Cool Smoker

[Agrajag]

Oxymoron

[Aaron_T]

whats an oxymoron, i did know but i forgot :(

[GepperRankins]

wrong

[Gripper]

I thought it was a non sequitar

[Busyman]

whats an oxymoron, i did know but i forgot :(
Contradictory terms applied together as one.

Cool smoker is not an oxymoron.

[GepperRankins]

pretty ugly

[enoughfakefiles]

whats an oxymoron, i did know but i forgot :(
Contradictory terms applied together as one.

Cool smoker is not an oxymoron.

You mean the same but different.:unsure:

[Busyman]

Contradictory terms applied together as one.

Cool smoker is not an oxymoron.

You mean the same but different.:unsure:
No.

Jovial melancholy is an example.

[enoughfakefiles]

You mean the same but different.:unsure:
No.

Jovial melancholy is an example.

What about the word rod.:lol:

[Gripper]

bright night?

[manker]

No.

Jovial melancholy is an example.

What about the word rod.:lol:Disallowed.

Rodding merkins doesn't count :snooty:

[Aaron_T]

i think i get it now :unsure:

[Agrajag]

What about the word rod.:lol:Disallowed.

Rodding merkins doesn't count :snooty:
:P

It is when they think they know what oxymoron means, then explain it incorrectly.

[manker]

Disallowed.

Rodding merkins doesn't count :snooty:
:P

It is when they think they know what oxymoron means, then explain it incorrectly.You must be a grammaticularian, thumbarse thumbarse :dry: :@ :@ :01: :@

[Gripper]

A Fine Mess
A just war
A little big
a little pregnant
A new classic
absolutely unsure
abundant poverty
academic fraternity
Academic sorority
Accidentally on Purpose
accurate estimate
accurate horoscope
accurate rumors
accurate stereotype
acrophobic mountain climber
Act Naturally
active retirement
actual reenactment
acute apathy
acute dullness
adult children
Adult male
advanced BASIC
advanced beginner
Affirmative action
affordable housing
aging yuppie agree to disagree
Airline Food
airline schedules
all alone
All natural artificial flavor
alltogether separate
alone in a crowd
almost candid
Almost done
almost exactly
almost pregnant
Almost Ready
almost safe
almost suddenly
almost surprised
almost totally
alone together
amateur expert
American culture
American education
American English
amicable divorce
among the first
Amtrak schedule
Anarchy Rules!
anonymous colleague anticipated serendipity
anticipating the unanticipated
Anti-Missile Missile
anxious patient
apathetic interest
apathetically urged
Apple tech support
approximate solution
approximately equal
arms limitation
army intelligence
arrogant humility
Artificial Grass
artificial intelligence
assistant supervisor
astronomically small
athletic scholarship
Aunt Jemima Light
Auto Pilot
authentic replica
authentic reproduction
authoritarian anarchy
awfully good
awfully nice
Awfully pretty

[Agrajag]

:P

It is when they think they know what oxymoron means, then explain it incorrectly.You must be a grammaticularian, thumbarse thumbarse :dry: :@ :@ :01: :@
STFU and GTFO, thumbarse.

[enoughfakefiles]

You must be a grammaticularian, thumbarse thumbarse :dry: :@ :@ :01: :@
STFU and GTFO, thumbarse.

:O

Agrajag=busy

[Gripper]

baby giant
baby grand (piano)
bad health
bad luck
Bad Sport
balanced insanity
balding hair
Ball Club
baggy tights
Band Jocks
bankrupt millionaire
barely dressed
Barenaked Ladies
(the rock group)
bass guitar
battle ready
Beaucractic efficiencies
benevolent despot
benign neglect
Benign Tumor
better than new
beyond infinity
big baby
big detail
big sip
big town
bigger half
bingeing on moderation
bipartisan cooperation
bird dog
birth control
Bitter Sweet
Black Gold
(slang for crude oil)
black light
Black Russian
blameless culprit
bland spice
blind eye
blind viewer
blue rose
Blurry vision
boneless ribs
books on tape
border control
boring court jester
boring entertainment
born dead
boxing ring
boyish grandpa

brave politician
brave wimp
brief speech
brief survey
briefing
bright night
bright rain
bright shade
brilliantly dull
budget deficit
Bug Fix
Bug-Free code
bug-free software
build down
bull riding
buried alive
burning cold
business casual
Business Ethics
butthead

[manker]

You must be a grammaticularian, thumbarse thumbarse :dry: :@ :@ :01: :@
STFU and GTFO, thumbarse.You only think you're right because all your flunkies start bandwagoning and agree with you yet no-one ever agrees with me. Ever.

