Just had my first cigarette.

[worldpease]

...it was today at work,
I had just open the store when this girl arrived, she's from the dinner place next
to my store but she was waiting for the manager to open,
I've never talked to her, so she started telling me that she is new on that job
and about going to school and that kinda stuff when she starts smoking, but as if it werent enough, she offers me one...
it was like 10am, damn... but well, I can't say no to that girl, she is kinda diferent, but in a cool, way.
But the thing is that after two cigarettes I just could't find anything good about it.
I mean, whats the deal with it, there is no taste, there is just a lot of smoke all over
our faces, and I don't feel anything 'cool' or good.
the food won't taste good for hours.
How can people love it?.

Anyway, I hope she likes that job,
cus I certanly would like to see her more.

[Santa]

women are bad for you

[S!X]

women are bad for you

and cigarettes.

[SaYiaN]

and apple pie :naughty:

[Smith]

The headrush is hella fun when you first start smoking :D

[Gripper]

Theres fuck all cool about smoking.:angry:
The headrush is your brain being starved of oxygen...cooll...like fuck
Don't Smoke:frusty:
Girls are nice,but very bad for you(don't try smoking them)you'll get multiple headrushes with them:naughty:

[Smith]

I dont smoke, im just saying :P

[Blythorama]

FOOL! Once you start you'll never stop, and you'll end up getting really pissed off in places which have gone all "ooo you can't smoke here, cough-cough(smugsanctimonioussmirk)" and then you'll have to go and stand outside in the cold and everyone looks at you like you are murdering babies with your teeth because you are SMOKING.
PAH.

[Virtualbody1234]

Stay away for cigarettes.
Stay away from girls that smoke.

[Blythorama]

Stay away for cigarettes.
Stay away from girls that smoke.


Yes. They Are Evil and WILL make you smoke too.

[Agrajag]

FOOL! Once you start you'll never stop,
Yes you will, if you want to. However it really is best not to start.

The Dalai Lama (I think it was him) once explained how to stop smoking. It goes something like, don't put cigarettes in your mouth and light them.

Notes

i, The above story may be apocryphal.
ii, Even if it's true, I was paraphrasing.
iii, Apocryphal means "made up".

[GepperRankins]

why don't you just say "nah, i don't smoke"? :dabs:

[Blythorama]

Its best not to start. Really? Let me just go and find a way to turn back time, and tell my younger self that.

The Dalai Lama never smoked = smug sanctimonious persona re: smoking.

[Agrajag]

Its best not to start. Really? Let me just go and find a way to turn back time, and tell my younger self that.

The Dalai Lama never smoked = smug sanctimonious persona re: smoking.
I'm not sanctimomious, if people want to smoke it's up to them. I did it for 20 years meself, I know what it's like.

Anyone can stop if they want to.

[Mr. Mulder]

drinking -> smoking

[Blythorama]

Its best not to start. Really? Let me just go and find a way to turn back time, and tell my younger self that.

The Dalai Lama never smoked = smug sanctimonious persona re: smoking.
I'm not sanctimomious, if people want to smoke it's up to them. I did it for 20 years meself, I know what it's like.

Anyone can stop if they want to.


Don't mind me, I'm in a grump because I've no cigarettes. :(

[Agrajag]

I'm not sanctimomious, if people want to smoke it's up to them. I did it for 20 years meself, I know what it's like.

Anyone can stop if they want to.


Don't mind me, I'm in a grump because I've no cigarettes. :(
:lol: , I know how you feel.

[GepperRankins]

it's gonna be funny when WP is tripping over his tongue next time he sees her trying to explain why he's not having a cig


women = evil :dry:

[Proper Bo]

I;m busy smoking my last one right now, and I'm skint. It's not fun. I'm not a heavy smoker, I can go for a few days without even thinking about them....aslong as I'm busy, which I'm not these days. And yes, the nicotine rush you get when you first start is good fun but the sore throats and phlegm (sp) isn't. I started as a social smoker too...

[Blythorama]

I;m busy smoking my last one right now, and I'm skint. It's not fun. I'm not a heavy smoker, I can go for a few days without even thinking about them....aslong as I'm busy, which I'm not these days. And yes, the nicotine rush you get when you first start is good fun but the sore throats and phlegm (sp) isn't. I started as a social smoker too...

