Why can't I...

[Blythorama]

seem to wake up this morning? I've tried coffee, tea, nicotine, fresh air, chocolate and jumping around for a bit but I still feel like my head is full of sponge!!!

Please Help. :(

[DorisInsinuate]

I find a lack of enthusiasm for life makes me languid, morning-wise.

Random use of a word I just thesaurised :01:

[manker]

It's incurable. When I feel like that I mong out in front of the PC with tea and cigarettes til the feeling goes away.

Sometimes it takes weeks :dabs:

[Gripper]

You need some hot SEX

[Blythorama]

It's incurable. When I feel like that I mong out in front of the PC with tea and cigarettes til the feeling goes away.

Sometimes it takes weeks :dabs:

Shit. Can't smoke in the office and some scabby plebian dogs-body has finished the milk.

I know! I'll RUN to the shop, wi'out a cardi, whilst smoking. Along the way I'll shout random abuse at some tramps and teenage single mothers. That should wake me up.:D

[Guillaume]

You need some hot SEX
That is your answer to everything. :dry:

[Gripper]

Yeah...you go girlfriend

if she's gone...lets talk about her behind her back :)

[Gripper]

You need some hot SEX
That is your answer to everything. :dry:
Being married does this to you:naughty:

[DorisInsinuate]

She's a bitch, still haven't got my ha' pennies, or my Curly Wurly.

[Gripper]

Man that sucks...typical woman..promises things never delivers.....bloody headaches

[Blythorama]

Fuckers. I haven't gone yet.

Darth. You'll get yours alright. Thats a promise. Sealed with a kiss.....A maffia kiss...

[DorisInsinuate]

You also said you'll do me :unsure:

[Gripper]

oooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhh:w00t:

See they tell lies precioussssssssss
nasty ladiessssssssss
precioussssssssss:naughty:

[Blythorama]

You also said you'll do me :unsure:


Yes but what did I say I would do? I can't remember. :(

I am in London next week. I'll drop em round....because I know where you live.

Mwah ha ha haa haaaa.

(Strange shadowy figure lurking in the doorway? Omminous sense of being watched? That'll be me.)

[enoughfakefiles]

You need some hot SEX
That is your answer to everything. :dry:

:O

Do you not like having the sexor.:unsure:

[Yogi]

Sex in teh morning tends to make me want to sleep again.

After it, that is.......

[Dark Steno]

Fap in the morning?

[Yogi]

Fap???:blink:

[Dark Steno]

Faptacular.

[Guillaume]

That is your answer to everything. :dry:

:O

Do you not like having the sexor.:unsure:
I do like teh sexor, but there are limits.

"I can't seem to wake up today..."
"Who cares? Let's have hawt sechs."

"Oh god, I crashed the car in a wall!"
"Who cares? Let's have hawt sechs."

"Hey, I've found a way to solve the world hunger problem!"
"Who cares? Let's have hawt sechs."

See, that just doesn't work every time.
"Who cares? Let's have hawt sechs."

[Dark Steno]

Let's go to Hongfire and download some Hentai there, Gurahl.

[Guillaume]

Those days are pretty much over, masky.

[Barbarossa]

I am in London next week. I'll drop em round....because I know where you live.


I'm fairly sure you're not allowed within 500 yards of London. ;)

[Blythorama]

I am in London next week. I'll drop em round....because I know where you live.


I'm fairly sure you're not allowed within 500 yards of London. ;)

I'm not. But I'm incognito.

[Blythorama]

But Darth, seriously, you should recieve a parvel of goodies in the next few days. PM me when you get them so I can stop feeling guilty and you can stop calling me names.

[GepperRankins]

watchin 31 episodes of lost in three days does that. my brain has melted and i keep dreaming about lost and getting other televisuals mixed up with lost and my kid sister is talking backwards

[DorisInsinuate]

But Darth, seriously, you should recieve a parvel of goodies in the next few days. PM me when you get them so I can stop feeling guilty and you can stop calling me names.
I was gonna post in the "Send Infested Cats Things" thread anyway, bitchface.

[Blythorama]

But Darth, seriously, you should recieve a parvel of goodies in the next few days. PM me when you get them so I can stop feeling guilty and you can stop calling me names.
I was gonna post in the "Send Infested Cats Things" thread anyway, bitchface.


Fuckbreath. You'll like what I've sent you. Or else.

[DorisInsinuate]

Is it a letter bomb? I think I would enjoy that, hopefully you managed to stuff enough explosive in the parcel to take out most of the arsebags that live in my halls too.

[Blythorama]

Is it a letter bomb? I think I would enjoy that, hopefully you managed to stuff enough explosive in the parcel to take out most of the arsebags that live in my halls too.

Its a pack of rotting fish. Enough stench to bring tears to the eyes of grown men, and make the postman weep. :lol:

[Gripper]

mmmmmmmmm kippers

[enoughfakefiles]

mmmmmmmmm kippers

Why do they come in pairs.:unsure:

[Blythorama]

mmmmmmmmm kippers

Why do they come in pairs.:unsure:

To come alone would be onanism.:lol:

[GepperRankins]

rikk?