Cold remedies please....

[Blythorama]

I think I am getting ill. I've got no motivation, my throat hurts, I can't be bothered to move, I keep sneezing, and my head is thumping. I've taken some pills and still feel horrible. I've just found out I'm needed at work from five.

I feel very sorry for myself. Cold remedies please....:cry:

[Mr. Mulder]

normal cold or man sized cold? :unsure:

[Blythorama]

Full-on hacking cough and snot attack with accompanying headache. I don't get man-sized colds because I'm not a man, and also nothing is worse than a man-sized cold, according to ill men.

[Mr. Mulder]

a noice spicy curry clears your senses ftw, and some vodka in coffee does help sum-wot :01:

[Blythorama]

a noice spicy curry clears your senses ftw, and some vodka in coffee does help sum-wot :01:


Sounds great but turning up to work half-cut and sticking of curry isn't really an option... though on second thoughts, half the sarcastic, smelly old feckers I work with won't notice anyway. Full on headache now. GOing to lay down for a bit...

[Proper Bo]

wuss

[Blythorama]

wuss


Caught it from you anyway, you virulent, contagious, interweb sickness-spreader.

[manker]

Full-on hacking cough and snot attack with accompanying headache. I don't get man-sized colds because I'm not a man, and also nothing is worse than a man-sized cold, according to ill men.Indeed, you should be glad that you haven't got a man cold.

Women will never understand :no:

Women's colds can be attended to by dabbing a tissue on the nose at 45 minute intervals. If you're cooking or washing-up -- kitchen roll is an acceptable substitute.

[Proper Bo]

wuss

Caught it from you anyway, you virulent, contagious, interweb sickness-spreader.

Pfft, if you'd caught it off me, it'd be a man-cold, I don't do wussy colds:01:

[Blythorama]

Full-on hacking cough and snot attack with accompanying headache. I don't get man-sized colds because I'm not a man, and also nothing is worse than a man-sized cold, according to ill men.Indeed, you should be glad that you haven't got a man cold.

Women will never understand :no:

Women's colds can be attended to by dabbing a tissue on the nose at 45 minute intervals. If you're cooking or washing-up -- kitchen roll is an acceptable substitute.

45 minutes? Welsh-boy, you underestimate me. I'm going through a whole toilet roll in about half an hour. Could fill a bathtub with my snot in no time. Man cold's are a fallacy, don't exist. Its just a ploy to remain incumbant and whinging on the sofa while girl-person attends his needs.:cry:

[Proper Bo]

Yes, milk, no sugar please.

[Blythorama]

Yes, milk, no sugar please.


Have run out of tea bags. Too ill to go to the shop. :cry:

[Proper Bo]

coffee will do, although no milk with that

[DorisInsinuate]

Eat garlic, lots of garlic.

[Blythorama]

coffee will do, although no milk with that


Good, because I have no milk either. Unless I milk the cat. :blink:

[Blythorama]

Eat garlic, lots of garlic.


I'll dissolve. Vampyric tendencies. :(

[manker]

Indeed, you should be glad that you haven't got a man cold.

Women will never understand :no:

Women's colds can be attended to by dabbing a tissue on the nose at 45 minute intervals. If you're cooking or washing-up -- kitchen roll is an acceptable substitute.

45 minutes? Welsh-boy, you underestimate me. I'm going through a whole toilet roll in about half an hour. Could fill a bathtub with my snot in no time. Man cold's are a fallacy, don't exist. Its just a ploy to remain incumbant and whinging on the sofa while girl-person attends his needs.:cry:Blyth has got a man cold!!111!

Quickly, check your throat for un pomme de Adam.

[Proper Bo]

check your pants for a peen too, ugly

[manker]

Judging my the avatar, I still would.

Man cold or not :snooty:

[DorisInsinuate]

Judging my the avatar
:mellow:

[Blythorama]

check your pants for a peen too, ugly


Bo. You're just jealous because if I was a man, I'd have a bigger knob than you, yer heshe tranny jessy.

Been a while since there was one of them anywhere near my pants anyhow. :cry:

[Blythorama]

Judging my the avatar, I still would.

