I hate my fcking life

[Seedler]

I hate my fcking life. I’m 15, asian and I’m in gr10. I ace school easy with 95+ average. I play sports and am more fit than maebach (maebach has titties, trust me I’ve seen them). Like all asians, I’m only gifted, with IQ like 140ish but not a fcking genius with 150+ IQ. I’m pro at piano. My parents want to be a fckin gayass motherfckin doctor or lawyer, but I don’t wanna be a fckin 6 inch dick dentists. Wait a sec fck that’s me. See, my life sux. Having a 6 inch cock makes me insecure and I fckin hate it. I’m gonna ace school easy, probably get a girl with no problem and end up in life as a business dude or dentist. Fck that sux motherfckin balls. I don’t wanna live this fckin boring life, I hate my life and I wanna star in Terminator 9 and shit, so I can shoot fckin robots and look cool and bang lots of chicks. That be cool. But no…I’m asian and I’m gonna be a fckin gayass dermatologist. Fck my life sux. Your life cant suck more than this. Fck it be cool just not being pressured so much by my parents and fckin waste myself once in a while...BUT NOOOO... I gotta be a goody goody and if I got drunk and shit and came home my parents will like skin my alive and fckin put me into a hole so fckin deep and dark I wont even be able to see my 6 inch cock and play with it. Fck that sux.

[colt45joe]

:unsure:

¬_¬

[GepperRankins]

we need that as an mp3 *dabs

[Wolfmight]

If you want to be in movies, try it out. There are plenty of small productions going on all the time and if your the most common man for the job, the big guys will want you in their movies too. Be in many small movies and big ones will come their way from seekers.

[BigBank_Hank]

I hate it when people type in word blocks.

[ziggyjuarez]

I also have a 6inch cock....no joke

[Wolfmight]

I have noticed most depressing posts are always in "chunk" form. Like a brick thrown to your face whilst reading.

[Wolfmight]

I also have a 6inch cock....no joke
Why'd he mention something so average in the first place...

[Seedler]

ahh i think asians on this forum feel the same way, like linkin park. If he doesn't then he's been westernized and brainwashed, thus becoming a retarded traitor to the motherland trying to either be ganster or white. And I don't usually type word blocks and use run on sentences, but tonight i'm just pissed off and couldn't care less

[Samurai]

oh shut up

[Seedler]

oh shut up

fck you you 2 inch dick homosexual arab

[MagicNakor]

I'm not sure where you're living Seedler, but if you're in Vancouver or Toronto, it'd be fairly easy for you to get into some indie and/or film student movies. Gotta start somewhere.

:shuriken:

[GepperRankins]

I have noticed most depressing posts are always in "chunk" form. Like a brick thrown to your face whilst reading.
it's like a soliloquy. i think they rawk :happy:

[Wolfmight]

I have noticed most depressing posts are always in "chunk" form. Like a brick thrown to your face whilst reading.
it's like a soliloquy. i think they rawk :happy:
ah, the method of blowing off steam without pause.

:artist:

so·lil·o·quy (sə-lĭl'ə-kwē) pronunciation
n., pl. -quies.

1.
1. A dramatic or literary form of discourse in which a character talks to himself or herself or reveals his or her thoughts without addressing a listener.
2. A specific speech or piece of writing in this form of discourse.
2. The act of speaking to oneself.

[GepperRankins]

we should all do like an mp3 of our own. they would rawk

[Wolfmight]

we should all do like an mp3 of our own. they would rawk
host em all on "putfile.com"...in a single thread upon this forum. Whilst we yet ponder till it happends.

[ziggyjuarez]

make a thread

[Rip The Jacker]

I hate it when people type in word blocks.
Me too.

[Monkeee]

I hate my fcking life. I’m 15, asian and I’m in gr10. I ace school easy with 95+ average. I play sports and am more fit than maebach (maebach has titties, trust me I’ve seen them). Like all asians, I’m only gifted, with IQ like 140ish but not a fcking genius with 150+ IQ. I’m pro at piano. My parents want to be a fckin gayass motherfckin doctor or lawyer, but I don’t wanna be a fckin 6 inch dick dentists. Wait a sec fck that’s me. See, my life sux. Having a 6 inch cock makes me insecure and I fckin hate it. I’m gonna ace school easy, probably get a girl with no problem and end up in life as a business dude or dentist. Fck that sux motherfckin balls. I don’t wanna live this fckin boring life, I hate my life and I wanna star in Terminator 9 and shit, so I can shoot fckin robots and look cool and bang lots of chicks. That be cool. But no…I’m asian and I’m gonna be a fckin gayass dermatologist. Fck my life sux. Your life cant suck more than this. Fck it be cool just not being pressured so much by my parents and fckin waste myself once in a while...BUT NOOOO... I gotta be a goody goody and if I got drunk and shit and came home my parents will like skin my alive and fckin put me into a hole so fckin deep and dark I wont even be able to see my 6 inch cock and play with it. Fck that sux.

cooool we have so much in common!!!

