Would you rather have sex with...

[Seedler]

Would you rather have sex with a fat, ugly, sweaty and amputated girl

or

your best same-sex friend?


You have to choose one or you'll get ass raped by them both...ouch:O

[ahctlucabbuS]

My posts seems to be lost in the great black sea...

As it happens I already responded to this thread, but my post is lost... ?

How is the advice seeking coming along?

[GepperRankins]

i don't think it'd be possible to get a stiffy :unsure:

[Damnatory]

amputated girl

Arms or Legs? :unsure:

[Monkeee]

i for one choose death

[ziggyjuarez]

i for one choose death
I also would rather die...

[Santa]

http://img300.imageshack.us/img300/8246/flogo3jx.jpg

[IncurableChevy]

What if your best same-sex friend *is* the ugly, sweaty, amputated girl?

[Mr. Mulder]

id hit both.at the same time.twice :naughty:

[4play]

i would have quite a few pints of stella then try me luck with all three of the birds.

[Blythorama]

Same sex best friend, because she's got the limbs to make me a brew afterwards.

[maebach]

I would choose death also.

[manker]

I'd take the amputee.

Never did it with one of those before and Sherilyn Fenn was hawt in Boxing Helena :naughty:

[Blythorama]

I'd take the amputee.

Never did it with one of those before and Sherilyn Fenn was hawt in Boxing Helena :naughty:


I wondered how long it would take for some sicko to pick up on that!

[manker]

I'd take the amputee.

Never did it with one of those before and Sherilyn Fenn was hawt in Boxing Helena :naughty:


I wondered how long it would take for some sicko to pick up on that!You've called me an old perv and a sicko today.

:o :o :o :P

[Blythorama]

I wondered how long it would take for some sicko to pick up on that!You've called me an old perv and a sicko today.

:o :o :o :P


If the flat cap fits, my boy! I'm ill so you'll forgive me, right? At least I haven't called you a tranny-kissing, lipstick-wearing, wanks-through-fishnet-tights, wuss. That one is reserved for Bo.

I'm an old perv anyway. I keep looking at hotties and realising they're no older than 18. :cry:

[manker]

wanks-through-fishnet-tightsSounds hawt :lookaroun

15-18 year old girls who go to pubs and look my age should be barred for life!

[Blythorama]

wanks-through-fishnet-tightsSounds hawt :lookaroun

15-18 year old girls who go to pubs and look my age should be barred for life!

Agreed. :blink:

[manker]

wanks-through-fishnet-tightsSounds hawt :lookaroun

15-18 year old girls who go to pubs and look my age should be barred for life!

Agreed. :blink:Are you agreeing with both or just one of the above statements :unsure:





:naughty:

[Blythorama]

Sounds hawt :lookaroun

15-18 year old girls who go to pubs and look my age should be barred for life!

Agreed. :blink:Are you agreeing with both or just one of the above statements :unsure:





:naughty:
The latter, but to comment on the former,
boys wanking through fishnet tights is pervy, Girls doing same, I happen to know, is rather nice.

[enoughfakefiles]

Agreed. :blink:Are you agreeing with both or just one of the above statements :unsure:





:naughty:
The latter, but to comment on the former,
boys wanking through fishnet tights is pervy, Girls doing same, I happen to know, is rather nice.

O rly.

[manker]

It does sound as if it would be nice, a girl doing it, I mean.

You got any vids or a link to one on Empornium http://www.sighost.us/members/danb/angel_not.gif

[Proper Bo]

You've called me an old perv and a sicko today.

:o :o :o :P

If the flat cap fits, my boy! I'm ill so you'll forgive me, right? At least I haven't called you a tranny-kissing, lipstick-wearing, wanks-through-fishnet-tights, wuss. That one is reserved for Bo.

I'm an old perv anyway. I keep looking at hotties and realising they're no older than 18. :cry:

I didn't realise you'd been looking at me:blink:

on an unrelated note; 19 in a few weeks ftw!1!

[Blythorama]

If the flat cap fits, my boy! I'm ill so you'll forgive me, right? At least I haven't called you a tranny-kissing, lipstick-wearing, wanks-through-fishnet-tights, wuss. That one is reserved for Bo.

I'm an old perv anyway. I keep looking at hotties and realising they're no older than 18. :cry:

I didn't realise you'd been looking at me:blink:

on an unrelated note; 19 in a few weeks ftw!1!

Bo is not a hottie, except in those fishnets. :ph34r:

[Proper Bo]

pfft, how would you know?:snooty:

[manker]

I told her :dabs:

[Busyman]

Would you rather have sex with a fat, ugly, sweaty and amputated girl

or

your best same-sex friend?


You have to choose one or you'll get ass raped by them both...ouch:O
That's easy.....the fat, ugly, sweaty and amputated girl.

Why are you putting Blythorama in this pseudopoll?

Nvm, you said fat.

