Good Ole American Legal System...

[Busyman]

I am being sued for assault in civil court where the plaintiff says I threatened him with a gun.:dry:

The plaintiff made up the story...came up with a date out of thin air....didn't call police....yet he wants money..

He has filed in Prince George's County - they threw it out - (making up a story of happenings there)
Anne Arundel County - they threw it out (I don't how he did that, I don't live or work there)

Now he's doing DC. They have entertained him 'cause no one in the court system has common sense and up until some bullshit hearing you can't talk to the judge in plain English.

There needs to be some instance of discovery before the court should entertain lawsuits.:dry:

[Spider_dude]

see, if you didnt own a gun this would never have happened

[Blythorama]

I am being sued for assault in civil court where the plaintiff says I threatened him with a gun.:dry:

The plaintiff made up the story...came up with a date out of thin air....didn't call police....yet he wants money..

He has filed in Prince George's County - they threw it out - (making up a story of happenings there)
Anne Arundel County - they threw it out (I don't how he did that, I don't live or work there)

Now he's doing DC. They have entertained him 'cause no one in the court system has common sense and up until some bullshit hearing you can't talk to the judge in plain English.

There needs to be some instance of discovery before the court should entertain lawsuits.:dry:


Is it wrong to be wanting to piss myself laughing right now?

Probably, but I'm a bad bad person. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Samurai]

I think you should really threaten him with a gun and continue to watch when he shit's his pants.

[Busyman]

see, if you didnt own a gun this would never have happened
How so? He doesn't know I own one and ownership does not equal ability to threaten with a gun. :snooty:

[Busyman]

I think you should really threaten him with a gun and continue to watch when he shit's his pants.
Well the good thing is I haven't done shit. So I'll stick to that.

[Blythorama]

Karma. For sure. :D

[Busyman]

I am being sued for assault in civil court where the plaintiff says I threatened him with a gun.:dry:

The plaintiff made up the story...came up with a date out of thin air....didn't call police....yet he wants money..

He has filed in Prince George's County - they threw it out - (making up a story of happenings there)
Anne Arundel County - they threw it out (I don't how he did that, I don't live or work there)

Now he's doing DC. They have entertained him 'cause no one in the court system has common sense and up until some bullshit hearing you can't talk to the judge in plain English.

There needs to be some instance of discovery before the court should entertain lawsuits.:dry:


Is it wrong to be wanting to piss myself laughing right now?

Probably, but I'm a bad bad person. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Hell no it ain't wrong. Just don't throw up. :huh:

[Blythorama]

Is it wrong to be wanting to piss myself laughing right now?

Probably, but I'm a bad bad person. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Hell no it ain't wrong. Just don't throw up. :huh:


But it hurts so bad!:sick:

[Busyman]

Karma. For sure. :D
....and here I thought it was when that bug flew in my eye or that rain water got in house..........

:O

[vidcc]

Take your guns to the hearings, that will make them see your side..... Oh and don't forget to use the word "bullshit" constantly http://img59.imageshack.us/img59/2967/bs8bf.gif




:naughty:

[Busyman]

Hell no it ain't wrong. Just don't throw up. :huh:


But it hurts so bad!:sick:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I bet.

[Busyman]

Take your guns to the hearings, that will make them see your side..... Oh and don't forget to use the word "bullshit" constantly http://img59.imageshack.us/img59/2967/bs8bf.gif




:naughty:
1. Can't take guns in court.

2. Can't curse in court.

Not a good plan but thanks.:(

[Blythorama]

Karma. For sure. :D
....and here I thought it was when that bug flew in my eye or that rain water got in house..........

:O


Bugs are the Karmic extras of the universe. :D

[Yogi]

Karma. For sure. :D:innocent:

[Busyman]

....and here I thought it was when that bug flew in my eye or that rain water got in house..........

:O


Bugs are the Karmic extras of the universe. :D
Oh huh...yee..ahhhh...I understand now this Karma religion.:blink:

[100%]

have you ever threatened him at all?

[Blythorama]

Bugs are the Karmic extras of the universe. :D
Oh huh...yee..ahhhh...I understand now this Karma religion.:blink:


It's like, it doesn't matter how well you behave, there will always be bugs, so therefore the universe ALWAYS owes you one.

[Busyman]

have you ever threatened him at all?
Never. It's a game to him. I wish I could post a scan of some of the shit he writes.

He knows legalese but he knows enough to get 'imself in trouble. He even subpeonas judges and lawyers when cases aren't going his way.

I'm not worried about the outcome of the case whatsoever. It's the fact that DC courts entertain it which is annoying on principle.

[Busyman]

Oh huh...yee..ahhhh...I understand now this Karma religion.:blink:


It's like, it doesn't matter how well you behave, there will always be bugs, so therefore the universe ALWAYS owes you one.
Oh huh...yee..ahhhh...I understand now this Karma religion.:blink:

I just believe shit happens, bad or good.

I believe there are bad people that have next to nothing bad happen to them and there are good people that get shitted on constantly until death.

[100%]

well then you should have nothing to fear.

just a thought.....is this guy in this forum? :lookaroun

[vidcc]

1. Can't take guns in court.


WHAT !!!!!..... why that's just http://img59.imageshack.us/img59/868/bsflag3dj.gif..... We need to get these guys on the case (http://www.nra.org/) , it's not right...how can we protect ourselves from bad court decisions and lawsuits if we can't take guns into courts :frusty: :unsure: :shifty:

[Busyman]

1. Can't take guns in court.


WHAT !!!!!..... why that's just http://img59.imageshack.us/img59/868/bsflag3dj.gif..... We need to get these guys on the case (http://www.nra.org/) , it's not right...how can we protect ourselves from bad court decisions and lawsuits if we can't take guns into courts :frusty: :unsure: :shifty:
:lol: :lol: :lol: The NRA is comprised of idiots.

Funny you say that about the courts...I read there is some pending legislation to allow lawsuits against judges if the victim believes his rights were violated by the presiding judge. Come on, vid. Start a TDR topic.