Last one because you are skint or because you are giving up?

[Proper Bo]

last one out of the 20 deck I've had for three days. I'm skint so i wont be buying any till i can scrape a few quid together, although my mate's comin round for a smoke in a bit, so I won't need to buy any anyway, he just got paid.

[Proper Bo]

what's your avatar blyth?

[Blythorama]

last one out of the 20 deck I've had for three days. I'm skint so i wont be buying any till i can scrape a few quid together, although my mate's comin round for a smoke in a bit, so I won't need to buy any anyway, he just got paid.


I'd send you some because I've just been paid too, but you called me ugly, therefore shooting yourself in the foot....

[Blythorama]

what's your avatar blyth?


Me in the middle of two baldy blokes. It's on there for one day only to proove I'm not a minger, then it changes.. (vain)

[Proper Bo]

the really low-res face above the Y? Anyone could post a pic that small and not look ugly :snooty:

[GepperRankins]

http://img311.imageshack.us/img311/9521/group1xi.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

pwned

[Blythorama]

the really low-res face above the Y? Anyone could post a pic that small on not look ugly :snooty:


Yup thats me. It's a really low res photo anyhow, which weirdly, looks like I have a million teeth. I wish I had a million teeth. :huh:

[Proper Bo]

im guessing she wasnt betting on anyone saving it and uploading it themselves:dabs:

[GepperRankins]

or photoshopping it :01:

[Blythorama]

im guessing she wasnt betting on anyone saving it and uploading it themselves:dabs:


Sick of you calling me ugly. :cry: I'm a sensitive soul and was starting to get a complex. At least now you can pick on something tangible.

[Proper Bo]

To be fair, you don't look too ugly on there :naughty:

[Proper Bo]

im guessing she wasnt betting on anyone saving it and uploading it themselves:dabs:

Sick of you calling me ugly. :cry: I'm a sensitive soul and was starting to get a complex. At least now you can pick on something tangible.

So if I start making comments about your bewbs....:shifty:

[Blythorama]

BLYTH IS NOT UGLY. BO HAS TINY GIRL FEET AND PAINTS HIS FINGERNAILS.

[Proper Bo]

My feet are size 12 actually:snooty:

[Blythorama]

My feet are size 12 actually:snooty:


So you say...:ph34r:

Show me.

[Blythorama]

BLYTH IS NOT UGLY. BO HAS TINY GIRL FEET AND PAINTS HIS FINGERNAILS.





fuck, size seven is MASSIVE!

[GepperRankins]

http://img169.imageshack.us/img169/5381/didntwork1im.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[Proper Bo]

My feet are size 12 actually:snooty:

So you say...:ph34r:

Show me.

Surprisingly, I don't have any photos of my feet:blink:

[GepperRankins]

i tried some tools but it made it worse :(

[Blythorama]

i tried some tools but it made it worse :(


Tools do that. I prefer the real thing.:w00t:

[Blythorama]

So you say...:ph34r:

Show me.

Surprisingly, I don't have any photos of my feet:blink:


And I don't have any photos of my BOOBS.

[Proper Bo]

swap?

[Blythorama]

swap?


You send me photos of your naked feet, Bo, and I'll send you photos of my boobs. :rolleyes:

[Proper Bo]

just took a photo on teh webcam...

[Blythorama]

just took a photo on teh webcam...


How will I know they are YOUR feet and not random feet you've taken gratuitous pictures of?

Write Bo on the big toe and take another photo.

[Proper Bo]

Not taking me socks off, it's cold:snooty:

Note the empty 20 lambert pack for scale:
http://img36.imageshack.us/img36/1310/untitled1tm.png

[Blythorama]

Not taking me socks off, it's cold:snooty:

Note the empty 20 lambert pack for scale:
http://img36.imageshack.us/img36/1310/untitled1tm.png


Thats a pack of mini-cigs! I ain't reciprocating until I see naked feet-flesh, with "Bo" on the toe. I'll be back later. :ph34r:

[Proper Bo]

No:snooty:

and thats the pack i just finished smoking

[Blythorama]

No:snooty:

and thats the pack i just finished smoking


Then you get no Hot Bewb action from me this day. :snooty:

[Rat Faced]

...it was today at work,
I had just open the store when this girl arrived, she's from the dinner place next
to my store but she was waiting for the manager to open,
I've never talked to her, so she started telling me that she is new on that job
and about going to school and that kinda stuff when she starts smoking, but as if it werent enough, she offers me one...
it was like 10am, damn... but well, I can't say no to that girl, she is kinda diferent, but in a cool, way.
But the thing is that after two cigarettes I just could't find anything good about it.
I mean, whats the deal with it, there is no taste, there is just a lot of smoke all over
our faces, and I don't feel anything 'cool' or good.
the food won't taste good for hours.
How can people love it?.

Anyway, I hope she likes that job,
cus I certanly would like to see her more.

I cant be arsed to read the whole thread, but you already blew it.

In her mind..

Your either a tight bastard that took her cigs but didnt offer her one of your own, if she dosent know you dont smoke..

A stupid bastard that swiped her cigs for no reason except to try and impress her, if she does know you dont smoke. :P

[GepperRankins]

i just thought. did you take it back? you're gonna look like a noob if you didn't do it right :pinch:

[manker]

Blyth is definitely doable, then. Quality.

[Agrajag]

Blyth is definitely doable, then. Quality.
And you can share a fag if you want.

[Agrajag]

Or

She likes fags, so you're OK

[Agrajag]

Or

She sucks on fags, so you've got no chance.

[Agrajag]

I think we get the picture.

[manker]

We needed some more cigarette/fag/heemasex humour so the merkins feel included in the forum fun, noice one :D

[manker]

Edited that post 3 times and still beat the watermark.

Ftw.

[Agrajag]

We needed some more cigarette/fag/heemasex humour so the merkins feel included in the forum fun, noice one :D
You can never have too many fag / innuendo jokes.

fag innuendo, that sounds like funno.

[GepperRankins]

ziggy doesn't like being called a merkin :unsure:


did you send those DVDs on monday? has my dog eaten them then me ma hid them :dabs:

[manker]

We needed some more cigarette/fag/heemasex humour so the merkins feel included in the forum fun, noice one :D
You can never have too many fag / innuendo jokes.

fag innuendo, that sounds like funno.Which in turn sounds a bit like Jonno.

Funny old world, innit.

[Mr. Mulder]

did u no:

the cigarette-Smoking Man (c.g.b spender - played by William B. Davis) always smoked menthols instead of real cigarettes, and in real life(?) mr Davis is an anti smoking spokesperson ftw :01:

[manker]

ziggy doesn't like being called a merkin :unsure:


did you send those DVDs on monday? has my dog eaten them then me ma hid them :dabs:
I could care less what ziggy thinks.

I didn't send them personally, but I know they were in the post pile and they're not there now :unsure:

[GepperRankins]

I could care less what ziggy thinks.

awwww. that's so sweet

[Agrajag]

did u no:

the cigarette-Smoking Man (c.g.b spender - played by William B. Davis) always smoked menthols instead of real cigarettes, and in real life(?) mr Davis is an anti smoking spokesperson ftw :01:
I thought it was some type of herbal thing, rather than any type of real cig at all.

But that might be pish.

[enoughfakefiles]

I didn't send them personally, but I know they were in the post pile and they're not there now :unsure:

We have a post pile at my place of work and there's no cd's in the as well if that helps.:01:

Now proper be posted a photie of his foot in a sock maybe blyth should post on of her in a bra.....:rolleyes:

[manker]

I could care less what ziggy thinks.

awwww. that's so sweetI know but he's a merkin so won't get it :schnauz:

[manker]

I didn't send them personally, but I know they were in the post pile and they're not there now :unsure:

We have a post pile at my place of work and there's no cd's in the as well if that helps.:01:

Now proper be posted a photie of his foot in a sock maybe blyth should post on of her in a bra.....:rolleyes::lol: :lol: :lol:

Am I the official forum hawt chick disrober.

[Mr. Mulder]

did u no:

the cigarette-Smoking Man (c.g.b spender - played by William B. Davis) always smoked menthols instead of real cigarettes, and in real life(?) mr Davis is an anti smoking spokesperson ftw :01:
I thought it was some type of herbal thing, rather than any type of real cig at all.

But that might be pish.

you're not wrong, some say menthol, some say herbal - the man himself has said both - i fink it was teh menthols to begin wiv, he used to be a proper smoker so.. :01:

[enoughfakefiles]

We have a post pile at my place of work and there's no cd's in the as well if that helps.:01:

Now proper be posted a photie of his foot in a sock maybe blyth should post on of her in a bra.....:rolleyes::lol: :lol: :lol:

Am I the official forum hawt chick disrober.

I like to help where i can.:lol:

[manker]

did u no:

the cigarette-Smoking Man (c.g.b spender - played by William B. Davis) always smoked menthols instead of real cigarettes, and in real life(?) mr Davis is an anti smoking spokesperson ftw :01:
I thought it was some type of herbal thing, rather than any type of real cig at all.

But that might be pish.Yeah, pish.

Menthols are real cigarettes, containing just as much tar, nicotine and stuff - but they taste a bit minty, loike. Herbal cigarettes are totally different.

[Agrajag]

I thought it was some type of herbal thing, rather than any type of real cig at all.

But that might be pish.

you're not wrong, some say menthol, some say herbal - the man himself has said both - i fink it was teh menthols to begin wiv, he used to be a proper smoker so.. :01:
Ah, gotcha.

[smokingchap]

They were herbal cigartettes, honest.:smoke:

[manker]

They were herbal cigartettes, honest.:smoke:Ponce.

[enoughfakefiles]

They were herbal cigartettes, honest.:smoke:Ponce.

Herbal=ghey

[Gripper]

Herbal=Mary-jo anna

[worldpease]

why don't you just say "nah, i don't smoke"?
Well, I coun't say No to that 'cool' girl,
I mean, lets be honest, it's not every day a girl like that
comes to talk to me.


I cant be arsed to read the whole thread, but you already blew it.

In her mind..

Your either a tight bastard that took her cigs but didnt offer her one of your own, if she dosent know you dont smoke..

A stupid bastard that swiped her cigs for no reason except to try and impress her, if she does know you dont smoke.
Yeah I know,:( ...
Im usually very good under presure,
but aparently not when it comes from a girl.



We needed some more cigarette/fag/heemasex humour so the merkins feel included in the forum fun, noice one
What the heck are you all talking about... lol.


And last, could smoking just two cigarrets all way back in the morning affected
my sleep?.
Cus I just wasn't sleepy 'till like 3am.

Damn, I'd better stop,
Im very thin allready and I don't wanna die a painfull death:cry: .

[GepperRankins]

she came outside stood next to you and offered you a cig?

[manker]

We needed some more cigarette/fag/heemasex humour so the merkins feel included in the forum fun, noice oneWhat the heck are you all talking about... lol.A jaunty cultural quirk made possible by a specious juxtaposition between tobacco based produce and folk who tread lightly, obviousement.

[Virtualbody1234]

Well, I coun't say No to that 'cool' girl,
I mean, lets be honest, it's not every day a girl like that
comes to talk to me.
That's called peer pressure.

And a girl who smokes isn't 'cool'.

[Agrajag]

What the heck are you all talking about... lol.A jaunty cultural quirk made possible by a specious juxtaposition between tobacco based produce and folk who tread lightly, obviousement.
Or
Cig = fag = poove.

Leading to british farce type humour.

http://www.brad.ac.uk/admin/pr/pressreleases/Brian_Rix.jpg

[Agrajag]

Well, I coun't say No to that 'cool' girl,
I mean, lets be honest, it's not every day a girl like that
comes to talk to me.
That's called peer pressure.


Not if she's not a peer.

[GepperRankins]

Well, I coun't say No to that 'cool' girl,
I mean, lets be honest, it's not every day a girl like that
comes to talk to me.
That's called peer pressure.

And a girl who smokes isn't 'cool'.
cool girls who smoke are cool. undeniable fakt

[worldpease]

she came outside stood next to you and offered you a cig?
No, she came 'in' to the store,
as I said, I believe she was waiting for her boss to open the dinner place.
And now that I think of it, if it had been any other person, a client or something like that, I would have asked him not to smoke inside.
funny thing.:P .