Shit logic :dry:

[Agrajag]

STFU and GTFO, thumbarse.

:O

Agrajag=busy
Everyone knows that, smartass :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Busyman]

STFU and GTFO, thumbarse.You only think you're right because all your flunkies start bandwagoning and agree with you yet no-one ever agrees with me. Ever.

Shit logic :dry:
..or all those flunkies start agreeing with him when he makes shit all of sense.

I know what you mean, mank.:ermm:

[Busyman]

:O

Agrajag=busy
Everyone knows that, smartass :lol: :lol: :lol:
STFU for a moment, me. I have to change into muchspl3. (I killed spl2)

[Gripper]

cafeteria food
Calculated Error
calculated risk
calculated spontaneity
California Culture
California expressway
California style
calm storm
calm winds
camping resort
Canadian Bacon
canned fresh
cardinal sin
Caring Republican
casual chic
casual dress
casual formality
casual intimacy
casual sex
casually concerned
catfish
Cautiously Optimistic
cavalier concern
center around
Central Intelligence Agency
centrally-planned economy
Certain risk
certainly unsure
chaotic organization
cheap gas
cheerful pessimist
cheerful undertaker
cheerfully cynical
cheerfully mournful
Cheese Steak
Cherokee Pioneer
(name of U.S. car)
Chicken fajitas
childproof
chilling fever
Chinese chop suey
Chocolate 'Nilla Wafers
Chow Baby
Christian evolutionist
Christian gangster
Christian militia
CIA cooperation
civil disobedience
civil engineer
CIVIL LITIGATION
Civil Servant
civil service
civil strife
Civil War
civilized warfare
classic new homes
classic rock & roll
clean air
clean boy
clean coal
clean dirt
clean kill
clean litter
clean oil
clean toilet
clear as mud
clearly ambiguous
clearly confused
clearly misunderstood
clever fool
click the start button to shut down
Clinton principles
climb down
clogged drain
close distance
cluster bomb
co-ed fraternity
co-ed sorority
cold fever
cold hotdog
cold sweat
cold toast
Collective liberty
College algebra
college education
college student
colorless kaleidoscope
combative apology
comedic tragedy
Comfortable bra
comfortable neckbrace
Comfortable tights
commercial art
committed schedule
committee decision
committee schedule
Common abnormality
Common courtesy
common sense
Common phenomenon
communist party
comparatively unique
Compassionate Conservative
compassionate editor
Compassionate management
Complete separation
completed research
completed website
completely destroyed
completely educated
completely succinct
completely unfinished
component parts
compulsory volunteers
computer jock
computer science

conciliation court
concrete pad
confident fear
Congressional accountability
Congressional action
Congressional cooperation
Congressional Ethics
Congressional oversight
Congressional responsibility
Congressional wisdom
conscripted volunteer
Conservative Democrat
conservative liberal
considerate boss
consistent discrepancies
consistent uncertainties
consistently inconsistent
conspicuously absent
Constant change
constant infrequent
constant variable
constructive ambiguity
constructive attitude
constructive criticism
constructive negativity
Continuing resolution
contra aid
contra assistance
controlled enthusiasm
controlled chaos
controlled skeptic
controlled-market economy
convenience store
conventional wisdom
Convergent Evolution
corporate conscience
Corporate Culture
corporate ethics
corporate family
corporate planning
correctional institution
council action
countless numbers
Country Music
cowardly lion
crash landing
Creation science
creative destruction
criminal cop
criminal justice
criminal system
crisis management
critical acclaim
cruel kindness
cryocaustic
current history
Curved Line
customer satisfaction
customer service

[Agrajag]

You only think you're right because all your flunkies start bandwagoning and agree with you yet no-one ever agrees with me. Ever.

Shit logic :dry:
..or all those flunkies start agreeing with him when he makes shit all of sense.

I know what you mean, mank.:ermm:
I have flunkies :happy:

Can I get their names, so I can send them on errands, on black Samedi Noir.

[manker]

j2k4 will do it.