[GepperRankins]

can't really say you didn't have it coming :ermm:

[vidcc]

Do i get $20 if i'm the last one to post on this thread http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/276/beatdeadhorse7st.gif

[BigBank_Hank]

B you should counter sue him for some ridiculous charge.

[Proper Bo]

I am being sued for assault in civil court where the plaintiff says I threatened him with a gun.:dry:


http://www.rtl.nl/components/shows/typisch90/slideshow/alfonso_carlton_210.jpg


I don't see a gun :dabs:

[BigBank_Hank]

I am being sued for assault in civil court where the plaintiff says I threatened him with a gun.:dry:


I don't see a gun :dabs:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v168/BigBank_Hank/alfonso_carlton_210.jpg
What do you call this then?

[Barbarossa]

Getting sued is so ghey. :dabs:

[Gripper]

Do you even know the guy and will he be wearing his white sheet and hood to court

[DanB]

:lol:

[Busyman]

I am being sued for assault in civil court where the plaintiff says I threatened him with a gun.:dry:


http://www.rtl.nl/components/shows/typisch90/slideshow/alfonso_carlton_210.jpg


I don't see a gun :dabs:
Damn Proper Slo, you are mighty perceptive. Photographic memory?

[Busyman]

B you should counter sue him for some ridiculous charge.
I'm trying to find out all his assets now.;)

[GepperRankins]

maybe for when he hit you for taking a photo of him :dabs:

[Busyman]

Do i get $20 if i'm the last one to post on this thread http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/276/beatdeadhorse7st.gif
Beats me. Did anyone get the 20 for the other aptly named thread?

[GepperRankins]

no, because it's not over yet :happy:

[Mr JP Fugley]

Surely if his case falls then you can sue him, defamation of character or some such.

Is this someone you know, who has some sort of grudge.

[Gripper]

Surely if his case falls then you can sue him, defamation of character or some such.

Is this someone you know, who has some sort of grudge.

Its manker:shifty:

[Mr JP Fugley]

Surely if his case falls then you can sue him, defamation of character or some such.

Is this someone you know, who has some sort of grudge.

Its manker:shifty:
Bank Clerks can be sooo devious.

[Proper Bo]

Its manker:shifty: Bank Clerks can be sooo devious.


bank clerk?:shutup:

[100%]

indeed
bank clerks feel threatened by guns

[Gripper]

and ski masks

[Mr JP Fugley]

indeed
bank clerks feel threatened by guns
Exactly.

Think about it Busy. A wee, fat, bald black lad, waving about a gun, in a bank, in Wales, is just asking for trouble.

[maebach]

indeed
bank clerks feel threatened by guns
Exactly.

Think about it Busy. A wee, fat, bald black lad, waving about a gun, in a bank, in Wales, is just asking for trouble.

obviously

[Busyman]

indeed
bank clerks feel threatened by guns
Exactly.

Think about it Busy. A wee, fat, bald black lad, waving about a gun, in a bank, in Wales, is just asking for trouble.
You're black?

[Mr JP Fugley]

Exactly.

Think about it Busy. A wee, fat, bald black lad, waving about a gun, in a bank, in Wales, is just asking for trouble.
You're black?
No, are you.

[Busyman]

You're black?
No, are you.
Are you wee?:blink:

Are you fat?

Are you bald?

[Santa]

Busyman stop threatening the locals

[Mr JP Fugley]

No, are you.
Are you wee?:blink:

Are you fat?

Are you bald?
No

Yes

Sort off

[manker]

Oh noes!11! Not humility.

Busyman can't cope with that concept. Be prepared for a post full of :lol: smilies directed at his own prose.

[Busyman]

Are you wee?:blink:

Are you fat?

Are you bald?
No

Yes

Sort off
Well fuckdamnit I was expecting you to not answer. Well what the fuck am going to do now?:angry:

You are fat? I won't even make a joke 'cause that's rather respectable to admit such a thing.:O

[clocker]

You are fat? I won't even make a joke 'cause that's rather respectable to admit such a thing.:O
Oh yes.
JP the Hutt deserves all the respect you can give him.

[hobbes]

Are you wee?:blink:

Are you fat?

Are you bald?
No

Yes

Sort off


Probably Scottish fat (175-180 lb), not American fat ( 300+).

I never pictured JP as fat, so my defense mechanisms have kicked in.

Lay off the haggis, laddy.

[Busyman]

No

Yes

Sort off


Probably Scottish fat (175-180 lb), not American fat ( 300+).

I never pictured JP as fat, so my defense mechanisms have kicked in.

Lay off the haggis, laddy.
Well he's 6' 2" or something like that.

I'm 5'9" and 185 and not near fat. He would be skinny if he weighed less than me.:blink:

[Busyman]

You are fat? I won't even make a joke 'cause that's rather respectable to admit such a thing.:O
Oh yes.
JP the Hutt deserves all the respect you can give him.
I won't talk about him. :snooty:

[Everose]

Will you hire an attorney to represent you, Busy?

[Busyman]

Will you hire an attorney to represent you, Busy?
Pre-Paid Legal

I'm at the Director level. Not a problem.

[Mr JP Fugley]

Will you hire an attorney to represent you, Busy?
Pre-Paid Legal

I'm at the Director level. Not a problem.
So "Yes".

[hobbes]

So why are you getting sued. Sounds like he pulled your name from a hat.

Or is ther something else?

[Everose]

Good then. You will sit quietly and let your attorney speak for you.:P

[Mr JP Fugley]

Good then. You will sit quietly and let your attorney speak for you.:P
Good idea.

[Virtualbody1234]

Good then. You will sit quietly and let your attorney speak for you.:P
Good idea.
Right. It wouldn't be good a thing for them to get to know the real Busyman. :O

[maebach]

Good idea.
Right. It wouldn't be good a thing for them to get to know the real Busyman. :O

If they did, he'd have to kill them. :ph34r:

[manker]

Good idea.
Right. It wouldn't be good a thing for them to get to know the real Busyman. :OI'd bet my favourite pair of daps that the 'real Busyman' is nothing like the mentalist persona you see on these forums.

