What do you really really want for xmas. [Archive]

Blythorama

11-22-2005, 07:45 PM

What does your heart really desire for christmas?

World peace? X-box 360? Chocolate pennies? Would you be happy with a lump of coal and a satsuma, or do you expect your friends and relations to break the bank?

Gripper

11-22-2005, 07:47 PM

Viagra!!!

Aaron_T

11-22-2005, 08:08 PM

a lifetime supply of kebab lol

Buffalo

11-22-2005, 08:21 PM

kebab, i'm up for that, well nice, make mine a extra large.

I would like to win the lotto ~ start a business ~ help my local community

j2k4

11-22-2005, 08:26 PM

The dual CS Ultra

http://www.svsubwoofers.com/subs_csultra.htm

Blythorama

11-22-2005, 08:30 PM

The dual CS Ultra

http://www.svsubwoofers.com/subs_csultra.htm

Phwoor!

j2k4

11-22-2005, 08:34 PM

The dual CS Ultra

http://www.svsubwoofers.com/subs_csultra.htm

Phwoor!

Yeah. :cool2:

They'd shred my rafters.

Mama says no, though; my Vegas are big enough.:(

DorisInsinuate

11-22-2005, 08:46 PM

An effects pedal for my guitar, or a chocolate effects pedal, and a drum kit.

Some stability and direction would be nice.

j2k4

11-22-2005, 08:48 PM

An effects pedal for my guitar, or a chocolate effects pedal, and a drum kit.

Some stability and direction would be nice.

A compass, map, and some snowshoes?

Spider_dude

11-22-2005, 08:52 PM

money or a new hard drive preferably external.

Gripper

11-22-2005, 09:04 PM

An effects pedal for my guitar, or a chocolate effects pedal, and a drum kit.

Some stability and direction would be nice.
Stabalisers for your bike and a GPS prehaps?

Blythorama

11-22-2005, 09:06 PM

An effects pedal for my guitar, or a chocolate effects pedal, and a drum kit.

Some stability and direction would be nice.

What kind of pedal? I've got a zoom 506. Cost me about 25 english punds. Its basic and simple. Bit like me.

I just want some pajamas and a hot water bottle. I'm freezing.

DorisInsinuate

11-22-2005, 09:14 PM

Snowshoes sound good, I slipped on the icy pavement the other day.

Guyver

11-22-2005, 09:16 PM

Xbox360

kalle66

11-22-2005, 09:18 PM

i wish my dream plasma TV

Blythorama

11-22-2005, 09:19 PM

Snowshoes sound good, I slipped on the icy pavement the other day.

They have to be HEATED snowshoes. Or shoes like the feet of polar bears.
Complete with polar bear claws.

DorisInsinuate

11-22-2005, 09:21 PM

http://www.synthstuff.com/mt/archives/polar_bear_slip.jpg :unsure:

Proper Bo

11-22-2005, 09:35 PM

An effects pedal for my guitar, or a chocolate effects pedal, and a drum kit.

Some stability and direction would be nice.
What kind of pedal? I've got a zoom 506. Cost me about 25 english punds. Its basic and simple. Bit like me.

I just want some pajamas and a hot water bottle. I'm freezing.

I've got a crybaby for sale....
also a '79 strat
I'm so feckin skint:pinch:

Blythorama

11-22-2005, 09:37 PM

What kind of pedal? I've got a zoom 506. Cost me about 25 english punds. Its basic and simple. Bit like me.

I just want some pajamas and a hot water bottle. I'm freezing.

I've got a crybaby for sale....
also a '79 strat
I'm so feckin skint:pinch:

Genween '79 strat? Is '79 before they moved production to Japan? How much are you after?

Blythorama

11-22-2005, 09:38 PM

http://www.synthstuff.com/mt/archives/polar_bear_slip.jpg :unsure:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Stupid fecking bear.

Proper Bo

11-22-2005, 09:44 PM

I've got a crybaby for sale....
also a '79 strat
I'm so feckin skint:pinch:

Genween '79 strat? Is '79 before they moved production to Japan? How much are you after?

I unno:blink:

I couldn't sell her anyway, tis my baby:lookaroun

and i've had her converted to be lefty, cause I rawk it like jimmi:naughty:

Yogi

11-22-2005, 09:44 PM

Just my regular christmas-portion of Fré will do!!!:naughty:

Blythorama

11-22-2005, 09:58 PM

Genween '79 strat? Is '79 before they moved production to Japan? How much are you after?

I unno:blink:

I couldn't sell her anyway, tis my baby:lookaroun

and i've had her converted to be lefty, cause I rawk it like jimmi:naughty:

The coolest thing is, you had her converted for fun. Not because you're left handed!

I want a decent guitar. I sold my Gibson a few years back. I cried then too.

Proper Bo

11-22-2005, 10:02 PM

I unno:blink:

I couldn't sell her anyway, tis my baby:lookaroun

and i've had her converted to be lefty, cause I rawk it like jimmi:naughty:
The coolest thing is, you had her converted for fun. Not because you're left handed!

I want a decent guitar. I sold my Gibson a few years back. I cried then too.

No, I'm just a lefty - I'm aware that was probably a rod, but you're ugly irl so nyeeer:happy:

Blythorama

11-22-2005, 10:07 PM

The coolest thing is, you had her converted for fun. Not because you're left handed!

I want a decent guitar. I sold my Gibson a few years back. I cried then too.

No, I'm just a lefty - I'm aware that was probably a rod, but you're ugly irl so nyeeer:happy:

NOOOO. I was being nice! I didn't want to point out your infirmity in being left- handed! I was going to ask you if it was wierd playing on right-handed guitars?
I'm right-handed but spent ages trying to play my guitar the other way round, just so I could see what it felt like to be lefthanded (Doh!).

And I'm not Ugly, Trannie-kisser.

Proper Bo

11-22-2005, 10:10 PM

No, I'm just a lefty - I'm aware that was probably a rod, but you're ugly irl so nyeeer:happy:

NOOOO. I was being nice! I didn't want to point out your infirmity in being left- handed! I was going to ask you if it was wierd playing on right-handed guitars?
I'm right-handed but spent ages trying to play my guitar the other way round, just so I could see what it felt like to be lefthanded (Doh!).

And I'm not Ugly, Trannie-kisser.

It is hard playing right-handed guitars, yes. I turn them upside down and play 'em that way. Cannot do power chords like that but most open chords are fine, just need to remember the different fingering:naughty:

Blythorama

11-22-2005, 10:14 PM

NOOOO. I was being nice! I didn't want to point out your infirmity in being left- handed! I was going to ask you if it was wierd playing on right-handed guitars?
I'm right-handed but spent ages trying to play my guitar the other way round, just so I could see what it felt like to be lefthanded (Doh!).

And I'm not Ugly, Trannie-kisser.

It is hard playing right-handed guitars, yes. I turn them upside down and play 'em that way. Cannot do power chords like that but most open chords are fine, just need to remember the different fingering:naughty:

:lol: Different fingerings always take a while to get used to. :naughty:

You could always try re-stringing the righthanders the other way.

Proper Bo

11-22-2005, 10:20 PM

It is hard playing right-handed guitars, yes. I turn them upside down and play 'em that way. Cannot do power chords like that but most open chords are fine, just need to remember the different fingering:naughty:

:lol: Different fingerings always take a while to get used to. :naughty:

You could always try re-stringing the righthanders the other way.

That's what I did with my strat, although it's not that easy, I had to get the bridge changed round or something or other. It's also awkward sometimes when I'm playing and my arm hits the pick-up switch or volume knob:frusty:

Blythorama

11-22-2005, 10:26 PM

Doh! Imagining nasty watch-catching incidences. Proper left-handers are well pricey. You lot are discriminated against.

I'm off to get some beauty sleep anyhow. Hope its not too cold tonight.

Proper Bo

11-22-2005, 10:29 PM

Doh! Imagining nasty watch-catching incidences. Proper left-handers are well pricey. You lot are discriminated against.

I'm off to get some beauty sleep anyhow. Hope its not too cold tonight.

I wouldn't have said so, yes they're a bit more than the right-handed version, but the real problem is that you can't get any rare or really good guitars in left handed versions :dabs:

Blythorama

11-22-2005, 10:36 PM

Proper Bo

11-22-2005, 10:37 PM

no, the music's still the same:blink:

edit: except chord boxes but I only used those when I was just beginning to play, and it wasn't worth the effort to sit and work out how to re-write them

Blythorama

11-22-2005, 10:40 PM

no, the music's still the same:blink:

:lol: :whistling

Chord boxes are for Noobs.

Proper Bo

11-22-2005, 10:42 PM

This beauty sleep you talk of, I guess it's a form of hibernation, or a coma. Cause it'll take more than one night to work:schnauz:

Blythorama

11-22-2005, 10:45 PM

This beauty sleep you talk of, I guess it's a form of hibernation, or a coma. Cause it'll take more than one night to work:schnauz:

Hiberbation. In a big pile of shredded paper.
My post-op case-worker says I'm beautiful on the inside, and to stay away from bad people like you. :lol: :lol: :P

Proper Bo

11-22-2005, 10:47 PM

I've always wondered what you look like on the inside....

