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Proper Bo
11-22-2005, 12:53 AM
Thother day, she tried parking her mini in a space between two cars in which a fecking limo could have fitted with ease. Three attempts later, including mounting the curb, and she gave up:schnauz:


and she had the cheek to criticise MY driving:rolleyes:
Guillaume
11-22-2005, 01:00 AM
Well, the good news is that the mini still is able to start. :pinch:
Proper Bo
11-22-2005, 01:03 AM
if it wasnt for the tank-like engine noise, you wouldnt know it was running!
Guillaume
11-22-2005, 01:05 AM
BTW, I missed an opportunity to mankerize the thread by not pointing out the bad usage of the possessive form.

Sorry about that, won't happen again.
Proper Bo
11-22-2005, 01:06 AM
Sorry, Lilmisses parking*
GepperRankins
11-22-2005, 01:07 AM
lilmiss' parking?
Lilmiss
11-22-2005, 01:08 AM
:O hey, i would have managed it if someone wasn't larfing soo hard.


and i'm still better than you. :snooty:
Proper Bo
11-22-2005, 01:08 AM
damn you dave, i was trying to see if guiliauiuaiuiame would correct me in a rodded stylee.
Guillaume
11-22-2005, 01:09 AM
I don't participate in rodding anymore. :snooty:
GepperRankins
11-22-2005, 01:09 AM
sorry and stuff, like
Proper Bo
11-22-2005, 01:38 AM
I forgot to mention that she pulled out infront of two butch lezzas and nearly got us killed.
vidcc
11-22-2005, 01:43 AM
Perhaps she needs a slightly shorter car :unsure: The long wheelbase mini isn't as manoeuvrable

http://www.dyna.co.za/cars/Mini-3.jpg



http://ownagevideos.com/pics/femaleparking.gif
Lilmiss
11-22-2005, 01:51 AM
/me puts entire lounge on ignore :snooty:
Yogi
11-22-2005, 01:53 AM
http://ownagevideos.com/pics/femaleparking.gif:lol:


Bookmarked for Fre..........:D
Yogi
11-22-2005, 01:54 AM
/me puts entire lounge on ignore :snooty:

http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4856/522/1600/parking.jpg
tesco
11-22-2005, 02:02 AM
http://ownagevideos.com/pics/femaleparking.gif:lol:


Bookmarked for Fre..........:D
:lol: Same.
ermm, not for Fre. :shifty:


How are Proper Bo and lilmiss related?:unsure:
twisterX
11-22-2005, 02:18 AM
:lol:
Proper Bo
11-22-2005, 02:18 AM
How are Proper Bo and lilmiss related?:unsure:


We aren't:blink:
tesco
11-22-2005, 02:19 AM
I mean, hows you know eachother? :unsure:
Proper Bo
11-22-2005, 02:27 AM
hehe
tesco
11-22-2005, 02:29 AM
You dont? :unsure:
Proper Bo
11-22-2005, 02:33 AM
I've been to visit
GepperRankins
11-22-2005, 02:35 AM
:smilie4: o'rly
Proper Bo
11-22-2005, 02:37 AM
Ya, rly
Guillaume
11-22-2005, 09:01 AM
I'd normally post the buttsechs owl, but that'd get me in trouble. :ph34r:
DorisInsinuate
11-22-2005, 10:01 AM
Random Mini parking rod anecdote:

My friend was looking for a parking space for his Mini, I saw a gap that was about two inches bigger than his Mini. I challenged his parallel parking skillz by saying: "I could fit a Toyota in there". Then followed ten minutes of me trying to keep a straight face as he managed to get his car half way into the parking space, and then another ten minutes of him trying to get it out again.
Buffalo
11-22-2005, 10:01 AM
She needs a smaller car!
http://hometown.aol.co.uk/Ukforums/smartcar.jpg
nice little car ~ don't think you can get smaller ~ nice & easy for parking lol
I could not picture myself driving this as i'm used to driving big motors,
but if ya crap at parking, it's the way to go
Yogi
11-22-2005, 10:44 AM
She needs a smaller car!
http://hometown.aol.co.uk/Ukforums/smartcar.jpg
nice little car ~ don't think you can get smaller ~ nice & easy for parking lol
I could not picture myself driving this as i'm used to driving big motors,
but if ya crap at parking, it's the way to go

I like VIDCC's:http://www.dyna.co.za/cars/Mini-3.jpgmore!!:01:
Buffalo
11-22-2005, 12:02 PM
http://hometown.aol.co.uk/Ukforums/voguetd6.jpg

VOGUE TD6 Diesel 3.0 ~ A Lilmiss production ~ Nice little motor! ~ easy to park ~ room for six bags of shopping
sArA
11-22-2005, 03:41 PM
If she got herself a nice chunky 4x4 then she could just shove the other cars out of the way....:lol:
Yogi
11-22-2005, 04:08 PM
If she got herself a nice chunky 4x4 then she could just shove the other cars out of the way....:lol:

Like this??

http://img.2dehands.nl/f/normal/8079171.jpg
vidcc
11-22-2005, 09:23 PM
She was seen test driving a new vehicle today.
http://www.regionalfoodbank.net/pictures/female_paver_1_1118858063.jpg
vidcc
11-22-2005, 09:28 PM
Gratuitous picture :naughty:



http://www.joe-ks.com/images/StuckMechanic.jpg


Why don't the spoiler tags work? just puts an "s" in it
Gripper
11-22-2005, 09:32 PM
She was seen test driving a new vehicle today.
http://www.regionalfoodbank.net/pictures/female_paver_1_1118858063.jpg
"She's rolin,rollin,rollin"
Gripper
11-22-2005, 09:32 PM
Gratuitous picture :naughty:



http://www.joe-ks.com/images/StuckMechanic.jpg


Why don't the spoiler tags work? just puts an "s" in it
Twin airbags impressive:naughty:
Lilmiss
11-22-2005, 10:45 PM
screw you guys, i'm going home. :snooty:
Proper Bo
11-22-2005, 10:47 PM
not driving are you? :unsure:
enoughfakefiles
11-22-2005, 11:11 PM
http://www.darrowart.com/funnypix/images/girldriver4.jpg

http://www.i-hate-everything.com/images/hate/womandriver.jpg
Yogi
11-23-2005, 12:53 PM
http://www.crashmate.co.uk/funnies/images/female%20parking.jpg
vidcc
11-23-2005, 05:11 PM
What is it about this thread.... it keeps getting "bumped" :pinch: