That's Funny!

[Riddler]

:P :D Just another punky noob here...but had to join up if for no other reason than to say: Everyone should take the time to read some of the ongoing chatter between some of the sr. members while they respond to the various questions from the other noobs. Have to say, there's some pretty quick minds out there. It's almost worth posting a dumbass Q just to get shredded ! ( Did I leave THAT wide open or what? ) Seriously, you guys are a blast! Least I can do is Riddle you in return for all the lols.......
A man builds it....a man sells it....a man buys it.....a man uses it but will never know he's using it. Whatizit?

[J'Pol]

There is no prospect of anyone replying to this thread.

[J'Pol]

D'oh

[Riddler]

:P See what I mean?? You're KILLIN' me!

[MagicNakor]

A coffin.

Not only did you reply, you even bumped it JmiF. ;)

Damn. :lol: So did I.

:ninja:

[J'Pol]

I don't know what the chap is talking about. I never read anything here.

I used to, however it became apparent that nobody else did. So I stopped bothering. No one reads any more

Perhaps that's why all the apathy about Bookwo .... oh never mind.

[MagicNakor]

It's unfortunate. But I've got time to kill, and I'm particularly fond of that dead ol' horse. ;)

:ninja:

[kAb]

i give up.

i luv riddles.

[MagicNakor]

Originally posted by MagicNakor@18 April 2003 - 21:43
A coffin.

;)

:ninja:

[ugluk]

Originally posted by JmiF@18 April 2003 - 22:47
I don't know what the chap is talking about. I never read anything here.

I used to, however it became apparent that nobody else did. So I stopped bothering. No one reads any more

Perhaps that's why all the apathy about Bookwo .... oh never mind.
i never read either. i just write replies. NO! i did not read your post JmiF! :P

[merlin-1]

This sounds like lounge material to me! :rolleyes:

[Riddler]

;) Hmmm, heard it before huh Magic......howzabout this one: You heard me before...yet you hear me again....then I die till you call me again. B)

[J'Pol]

Originally posted by kAb@18 April 2003 - 23:15
i give up.

i luv riddles.
Love it.

Someone answers the riddle and you reply that you give up.

[Riddler]

:rolleyes: You're right of course, Merlin..........if anyone's looking for me I'll be in the Lounge :)

[Benno]

Originally posted by Riddler@19 April 2003 - 01:18
;) Hmmm, heard it before huh Magic......howzabout this one: You heard me before...yet you hear me again....then I die till you call me again. B)
echo B)

[Spindulik]

Jmif, that AVATAR is annoying.

[Z]

riddler u just might be the smartest guy here. except for me of course.

u should become a psycologist some day.

you really got these guys good. not me of course, i'm above them.

*pats you on the back*


:lol: :lol: :lol:

[J'Pol]

Originally posted by Spindulik@19 April 2003 - 02:23
Jmif, that AVATAR is annoying.
Why ?

[racer II]

Jimf, i cant see your avatar.
The uploader probably blocks remote linking.
To c for your self, delete your temporary internet files and go to the board to see y it is anoying.

;)

[J'Pol]

Originally posted by racer II@19 April 2003 - 11:22
Jimf, i cant see your avatar.
The uploader probably blocks remote linking.
To c for your self, delete your temporary internet files and go to the board to see y it is anoying.

;)
Someone else has asked me to identify the person, saying that he looks like someone else. Presumably that means that they could see it.

Edit

Is this any better. I have changed the host to the same one as Racer II.

[racer II]

http://iupload.net/0412003/02shen.gif

Look at this one jimf, i only see a flickering block add.
It is the same uploader.

[Got_brains?]

Originally posted by JmiF+19 April 2003 - 03:58--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (JmiF @ 19 April 2003 - 03:58)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--racer II@19 April 2003 - 11:22
Jimf, i cant see your avatar.
The uploader probably blocks remote linking.
To c for your self, delete your temporary internet files and go to the board to see y it is anoying.

;)
Someone else has asked me to identify the person, saying that he looks like someone else. Presumably that means that they could see it.

Edit

Is this any better. I have changed the host to the same one as Racer II. [/b][/quote]
Yes, I can see it now. (bye the way, it was showing that "THE BIBLE DOES NOT PERMIT STEALING BANDWITh" thingy. :angry: ;) :) )

[racer II]

Originally posted by JmiF+19 April 2003 - 11:58--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (JmiF @ 19 April 2003 - 11:58)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--racer II@19 April 2003 - 11:22
Jimf, i cant see your avatar.
The uploader probably blocks remote linking.
To c for your self, delete your temporary internet files and go to the board to see y it is anoying.

;)
Someone else has asked me to identify the person, saying that he looks like someone else. Presumably that means that they could see it.

Edit

Is this any better. I have changed the host to the same one as Racer II. [/b][/quote]
Yes, i can c it now ;)

[J'Pol]

Thanks for mentioning the problem chaps.

I wouldn&#39;t want to annoy anyone. At least not by accident.

@Racer II - I can see that picture and it&#39;s not very pretty at all.

[Got_brains?]

Originally posted by JmiF@19 April 2003 - 04:11
Thanks for mentioning the problem chaps.

I wouldn&#39;t want to annoy anyone. At least not by accident.

@Racer II - I can see that picture and it&#39;s not very pretty at all.
I thought it wasnt annoying, I just wondered when you were going to fix it.

[Riddler]

:) I&#39;m back.......damn realworld-always interrupting. :P Thanks Z, I knew you were way too cool for this kind of foolishness&#33; Very wise indeed. B) Here&#39;s one for the others to mull over:

I never was, am always to be
Noone ever saw me, nor ever will
And yet I am the confidence of all
To live and breathe on this terrestrial ball
:huh: What am I?

[J'Pol]

Originally posted by Got_memory?+19 April 2003 - 12:13--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Got_memory? @ 19 April 2003 - 12:13)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--JmiF@19 April 2003 - 04:11
Thanks for mentioning the problem chaps.

I wouldn&#39;t want to annoy anyone. At least not by accident.

@Racer II - I can see that picture and it&#39;s not very pretty at all.
I thought it wasnt annoying, I just wondered when you were going to fix it. [/b][/quote]
I didn&#39;t know there was anything wrong.

Particularly when I could see the picture, as could some other people.

Nice to see a new mutual appreciation society has been set up.

[Spindulik]

Originally posted by JmiF+19 April 2003 - 11:58--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (JmiF @ 19 April 2003 - 11:58)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--racer II@19 April 2003 - 11:22
Jimf, i cant see your avatar.
The uploader probably blocks remote linking.
To c for your self, delete your temporary internet files and go to the board to see y it is anoying.

;)
Someone else has asked me to identify the person, saying that he looks like someone else. Presumably that means that they could see it.

Edit

Is this any better. I have changed the host to the same one as Racer II. [/b][/quote]
I can see it now. It is still annoying. No, just kidding. It is good now. Thanks.

[Riddler]

:( Oh no&#33; I am being put in place-I am very saddened, yet somehow I feel your acceptance in ignoring me. I am happy once again&#33; All is right in the universe. :D :D :D

[J'Pol]

Did anyone hear a noise just now.

[Riddler]

:lol: Awww, you guys &#33; Now that&#39;s funny &#33; :D :D

[MagicNakor]

Originally posted by Riddler@19 April 2003 - 13:54
:) I&#39;m back.......damn realworld-always interrupting. :P Thanks Z, I knew you were way too cool for this kind of foolishness&#33; Very wise indeed. B) Here&#39;s one for the others to mull over:

I never was, am always to be
Noone ever saw me, nor ever will
And yet I am the confidence of all
To live and breathe on this terrestrial ball
:huh: What am I?
Tomorrow. Let&#39;s get a difficult one, eh? ;)

:ninja:

[Riddler]

<_< OK, no more mister nice guy &#33; ;) This one&#39;s just for you Magic...

I have no top or bottom, yet I can hold flesh, bones and blood all at the same time.