Man cold or not :snooty:


I'm actually the man on the right....:lol:

[Mr. Mulder]

curry with vodka in it might be an all round cure


...will see later on :shifty:

[Proper Bo]

check your pants for a peen too, ugly

Bo. You're just jealous because if I was a man, I'd have a bigger knob than you, yer heshe tranny jessy.

Been a while since there was one of them anywhere near my pants anyhow. :cry:

It's been a while since a "heshe tranny jessy" has been near your pants? Is that some kind of desperate/pervy plea?:blink:

[Blythorama]

Bo. You're just jealous because if I was a man, I'd have a bigger knob than you, yer heshe tranny jessy.

Been a while since there was one of them anywhere near my pants anyhow. :cry:

It's been a while since a "heshe tranny jessy" has been near your pants? Is that some kind of desperate/pervy plea?:blink:


Shit, I'm a muppet. Although a Heshe tranny jessy does sound quite appealing in a weird and kinky way. Bring it on.

:lol: :lol:

[manker]

Judging my the avatar
:mellow:Freudian slip :naughty:

[Proper Bo]

It's been a while since a "heshe tranny jessy" has been near your pants? Is that some kind of desperate/pervy plea?:blink:

Shit, I'm a muppet. Although a Heshe tranny jessy does sound quite appealing in a weird and kinky way. Bring it on.

:lol: :lol:

:unsure:

[Gripper]

I shall be round toot sweet to apply vigorous rubbing of Vicks on your chesty bits

[Blythorama]

I shall be round toot sweet to apply vigorous rubbing of Vicks on your chesty bits


You sweety. Thanks for that selfless guesture. :ermm:

[Gripper]

I shall be round toot sweet to apply vigorous rubbing of Vicks on your chesty bits


You sweety. Thanks for that selfless guesture. :ermm:
You are welcome,anything to help a lady:D

[Blythorama]

You sweety. Thanks for that selfless guesture. :ermm:
You are welcome,anything to help a lady:D

I'm a lady? :ph34r:

[Gripper]

You are welcome,anything to help a lady:D

I'm a lady? :ph34r:
Yes an I'm a proper Gentleman:shifty:

[Proper Bo]

No, I'm proper

[enoughfakefiles]

If you need help to sweat your cold out blyth, i'll gladly put my name forward.:naughty:

[Blythorama]

If you need help to sweat your cold out blyth, i'll gladly put my name forward.:naughty:


You gonna buy me an electric blanket? People are so nice on here!
My cold is worse, and not helped by a substantial hangover. Today I will mostly be lurking grumpily. :angry:

[manker]

I think I will join you in lurking grumpily, how come a half inch of snow made everyone, except me, late for work.

For half an hour I had to make my own tea and answer the phones :@

[Guillaume]

Calling in sick FTW!


Well, not me, obviously.

[Blythorama]

I think I will join you in lurking grumpily, how come a half inch of snow made everyone, except me, late for work.

For half an hour I had to make my own tea and answer the phones :@

It's an excuse to stay in bed for a while longer. I don't have that excuse as I'm working from home today. I could say that I was trapped by half an inch of snow surrounding my bedroom, but seeing as my pc is in here with me, I don't think it would work!

manker, if I paid you, could you make me tea and screen my calls? I have deadlines today and people are chasing me.:cry:

[GepperRankins]

we gots no snow :dry:

[Blythorama]

we gots no snow :dry:

How come? Where are you, Mars?:lol:

[GepperRankins]

kinda

[GepperRankins]

we haven't had much snow here for years. when i was yay high we made igloos. for the last few years we've struggled with snowballs :(

[Blythorama]

we haven't had much snow here for years. when i was yay high we made igloos. for the last few years we've struggled with snowballs :(


It's that global warming wots to blame. Fo'sure. When I was a little Blyth, me mammy and I had ter dig ourselves out o the house. I remember sinking up to me knees in snow. In the good ol' days you could mek a whole family of Snowmen, and not have to go rootling around the tops of car wheels to have enough left to chuck at yer mates. :lol:

[GepperRankins]

whoa. it's all dry out, like a desert or something :fear:

[Blythorama]

whoa. it's all dry out, like a desert or something :fear:


Is blizzards here. Can't see out the windows. Getting a bit scared. :unsure:

[GepperRankins]

lucky cow :(

[Blythorama]

lucky cow :(


When the night falls and the wolves come howling round my window you won't think I'm so lucky. :cry:

[GepperRankins]

at least it'll be an adventure. i just got a nippy day :fist:

[Blythorama]

at least it'll be an adventure. i just got a nippy day :fist:

Better get me big red duffle coat and head off to me nans' house, skipping through the wildwoods, stopping at the woodcutters' along the way. Tra la la la la! (been nice knowing ya'll)

[GepperRankins]

:unsure: you taking the piss? :ermm:

[Blythorama]

:unsure: you taking the piss? :ermm:

Nope! The wolves are gonna get me when I next go to the shop. I'm running out of tabs... I have to venture out sometime soon and run the glowing-eyed canine gauntlet. I can see them milling around by the lamppost outside, looking expectantly up at my window.

[GepperRankins]

do they really have wolves in wales :unsure:

[manker]

I think I will join you in lurking grumpily, how come a half inch of snow made everyone, except me, late for work.

For half an hour I had to make my own tea and answer the phones :@

It's an excuse to stay in bed for a while longer. I don't have that excuse as I'm working from home today. I could say that I was trapped by half an inch of snow surrounding my bedroom, but seeing as my pc is in here with me, I don't think it would work!

manker, if I paid you, could you make me tea and screen my calls? I have deadlines today and people are chasing me.:cry:Sure, it wouldn't be me personally but I've a useless office junior who makes nice tea, fails to post my post but has awesome tits.

She could do it :01:

[manker]

do they really have wolves in wales :unsure::dabs:

[GepperRankins]

you herd

[manker]

Flock off.

[GepperRankins]

sowwy :cry:

[manker]

I thought we were going to have a conversation using collective nouns in lieu of verbs :dabs:

[GepperRankins]

i don't watt that means

[manker]

Herd instead of heard, flock instead of fuck ... .

Anyhow, rod off :P

[GepperRankins]

wierd ellipsis

[Blythorama]

It's an excuse to stay in bed for a while longer. I don't have that excuse as I'm working from home today. I could say that I was trapped by half an inch of snow surrounding my bedroom, but seeing as my pc is in here with me, I don't think it would work!

manker, if I paid you, could you make me tea and screen my calls? I have deadlines today and people are chasing me.:cry:Sure, it wouldn't be me personally but I've a useless office junior who makes nice tea, fails to post my post but has awesome tits.

She could do it :01:

As long as she can screen pissed-off people and fetch me things on demand, she's hired.

[Blythorama]

I thought we were going to have a conversation using collective nouns in lieu of verbs :dabs:

Won't happen. I have my Pride you know. :lol:

[manker]

wierd ellipsis
JP thinks it's a tad elaborate but if I use one on the end of a sentence, I add a space and a full stop :happy:

He's rubbish at ellipses anyway.

[manker]

Sure, it wouldn't be me personally but I've a useless office junior who makes nice tea, fails to post my post but has awesome tits.

She could do it :01:

As long as she can screen pissed-off people and fetch me things on demand, she's hired.She often has trouble doing the buttons up on her blouse. So she may have a little trouble.

Unless the blouse thing is intentional :shifty:

[manker]

I thought we were going to have a conversation using collective nouns in lieu of verbs :dabs:

Won't happen. I have my Pride you know. :lol:Pride isn't a verb - disqualified!

/me can't think of any more atm :dabs:

[Blythorama]

Won't happen. I have my Pride you know. :lol:Pride isn't a verb - disqualified!

/me can't think of any more atm :dabs:

Shit, and I'm meant to be the professional. Going to go and feed myself to the wolves in shame.

Believe me, the blouse thing is definately intenshunal. Unless she is poor, chavesque and buys shoddily made, poor quality, market-stall togs.

