Rip The Jacker
11-05-2005, 10:35 PM
Zathura is random and boring.
Yup... that just about describes Zathura... random... and usually
boring. It starts off with two brothers who are constantly fighting,
and their older sister who hates everyone and doesn't want to do
anything but sleep during the day. Then things get crazy when the
younger brother finds an old board game, Zathura, and starts to play
it.
Then random/pointless events happen in no particular order. Spin the
key, press the button, grab a card, something weird happens, repeat.
Everything happens then, from a meteor shower, to a giant killer robot,
to a bunch of lizard people who want to eat the children... out of
nowhere. It just goes on and on... throughout the entire movie I was
sitting there waiting for them to finish to darn game already...
So a series of random events happen, and then it's all followed by a
big "twist," which is also pretty lame. Then someone wins the game,
everything goes back to normal, and yeah... you've just watched
Zathura...
Yup... that just about describes Zathura... random... and usually
boring. It starts off with two brothers who are constantly fighting,
and their older sister who hates everyone and doesn't want to do
anything but sleep during the day. Then things get crazy when the
younger brother finds an old board game, Zathura, and starts to play
it.
Then random/pointless events happen in no particular order. Spin the
key, press the button, grab a card, something weird happens, repeat.
Everything happens then, from a meteor shower, to a giant killer robot,
to a bunch of lizard people who want to eat the children... out of
nowhere. It just goes on and on... throughout the entire movie I was
sitting there waiting for them to finish to darn game already...
So a series of random events happen, and then it's all followed by a
big "twist," which is also pretty lame. Then someone wins the game,
everything goes back to normal, and yeah... you've just watched
Zathura...