Well ?? B)

[MagicNakor]

A ring. :D

:ninja:

[kAb]

Originally posted by JmiF+18 April 2003 - 15:19--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (JmiF @ 18 April 2003 - 15:19)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--kAb@18 April 2003 - 23:15
i give up.

i luv riddles.
Love it.

Someone answers the riddle and you reply that you give up. [/b][/quote]
i didn&#39;t see it :P

[Z]

Originally posted by Riddler@19 April 2003 - 07:54
:) I&#39;m back.......damn realworld-always interrupting. :P Thanks Z,&nbsp; I knew you were way too cool for this kind of foolishness&#33; Very wise indeed. B) Here&#39;s one for the others to mull over:

I never was, am always to be
Noone ever saw me, nor ever will
And yet I am the confidence of all
To live and breathe on this terrestrial ball
:huh: What am I?
tomorrow.


and btw, i just realized how amazing it is...look how many replies you actually got. these people...wow, it blows my mind. :lol:

edit: oh actually i just realized that someone already got my answer. i had skipped this page.

[Z]

now here&#39;s something to contemplate:

one dog says to another, "All dogs are liars."

what just happened?

[Riddler]

:D I know Z, it&#39;s a beautiful thing ain&#39;t it? As for your riddle, I&#39;m thinking there&#39;s probably more to it than either 1): therefore all dogs AREN&#39;T liars, or 2): Holy crap &#33; Dogs can speak &#33;&#33; :huh:

So, I&#39;ll work on that one. Meanwhile, Magic..., I am forced to bring out the special long range scuds. You guys are obviously way beyond the uninspired dregs that I&#39;ve been handing out like candy. :P So here goes:

There was a man who was born before his father, killed his mother, and married his sister.
Yet, there was nothing wrong with what he had done. Why ?

[MagicNakor]

Having to bring the three-parters out now? ;)

1) He killed his mother during childbirth.
2) Word play -> before can mean "in front of" or "earlier in time."
3) He&#39;s a priest, so he married his sister to another guy.

B)

:ninja:

[Riddler]

:blink: :blink: Yikes &#33; Now you&#39;re scaring me &#33; ;) OK ( keep it together Riddler- you can do this )

Four cars come to a 4 way stop, all coming from different directions. They can&#39;t decide who got there first, so they all go forward at the same time. They don&#39;t crash into each other...........How is this possible ?

[MagicNakor]

They all made right-hand turns. ;)

Although this is do-able, it&#39;s bad in practice. Don&#39;t do it, kids&#33; :D

:ninja:

[Z]

Originally posted by Riddler@21 April 2003 - 01:50
:D I know Z, it&#39;s a beautiful thing ain&#39;t it? As for your riddle, I&#39;m thinking there&#39;s probably more to it than either 1): therefore all dogs AREN&#39;T liars, or 2): Holy crap &#33; Dogs can speak &#33;&#33; :huh:

So, I&#39;ll work on that one. Meanwhile, Magic..., I am forced to bring out the special long range scuds. You guys are obviously way beyond the uninspired dregs that I&#39;ve been handing out like candy. :P So here goes:

There was a man who was born before his father, killed his mother, and married his sister.
Yet, there was nothing wrong with what he had done. Why ?
ok it wasnt a riddle, just a paradox. and yes, dogs can speak. cant yours?

your jealous because of 2 things:
1. my dog can talk
2. i can hear dogs talk

or is it only 1?

[Riddler]

A mystery wrapped in an enigma .....in paradox wrapping paper &#33; :huh: And you speak the truth, Z but my jealousy has far deeper roots: I wish I could BE the dog....you want deep, I&#39;ll go deep baby &#33; :D

Meanwhile, I think MagicNator has dropped the gloves :P but what Magic doesn&#39;t know is; " masked man.....I am not actually left-handed...." Thrust...parry....block...SWITCH HANDS &#33;&#33; HAHAHAHA &#33;&#33; :D

Stay tuned.... ;)

[kAb]

Originally posted by Z@20 April 2003 - 21:21
now here&#39;s something to contemplate:

one dog says to another, "All dogs are liars."

what just happened?
only some dogs lie.