And a girl who smokes isn't 'cool'.

cool girls who smoke are cool. undeniable fakt
I know, I know, but I don't mean cool as in 'good',
what I mean is cool as in 'fun'.:unsure: .

[Gripper]

She obviously likes you or she wouldn't have shared a second fag with you,if she comes in again let her smoke but decline if she offers one.

[Agrajag]

Tell her you're quitting.

She will give you sympathy and support.

She will be dead impressed when you succeed.

[GepperRankins]

Tell her you're quitting.

She will give you sympathy and support.

She will be dead impressed when you succeed.
class plan baws :D

[Lilmiss]

http://img36.imageshack.us/img36/1310/untitled1tm.png


are they my fecking socks? :fist:


i ran outta fags the other day, been smoking rollies instead.
they make spliffs taste like putrid, skanky vomit but i can't help rollin' em. :ermm:

[enoughfakefiles]

are they my fecking socks? :fist:

You mean you wear them while your doing it.:O

They must be your lucky socks.FTW:01:

[Lilmiss]

You mean you wear them while your doing it.


that may be the sickest thing i've heard.
socks in bed, indeed. :sick:

[twisterX]

are u addicted now. :D

[Rat Faced]

You mean you wear them while your doing it.


that may be the sickest thing i've heard.
:sick:

Yeah... implying your doing it with Bo :sick:

[enoughfakefiles]

that may be the sickest thing i've heard.
:sick:

Yeah... implying your doing it with Bo :sick:

:O :lol:

[Lilmiss]

:snooty: i have many pairs of fecking socks.
i'm just looking for a foot. :naughty:

[enoughfakefiles]

:snooty: i have many pairs of fecking socks.
i'm just looking for a foot. :naughty:

What size are they.....:shifty:

[Lilmiss]

a foot. :unsure:


although, santa left his stockings here last year.
they are slightly bigger. :w00t:

[Gripper]

Santa in stockings:naughty: :naughty:

[GepperRankins]

lilmiss has size 12 feet :blink:

[Virtualbody1234]

are u addicted now. :D
You really expect the true answer?

Denial is at the root of addiction.

[twisterX]

:lol:

i wanna see him liek a year later.

[Lilmiss]

addicted to sex in socks? :sick:


although i do have freakishly, sweaty feet.
maybe i should keep my shoes on too. :unsure:

[enoughfakefiles]

addicted to sex in socks? :sick:


although i do have freakishly, sweaty feet.
maybe i should keep my shoes on too. :unsure:

In bed.:unsure:

[Lilmiss]

well, obviously i'd check for dog shite first. :unsure:

[n18]

why don't you just say "nah, i don't smoke"? :dabs:
hmmpf good idea, Ill try it sometime.

[worldpease]

how much is a pack of cigarretes?
and how many does it have?
are "light" better, or what?

and whay does my tread say 'moved'?
did I put it in the wrong place the first time?

[Adster]

thats ok ive never had 1 smoke in my life or any drugs and im 24 years old

however my addiction is wanking 3 or 4 times a day its free feels good and wont ruin your health

[twisterX]

how much is a pack of cigarretes?
and how many does it have?
are "light" better, or what?

and whay does my tread say 'moved'?
did I put it in the wrong place the first time?


Its expensive and i think it has like 20 in one pack and like 12 packs in one bundle thing.

Ita liek 40 bucks for a bundle.


Lights are better becuase they have air holes in the filter but it doesnt do much because your finger covers them.

Hes addicted :lol:

[Virtualbody1234]

Hes addicted :lol:
Yup.

That's going to cost him a fortune and put his health at risk. Such a nasty drug that nicotine.

[twisterX]

so VB, hows that joint going?

[Proper Bo]

http://img36.imageshack.us/img36/1310/untitled1tm.png

are they my fecking socks? :fist:



No:blink:

[Blythorama]

I'm smoking right now, and it makes me look cool. Girls that smoke are the coolest. Rebellious mavericks, every last one of them. Ahhhhhhh!

Still out of Tabs, Bo?:P

[Proper Bo]

Yeah, not bothered though, ugly:snooty:

[Blythorama]

Yeah, not bothered though, ugly:snooty:


Looking at a full pack of 20 Marlborough lights right now. Just had the "opening the new packet" experience. You know, when the lid is open and you take off the foil/papery bit at the top revealing 20 perfect sexy cigs nestling gently in the packet, purring at you. You slide out the first one slowly, pulling it free from it's companions, marvelling at the small hissing sound of paper brushing paper, bringing it reverendly to your moist awaiting lips...