If he came to your house to fix your telephone, he'd be as quiet as a church mouse and actually quite nervous about being in a strange place until you offered him a nice cup of tea.

[Mr JP Fugley]

Right. It wouldn't be good a thing for them to get to know the real Busyman. :OI'd bet my favourite pair of daps that the 'real Busyman' is nothing like the mentalist persona you see on these forums.

If he came to your house to fix your telephone, he'd be as quiet as a church mouse and actually quite nervous about being in a strange place until you offered him a nice cup of tea.
Agreed.

[Busyman]

So why are you getting sued. Sounds like he pulled your name from a hat.

Or is ther something else?
Ongoing problem. I know him.

Probably if I had taken care of problem in the early stages, I wouldn't be having to deal with at all.

It's actually a minor annoyance and not a overall life worry.

[hobbes]

So why are you getting sued. Sounds like he pulled your name from a hat.

Or is ther something else?
Ongoing problem. I know him.

Probably if I had taken care of problem in the early stages, I wouldn't be having to deal with at all.

It's actually a minor annoyance and not a overall life worry.

Oh, I think I remember, this is the guy who was harassing your mother. You talked about an encounter with him some time back.

What a prick this guy.

[Busyman]

Good then. You will sit quietly and let your attorney speak for you.:P
In court, of course.

Some lawyers can be idiots though. You get a green one and it's all downhill.

I remember a district attorney fucking blowing a case that was soooooo fucking simple. All she had to do was point out certain things for the jury....ask me the right fucking questions....make a good closing argument.

She acted like she was nervous.:angry: I won't go further into that.

I swear the next time I have to go up on the stand (or questioning a another) I'm "coaching the lawyer" beforehand.:angry:

[Busyman]

Ongoing problem. I know him.

Probably if I had taken care of problem in the early stages, I wouldn't be having to deal with at all.

It's actually a minor annoyance and not a overall life worry.

Oh, I think I remember, this is the guy who was harassing your mother. You talked about an encounter with him some time back.

What a prick this guy.
There ya go. ;)

Anyone in contact with my mother that's against gets put in his dragnet....judges, mother's then boyfriend, lawyers, police officers.........

[manker]

Is this the same hobo guy that you took pictures of in the train station and then punched in the jaw?

I remember you saying that he was suing you as well.

[Busyman]

Is this the same hobo guy that you took pictures of in the train station and then punched in the jaw?

I remember you saying that he was suing you as well.
Must be that photographic memory o' yours.:blink:

[Busyman]

Good idea.
Right. It wouldn't be good a thing for them to get to know the real Busyman. :O
It's gotten me outta more jams then you'd ever know...being me.

[manker]

Is this the same hobo guy that you took pictures of in the train station and then punched in the jaw?

I remember you saying that he was suing you as well.
Must be that photographic memory o' yours.:blink:So it's the same guy, then - you're getting sued by a vagrant.

[Busyman]

Must be that photographic memory o' yours.:blink:So it's the same guy, then - you're getting sued by a vagrant.
Oh yeah man and he's already won 10 grand from me.:(

[manker]

So you're basically talking shite, then. Thanks for clearing that up.

[Busyman]

So you're basically talking shite, then. Thanks for clearing that up.
Thanks for being stupid. I already knew that you were.

[Barbarossa]

Just how many people are suing you? :dabs:

[vidcc]

It's gotten me outta more jams then you'd ever know...being me.

Don't you think being you also got you into those jams. :unsure:

[Mr JP Fugley]

It's gotten me outta more jams then you'd ever know...being me.

Don't you think being you also got you into those jams. :unsure:
hands up anyone else who was thinking that.

http://www.thewoodworksinc.com/JPG_IMAGES/CORPORATE%20WWS/Tim%20with%20hand%20up.jpg

[Barbarossa]

http://www.westportnow.com/archives/damnyankees040101.jpg

http://www.boingboing.net/images/92204/hands-up-boy-cu.jpg

[BigBank_Hank]

I bet that it’s a hard job being Busyman.

[Mr JP Fugley]

I bet that it’s a hard job being Busyman.
Bullshit, STFU, thumbarse.

Nah, not really.

[manker]

I swear the next time I have to go up on the stand (or questioning a another) I'm "coaching the lawyer" beforehand.This is my favourite line. The telephone factory worker telling qualified legal representation precisely how to do the jawb.

It's another fantastical story from a seemingly never ending repertoire.

[manker]

I bet that it’s a hard job being Busyman.
Bullshit, STFU, thumbarse.

Nah, not really.
:lol: :lol: :D

[Busyman]

It's gotten me outta more jams then you'd ever know...being me.

Don't you think being you also got you into those jams. :unsure:
What jams?

The ongoing one with one person in which I was looking out for my mother?

Is that one of them?

[manker]

It's gotten me outta more jams then you'd ever know...being me.

Don't you think being you also got you into those jams. :unsure:
What jams?

The ongoing one with one person in which I was looking out for my mother?

Is that one of them?The jams to which you referred when you said you'd got out of more jams that VB1234 could ever know.

You know, the ones you said about and then quoted.

[Busyman]

I swear the next time I have to go up on the stand (or questioning a another) I'm "coaching the lawyer" beforehand.This is my favourite line. The telephone factory worker telling qualified legal representation precisely how to do the jawb.

It's another fantastical story from a seemingly never ending repertoire.
Oh so you don't believe the lawyers fuck up? I don't know about all the intricacies of law (sans the fact that I've gotten myself outta some court jams) but I know wtf a lawyer should ask to even have a possibility of a desired outcome and this lawyer didn't.

Even the cops were dumbfounded. :dabs:

Qualified don't mean good at it, thumbass.

[Mr JP Fugley]

I've gotten myself outta some court jams
And those ones.

[Busyman]

I bet that it’s a hard job being Busyman.
Bullshit, STFU, thumbarse.

Nah, not really.
Thumbarse?

It's Hank not mank.

[Busyman]

I've gotten myself outta some court jams
And those ones.
Just traffic infractions.:dry: No lawyer.

[Barbarossa]

but I know wtf a lawyer should ask to even have a possibility of a desired outcome and this lawyer didn't.

Maybe your lawyer didn't like you either. :dabs:

[Busyman]

but I know wtf a lawyer should ask to even have a possibility of a desired outcome and this lawyer didn't.

Maybe your lawyer didn't like you either. :dabs:
I wasn't on trial.:dry:

[manker]

This is my favourite line. The telephone factory worker telling qualified legal representation precisely how to do the jawb.

It's another fantastical story from a seemingly never ending repertoire.
Oh so you don't believe the lawyers fuck up? I don't know about all the intricacies of law (sans the fact that I've gotten myself outta some court jams) but I know wtf a lawyer should ask to even have a possibility of a desired outcome and this lawyer didn't.

Even the cops were dumbfounded. :dabs:

Qualified don't mean good at it, thumbass.I believe all people are capable of fucking up - what I don't believe is that you'll have anything to say which could prevent further fuck ups.

Wasn't that clear?

[manker]

Maybe your lawyer didn't like you either. :dabs:
I wasn't on trial.:dry:So you were doing the suing - or do you mean something else :blink:

What a tangled web we weave.

[Barbarossa]

This is turning into a phenomenal interweb fantasy, of the orders of magnitude as those concocted by Robert000000000000000000000 :pizza:

[Busyman]

Oh so you don't believe the lawyers fuck up? I don't know about all the intricacies of law (sans the fact that I've gotten myself outta some court jams) but I know wtf a lawyer should ask to even have a possibility of a desired outcome and this lawyer didn't.

Even the cops were dumbfounded. :dabs:

Qualified don't mean good at it, thumbass.I believe all people are capable of fucking up - what I don't believe is that you'll have anything to say which could prevent further fuck ups.

Wasn't that clear?
No it wasn't. If a person feels the lawyer is going the wrong direction, speak the fuck up. This is irregardless to defense or as a plaintiff.

[Busyman]

This is turning into a phenomenal interweb fantasy, of the orders of magnitude as those concocted by Robert000000000000000000000 :pizza:
Agreed, with thumbass making up shit he thought he read.:lol: :lol: :lol:

I'll play along.

[Barbarossa]

We've all seen LA Law. We know how it works...

[Barbarossa]

This is turning into a phenomenal interweb fantasy, of the orders of magnitude as those concocted by Robert000000000000000000000 :pizza:
Agreed, with thumbass making up shit he thought he read.:lol: :lol: :lol:

I'll play along.

As you are very well aware, it's your fantasy I'm talking about, dreamboat. :rolleyes:

[manker]

I believe all people are capable of fucking up - what I don't believe is that you'll have anything to say which could prevent further fuck ups.

Wasn't that clear?
No it wasn't. If a person feels the lawyer is going the wrong direction, speak the fuck up. This is irregardless to defense or as a plaintiff.Yeah. If you have reservations, state them.

You've changed your tune from the 'coaching' you were going to bestow upon some unsuspecting lawyer.

Glad I could help cut thro' the bullshit bluster to reveal what you really meant.

[Busyman]

I wasn't on trial.:dry:So you were doing the suing - or do you mean something else :blink:

What a tangled web we weave.
thumbass, if I'm not on trial someone else is. I'm not the one in trouble.

If this is too fast we can start over.

[manker]

Agreed, with thumbass making up shit he thought he read.:lol: :lol: :lol:

I'll play along.

As you are very well aware, it's your fantasy I'm talking about, dreamboat. :rolleyes:
Oh dear, Busyman is laughing at his own prose again.

I think you're getting to him, Barbie :)

[BigBank_Hank]

I wish the trial proceedings could be televised on court TV so that we could all watch this train wreck.

[Barbarossa]

Why, was the preceding trial as funny as this one? :blink:

[Busyman]

No it wasn't. If a person feels the lawyer is going the wrong direction, speak the fuck up. This is irregardless to defense or as a plaintiff.Yeah. If you have reservations, state them.

You've changed your tune from the 'coaching' you were going to bestow upon some unsuspecting lawyer.

Glad I could help cut thro' the bullshit bluster to reveal what you really meant.
That's why "coaching" was in quotes, thumbass.

You made up the unsuspecting lawyer bit.

The fact is a district attorney is going to do what they want. My lawyer will do what I want and then advise.

The district attorney is the only one (so far) that I had a problem with. She was fucking stupid and I could have argued the case.

[manker]

So you were doing the suing - or do you mean something else :blink:

What a tangled web we weave.
thumbass, if I'm not on trial someone else is. I'm not the one in trouble.

If this is too fast we can start over.My fault, it appears that you are going too fast.

Seems there are at least three court cases being referred to in this thread. One where your lawyer messed up because you didn't 'coach' them, one where you're getting sued for protecting your Mam and one I referred to where a vagrant is suing you for taking pictures of you at a train station in addition to the time he sued you for hitting him at a petrol station.

It's not my life, I hold my hands up to not being able to follow your fantastical train of thought.

[Busyman]

As you are very well aware, it's your fantasy I'm talking about, dreamboat. :rolleyes:
Oh dear, Busyman is laughing at his own prose again.

I think you're getting to him, Barbie :)
Laughing at you, thumbass.

So after I was sued for 10 grand and lost, another lawsuit was brought against me.

[Busyman]

I wish the trial preceding could be televised on court TV so that we could all watch this train wreck.
The guy is like the one where the black fella shot the people on the train.

He represents himself. The one time he had a lawyer, he argued with him in open court then fired him.

[manker]

Yeah. If you have reservations, state them.

You've changed your tune from the 'coaching' you were going to bestow upon some unsuspecting lawyer.

Glad I could help cut thro' the bullshit bluster to reveal what you really meant.
That's why "coaching" was in quotes, thumbass.

You made up the unsuspecting lawyer bit.

The fact is a district attorney is going to do what they want. My lawyer will do what I want and then advise.

The district attorney is the only one (so far) that I had a problem with. She was fucking stupid and I could have argued the case.Like I said, glad I could help cut thro' the BS.