[kAb]

Five hundred begins it, five hundred ends it,
Five in the middle is seen;
First of all numbers, the first of all letters,
Take up their stations between.
Join all together, and then you will bring,
Before you the name of an eminent king.

[Riddler]

Good one, kAb, not bad for a greenhorn ... :D The answer of course is David. Keep trying kiddo. ;)

[Z]

Originally posted by Riddler@21 April 2003 - 23:41
Good one, kAb, not bad for a greenhorn ... :D The answer of course is David. Keep trying kiddo. ;)
i dont get it. :huh:

maybe im not that smart after all...? :lol:

[Z]

Originally posted by Riddler@21 April 2003 - 23:09
A mystery wrapped in an enigma .....in paradox wrapping paper &#33; :huh: And you speak the truth, Z but my jealousy has far deeper roots: I wish I could BE the dog....you want deep, I&#39;ll go deep baby &#33; :D

Meanwhile, I think MagicNator has dropped the gloves :P but what Magic doesn&#39;t know is; " masked man.....I am not actually left-handed...." Thrust...parry....block...SWITCH HANDS &#33;&#33; HAHAHAHA &#33;&#33; :D

Stay tuned.... ;)
what the fuck are you talking about?... :ph34r:

[Z]

Originally posted by kAb+21 April 2003 - 23:12--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (kAb @ 21 April 2003 - 23:12)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--Z@20 April 2003 - 21:21
now here&#39;s something to contemplate:

one dog says to another, "All dogs are liars."

what just happened?
only some dogs lie. [/b][/quote]
HOLY FUCK&#33; YOURE RIGHT&#33; OMG&#33; HOW COULD I NOT SEE THAT??? YOURE A GENIUS&#33;&#33;&#33;

ok please dont say you got that in 2 seconds, which you probably did. :ph34r: damn&#33; :lol:

i stopped trying on this one after about 2 minutes cuz i thought it was a paradox. and i heard this one about a years ago or so.

or maybe i havent thought it through completely this time?

[Riddler]

Originally posted by Z+21 April 2003 - 21:44--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Z @ 21 April 2003 - 21:44)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Riddler@21 April 2003 - 23:09
A mystery wrapped in an enigma .....in paradox wrapping paper &#33;&nbsp; :huh:&nbsp; And you speak the truth, Z but my jealousy has far deeper roots: I wish I could BE the dog....you want deep, I&#39;ll go deep baby &#33;&nbsp; :D

Meanwhile, I think MagicNator has dropped the gloves :P&nbsp; but what Magic doesn&#39;t know is; " masked man.....I am not actually left-handed...." Thrust...parry....block...SWITCH HANDS &#33;&#33; HAHAHAHA &#33;&#33;&nbsp; :D

Stay tuned.... ;)
what the fuck are you talking about?... :ph34r:[/b][/quote]
:unsure: Which part vexes you, Z ? :P

[Bender]

Originally posted by Z+22 April 2003 - 06:43--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Z @ 22 April 2003 - 06:43)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Riddler@21 April 2003 - 23:41
Good one, kAb, not bad for a greenhorn ... :D&nbsp; The answer of course is David. Keep trying kiddo.&nbsp; ;)
i dont get it. :huh:

maybe im not that smart after all...? :lol:[/b][/quote]
Numbers written in Latin:

Five hundred begins it, five hundred ends it, 500 = D
Five in the middle is seen; 5 = V
First of all numbers, the first of all letters, I & A
Take up their stations between.
Join all together, and then you will bring,
Before you the name of an eminent king. David

[Z]

nice bender. good one.

i wouldnt have got that in a thousand years. and i didnt know 500 was D. :lol:

[Z]

Originally posted by Riddler+22 April 2003 - 00:02--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Riddler @ 22 April 2003 - 00:02)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by -Z@21 April 2003 - 21:44
<!--QuoteBegin--Riddler@21 April 2003 - 23:09
A mystery wrapped in an enigma .....in paradox wrapping paper &#33; :huh:&nbsp; And you speak the truth, Z but my jealousy has far deeper roots: I wish I could BE the dog....you want deep, I&#39;ll go deep baby &#33; :D

