?

[Adster]

oh I remember the night before the tigers grand final I preyed to god that for the tigers to win and that if they did I would;t wank for a week I just wanted them to win 1 Grand final while I was alive been so shit for 15 years

anyway they won

next day later on Monday I was wanking again its fucking too addictive

OK Ive never had any drugs before or smoked not 1 cigarette

but masturbation is a fucking addiction

[GepperRankins]

i was going on the lottery urban legend again but didn't know how to finish it :pinch:

[manker]

i was going on the lottery urban legend again but didn't know how to finish it :pinch::lol: :D

I see -- I got it last time, but that really was just too vague, mate!

[Gripper]

Yes

[JPaul]

My first venture into the world of onanism was in black and white.

[sArA]

13, in front of a mirror :blushing:

[Mr. Mulder]

8, in front of my uncle bill :blushing:

[Samurai]

In front of a mirror... um why? :)

Anyway I can't remember how old I was but I guess I finally did it after hearing everyone all the time talking about "wanking" etc... Peer pressure heh :lol:

[Blythorama]

13. I didn't know what was going on, and my orgasm really surprised me.

[Biggles]

13. I didn't know what was going on, and my orgasm really surprised me.

Likewise :blushing:

12 in the bath ... and had a minor panic attack because I thought I had broken something.

[Blythorama]

13. I didn't know what was going on, and my orgasm really surprised me.

Likewise :blushing:

12 in the bath ... and had a minor panic attack because I thought I had broken something.

:lol: :lol:

me too. i thought i had some sort of illness. I remember suspecting it was something you shouldn't talk about though. girls did not talk about it in the same way as boys did.

[Gripper]

It certainly was a memorable WOW:w00t: moment in my life,wish I'd thought to have something to hand to clean up with:lol:

[Blythorama]

It certainly was a memorable WOW:w00t: moment in my life,wish I'd thought to have something to hand to clean up with:lol:

Did you know what you were doing? I mean, was it a premeditated moment. "right, its about time I tried this" or did you "discover" it accidently?

[Gripper]

Unplanned,was reading a book in bed got to a erotic bit and things kinda started happening,can clearly remember the pressure building up then BANG and laying there thinking WTF:w00t:
Once discovered it becomes a boys favourite toy:lol: :lol:

[Biggles]

It certainly was a memorable WOW:w00t: moment in my life,wish I'd thought to have something to hand to clean up with:lol:

Did you know what you were doing? I mean, was it a premeditated moment. "right, its about time I tried this" or did you "discover" it accidently?

It was accident all the way for me. Bloody thing went off in me hand. Nearly drowned as I slid about in the bath trying to stop what I thought was a major leak.

[Gripper]

:lol: :lol: :lol: I bet you was thinking "it's mine I'll wash it as fast as I like",.
I found I developed a very good visualization thing in me head,only had to spot an accidently flash of thigh or bosom(or deliberate) to store in head for replay and expansion later on.

[Biggles]

:lol: :lol: :lol: I bet you was thinking "it's mine I'll wash it as fast as I like",.
I found I developed a very good visualization thing in me head,only had to spot an accidently flash of thigh or bosom(or deliberate) to store in head for replay and expansion later on.

Pan's People on Top of the Pops

:naughty:

[Blythorama]

:lol: :lol: :lol: I bet you was thinking "it's mine I'll wash it as fast as I like",.
I found I developed a very good visualization thing in me head,only had to spot an accidently flash of thigh or bosom(or deliberate) to store in head for replay and expansion later on.

Pan's People on Top of the Pops

:naughty:


EEEEEEWWWWWW. Pan's People really freak me out.

[Biggles]

Pan's People on Top of the Pops

:naughty:


EEEEEEWWWWWW. Pan's People really freak me out.

They were a lot younger then.

[Blythorama]

EEEEEEWWWWWW. Pan's People really freak me out.

They were a lot younger then.

Even vids from then freak me out. I don't know what it is but even when I was a bairn I would run screaming when they were on. Whatsitcalled? Panophobia?

[Biggles]

They were a lot younger then.

Even vids from then freak me out. I don't know what it is but even when I was a bairn I would run screaming when they were on. Whatsitcalled? Panophobia?


What, like this?

http://www.panspeople.freeserve.co.uk/images/picpans6.jpg

:naughty:

[Gripper]

Cor look at them boots

[Biggles]

Cor look at them boots

One has to remember that this was as close to porn as was available in my day :snooty:

5 minutes of Pan's People and all the 13/14 year old boys thoughts turned to sweaty (self)loving.

[Gripper]

yep I remembers it

[ziggyjuarez]

No.I dont keep tracks of these things.

[Blythorama]

Even vids from then freak me out. I don't know what it is but even when I was a bairn I would run screaming when they were on. Whatsitcalled? Panophobia?


What like this

http://www.panspeople.freeserve.co.uk/images/picpans6.jpg

:naughty:

NNNaaaaagggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhuuuuuuggghhuughh.

You are the incarnation of the evil one himself. :angry: :angry:

[Biggles]

No.I dont keep tracks of these things.

But ... but ... it was a seminal moment in your life


:shifty:

[ziggyjuarez]

I did'nt know it at the time:rolleyes:

[Blythorama]

Whats the scottish slang for wanking?

[Biggles]

Whats the scottish slang for wanking?

Chug :blushing:

[Blythorama]

Whats the scottish slang for wanking?

Chug :blushing:

:lol: :lol:

is it true that "getting off at paisley" means coitus interruptus? somehting a scottish friend told me recently...

[Biggles]

Chug :blushing:

:lol: :lol:

is it true that "getting off at paisley" means coitus interruptus? somehting a scottish friend told me recently...

:)

The East Coast version is "getting off at Haymarket" (the stop just before Waverley Station in the centre of Edinburgh)

[brenda]

oh I remember the night before the tigers grand final I preyed to god that for the tigers to win and that if they did I would;t wank for a week I just wanted them to win 1 Grand final while I was alive been so shit for 15 years

anyway they won

next day later on Monday I was wanking again its fucking too addictive

OK Ive never had any drugs before or smoked not 1 cigarette

but masturbation is a fucking addiction

Masturbation isn't a sin, nor is a crime as my sig use to clearly state many moons age :)

I can remember my 1st time quite clearly, it was in the downstairs loo at home, the walls of the room were painted blue, I was about 5 years old

[tesco]

I finally did it after hearing everyone all the time talking about "wanking" etc...
Same for me. It was grade 7 so i guess i was 13.:unsure:

I remember knowing what it was but not seeing the point because i didn't know orgasm actually felt good.:O


I was about 5 years old5? :O

[Lilmiss]

nope, but i bet it was damn good. :happy:


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v627/missie77/23.jpg

[Yogi]

I was about twelve when i discovered a sweet hole in my matras.

Imagine the agony when we moved and i got a new bed...

Never found an equally willing subject since.....

[Barbarossa]

I was about twelve when i discovered a sweet hole in my matras.

Imagine the agony when we moved and i got a new bed...

Never found an equally willing subject since.....

imagine the surprise of the poor mouse that chewed out that hole and was living in there :O

[Yogi]

I was about twelve when i discovered a sweet hole in my matras.

Imagine the agony when we moved and i got a new bed...

Never found an equally willing subject since.....

imagine the surprise of the poor mouse that chewed out that hole and was living in there :O


I agree, he must have felt alone after i moved......:cry:

[Gripper]

:sick: I'm never gonna "chug" a bottle of beer again.

[Barbarossa]

:sick: I'm never gonna "chug" a bottle of beer again.

O'rly?

[Gripper]

rly

[Barbarossa]

Remind me to never let you buy a round in the pub. :dabs:

[Gripper]

No feckin wurries there,if you want to buy I'll drink 'em

[Proper Bo]

did you win that $20+ barbie?

[Seedler]

i donno i've been wankin hard since i was like in kindergarden...no joke seriously. Of course i didnt know wut i was doing back then. Its curvin to the left now, i'm a bit worried. You should change hands often.

[enoughfakefiles]

i donno i've been wankin hard since i was like in kindergarden...no joke seriously. Of course i didnt know wut i was doing back then. Its curvin to the left now, i'm a bit worried. You should change hands often.

Yes, female hands preferably.:D

[Seedler]

i donno i've been wankin hard since i was like in kindergarden...no joke seriously. Of course i didnt know wut i was doing back then. Its curvin to the left now, i'm a bit worried. You should change hands often.

Yes, female hands preferably.:D

Oh yes absolutely