His Mam sends him to shop to pick up fags all of the time, he can carry out his flunky duties so killing two birds with one stone :happy:

[Gripper]

daily special
dangerously safe
dark day
dark light
dark star
dark victory
Dead livestock
dead right
deaf listener
debugged program
defensive strike
Deficit spending
definite maybe
degradable plastic
deliberate mistake
deliberate speed
deliberately thoughtless
delicious torment
demanding patient
Democratic Congress
democratic leadership
democratic machine
Department of Interior (responsible for everything outside)
Deregulation Law

designer beer
designer jeans
desktop publishing
detailed summary
devilish angel
devout atheist
diet ice cream
different pattern
diligent sloth
diminished confidence
Diminishing growth
diminutive giants
dim light
dimwit
Dining hall food
direct circumvention
disaster preparedness
disciplined gluttony
discretionary rules
disposable income
disposable products with a lifetime guarantee
distant relative
divided unity
divorce court
Dodge Ram
Doing Nothing
dollar value
domestic bliss
domestic cooperation
domestic violence
doorstop
double solitaire
Doubting believers
drawing a blank
dress pants
Dressy Casual
driving pleasure
Droning Silence
Dry beer
dry creek
dry humor
Dry Ice
Dry Lake
dry martini
dry pond
dry snow
Dry Wine
dull acupuncturists
dull knife
dull needle
dull roar
dull shine
dying is a part of life
dynamic monotone
dynamic stability

[Agrajag]

j2k4 will do it.

His Mam sends him to shop to pick up fags all of the time, he can carry out his flunky duties so killing two birds with one stone :happy:
I'll get him to pick me up a free microwave.

[Gripper]

Make sure he keeps the receipt so's he can get the rebate

[Agrajag]

Make sure he keeps the receipt so's he can get the rebate
Mais oui, obviousement.

[GepperRankins]

i = jesus2004?

[Gripper]

easy labor (childbirth)
easy payments
Easy problem
easy task
easy to follow directions
economic forecast
economic reform
economic stability
educated consumer
educated guess
educational administration
Educational television
Educational TV
effective compassion
elected king
elementary calculus
elevated subway
elite rabble
eloquent silence
energetic exhaustion
enough time
enormously small
Enquiring minds
entertaining sermon
enthusiastic indifference
Environmentalist bumper sticker
equally diverse
equal justice
equal opportunity
ergonomic keyboard
Escaped inmate
eschew obfuscation
essential luxury
essential service
eternal life
ethical hackers
Ethiopian Feast
ethnic cleansing
European Community
evaporated milk
even odds
evolutionary fact
evolutionary technology
Evolutionary Theory
exact estimate
executive assistant
Executive decision executive secretary
expected serendipity
expected surprise
Expect the unexpected
explicit innuendo
explicitly ambiguous
express bus
express line
express mail
express ways
expressive silence
Extended Deadline
extensive briefing
Extinct Life Form
extra oridanary
extra money
extra time
extremely average
extremely bland
extremely neutral
Eyes Wide Shut

[Busyman]

j2k4 will do it.

His Mam sends him to shop to pick up fags all of the time, he can carry out his flunky duties so killing two birds with one stone :happy:
I'll get him to pick me up a free microwave.
Make sure he doesn't steal it...you know, make sure he has a proper receipt and all.:mellow:

[Agrajag]

I'll get him to pick me up a free microwave.
Make sure he doesn't steal it...you know, make sure he has a proper receipt and all.:mellow:
Nah, I want him to steal it.

Why should I pay for stuff I take.

[Busyman]

Make sure he doesn't steal it...you know, make sure he has a proper receipt and all.:mellow:
Nah, I want him to steal it.

Why should I pay for stuff I take.
Well....uh....you're not if he steals it. That's what a flunky does.:blink:

[Yogi]

Sweet Busyman.

[Busyman]

Sweet Busyman.
:blushing:

[GepperRankins]

one can be a cool smoker :fist:

[Yogi]

Sweet Busyman.
:blushing:

See??

Even your reply is oxymoronic!!:lol: (is that a word??)

[Yogi]

one can be a cool smoker :fist:


I am right now.

I smoke and i'm freezing......

[Agrajag]

Nah, I want him to steal it.

Why should I pay for stuff I take.
Well....uh....you're not if he steals it.
Maybe where you come from, thief.

[Busyman]

Well....uh....you're not if he steals it.
Maybe where you come from, thief.
Nah where anyone's from, thiefocrite.