Blythorama

11-22-2005, 10:49 PM

I've always wondered what you look like on the inside....

:lol: Red and squishy like everyone else I would imagine!

GepperRankins

11-22-2005, 10:50 PM

Blythorama

11-22-2005, 10:52 PM

GepperRankins

11-22-2005, 10:54 PM

meh. so you can get me the xbox with your bewbs then?

Proper Bo

11-22-2005, 10:56 PM

I've always wondered what you look like on the inside....
:lol: Red and squishy like everyone else I would imagine!

lies, you'll be black, black black black, black as the depths of hell!:ph34r:

Blythorama

11-22-2005, 10:57 PM

meh. so you can get me the xbox with your bewbs then?

Hmm. X-box with my bewbs on.... None of my clothes would fit if I gave them to you. Then you'd have to buy me a whole new wardrobe.

Blythorama

11-22-2005, 10:59 PM

:lol: Red and squishy like everyone else I would imagine!

lies, you'll be black, black black black, black as the depths of hell!:ph34r:

Yes, and rotting, and filled with the filth of a thousand demons.... yes I know!
It's not easy being devil-spawn. Sigh.

Proper Bo

11-22-2005, 11:00 PM

and you're ugly

GepperRankins

11-22-2005, 11:00 PM

shirley you could use your bewbs to make someone forget they've sold out of xbox360s. then get me one :01:

enoughfakefiles

11-22-2005, 11:01 PM

and you're ugly

Have you got proof....:shifty:

Proper Bo

11-22-2005, 11:06 PM

and you're ugly
Have you got proof....:shifty:

I think lack of evidence against my arguement is proof enough:shifty:

enoughfakefiles

11-22-2005, 11:08 PM

Have you got proof....:shifty:

I think lack of evidence against my arguement is proof enough:shifty:

Well she has had five minutes to rustle up a come back.:lol:

Blythorama

11-22-2005, 11:10 PM

Have you got proof....:shifty:

I think lack of evidence against my arguement is proof enough:shifty:

Pant-Slime, I am NOT ugly. And I won't be provoked into posting gratuitous pictures of meself! I got a reputation to uphold. :blink:

Blythorama

11-22-2005, 11:10 PM

I think lack of evidence against my arguement is proof enough:shifty:

Well she has had five minutes to rustle up a come back.:lol:

I was brushing my teeth. :(

Proper Bo

11-22-2005, 11:11 PM

I think lack of evidence against my arguement is proof enough:shifty:
Pant-Slime, I am NOT ugly. And I won't be provoked into posting gratuitous pictures of meself! I got a reputation to uphold. :blink:

yes, an ugly reputation:schnauz:

Blythorama

11-22-2005, 11:13 PM

Pant-Slime, I am NOT ugly. And I won't be provoked into posting gratuitous pictures of meself! I got a reputation to uphold. :blink:

yes, an ugly reputation:schnauz:

Ok ok, I look like a cross between Mary Whitehouse and a pug-dog. I'm that ugly bairns cross the road to avoid me, and I have false teeth. I'm actually really a nerdy wee man in greying boxers and no facial hair.

DorisInsinuate

11-23-2005, 12:34 AM

yes, an ugly reputation:schnauz:

Ok ok, I look like a cross between Mary Whitehouse and a pug-dog. I'm that ugly bairns cross the road to avoid me, and I have false teeth. I'm actually really a nerdy wee man in greying boxers and no facial hair.
Are you still going to fulfill your offer to do Darth?

Seedler

11-23-2005, 01:23 AM

Me really wants a new comp
athlon 64 fx-57
4 gigs ram
2 7800gtx in SLI
etc etc

Blythorama

11-23-2005, 09:05 AM

Ok ok, I look like a cross between Mary Whitehouse and a pug-dog. I'm that ugly bairns cross the road to avoid me, and I have false teeth. I'm actually really a nerdy wee man in greying boxers and no facial hair.
Are you still going to fulfill your offer to do Darth?

Did I? :blink:

Prooveit....:ph34r:

thewizeard

11-23-2005, 09:32 AM

An effects pedal for my guitar, or a chocolate effects pedal, and a drum kit.

Some stability and direction would be nice.

A compass, map, and some snowshoes?

lol..now that is really funny... I was thinking more in terms of an astronauts pack instead of the snowshoes... and a round trip to Pluto... normally I would place a wink smiley here..but they look terrible...:P