I totally agree, btw. You would be superb as a District Attorney, your level headedness, even temper, superb grounding in reality and training fixing telephone headsets will stand you in good stead - would I be too presumptuous in predicting an immnent change of vocation :o

[Busyman]

thumbass, if I'm not on trial someone else is. I'm not the one in trouble.

If this is too fast we can start over.My fault, it appears that you are going too fast.

Seems there are at least three court cases being referred to in this thread. One where your lawyer messed up because you didn't 'coach' them, one where you're getting sued for protecting your Mam and one I referred to where a vagrant is suing you for taking pictures of you at a train station in addition to the time he sued you for hitting him at a petrol station.

It's not my life, I hold my hands up to not being able to follow your fantastical train of thought.
:lol: :lol: :lol: Cool, I throw my hands up and laugh at how really stupid you are.

[Barbarossa]

...your level headedness, even temper...

Is that shorthand for "Even Steven with a Temp Taper Fade at the back" :shifty:

[manker]

I'm not the one making up stories on the interweb.

However, you saying that I'm stupid as a line of argument is almost a compliment since I'm clearly far from it and the stuff you're trying to justify is in a stupidity league of it's own.

Do you really think we're that guillible.

[Spider_dude]

was there a lawsuit for your mum nicking a washing machine from argos?

[manker]

was there a lawsuit for your mum nicking a washing machine from argos?
:lol: :glag:

[Mr JP Fugley]

Laughing at you, thumbass.

So after I was sued for 10 grand and lost, another lawsuit was brought against me.
I just love the irony in that post .... and the pathos, the pathos and the irony.

[manker]

Laughing at you, thumbass.

So after I was sued for 10 grand and lost, another lawsuit was brought against me.
I just love the irony in that post .... and the pathos, the pathos and the irony.Glad you quoted it because I missed it amongst the bilge.

Your summation = Quality :happy:

[Busyman]

That's why "coaching" was in quotes, thumbass.

You made up the unsuspecting lawyer bit.

The fact is a district attorney is going to do what they want. My lawyer will do what I want and then advise.

The district attorney is the only one (so far) that I had a problem with. She was fucking stupid and I could have argued the case.Like I said, glad I could help cut thro' the BS.
Maybe you could cut through you own. I'll give ya some clues.

Seems there are at least three court cases being referred to in this thread. One where your lawyer messed up because you didn't 'coach' them, one where you're getting sued for protecting your Mam and one I referred to where a vagrant is suing you for taking pictures of you at a train station in addition to the time he sued you for hitting him at a petrol station.
Man you are a thumbass.

RIF

[Busyman]

I just love the irony in that post .... and the pathos, the pathos and the irony.Glad you quoted it because I missed it amongst the bilge.

Your summation = Quality :happy:
:lol: :lol: :lol:

[manker]

Like I said, glad I could help cut thro' the BS.
Maybe you could cut through you own. I'll give ya some clues.

Seems there are at least three court cases being referred to in this thread. One where your lawyer messed up because you didn't 'coach' them, one where you're getting sued for protecting your Mam and one I referred to where a vagrant is suing you for taking pictures of you at a train station in addition to the time he sued you for hitting him at a petrol station.
Man you are a thumbass.

RIFYou didn't post that - I did :blink:

Read it first.

[Busyman]

Maybe you could cut through you own. I'll give ya some clues.

Seems there are at least three court cases being referred to in this thread. One where your lawyer messed up because you didn't 'coach' them, one where you're getting sued for protecting your Mam and one I referred to where a vagrant is suing you for taking pictures of you at a train station in addition to the time he sued you for hitting him at a petrol station.
Man you are a thumbass.

RIFYou didn't post that - I did :blink:

Read it first.
Mmk. The quote name is mixed up....now get past it.

[Busyman]

bbb

[Barbarossa]

Seems there are at least three court cases being referred to in this thread. One where your lawyer messed up because you didn't 'coach' them, one where you're getting sued for protecting your Mam and one I referred to where a vagrant is suing you for taking pictures of you at a train station in addition to the time he sued you for hitting him at a petrol station.

I could have sworn manker originally posted this... :geptard:

[Busyman]

Seems there are at least three court cases being referred to in this thread. One where your lawyer messed up because you didn't 'coach' them, one where you're getting sued for protecting your Mam and one I referred to where a vagrant is suing you for taking pictures of you at a train station in addition to the time he sued you for hitting him at a petrol station.

I could have sworn manker originally posted this... :geptard:
Awww damn what a screw up, ya got me, Barbara.:lookaroun

[manker]

bbbBollocks, bullshit and bluster? That's a bit self harsh. I do agree, however.

Never mind, your Mam's got a shiny new stolen microwave, least they didn't get you for that :dabs:

[Spider_dude]

i wanna know if your mum got off with stealing that dishwasher from comet, did she get caught or did she make a clean get-a-way?

[Barbarossa]

I could have sworn manker originally posted this... :geptard:
Awww damn what a screw up, ya got me, Barbara.:lookaroun

I'm just trying to help. You seemed confused... ;)

[Busyman]

i wanna know if your mum got off with stealing that dishwasher from comet, did she get caught or did she make a clean get-a-way?
I don't know. Your mom made a clean getaway with those boxes of condoms.
I told her if she wanted sex she'd have to bring me the jim hats. I was surprised at the assortment available to me.

[Busyman]

Awww damn what a screw up, ya got me, Barbara.:lookaroun

I'm just trying to help. You seemed confused... ;)
Thanks mang.:happy: A name change cleared it right up....for the confused.

[manker]

i wanna know if your mum got off with stealing that dishwasher from comet, did she get caught or did she make a clean get-a-way?
I don't know. Your mom made a clean getaway with those boxes of condoms.
I told her if she wanted sex she'd have to bring me the jim hats. I was surprised at the assortment available to me.That attempt at humour was so shit, Busyman didn't even laugh at himself :dabs:

[Barbarossa]

That was a joke! :O

Oh. :dabs:

[Busyman]

I don't know. Your mom made a clean getaway with those boxes of condoms.
I told her if she wanted sex she'd have to bring me the jim hats. I was surprised at the assortment available to me.That attempt at humour was so shit, Busyman didn't even laugh at himself :dabs:
It wasn't humor..........................:lol: :lol: :lol:

[BigBank_Hank]

Well I for one am confused, so I’ll do as you suggested and read it over again.

[Mr JP Fugley]

That attempt at humour was so shit, Busyman didn't even laugh at himself :dabs:
It wasn't humor..........................:lol: :lol: :lol:
It was if you're 11.

Yor mama sucks corks .... she's a vintner.

[Busyman]

Well I for one am confused, so I’ll do as you suggested and read it over again.
Understandable. I'll help.


Seems there are at least three court cases being referred to in this thread. One where your lawyer messed up because you didn't 'coach' them, one where you're getting sued for protecting your Mam and one I referred to where a vagrant is suing you for taking pictures of you at a train station in addition to the time he sued you for hitting him at a petrol station.
I let some of it go for a bit.

The district attorney, who can't be my lawyer, messed up part of a case. I should have talked with her more 'cause she was as backward as manker. This was in relation to the night in question that had to do with my mother.

I'm getting sued by this same gentlemen for threatening him at a gas station.

The lawsuit regarding the vagrant is something manker pulled from whereverthefuck. I played along for a bit. There was no relation to a vagrant anywhere until manker brought it up.

[Busyman]

It wasn't humor..........................:lol: :lol: :lol:
It was if you're 11.

Yor mama sucks corks .... she's a vintner.

i wanna know if your mum got off with stealing that dishwasher from comet, did she get caught or did she make a clean get-a-way?
Gotta stay on par with the competition......

[Mr JP Fugley]

The district attorney, who can't be my lawyer, messed up part of a case. I should have talked with her more 'cause she as backward as manker. This was the night in question that had to do with my mother.


He was a witness.

He had a personal involvement, something to do with his Mam.

The State lost.

He thinks the DA did a bad job.

[GepperRankins]

i fail to see the irony in busymans condom comment


oh now i see, i read it wrong

[Busyman]

The district attorney, who can't be my lawyer, messed up part of a case. I should have talked with her more 'cause she as backward as manker. This was the night in question that had to do with my mother.


He was a witness.

He had a personal involvement, something to do with his Mam.

The State lost.

He thinks the DA did a bad job.
They lost on some of the charges. Not all.

Good translation btw.;)

[Mr JP Fugley]

It was if you're 11.

Yor mama sucks corks .... she's a vintner.

i wanna know if your mum got off with stealing that dishwasher from comet, did she get caught or did she make a clean get-a-way?
Gotta stay on par with the competition......
See, you used the word competition. This speaks volumes on how you view other people.

[Mr JP Fugley]

i fail to see the irony in busymans condom comment


oh now i see, i read it wrong
There wasn't any, it was just him trying to justify a childish dig at someone.

"I wouldn't shag your mam coz she forgot the condoms" is not, in any way, ironic.

[Mr JP Fugley]

He was a witness.

He had a personal involvement, something to do with his Mam.

The State lost.

He thinks the DA did a bad job.
They lost on some of the charges. Not all.

Good translation btw.;)

So was it perhaps a bargain, did the chap plead guilty to some charges, or did it go to the Jury.

[Busyman]

i fail to see the irony in busymans condom comment


oh now i see, i read it wrong
There wasn't any, it was just him trying to justify a childish dig at someone.

"I wouldn't shag your mam coz she forgot the condoms" is not, in any way, ironic.
True, but saying something isn't funny and having laughing smileys is however.:blink:

Some of you guys gotta keep up if your going to be on the bandwagon.

[Mr JP Fugley]

There wasn't any, it was just him trying to justify a childish dig at someone.

"I wouldn't shag your mam coz she forgot the condoms" is not, in any way, ironic.
True, but saying something isn't funny and having laughing smileys is however.:blink:

Some of you guys gotta keep up if your going to be on the bandwagon.
You usually do the flunky routine before moving on to bandwagoning.

Just trying out a new order ce soir.

Not that you're getting obvious and predictable or anything.

[Busyman]

They lost on some of the charges. Not all.

Good translation btw.;)

So was it perhaps a bargain, did the chap plead guilty to some charges, or did it go to the Jury.
No, her nervous ass barely addressed the charges in court.

Imagine someone charged with a breaking and entering, assault, and robbery (in one case) and all of those not being addressed by the DA. :dabs:

[Mr JP Fugley]

So was it perhaps a bargain, did the chap plead guilty to some charges, or did it go to the Jury.
No, her nervous ass barely addressed the charges in court.

Imagine someone charged with a breaking and entering, assault, and robbery (in one case) and all of those not being addressed by the DA. :dabs:
Was that what happened to yer Mam.

[GepperRankins]

i fail to see the irony in busymans condom comment


oh now i see, i read it wrong
There wasn't any, it was just him trying to justify a childish dig at someone.

"I wouldn't shag your mam coz she forgot the condoms" is not, in any way, ironic.
i always suck with trying to define irony. :mellow:


is it ironic that busyman cries foul when someone tries to make an easy buck from him, after he bragged so much about ripping other people off?

[Busyman]

True, but saying something isn't funny and having laughing smileys is however.:blink:

Some of you guys gotta keep up if your going to be on the bandwagon.
You usually do the flunky routine before moving on to bandwagoning.

Just trying out a new order ce soir.

Not that you're getting obvious and predictable or anything.
Nah, flunkies usually go along with the bandwagoning and usually addressed at the same time.

[Busyman]

No, her nervous ass barely addressed the charges in court.

Imagine someone charged with a breaking and entering, assault, and robbery (in one case) and all of those not being addressed by the DA. :dabs:
Was that what happened to yer Mam.
Uh huh. The fella that we've been talking about (not the vagrant manker made up).

Good one btw.:lol: :lol: :lol:

[Mr JP Fugley]

Was that what happened to yer Mam.
Uh huh. The fella that we've been talking about (not the vagrant manker made up).

Good one btw.:lol: :lol: :lol:
Do you think perhaps that your close emotional involvement with the case, which was partly lost, may lead you to want to blame someone.

Your Mam - No, obviously.

Yourself - Can't see it.

The DA - Poifect, that's the ticket.

[Busyman]

Uh huh. The fella that we've been talking about (not the vagrant manker made up).

Good one btw.:lol: :lol: :lol:
Do you think perhaps that your close emotional involvement with the case, which was partly lost, may lead you to want to blame someone.

Your Mam - No, obviously.

Yourself - Can't see it.

The DA - Poifect, that's the ticket.
Not really. He went away for the most heinous crime for a short time and it was a long time ago.

It was more surprising that that was were job and she seemed nervous and couldn't even link separate charges in one crime event.

From what she actually did in the case, I could've argued it. :dabs:

[Mr JP Fugley]

Do you think perhaps that your close emotional involvement with the case, which was partly lost, may lead you to want to blame someone.

Your Mam - No, obviously.

Yourself - Can't see it.

The DA - Poifect, that's the ticket.
Not really. He went away for the most heinous crime for a short time and it was a long time ago.

It was more surprising that that was were job and she seemed nervous and couldn't even link separate charges in one crime event.

From what she actually did in the case, I could've argued it. :dabs:


You do know that you can't mention previous convictions, prior to the verdict.

Trust me tho' if the DA was incompetent at presenting her evidence no amount of coaching from you would have changed that.

Even if she did, there's no accounting for Juries. Not being sarcastic, but if they didn't like you, or another prosecution witness, then a guilty is a lot less likely.

[Busyman]

Not really. He went away for the most heinous crime for a short time and it was a long time ago.

It was more surprising that that was were job and she seemed nervous and couldn't even link separate charges in one crime event.

From what she actually did in the case, I could've argued it. :dabs:


You do know that you can't mention previous convictions, prior to the verdict.

Trust me tho' if the DA was incompetent at presenting her evidence no amount of coaching from you would have changed that.

Even if she did, there's no accounting for Juries. Not being sarcastic, but if they didn't like you, or another prosecution witness, then a guilty is a lot less likely.
He had no previous conviction and trust me, the one thing I knew was the jury hated him.

He served as his own lawyer. While he questioned me on the stand, I made was making him look so stupid that he started pissing off the jury (I noticed the jury's faces turn). Once when he asked a same question in a different way for about the 100th time, a big black female juror blurted out, "OH PLEASE!!!":lol: :lol: :lol:

It was classic.

[Mr JP Fugley]

"Not really. He went away for the most heinous crime for a short time and it was a long time ago."

Sorry, I thought you meant that the heinous crime was a long time before your case.

[Busyman]

"Not really. He went away for the most heinous crime for a short time and it was a long time ago."

Sorry, I thought you meant that the heinous crime was a long time before your case.
Nah, to my knowledge he ironically had no criminal record.:huh:

[Mr JP Fugley]

"Not really. He went away for the most heinous crime for a short time and it was a long time ago."

Sorry, I thought you meant that the heinous crime was a long time before your case.
Nah, to my knowledge he ironically had no criminal record.:huh:
So what was he charged with on this (that) occasion.

[Busyman]

Nah, to my knowledge he ironically had no criminal record.:huh:
So what was he charged with on this (that) occasion.
Won't get into that part, sry. It was about 4 things though.

[Mr JP Fugley]

So what was he charged with on this (that) occasion.
Won't get into that part, sry. It was about 4 things though.
Cool NP.

[vidcc]

Introducing "Busyman puppet court theatre.


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[vidcc]

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[Busyman]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

[GepperRankins]

i didn't know vidcc had so much free time :mellow:

[vidcc]

i didn't know vidcc had so much free time :mellow:
took longer to load onto imageshack than to edit the words off the originals

[GepperRankins]

i was thinking you took the pictures :pinch:

[vidcc]

i was thinking you took the pictures :pinch:

here is the originals (http://speedcooker.tripod.com/id18.html) note I didn't have to change the words of prosecutor manker :lol:

[zedaxax]

brilliant vidcc

[Gripper]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v481/gripper103/Motivate.jpg

You tell em Busyman

[Busyman]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v481/gripper103/Motivate.jpg

You tell em Busyman
:lol: :lol: :lol:

That's right fuck 'em!!! :snooty:

[Mr JP Fugley]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v481/gripper103/Motivate.jpg

You tell em Busyman
:lol: :lol: :lol:

That's right fuck 'em!!! :snooty:
I so agree.

[manker]

i was thinking you took the pictures :pinch:

here is the originals (http://speedcooker.tripod.com/id18.html) note I didn't have to change the words of prosecutor manker :lol:Here are the originals.

You knew I'd change that, it's almost certainly a rod but I don't care :happy:


Noice egg setting, btw. Gave me a larf this morning :D

[Virtualbody1234]

This is an awesome thread.

So many members that point out the fact that Busyman is unbelievable.

Busyman replies to each post with something that he thinks will convince readers that it all makes sense. A one person "battle of wits" sort of thing against everyone else. :lol:

The best thing about it is that Busyman doesn't even get it yet that we are all rooting that he lose the, so called, court case(s). :lol:

[GepperRankins]

don't want him to lose. just seems to have brought it on himself :pinch:

[Busyman]

This is an awesome thread.

So many members that point out the fact that Busyman is unbelievable.

Busyman replies to each post with something that he thinks will convince readers that it all makes sense. A one person "battle of wits" sort of thing against everyone else. :lol:

The best thing about it is that Busyman doesn't even get it yet that we are all rooting that he lose the, so called, court case(s). :lol:
Well VB I really don't think you all are that stupid to believe that this stuff is unbelievable. I mean the shit ain't far-fetched....besides that the fact that I had a bomb squad robot blow a fake bomb in my driveway that my neighbor's kid originally found in my yard.................(my old location)

As far as you rooting for me to lose, I ain't surprised. What am I supposed to do, cry 'cause some chat room identities wish ill upon me.:lol: :lol: :lol:

[Mr JP Fugley]

I just want justice to prevail.