[manker]

maebach > Seedler.

FYI.

[Barbarossa]

Nobody likes a moaning whinger.

[manker]

Nobody likes a moaning whinger.Yeah, especially 15 year old moaning whingers.

It's not like they're even slightly important.

[Smith]

If you dont like life, kill yourself and get it over with. If not, then go out and do something new.

[asmithz]

If you dont like life, kill yourself and get it over with. If not, then go out and do something new.

noice

But that guy needs to stop being gay seriouly. He's life is great. Mabey he should kil himself if he think it sucks. :lol:

[GepperRankins]

do it on tape though. me and bob made a deal. if ever one of us gets seriously fucked up, like dead. the other has to take pictures :dabs:

[enoughfakefiles]

do it on tape though. me and bob made a deal. if ever one of us gets seriously fucked up, like dead. the other has to take pictures :dabs:

Better not get the dead one to take them.:rolleyes:

[Barbarossa]

do it on tape though. me and bob made a deal. if ever one of us gets seriously fucked up, like dead. the other has to take pictures :dabs:

Better not get the dead one to take them.:rolleyes:

Or at least make sure the camera has auto-focus, because otherwise they'll never come out.

[enoughfakefiles]

Better not get the dead one to take them.:rolleyes:

Or at least make sure the camera has auto-focus, because otherwise they'll never come out.

Which one do you think will caome out first, dave of bob.

Maybe a poll is in order.

[GepperRankins]

him. i tend to not do as much stupid shit

[Busyman]

I hate my fcking life. I’m 15, asian and I’m in gr10. I ace school easy with 95+ average. I play sports and am more fit than maebach (maebach has titties, trust me I’ve seen them). Like all asians, I’m only gifted, with IQ like 140ish but not a fcking genius with 150+ IQ. I’m pro at piano. My parents want to be a fckin gayass motherfckin doctor or lawyer, but I don’t wanna be a fckin 6 inch dick dentists. Wait a sec fck that’s me. See, my life sux. Having a 6 inch cock makes me insecure and I fckin hate it. I’m gonna ace school easy, probably get a girl with no problem and end up in life as a business dude or dentist. Fck that sux motherfckin balls. I don’t wanna live this fckin boring life, I hate my life and I wanna star in Terminator 9 and shit, so I can shoot fckin robots and look cool and bang lots of chicks. That be cool. But no…I’m asian and I’m gonna be a fckin gayass dermatologist. Fck my life sux. Your life cant suck more than this. Fck it be cool just not being pressured so much by my parents and fckin waste myself once in a while...BUT NOOOO... I gotta be a goody goody and if I got drunk and shit and came home my parents will like skin my alive and fckin put me into a hole so fckin deep and dark I wont even be able to see my 6 inch cock and play with it. Fck that sux.
Hmmm...I knew folks like you in high school. Live in a nice house, have good parents, have money....yet you have all these problems. STFU.

I grew up n a shit neighborhood, still did good in school, and you complain 'cause your parents pressure you about doing well and you wanting to be a movie star. Wahhhhhhhhhhh.

You are a joke. Folks like yourself need to be stuck in hole and then let out a week later so you'd appreciate whatcha got staring you in the fucking face everyday.

You are a gifted dunce. Get your head outta your ass.

[Gemby!]

I hate my fcking life. I’m 15, asian and I’m in gr10. I ace school easy with 95+ average. I play sports and am more fit than maebach (maebach has titties, trust me I’ve seen them). Like all asians, I’m only gifted, with IQ like 140ish but not a fcking genius with 150+ IQ. I’m pro at piano. My parents want to be a fckin gayass motherfckin doctor or lawyer, but I don’t wanna be a fckin 6 inch dick dentists. Wait a sec fck that’s me. See, my life sux. Having a 6 inch cock makes me insecure and I fckin hate it. I’m gonna ace school easy, probably get a girl with no problem and end up in life as a business dude or dentist. Fck that sux motherfckin balls. I don’t wanna live this fckin boring life, I hate my life and I wanna star in Terminator 9 and shit, so I can shoot fckin robots and look cool and bang lots of chicks. That be cool. But no…I’m asian and I’m gonna be a fckin gayass dermatologist. Fck my life sux. Your life cant suck more than this. Fck it be cool just not being pressured so much by my parents and fckin waste myself once in a while...BUT NOOOO... I gotta be a goody goody and if I got drunk and shit and came home my parents will like skin my alive and fckin put me into a hole so fckin deep and dark I wont even be able to see my 6 inch cock and play with it. Fck that sux.