[Guillaume]

Yeah, not bothered though, ugly:snooty:


Looking at a full pack of 20 Marlborough lights right now. Just had the "opening the new packet" experience. You know, when the lid is open and you take off the foil/papery bit at the top revealing 20 perfect sexy cigs nestling gently in the packet, purring at you. You slide out the first one slowly, pulling it free from it's companions, marvelling at the small hissing sound of paper brushing paper, bringing it reverendly to your moist awaiting lips...
And the smell. The delicious smell of a newly opened pack. Smells like toffee. :drool:

You bastards! :fist:

[Blythorama]

Looking at a full pack of 20 Marlborough lights right now. Just had the "opening the new packet" experience. You know, when the lid is open and you take off the foil/papery bit at the top revealing 20 perfect sexy cigs nestling gently in the packet, purring at you. You slide out the first one slowly, pulling it free from it's companions, marvelling at the small hissing sound of paper brushing paper, bringing it reverendly to your moist awaiting lips...
And the smell. The delicious smell of a newly opened pack. Smells like toffee. :drool:

You bastards! :fist:

I'm sorry Guillaume! I should have told you to look away. :(

Let me distract you...
The crisp clean smell and satisfying crunch as you bite into a green apple, the slightly tart juice making your tongue tingle.
The hiss and fix of a newly opened bottle of beer...

[manker]

Yeah, not bothered though, ugly:snooty:


Looking at a full pack of 20 Marlborough lights right now. Just had the "opening the new packet" experience. You know, when the lid is open and you take off the foil/papery bit at the top revealing 20 perfect sexy cigs nestling gently in the packet, purring at you. You slide out the first one slowly, pulling it free from it's companions, marvelling at the small hissing sound of paper brushing paper, bringing it reverendly to your moist awaiting lips...:01:

I leave the foil on, however. Just so I know which packet of cigs are mine at the pub. None of my mates smoke Marlboro reds ... but you never know when you might need proof.

Just in case, like :unsure:

[manker]

Precious, precious cigarettes :shifty:

[Guillaume]

And the smell. The delicious smell of a newly opened pack. Smells like toffee. :drool:

You bastards! :fist:

I'm sorry Guillaume! I should have told you to look away. :(

Let me distract you...

Ok, post your pants in the other topic, then.


manker made me do it, I swear.

[Proper Bo]

Just bought 10 more anyway blyth:snooty:


ugly bitch

[Blythorama]

I'm sorry Guillaume! I should have told you to look away. :(

Let me distract you...

Ok, post your pants in the other topic, then.


manker made me do it, I swear.

I thought you wanted me to post my pants to you then! Pervert! :blink:

That first drag, sucking the fierce pungent smoke into your hungry lungs, the tingling glow of satisfaction spreading slowly through your body, your mind clearing and calming....oooooh. Cigarettes.

[Blythorama]

Just bought 10 more anyway blyth:snooty:


ugly bitch


Knew you'd crack. No will-power or self discipline. Sigh. The yoof of today. Tsk tsk.

[Proper Bo]

I didn't crack, I chose to buy them, they're mostly for rolling anyway :snooty:


munter

[Blythorama]

I didn't crack, I chose to buy them, they're mostly for rolling anyway :snooty:


munter


You cracked, you tranny-kissing, lipstick-wearing, wanks-through-fishnet-tights, wuss!!!

I'm gonna find you and kick your ass.

[Guillaume]

Pervert! :blink:
Yes. http://img452.imageshack.us/img452/4361/francais20sj.gif

[Proper Bo]

Me=not manker:snooty:

just try it, you ugly hound

[Blythorama]

Me=not manker:snooty:

just try it, you ugly hound


No, you have worse taste in frocks.

I'm gonna wait till you are asleep then tie you up and do a "misery" on those size twelves, you miserable asshole.

[Proper Bo]

I'm not quite sure what a misery is but I'm looking forward to it:naughty:

[DorisInsinuate]

Pervert! :blink:
Yes. http://img452.imageshack.us/img452/4361/francais20sj.gif
That looks like a French man onanating a very large wrinkly penis, that's what it looks like to me anyway :mellow:

[Gripper]

Stop talking about ciggies....pleasssssse:cry:

[Virtualbody1234]

I'm not quite sure what a misery is but I'm looking forward to it:naughty:If you see the movie then you wouldn't say that.

[Blythorama]

Stop talking about ciggies....pleasssssse:cry:


Ohh the pleasure, the pure unadulterated selfish pleasure of a cigarette while walking home from the pub on a cold winters night. Or after a good meal with a nice glass of wine. Fecking Fine. :cool2:

[Proper Bo]

ive smoked four of that ten already :unsure:

edit: about to smoke the fourth now, that is

[Gripper]

I'm not quite sure what a misery is but I'm looking forward to it:naughty:If you see the movie then you wouldn't say that.
"Hobbling" anyone:pinch:

[Gripper]

Women and Bo....=Pure feckin EVIL

[Proper Bo]

:unsure:

[Lilmiss]

:happy:

[worldpease]

I was thinking and,
well, I have one thing as advantage, I don't think they would sell me cigarretes
at the store, they won't believe Im 21, they'll want to see an ID,
and I don't have one cus Im really lazy.

[Gripper]

Do you have to be 21 to buy cigs in Mexico??

[worldpease]

Ooh, No, you have to be 18... but Im already 21.

[Gripper]

Just young looking,grow a 'tache like Ziggy it'll make you look old :lol:

[enoughfakefiles]

My brother was working in america last year, he went to the store to buy some cigarettes. They asked him for ID, he was 31 at the time.:blink:

[Virtualbody1234]

If you are relying on the fact that you don't have an ID to prevent you from smoking then I'm afraid that nicotine already has you beat!

[twisterX]

Addict Addict Addict

[worldpease]

If you are relying on the fact that you don't have an ID to prevent you from smoking then I'm afraid that nicotine already has you beat!


Addict Addict Addict
You might both be right.
But the fack is that, the lady at the liquor store nows me from the video store,
so she didn't ask for ID, yeah!:01: .
It was $1.80 in US Dlls, the matches are free. lol.
Anyway, I just had one this time, but I have to admit I wanted another.
I guess it could be usefull when I get to work two shifts.

O my god, Im nervous about it,
I can just smoke at work, it would be unthinkable at home.
but, what if it gets out of control.:ermm: .

[Virtualbody1234]

Addict Addict Addict
You might both be right.
But the fack is that, the lady at the liquor store nows me from the video store,
so she didn't ask for ID, yeah!:01: .
It was $1.80 in US Dlls, the matches are free. lol.
Anyway, I just had one this time, but I have to admit I wanted another.
I guess it could be usefull when I get to work two shifts.

O my god, Im nervous about it,
I can just smoke at work, it would be unthinkable at home.
but, what if it gets out of control.:ermm: .
The thing is that it's already "out of control".

Your thinking has been altered from the nicotine and you are relying on your altered thinking to keep it in control. It just doesn't work well.

You think nothing has changed but that is the nature of denial.

[GepperRankins]

dude. if cigs were 90pence i'd do it :smoke:

[manker]

He had one ciggie and didn't like it.

I hardly think that nicotine is altering his thinking. You get more nicotine from a night in the pub :lol:

[GepperRankins]

i bet i could smoke socially like. i tried it a few times. i just don't get addicted :01:

[Virtualbody1234]

i bet i could smoke socially like. i tried it a few times. i just don't get addicted :01:
A fine example of denial.

[GepperRankins]

i bet i could smoke socially like. i tried it a few times. i just don't get addicted :01:
A fine example of denial.
:lol: i knew you'd say that



rly though

[manker]

What, you rly knew he'd say it or you rly could be a social smoker :dabs:

[GepperRankins]

social smoker. i started and stopped a few times at school. only as a social peer pressure thing like. last one i had was when i needed the smoke to do a sort of wind tunnel thing with the home-made projector. i never feel like one. could be because i live with my mam and she smokes 30 a day so my levels are alwyas up. i might just not be wired up right. i've just never smoked cause i needed to :dabs: :denial:


edit: changed cause to because, because i confused myself

[Virtualbody1234]