Pay the poor thing more, you tight bastard. She needs new clothes. :angry:

[GepperRankins]

Pride isn't a verb - disqualified!

/me can't think of any more atm :dabs:

Shit, and I'm meant to be the professional. Going to go and feed myself to the wolves in shame.

Believe me, the blouse thing is definately intenshunal. Unless she is poor, chavesque and buys shoddily made, poor quality, market-stall togs.



well manker pays her wages

[manker]

No I don't, she's on a yoof training scheme :fist:

[GepperRankins]

another reason why you won't fire her, she costs nowt :rolleyes:


edit: fixeded rwice

[manker]

another reason why you won't fire her, she costs nowt :rolleyes:


edit: fixeded rwiceI already had two very good reasons :naughty:

[GepperRankins]

i hope she's one of those all men are bastards type feminists and finds this thread. you'd be so unemployed :pinch:

[Blythorama]

No I don't, she's on a yoof training scheme :fist:


Makes you a sleazy ol' perve then don't it! :lol: :lol:

[manker]

i hope she's one of those all men are bastards type feminists and finds this thread. you'd be so unemployed :pinch:That's why I don't like people irl knowing I'm manker on the interweb :unsure:

[GepperRankins]

speaking of booleans as variables rawks


did i just mix up languages then?

[manker]

No I don't, she's on a yoof training scheme :fist:


Makes you a sleazy ol' perve then don't it! :lol: :lol:
They sent three seventeen year olds, two female one male. All first year college drop-outs and virtually useless to me apart from for tea-making and filing -- but free.

I picked the one with the biggest tits. Any sane bloke would have done the same :schnauz:

[manker]

speaking of booleans as variables rawks


did i just mix up languages then?Dvb :smilie4:

[GepperRankins]

well, i spoke as if there was a scale of unemployedness. lyke you'd be very unemployed. rly one can be unemployed or not, there be no half way point or owt

[manker]

well, i spoke as if there was a scale of unemployedness. lyke you'd be very unemployed. rly one can be unemployed or not, there be no half way point or owtOh yeah, you can't temper being unemployed.

Je didn't know what a boolean was :dabs:

[GepperRankins]

1 or 0 i think

[manker]

Indeed.

I wonder if anyone will argue about part time work. They're geptards if they do :dabs:

[GepperRankins]

i was expecting you to :dabs:



i'm sure bo will take it up when he wakes

[enoughfakefiles]

Indeed.

I wonder if anyone will argue about part time work. They're geptards if they do :dabs:

You mean have a few temps.:shifty:

[manker]

i was expecting you to :dabs:



i'm sure bo will take it up when he wakes
Yeah, he's a geptard.

I also slightly rodded about college drop outs being virtually useless so maybe he'll bite at that too :schnauz:

[Blythorama]

i would have picked the one who made the best tea, and had the least offensive character. I feel so rubbish now, all I want to do is crawl into bed and expire, but I can't. I want to be unemployed.

[enoughfakefiles]

i would have picked the one who made the best tea, and had the least offensive character. I feel so rubbish now, all I want to do is crawl into bed and expire, but I can't. I want to be unemployed.

Do you need a hand to get into bed.:unsure:

[GepperRankins]

i would have picked the one who made the best tea, and had the least offensive character. I feel so rubbish now, all I want to do is crawl into bed and expire, but I can't. I want to be unemployed.
no, you don't


remember when i went menkal at yogi for stuff like this



you just don't :pinch:

[manker]

i would have picked the one who made the best tea, and had the least offensive character. I feel so rubbish now, all I want to do is crawl into bed and expire, but I can't. I want to be unemployed.I was thinking of economics too.

Customers would rather see a nice looking girl with big tits than a surly male goth.


Still, if anyone found that out and could prove it, I'd be sued or something :dabs:

[Blythorama]

i would have picked the one who made the best tea, and had the least offensive character. I feel so rubbish now, all I want to do is crawl into bed and expire, but I can't. I want to be unemployed.

Do you need a hand to get into bed.:unsure:

I need a hand to get up and crawl over to the bed, or the sofa, or any flat comfy, warm surface. I need someone to make me lemsip and toast and I need someone to finish all my work. This is the only time I miss having a live-in lover. It's shit being ill on your own.

[manker]

i would have picked the one who made the best tea, and had the least offensive character. I feel so rubbish now, all I want to do is crawl into bed and expire, but I can't. I want to be unemployed.
no, you don't


remember when i went menkal at yogi for stuff like this



you just don't :pinch:Yeah, but Yogi is an idiot who really meant it because he's a lazy blight on Dutch society.

Sometimes I wish for unemployment when I've got a hangover ... but not really, like :ermm:

[enoughfakefiles]

Do you need a hand to get into bed.:unsure:

I need a hand to get up and crawl over to the bed, or the sofa, or any flat comfy, warm surface. I need someone to make me lemsip and toast and I need someone to finish all my work. This is the only time I miss having a live-in lover. It's shit being ill on your own.

Is there an opening then.:rolleyes:

[enoughfakefiles]

no, you don't


remember when i went menkal at yogi for stuff like this



you just don't :pinch:Yeah, but Yogi is an idiot who really meant it because he's a lazy blight on Dutch society.

Sometimes I wish for unemployment when I've got a hangover ... but not really, like :ermm:

I remeber that, it was his last strop.:lol:

[manker]

He'll probably leave again now.

Ah well.

[enoughfakefiles]

He'll probably leave again now.

Ah well.

I'm not convined it's really him.:ph34r:

[Blythorama]

i would have picked the one who made the best tea, and had the least offensive character. I feel so rubbish now, all I want to do is crawl into bed and expire, but I can't. I want to be unemployed.
no, you don't


remember when i went menkal at yogi for stuff like this



you just don't :pinch:

I've been on the dole before, and incapacity benefit. I know its not good. However, right now, this second, feeling so shit, I wouldn't mind. I love my job, but I can't be arsed right now.

[Proper Bo]

i was expecting you to :dabs:



i'm sure bo will take it up when he wakes

take what up?

[manker]

i was expecting you to :dabs:



i'm sure bo will take it up when he wakes

take what up?The geptarded counter argument that no-one used.

[Proper Bo]

what might that be? I skipped over the last few pages looking for my name in a vain manner, to see how much I was talked about whilst I wasn't here:snooty:

[manker]

I do that too ftw :01:

[enoughfakefiles]

I didn't know you could catch a cold from replying to a thread. Now i've got one.:dry:

[Gripper]

It's the dam compotor viruses:01: :w00t:

[Blythorama]

I didn't know you could catch a cold from replying to a thread. Now i've got one.:dry:


Never underestimate the virulence of the internet.:ph34r:

[BigBank_Hank]

It’s seems to be spreading.

I was just reading this thread the other day and now I’ve come down with something myself. I was looking forward to having a long weekend but after reading this thread I’m stuck in the house feeling like shit.

[Blythorama]

It’s seems to be spreading.

I was just reading this thread the other day and now I’ve come down with something myself. I was looking forward to having a long weekend but after reading this thread I’m stuck in the house feeling like shit.

mwah ha ha ha ha.
Dontcha just love it when an evil plan comes together....:ph34r:

[enoughfakefiles]

It’s seems to be spreading.

I was just reading this thread the other day and now I’ve come down with something myself. I was looking forward to having a long weekend but after reading this thread I’m stuck in the house feeling like shit.

mwah ha ha ha ha.
Dontcha just love it when an evil plan comes together....:ph34r:

:dry:

[Lilmiss]

i had the flu-thingy the other month.
you get stoned quicker when sick, it rawks. :lookaroun

get a triple hawt brandy, lemon and sugar down ya, followed by 5 more of the same. then wrap yerself in every blanket available, and sweat it out like a cheap acid trip. :01: :happy:

[Blythorama]

I'm not too bad now. I think passing it on to every fecker on the internet helped. Cheap gin and analgesics are also helping, but serving to make me a little random. Whoohoo!

[Lilmiss]

gin? :unsure:
what will you use as paint stripper now?

[Gripper]

Gin = Mothers ruin=why??