your personal ad sucks

[Samurai]

http://img321.imageshack.us/img321/44/rememberkids1yd.gif

[Busyman]

I hate my fcking life. I’m 15, asian and I’m in gr10. I ace school easy with 95+ average. I play sports and am more fit than maebach (maebach has titties, trust me I’ve seen them). Like all asians, I’m only gifted, with IQ like 140ish but not a fcking genius with 150+ IQ. I’m pro at piano. My parents want to be a fckin gayass motherfckin doctor or lawyer, but I don’t wanna be a fckin 6 inch dick dentists. Wait a sec fck that’s me. See, my life sux. Having a 6 inch cock makes me insecure and I fckin hate it. I’m gonna ace school easy, probably get a girl with no problem and end up in life as a business dude or dentist. Fck that sux motherfckin balls. I don’t wanna live this fckin boring life, I hate my life and I wanna star in Terminator 9 and shit, so I can shoot fckin robots and look cool and bang lots of chicks. That be cool. But no…I’m asian and I’m gonna be a fckin gayass dermatologist. Fck my life sux. Your life cant suck more than this. Fck it be cool just not being pressured so much by my parents and fckin waste myself once in a while...BUT NOOOO... I gotta be a goody goody and if I got drunk and shit and came home my parents will like skin my alive and fckin put me into a hole so fckin deep and dark I wont even be able to see my 6 inch cock and play with it. Fck that sux.

your personal ad sucks

http://img321.imageshack.us/img321/44/rememberkids1yd.gif

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Ya'll are killing me. Both a youz!!:lol: :lol:

[Barbarossa]

I hate my fcking life. I’m 15, asian and I’m in gr10. I ace school easy with 95+ average. I play sports and am more fit than maebach (maebach has titties, trust me I’ve seen them). Like all asians, I’m only gifted, with IQ like 140ish but not a fcking genius with 150+ IQ. I’m pro at piano. My parents want to be a fckin gayass motherfckin doctor or lawyer, but I don’t wanna be a fckin 6 inch dick dentists. Wait a sec fck that’s me. See, my life sux. Having a 6 inch cock makes me insecure and I fckin hate it. I’m gonna ace school easy, probably get a girl with no problem and end up in life as a business dude or dentist. Fck that sux motherfckin balls. I don’t wanna live this fckin boring life, I hate my life and I wanna star in Terminator 9 and shit, so I can shoot fckin robots and look cool and bang lots of chicks. That be cool. But no…I’m asian and I’m gonna be a fckin gayass dermatologist. Fck my life sux. Your life cant suck more than this. Fck it be cool just not being pressured so much by my parents and fckin waste myself once in a while...BUT NOOOO... I gotta be a goody goody and if I got drunk and shit and came home my parents will like skin my alive and fckin put me into a hole so fckin deep and dark I wont even be able to see my 6 inch cock and play with it. Fck that sux.

your personal ad sucks

:lol: :lol: :lol:

If this wasn't already the funniest day ever, that would have made it so! ;)

[Gemby!]

:blushing:

[Gripper]

All 15 year olds rebel,its a personal perspective,he's got caring parents,above average intelligence...needs a new hobby...take up martial arts,blow off some steam,learn some disipline and internal peace....chill

[Barbarossa]

Or just go get yourself laid. :dry:

[asmithz]

All 15 year olds rebel,its a personal perspective,he's got caring parents,above average intelligence...needs a new hobby...take up martial arts,blow off some steam,learn some disipline and internal peace....chill

Good Advice

[QUOTE]Or just go get yourself laid. images/smilies/dry.gif[QUOTE]

That to is good advice :P

[Proper Bo]

I liked the bit about being a traitor to the motherland, if you like it that much, why not get the fuck back over there?

[ziggyjuarez]

http://img321.imageshack.us/img321/44/rememberkids1yd.gif
Oww.That would hurt:lookaroun

[Gripper]

http://img321.imageshack.us/img321/44/rememberkids1yd.gif
Oww.That would hurt:lookaroun
Not for long and unless someone found you,you'd not know about it.

[ziggyjuarez]

Oww.That would hurt:lookaroun
Not for long and unless someone found you,you'd not know about it.
Cool:lookaroun

[ziggyjuarez]

rly?

[Smith]

I think its safe to say we pwned him...

[Santa]

accept the suck.

[maebach]

Hey seedler, stfu. Stop whining about your cok. When you marry someone, they dont measure it before you get married. Seriously, you gotta lay off, Just be yourself and everything will fall in place. And I am cooler than you :cool2: (at school).

Like GepperRankins said, make it an Mp3 :lol: and I'm sure genius has an IQ of 180+

[enoughfakefiles]

Stop whining about your cok. When you marry someone, they dont measure it before you get married.



rly,

[Seedler]

Hey seedler, stfu. Stop whining about your cok. When you marry someone, they dont measure it before you get married. Seriously, you gotta lay off, Just be yourself and everything will fall in place. And I am cooler than you :cool2: (at school).

Like GepperRankins said, make it an Mp3 :lol: and I'm sure genius has an IQ of 180+

stfu maebach, ur indian so u probably hav a 2 inch cok.
I poon u at school at everything so stfu. biatch. You're such a glasses-wearing nerdy-looking little currying-eating desi.

And you're small cawked. forgot about that.

jk above relax ur cool:rolleyes:

[S!X]

Hey seedler, stfu. Stop whining about your cok. When you marry someone, they dont measure it before you get married. Seriously, you gotta lay off, Just be yourself and everything will fall in place. And I am cooler than you :cool2: (at school).

Like GepperRankins said, make it an Mp3 :lol: and I'm sure genius has an IQ of 180+

stfu maebach, ur indian so u probably hav a 2 inch cok.
I poon u at school at everything so stfu. biatch. You're such a glasses-wearing nerdy-looking little currying-eating desi.

And you're small cawked. forgot about that.

jk above relax ur cool:rolleyes:

All the desi's in my school are FRESH and ghey.

[Busyman]

Hey seedler, stfu. Stop whining about your cok. When you marry someone, they dont measure it before you get married. Seriously, you gotta lay off, Just be yourself and everything will fall in place. And I am cooler than you :cool2: (at school).

Like GepperRankins said, make it an Mp3 :lol: and I'm sure genius has an IQ of 180+

stfu maebach, ur indian so u probably hav a 2 inch cok.
I poon u at school at everything so stfu. biatch. You're such a glasses-wearing nerdy-looking little currying-eating desi.

And you're small cawked. forgot about that.

jk above relax ur cool:rolleyes:
Why are you telling everyone he has a small cock?

I thought you two had an agreement not to share ya'll's intiment details.:huh:

[Smith]

Hey seedler, stfu. Stop whining about your cok. When you marry someone, they dont measure it before you get married. Seriously, you gotta lay off, Just be yourself and everything will fall in place. And I am cooler than you :cool2: (at school).

Like GepperRankins said, make it an Mp3 :lol: and I'm sure genius has an IQ of 180+

stfu maebach, ur indian so u probably hav a 2 inch cok.
I poon u at school at everything so stfu. biatch. You're such a glasses-wearing nerdy-looking little currying-eating desi.

And you're small cawked. forgot about that.

jk above relax ur cool:rolleyes:


For someone who admitted in this thread that he hates his life even though everything is given to him on a silver platter, you sure do like to talk smack.

Kill yourself...please?:schnauz:

[S!X]

Kill yourself...please?:schnauz:


Will do, Soon one hopes.

[maebach]

Hey seedler, stfu. Stop whining about your cok. When you marry someone, they dont measure it before you get married. Seriously, you gotta lay off, Just be yourself and everything will fall in place. And I am cooler than you :cool2: (at school).

Like GepperRankins said, make it an Mp3 :lol: and I'm sure genius has an IQ of 180+

stfu maebach, ur indian so u probably hav a 2 inch cok.
I poon u at school at everything so stfu. biatch. You're such a glasses-wearing nerdy-looking little currying-eating desi.

And you're small cawked. forgot about that.

jk above relax ur cool:rolleyes:


sure. :dry: :unsure:

[ziggyjuarez]

Kill yourself...please?:schnauz:


Will do, Soon one hopes.
Emo

[S!X]

Will do, Soon one hopes.
Emo

Nope, SRY.

[maebach]

Will do, Soon one hopes.
Emo


should we smite him?

[maebach]

Emo

Nope, SRY.

look at the positive side, some girls like emo guys. :)

[S!X]

Nope, SRY.

look at the positive side, some girls like emo guys. :)

Im not emo you fuckin desi.

[maebach]

look at the positive side, some girls like emo guys. :)

Im not emo you fuckin desi.

I'm offended, I really am. :( :cry:

[S!X]

Im not emo you fuckin desi.

I'm offended, I really am. :( :cry:

Good, them my job is done.

[Smith]

I dont like Emo kids, there constant disrepsect for life pisses me off. I dont know about you guys but I love life...

[maebach]

good for you, seedler should look up to you

[Formula1]

I hate my fcking life. I’m 15, asian and I’m in gr10. I ace school easy with 95+ average. I play sports and am more fit than maebach (maebach has titties, trust me I’ve seen them). Like all asians, I’m only gifted, with IQ like 140ish but not a fcking genius with 150+ IQ. I’m pro at piano. My parents want to be a fckin gayass motherfckin doctor or lawyer, but I don’t wanna be a fckin 6 inch dick dentists. Wait a sec fck that’s me. See, my life sux. Having a 6 inch cock makes me insecure and I fckin hate it. I’m gonna ace school easy, probably get a girl with no problem and end up in life as a business dude or dentist. Fck that sux motherfckin balls. I don’t wanna live this fckin boring life, I hate my life and I wanna star in Terminator 9 and shit, so I can shoot fckin robots and look cool and bang lots of chicks. That be cool. But no…I’m asian and I’m gonna be a fckin gayass dermatologist. Fck my life sux. Your life cant suck more than this. Fck it be cool just not being pressured so much by my parents and fckin waste myself once in a while...BUT NOOOO... I gotta be a goody goody and if I got drunk and shit and came home my parents will like skin my alive and fckin put me into a hole so fckin deep and dark I wont even be able to see my 6 inch cock and play with it. Fck that sux.


listen to slipknot :P
the perfect songs for angst teenage boys ;)

[olz]

yea shut up

[Gary King]

Wow. Just wow.

[DrBeerMan]

a 6inch cock for an asian, Thats Gotta Be a world record, thought they all had 2-3 inchers.

[oceansgurlie]

I hate it when people type in word blocks.


I dont like Emo kids, there constant disrepsect for life pisses me off. I dont know about you guys but I love life...

true both of those. sounds spoiled to say that life can't get worse than that. i happen to know a lot of people personally who r in much worser situations

[Smith]

Exactly, my best friends dad died when she was 7, my other friends mom died when he was 14. We all have problems, and we all get over them. These two people are not ignorant like Seedler.

[Samurai]

a 6inch cock for an asian, Thats Gotta Be a world record, thought they all had 2-3 inchers.

:lol: Crude, but did make me chortle like this -> :chortle:

[manker]

Ya know, I thought it was a particularly offensive racist stereotype, but each to his own :dabs:

[maebach]

a 6inch cock for an asian, Thats Gotta Be a world record, thought they all had 2-3 inchers.

all I know is they (Japs/Chinese) make all your video games :snooty:

[JPaul]

I liked the bit about being a traitor to the motherland, if you like it that much, why not get the fuck back over there?
Do you have a skinhead and a union flag t-shirt at all.

[Gripper]

Umm Seedler ain't topped himself has he,he ain't come on to tell us how lifes treating him today :)

[JPaul]

Does anyone actually believe the pish he posted.

[enoughfakefiles]

Does anyone actually believe the pish he posted.

Erm......no. I put on par with the pish that lipkin park posted yesterday. Infact it must have been shite because it was removed.FTW:01:

[JPaul]

I love it when semi-literates tell us how clever they are.

hay, eye aced my exams at 95% coz i is a jeanyus. but feck that coz folk like me, which is t'suck.

[thewizeard]

Did you know that a dermatologist can bring so much relief to others... Once your testosterone level peaks off, you should feel a lot better and will be able to start directing your thought towards others.
O and that 140 iq...never mind...we cant all form the cream on top of the milk..

[Spider_dude]

bump

[DanB]

die

[Seedler]

Does anyone actually believe the pish he posted.

Ty. And wow, this thread is still alive.

[Barbarossa]

Does anyone actually believe the pish he posted.

Ty. And wow, this thread is still alive.

And wow, so are you :blink:

[MCHeshPants420]

Bump.

[Barbarossa]

This thread should be pinned, for n00bs to see first. :happy:

[Jagarga]

seconded

[maebach]

of course

[maebach]

we should celebrate it's 1 year anniversary next month