"Social smoker". :lol: :lol:

[enoughfakefiles]

social smoker. i started and stopped a few times at school. only as a social peer pressure thing like. last one i had was when i needed the smoke to do a sort of wind tunnel thing with the home-made projector. i never feel like one. could be cause i live with my mam and she smokes 30 a day so my levels are alwyas up. i might just not be wired up right. i've just never smoked cause i needed to :dabs: :denial:

So you were smoking in your room.:rolleyes:

Smoking=wanking.:lol:

[manker]

:rodded:

But, if you went to the pub a couple of times a week and smoked like ten ciggies a night for a couple of months, you'd feel a need to smoke outside of the pub too. Since your Mam's cigs are just downstairs, you'd be 'borrowing' a couple in no time.

I reckon.

[GepperRankins]

:rodded:

But, if you went to the pub a couple of times a week and smoked like ten ciggies a night for a couple of months, you'd feel a need to smoke outside of the pub too. Since your Mam's cigs are just downstairs, you'd be 'borrowing' a couple in no time.

I reckon.
probably, but i'm not stupid enough to do that :snooty:

[Virtualbody1234]

:rodded:

But, if you went to the pub a couple of times a week and smoked like ten ciggies a night for a couple of months, you'd feel a need to smoke outside of the pub too. Since your Mam's cigs are just downstairs, you'd be 'borrowing' a couple in no time.

I reckon.
probably, but i'm not stupid enough to do that :snooty:
Are you saying that only stupid people get addicted?

[GepperRankins]

in a way, yes

[Virtualbody1234]

in a way, yes
Yet you say that you already smoke "socially"?

Hmmm. Interesting.

[GepperRankins]

no. i said, i could smoke socially. i have smoked a lot before and never "gave up", it was never a challenge. tbh the longest bout was probably about a fortnight. it just didn't effect me though

[GepperRankins]

btw, it's probably 3 months since i made the projector and a couple of years was my last cig before that

[enoughfakefiles]

The craving never goes away, i stopped smoking 5 years ago and still want one today.

[Virtualbody1234]

The craving never goes away, i stopped smoking 5 years ago and still want one today.
Ah. Now that makes sense.

Good for you for quitting!

[manker]

Are you saying that only stupid people get addicted?in a way, yes:dabs:

[enoughfakefiles]

I'd done over ten years service, man and boy.:dabs:

[Blythorama]

Guillaume I can see you lurking.... are you weeping yet?

[Guillaume]

Yes, but those are tears of joy. At last someone managed to spell my name correctly.
:yahoo:

[GepperRankins]

i always spell..... it correctly :snooty:

[Blythorama]

Yes, but those are tears of joy. At last someone managed to spell my name correctly.
:yahoo:


I copied and pasted it. :P

[Guillaume]

Killjoy :dry:

[Blythorama]

Killjoy :dry:

That was a rod, frenchman. Though not a very good one.:P
I just saw a chihuahua slip over in the snow.:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[enoughfakefiles]

Yes, but those are tears of joy. At last someone managed to spell my name correctly.
:yahoo:


I copied and pasted it. :P

I do that.:lol:

[worldpease]

He had one ciggie and didn't like it.

I hardly think that nicotine is altering his thinking. You get more nicotine from a night in the pub
I agree with manker... ooh wait, more denial right?, lol, Just kidding.

Ok, now I have to go,
my cigs. await me at work, :w00t: .

[manker]

He had one ciggie and didn't like it.

I hardly think that nicotine is altering his thinking. You get more nicotine from a night in the pub
I agree with manker... ooh wait, more denial right?, lol, Just kidding.

Ok, now I have to go,
my cigs. await me at work, :w00t: .
:lol: :lol:

I'm sure you'll be fine; having brown teeth, smelling like a bar stool and having £30 less cash a week than you would if you didn't smoke, gets you more action than you'd think :naughty:

[GepperRankins]

costs him £5 a week :dry:

[manker]

Yeah :dry:

[Gripper]

i bet i could smoke socially like. i tried it a few times. i just don't get addicted :01:
My words exactly...just before I started smoking for over 10 years:lol: :lol: :lol: :w00t: :01:

[GepperRankins]

s'ok. i'm not gonna try *ermm