Meanwhile, I think MagicNator has dropped the gloves :P but what Magic doesn&#39;t know is; " masked man.....I am not actually left-handed...." Thrust...parry....block...SWITCH HANDS &#33;&#33; HAHAHAHA &#33;&#33; :D

Stay tuned.... ;)
what the fuck are you talking about?... :ph34r:
:unsure: Which part vexes you, Z ? :P [/b][/quote]
are you calling yourself a liar? or just some of the time?

and what about magics gloves? :D

[MagicNakor]

What about my gloves? ;)

:ninja:

[Z]

you dropped them. and then i found them. they fit nicely, like a glove.

[MagicNakor]

I did? Didn&#39;t think I did. That fireball&#39;d hurt if I didn&#39;t have reddish-brown gloves on. ;)

:ninja:

[Z]

looks like you got burned then. we all know your skin is reddish-brown.

[MagicNakor]

No. I don&#39;t have skin. Just yellow glowing eyes. ;)

:ninja:

[Z]

oh, i see.








so whose gloves am i wearing then? :ph34r:

[MagicNakor]

Riddler&#39;s, probably. I think he said something about gloves. ;)

:ninja:

[Z]

maybe.

i guess ill stop the spam now.

[J'Pol]

Two mexicans standing on a street corner. One is tall the other short. The short one is the tall ones son, however the tall one is not the small ones father. Discuss.

[kAb]

Originally posted by Z+21 April 2003 - 20:46--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Z @ 21 April 2003 - 20:46)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by -kAb@21 April 2003 - 23:12
<!--QuoteBegin--Z@20 April 2003 - 21:21
now here&#39;s something to contemplate:

one dog says to another, "All dogs are liars."

what just happened?
only some dogs lie.
HOLY FUCK&#33; YOURE RIGHT&#33; OMG&#33; HOW COULD I NOT SEE THAT??? YOURE A GENIUS&#33;&#33;&#33;

ok please dont say you got that in 2 seconds, which you probably did. :ph34r: damn&#33; :lol:

i stopped trying on this one after about 2 minutes cuz i thought it was a paradox. and i heard this one about a years ago or so.

or maybe i havent thought it through completely this time? [/b][/quote]
its really weird. everytime i try to think hard about it, my mind wanders off like i have ADD or something... :lol:

but i think thats right? :rolleyes:

[kAb]

Originally posted by JmiF@22 April 2003 - 09:54
Two mexicans standing on a street corner. One is tall the other short. The short one is the tall ones son, however the tall one is not the small ones father. Discuss.
is it wordplay? like when an older person says to a younger: "come over here and listen up son"..?

[J'Pol]

No

[Z]

he is not the small ones father. he is the short ones father. :lol:















(i dunno...) :P

[tite-wad]

http://www.w3.org/Icons/blank.gif

[Wolfmight]

A computer?

[Riddler]

Originally posted by tite-wad@16 June 2003 - 10:49
:wacko: BUMP :wacko:

Hey Riddler, is this the old thread you were looking for?
Not quite the one tw, but if you can dig this one up, the other one must be there somewhere too. ;)

[tite-wad]

http://www.w3.org/Icons/blank.gif

[Riddler]

:D RESURRECTED AT LAST &#33;&#33; HOOYAH &#33; Nice detective work tw. B)

[mutterings]

Originally posted by JPaul@22 April 2003 - 17:54
Two mexicans standing on a street corner. One is tall the other short. The short one is the tall ones son, however the tall one is not the small ones father. Discuss.
Tall one is mum....this one shows the male chauvinists in alot of peopleeven the women&#33;&#33;&#33;??? :blink:

[Wolfmight]

http://www.anyfun.net/animation/gifs/adultgif13.gif
That&#39;s just wrong..........

[tite-wad]

http://www.w3.org/Icons/blank.gif