Where did you lose your banana?

[Barbarossa]

I lost mine on the back seat of a bus in Sheffield. :huh:

[Blythorama]

A monkey stole mine in Fife.

[Proper Bo]

i suppose he stole my chocolate pennies too?

[GepperRankins]

strapped it to a rocket :dabs:

[Gripper]

It slipped out on its own never to be seen again

[Santa]

Never Ever Lose
Your
BANANA

http://www.mattkb.co.uk/images/bigbanana.gif

[Barbarossa]

Sound advice... If only I'd known that earlier :frusty:

[DorisInsinuate]

I've always had the benefit of multi-coloured dildo protectors (http://www.bananaguard.com/)

[manker]

I've always had the benefit of multi-coloured dildo protectors (http://www.bananaguard.com/)Quality :shifty:

[Blythorama]

i suppose he stole my chocolate pennies too?


Now, we've been through this lad, I admit I have failed Darth, him having given me his address and stuff to send them, but I didn't make a promise to you!

unless you count the inhabitance of your cellar.

[Proper Bo]

yes I do, and you stole my toffee crisp from manker.

[Blythorama]

OK FINE. PM me your address or arrange a seedy pick-up point and I'll send you half a sweety shop. And I'll do darth as well to stop you all bloody whinging. I just keep forgetting.

[DorisInsinuate]

And I'll do darth as well
Score :01:

[Guillaume]

And I'll do darth as well
Now, this deserved a quote and a http://img435.imageshack.us/img435/5593/eyebrows0qd.gif

[Proper Bo]

just put them at the top of the stairs by me cellar

[Blythorama]

And I'll do darth as well
Score :01:


:cry: Do I have to?:cry:

[Proper Bo]

Nah, I'm betting you're ugly

[DanB]

:lol:

[Blythorama]

Nah, I'm betting you're ugly


Fuck off yer shiter. I'm not ugly.

[Proper Bo]

Yes, you're beautiful on the inside, I'm sure.

[enoughfakefiles]

Nah, I'm betting you're ugly


Fuck off yer shiter. I'm not ugly.

We can't tell by your writing.:snooty:

[Blythorama]

Fuck off yer shiter. I'm not ugly.

We can't tell by your writing.:snooty:

:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

bastards.

[scott_pd]

Dont worry, everybodys pretty in their own way, yours is just on the inside.

[manker]

Blyth writes hawt - have you seen her grammar :o


I'll bet she's like those hawt librarians on Bookwormbitches.com.

[manker]

Omfg!

That's actually a website and there are hawt (pseudo)librarians on it.

Noice :happy:

[enoughfakefiles]

I'll bet she's like those hawt librarians on Bookwormbitches.com.

Added to favourites.:shifty:

[DorisInsinuate]

Omfg!

That's actually a website and there are hawt (pseudo)librarians on it.

Noice :happy:
Don't pretend you didn't actually know :dry:

bookmarked btw

[Blythorama]

Blyth writes hawt - have you seen her grammar :o


I'll bet she's like those hawt librarians on Bookwormbitches.com.

:naughty:

shhhh! Or I'll have to give you a stern glance over my spectacles.

[Proper Bo]

women shouldn't be allowed to learn to read, and all cookery books should just use simple and clear digrams.

[manker]

Omfg!

That's actually a website and there are hawt (pseudo)librarians on it.

Noice :happy:
Don't pretend you didn't actually know :dry:

bookmarked btwOh yeah, bookmarked ftw.

I really didn't know about it tho' - whoda thunk there would be a site called bookwormbitches - I thought I made it up.

It's like a while ago, I thought I made up the term francophobia (to describe j2k4's apparent problem with the nation). However, it was already a word :huh:

[zaphodiv]

I bought plantains instead of bananas. A friend of mine laughed when I mentioned that my banana was a bit hard. There are no ethnic food shops
where I grew up. He still sings the wrong banana's song (http://www.rathergood.com/bananas/) at me occasionally.

[manker]

A friend of mine laughed when I mentioned that my banana was a bit hard.It may have been a nervous laugh.

I'd have thought you were making sexual advances toward me :ermm:

[Gripper]

That must have tasted yuk,you're meant to cook plantains before you eat em

[Santa]

http://www.dusky.sk/pics/2005-10/1447_ATT000513.gif

[Gripper]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v481/gripper103/banan1.jpg

[Gripper]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v481/gripper103/bananas2.jpg

[scott_pd]

http://www.dusky.sk/pics/2005-10/1447_ATT000513.gif

Thats where my bannana went!:naughty: :naughty:

[manker]

http://www.dusky.sk/pics/2005-10/1447_ATT000513.gif

Thats where my bannana went!:naughty: :naughty:
Photoshopped :dry:

[Gripper]

Nah its easy with practice,just the gag reflex is a bitch:)

[Proper Bo]

Nah its easy with practice,just the gag reflex is a bitch:)

speaking from experience?:blink:

[Gripper]

My sword swollowing days don't cha know

[Guillaume]

That's how you call it? :shifty:

[Gripper]

Feck orf nazi