[Proper Bo]

I told her :dabs:

I hope it was all good:naughty:

[manker]

Would you rather have sex with a fat, ugly, sweaty and amputated girl

or

your best same-sex friend?


You have to choose one or you'll get ass raped by them both...ouch:O
That's easy.....the fat, ugly, sweaty and amputated girl.

Why are you putting Blythorama in this pseudopoll?

Nvm, you said fat.
:blink:

[Blythorama]

Would you rather have sex with a fat, ugly, sweaty and amputated girl

or

your best same-sex friend?


You have to choose one or you'll get ass raped by them both...ouch:O
That's easy.....the fat, ugly, sweaty and amputated girl.

Why are you putting Blythorama in this pseudopoll?

Nvm, you said fat.


Fuck off you sad, smallminded little-dicked wanker.

[manker]

I told her :dabs:

I hope it was all good:naughty:I used you as a hook to get her interested.

Two up later?

[enoughfakefiles]

That's easy.....the fat, ugly, sweaty and amputated girl.

Why are you putting Blythorama in this pseudopoll?

Nvm, you said fat.


Fuck off you sad, smallminded little-dicked wanker.

Did manker tell you that as well.:lol:

[Proper Bo]

:glag: bookends?

[Busyman]

That's easy.....the fat, ugly, sweaty and amputated girl.

Why are you putting Blythorama in this pseudopoll?

Nvm, you said fat.


Fuck off you sad, smallminded little-dicked wanker.
Later, as soon as you get fat (again) and can take your rightful place in this poll. :snooty:

...you cockeyed, shit-for-brained, femur bone.:D

[manker]

Hi.

My name is Busyman and I'm going to say all the things to people on the interweb that I'm too scared to say in real life.

[Blythorama]

Whats with starting on me busy. If you recall the thread you are referring to, I said I am not anorexic. I am a currently a curvy size 12 (uk size) with a healthy relationship with food. I have had experience with the shit you are refering too as you know, but not presently. You complete and utter wanker.

[Busyman]

Hi.

My name is Busyman and I'm going to say all the things to people on the interweb that I'm too scared to say in real life.
Okkkkkayyyy.:huh:

(manker has an identity crisis:unsure: )

[Busyman]

Whats with starting on me busy. If you recall the thread you are referring to, I said I am not anorexic. I am a currently a curvy size 12 (uk size) with a healthy relationship with food. I have had experience with the shit you are refering too as you know, but not presently. You complete and utter wanker.
I didn't say you were anorexic...but you are cockeyed.

[GepperRankins]

Whats with starting on me busy. If you recall the thread you are referring to, I said I am not anorexic. I am a currently a curvy size 12 (uk size) with a healthy relationship with food. I have had experience with the shit you are refering too as you know, but not presently. You complete and utter wanker.
I didn't say you were anorexic...but you are cockeyed.
you said not fat. wtf does that mean, if not to suggest skinny?

[manker]

He's being a cawk to get a reaction, same old, same old.

Blyth - you DARE let him get to you :lol:

[Busyman]

He's being a cawk to get a reaction, same old, same old.

Blyth - you DARE let him get to you :lol:
God forbid any shit flies away from me.:O

(waits for nice remark)

[manker]

He's being a cawk to get a reaction, same old, same old.

Blyth - you DARE let him get to you :lol:
God forbid any shit flies away from me.:O

(waits for nice remark)You're probably very good with colours.

[Busyman]

God forbid any shit flies away from me.:O

(waits for nice remark)You're probably very good with colours.
Heyyyy!!! That was aight. :clap:

Coulda done much better tho'. :ermm:

[manker]

http://www.gocontinental.com/photos2/basil_tony2a.jpg

:P

[Proper Bo]

:glag:

[Busyman]

http://www.gocontinental.com/photos2/basil_tony2a.jpg

:P
:lol: :lol: :lol: Damn!!!

[Gripper]

Just go with the amputee seedler,it'll be just like shagging your pillow but more fun :)

[enoughfakefiles]

Just go with the amputee seedler,it'll be just like shagging your pillow but more fun :)

There sounds a voice of expierience.:schnauz:

[Gripper]

Least I wasn't tempted by mankys teddy

[manker]

Least I wasn't tempted by mankys teddyhttp://static.last.fm/avatar/9f2c150cd9dae9ab851b187ccaedaa55.jpg




I was just looking for the original to that, a much bigger pic, not just the avatar cut out.

Can't find it :dabs:

[enoughfakefiles]

Least I wasn't tempted by mankys teddyhttp://static.last.fm/avatar/9f2c150cd9dae9ab851b187ccaedaa55.jpg




I was just looking for the original to that, a much bigger pic, not just the avatar cut out.

Can't find it :dabs:

Try looking in the bedroom.:unsure:

[manker]

Not got it any more.

It went manky :dabs:

[Yogs]

I would take the elevator.