If busy is in the right and he didn't actually threaten this chap then I hope the litigation fails and that busy has some way to counter sue.

I wouldn't want a chap to lose a shed load of money just because we don't always see eye to eye on the interweb.

[Busyman]

I just want justice to prevail.

If busy is in the right and he didn't actually threaten this chap then I hope the litigation fails and that busy has some way to counter sue.

I wouldn't want a chap to lose a shed load of money just because we don't always see eye to eye on the interweb.
It will JP and I'm not worried it won't. It's the principle of the thang.

In America, anyone can sue anyone, over and over again.

Hopefully, after he does DC, he can only do VA and maybe another county close by. He makes such a shit mark on each jurisdiction he makes up stuff in that he won't be able to cry wolf there again.

I so sparingly touch my gun that I definitely wouldn't be stupid enough to maybe get pinched for possession and have to leave my family for jail and possibly lose my job.

[Mr JP Fugley]

I just want justice to prevail.

If busy is in the right and he didn't actually threaten this chap then I hope the litigation fails and that busy has some way to counter sue.

I wouldn't want a chap to lose a shed load of money just because we don't always see eye to eye on the interweb.
It will JP and I'm not worried it won't. It's the principle of the thang.

In America, anyone can sue anyone, over and over again.

Hopefully, after he does DC, he can only do VA and maybe another county close by. He makes such a shit mark on each jurisdiction he makes up stuff in that he won't be able to cry wolf there again.

I so sparingly touch my gun that I definitely wouldn't be stupid enough to maybe get pinched for possession and have to leave my family for jail and possibly lose my job.

Surely the fact that it's been thrown out in several States before must be taken into account.

I just realized, is this nob spending money on these cases, are you. Can you claim costs when he loses.

[Busyman]

It will JP and I'm not worried it won't. It's the principle of the thang.

In America, anyone can sue anyone, over and over again.

Hopefully, after he does DC, he can only do VA and maybe another county close by. He makes such a shit mark on each jurisdiction he makes up stuff in that he won't be able to cry wolf there again.

I so sparingly touch my gun that I definitely wouldn't be stupid enough to maybe get pinched for possession and have to leave my family for jail and possibly lose my job.

Surely the fact that it's been thrown out in several States before must be taken into account.

I just realized, is this nob spending money on these cases, are you. Can you claim costs when he loses.
I've been making a tally.;)

Easy case for me, my mother, and her ex-boyfriend. The fucker even comes by her house during the day leaving shit like paperwork and stuff. Once I was at her house during the day and come out and there was something on the door. I was only there for a short time.

Missed 'im by that much.:angry: I honestly could say that I would have fucked him up really bad 'cause ain't supposed to be there.

Plus the fact I got hit in the head with a hammer before still doesn't sit well with me.:pinch:

[vidcc]

Here are the originals.

You knew I'd change that, it's almost certainly a rod but I don't care :happy:

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[Mr JP Fugley]

Surely the fact that it's been thrown out in several States before must be taken into account.

I just realized, is this nob spending money on these cases, are you. Can you claim costs when he loses.
I've been making a tally.;)

Easy case for me, my mother, and her ex-boyfriend. The fucker even comes by her house during the day leaving shit like paperwork and stuff. Once I was at her house during the day and come out and there was something on the door. I was only there for a short time.

Missed 'im by that much.:angry: I honestly could say that I would have fucked him up really bad 'cause ain't supposed to be there.

Plus the fact I got hit in the head with a hammer before still doesn't sit well with me.:pinch:


Can't your Mam get an injunction to keep him away from her. No point in her getting more stress.

You gubbing him may not exactly be a good idea, given that he is suing you for threatening him.

[Busyman]

I've been making a tally.;)

Easy case for me, my mother, and her ex-boyfriend. The fucker even comes by her house during the day leaving shit like paperwork and stuff. Once I was at her house during the day and come out and there was something on the door. I was only there for a short time.

Missed 'im by that much.:angry: I honestly could say that I would have fucked him up really bad 'cause ain't supposed to be there.

Plus the fact I got hit in the head with a hammer before still doesn't sit well with me.:pinch:


Can't your Mam get an injunction to keep him away from her. No point in her getting more stress.

You gubbing him may not exactly be a good idea, given that he is suing you for threatening him.
Anything but coming to my mother's house......

Knowing one him if he's cornered, he's he'll start shit for me like he did before.

The night he got caught, he hit me first with a small rusty paint can.

[Mr JP Fugley]

Can't your Mam get an injunction to keep him away from her. No point in her getting more stress.

You gubbing him may not exactly be a good idea, given that he is suing you for threatening him.
Anything but coming to my mother's house......

Knowing one him if he's cornered, he's he'll start shit for me like he did before.

The night he got caught, he hit me first with a small rusty paint can.
That's why you want the injunction, then if he comes near he is breaking the law.

[Busyman]

Anything but coming to my mother's house......

Knowing one him if he's cornered, he's he'll start shit for me like he did before.

The night he got caught, he hit me first with a small rusty paint can.
That's why you want the injunction, then if he comes near he is breaking the law.
Already done but need camera's to prove it's actually him coming there.

[Mr JP Fugley]

That's why you want the injunction, then if he comes near he is breaking the law.
Already done but need camera's to prove it's actually him coming there.
I know you're under pressure, but such abuse of the possessive apostrophe is unacceptable.

Please try to do better.

[Busyman]

Already done but need camera's to prove it's actually him coming there.
I know you're under pressure, but such abuse of the possessive apostrophe is unacceptable.

Please try to do better.
Theres nothing wrong with my apostrophe's or lack thereof.:ermm:

[Virtualbody1234]

I know you're under pressure, but such abuse of the possessive apostrophe is unacceptable.

Please try to do better.
Theres nothing wrong with my apostrophe's or lack thereof.:ermm:
Right... Just like when you say "to prove it's actually him coming there."

It should be either "going there" or "coming here".

Still unacceptable. :nono: