I hate my neighbour [Archive]

Guillaume

11-06-2005, 10:45 AM

No, really, I do hate him.

Just like every Sunday morning he woke me up by listening really really loud so shit music.

I'm currently being tortured with music from the West Indies.

Oh, and I also hate the guy who designed this building with walls and floors so thin.

Santa

11-06-2005, 10:53 AM

are you going to burn his car?
:ph34r:

Guillaume

11-06-2005, 10:55 AM

Are you crazy?

If I do that the whole shit building's going to catch on fire. :ph34r:

Rip The Jacker

11-06-2005, 10:58 AM

Ask him kindly to turn the music down... and if he refuses to cooperate, slash his tires or something.

=/

Guillaume

11-06-2005, 11:00 AM

Already done that. Dozens of times.

Erm... The "asking politely" part...

Santa

11-06-2005, 11:01 AM

by playing the exact negative frequency of his music in your room - it should be possible to obtain total silence.

Guillaume

11-06-2005, 11:06 AM

by playing the exact negative frequency of his music in your room - it should be possible to obtain total silence.

Geek.

How do I do that?

Rip The Jacker

11-06-2005, 11:07 AM

by playing the exact negative frequency of his music in your room - it should be possible to obtain total silence. Really? I gotta try that. :lol:

@Guillaume
Can't you complain to your uh... apartment's manager? :unsure:

Santa

11-06-2005, 11:10 AM

yes - look it up on google
you only get pure silence between certain point
the side effect is....
outside of that area the sound is Ampliphied twice the amount....

Guillaume

11-06-2005, 11:12 AM

@Guillaume
Can't you complain to your uh... apartment's manager? :unsure:
Nope.

Since asking nicely doesn't work, I'll try yelling at his face.
See you in a minute.

Rip The Jacker

11-06-2005, 11:15 AM

Hope things go well... =/

Santa

11-06-2005, 11:16 AM

Knock on his door
Stare coldly at him
then say
" I am from Bosnia"
Stare at him some more
then walk away.

j2k4

11-06-2005, 11:23 AM

I have some spare loudspeakers you can use to overwhelm him.

I have deployed them from my front porch to frustrate and annoy the children riding past in their low-riding rap-mobiles.

They complained to the gendarmes about my loud music, saying they couldn't hear their own (somewhat less) loud music.

Have you access to a very large amplifier and a cargo plane to pick up the speakers?

Guillaume

11-06-2005, 11:39 AM

Thanks J2K4 but I won't need them.

I just can't believe how showing up to people's door and hurling inarticulate shouts and threats is effective. :01:

Yogi

11-06-2005, 11:42 AM

Knock on his door
Stare coldly at him
then say
" I am from Bosnia"
Stare at him some more
then walk away.

:lol:

Btw. i hate my neighbor too.:ermm:

He tends to whistle our national anthem at 'bout 10 in the morning......:blink:

And he only lives like 50 meters from us.:angry:

It does not harmonise with the wind through the trees here!!:frusty:

enoughfakefiles

11-06-2005, 12:39 PM

Oh, and I also hate the guy who designed this building with walls and floors so thin.

Are the walls so thin that you can hear the bloke next door changing his mind.:lol:

Adster

11-06-2005, 12:45 PM

Gripper

11-06-2005, 01:29 PM

Thanks J2K4 but I won't need them.

I just can't believe how showing up to people's door and hurling inarticulate shouts and threats is effective. :01:
He probably can't speak French:lol:

enoughfakefiles

11-06-2005, 01:30 PM

Thanks J2K4 but I won't need them.

I just can't believe how showing up to people's door and hurling inarticulate shouts and threats is effective. :01:
He probably can't speak French:lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Proper Bo

11-06-2005, 03:28 PM

Pfft, I've been lifted for shooting at my neighbour :snooty:

(I was innocent, obviously)

tesco

11-06-2005, 05:44 PM

Bah, my dad does that to me every morning. :rolleyes:

Guillaume

11-06-2005, 05:55 PM

What? Shooting you? :unsure:

Gripper

11-06-2005, 06:47 PM

http://filesharingtalk.com/vb3/showthread.php?t=104576&page=322

:whistling :whistling :whistling :innocent: :innocent:

Guillaume

11-06-2005, 07:06 PM

http://filesharingtalk.com/vb3/showthread.php?t=104576&page=322

:whistling :whistling :whistling :innocent: :innocent:
I saw it. Your posting a link to it won't make it glag-worthy. :dry:

Gripper

11-06-2005, 07:07 PM

:lookaroun :01:

Rip The Jacker

11-06-2005, 11:42 PM

Thanks J2K4 but I won't need them.

I just can't believe how showing up to people's door and hurling inarticulate shouts and threats is effective. :01:
Glad that worked out. :lol:

Smith

11-07-2005, 12:08 AM

Shame, I really like mine:wub:

sArA

11-07-2005, 12:12 AM

Get on great with mine too...but then I do live in quite a nice area :snooty: :lol:

Gripper

11-07-2005, 10:25 AM

Lifes a riot in G's neighborhood.

manker

11-07-2005, 10:29 AM

Get on great with mine too...but then I do live in quite a nice area :snooty: :lol:I don't live in a posh area yet I get on really well with my neighbours. They're actually nice people.

Imagine my surprise :dry:

Barbarossa

11-07-2005, 12:17 PM

My neighbours are alright too. ;)

Gripper

11-07-2005, 12:27 PM

Some are alright loike an some are all left

Blythorama

11-07-2005, 12:29 PM

I am not allowed neighbors. :(

Gripper

11-07-2005, 12:31 PM

Whar about Home and Away??

Blythorama

11-07-2005, 12:32 PM

I'm not allowed antipodean entertainment.

Gripper

11-07-2005, 12:34 PM

What no Skippy,no Flipper girl you are deprived!!!

Blythorama

11-07-2005, 12:39 PM

Its Gentle Ben all the way!

Gripper

11-07-2005, 12:42 PM

Champion the woooooonder horse,
come here Lassie.
Mr ed?
and who could forget Muffin the mule:naughty:

enoughfakefiles

11-07-2005, 12:47 PM

Muffin the mule:naughty:

:sick:

Blythorama

11-07-2005, 12:49 PM

Muffin the Mule is the sterile progeny of Mr Ed and Eeyore.

Mr Ed was a girl.

enoughfakefiles

11-07-2005, 12:51 PM

.Mr Ed was a girl.

A cross dressing horse.:O

Blythorama

11-07-2005, 12:55 PM

.Mr Ed was a girl.

A cross dressing horse.:O

http://www.dylanbeattie.net/parties/history/ladygodiva.jpg

Barbarossa

11-07-2005, 01:29 PM

A cross dressing horse.:O

http://www.dylanbeattie.net/parties/history/ladygodiva.jpg

teh fook? :blink:

Blythorama

11-07-2005, 01:37 PM

http://www.dylanbeattie.net/parties/history/ladygodiva.jpg

teh fook? :blink:

The horse seems to be wearing an attractive young blond.

Busyman

11-07-2005, 03:14 PM

Lifes a riot in G's neighborhood.
:lol: :lol: :lol:
----
My neighbors are quite nice. The wife is the sister of the folks I bought my house from. The husband and wife retirees are my only neighbors.

GepperRankins

11-07-2005, 03:37 PM

my nieghbours rawk and we're bastards to them

Proper Bo

11-07-2005, 04:15 PM

my neighbours fookin stink of onions, and there's millions of them in the one house!

Lilmiss

11-08-2005, 01:23 AM

one of me ma's neighbours is a transvestite.

he's also a farmer. :lol: :ermm:

twisterX

11-08-2005, 01:26 AM

that sux

Lilmiss

11-08-2005, 01:32 AM

actually, t'is rather amusing seeing him sowing his seeds in a pair of high heels. :happy:

:ermm:

Guillaume

11-08-2005, 01:37 AM

Has (s)he never broken one of (her)his ankles? :pinch:

Lilmiss

11-08-2005, 01:46 AM

not when i've been watching, but there's hope yet. :lookaroun

i used to live in the same street as two of my teachers.
that sucked. :unsure:

ziggyjuarez

11-08-2005, 01:49 AM

Only read the first 10 replys but im guessing the topic changed to GEP.Do you live in an apartment?I do,sucks.I always hear some song called galolina.Im sure people can hear me also when i crank up the pr0n and MF Doom:happy:

Barbarossa

11-08-2005, 10:17 AM

actually, t'is rather amusing seeing him sowing his seeds in a pair of high heels. :happy:

:ermm:

"sowing his seeds", eh! :naughty: