What if...

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

...the hokipoki really IS what it's all about?:fear:

[Lilmiss]

i thought it was a hygiene regime. :unsure:

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

I thought it was a mantra we sung in infinite loop so as cthulhu could obtain world domination and make me wear itchy socks, my psychologist says I'm just trying for more pills.

[Lilmiss]

dont let him drug you!
he knows you are onto some huge secret, and is just waiting for fbi to show up with big sticks and hosepipes. :unsure:

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

...It's a she...

[Gripper]

In out in out shake it all about......ohhhhh do the hoki poki....ohhhhhhhhhhhh...do the hoki poki.
Damn girl I think you're on to something!!!!

[Lilmiss]

maybe she mass produces said socks through subliminal messgaes in catchy, yet annoying, wedding songs then offers her services to help you recover from the ordeal. :unsure:

[Gripper]

Do you think the Chicken dance is another call to Cthulla

[Lilmiss]

dunno, but i'm gonna look into the side effects of Jive Bunny before indulging anymore. :unsure:

[Gripper]

It's.............Greeeeased Lightninnnnnnng

[Yogs]

What "what if???" ???:blink:

I thought of all peeps here you would know it all is about the hokipoki.:w00t:

[clocker]

What "what if???" ???:blink:

I thought of all peeps here you would know it all is about the hokipoki.:w00t:
The "hokipoki"?
Since when was Hawaii's #1 sport a call to the Old Ones?

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

*sing*You do the hokipoki and you turn around that's what it's all about! See!*sing*

[Yogs]

What "what if???" ???:blink:

I thought of all peeps here you would know it all is about the hokipoki.:w00t:
The "hokipoki"?
Since when was Hawaii's #1 sport a call to the Old Ones?

Since when is SGG one of the old ones????:blink:

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

Woof. :happy:

[Yogs]

Woof Woof!!:w00t:

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

:fear: Meow!?

[tesco]

Mooo

[clocker]

Where is manker when he's really needed?
This should be the "hokey-pokey" ffs.

Sorry.
I just can't let the title of my favorite song be bastardized like that.

[Yogs]

Mehhhhhhh!!!!! Mehh.......:lookaroun

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

Gggrrrrrrrrrr-POW!!!

[Gripper]

You put your left arm in, your left arm out
In out, in out, you shake it all about
You do the Hokey Cokey and you turn around
That's what it's all about
Whoa-o the Hokey Cokey
Whoa-o the Hokey Cokey
Whoa-o the Hokey Cokey
Knees bent, arms stretched
Raa raa raa
You put your right arm in, your right arm out
In out, in out, you shake it all about
You do the Hokey Cokey and you turn around
That's what it's all about
Whoa-o the Hokey Cokey
Whoa-o the Hokey Cokey
Whoa-o the Hokey Cokey
Knees bent, arms stretched
Raa raa raa
You put your left leg in, your left leg out
In out, in out, you shake it all about
You do the Hokey Cokey and you turn around
That's what it's all about
Whoa-o the Hokey Cokey
Whoa-o the Hokey Cokey
Whoa-o the Hokey Cokey
Knees bent, arms stretched
Raa raa raa
You put your right leg in, your right leg out
In out, in out, you shake it all about
You do the Hokey Cokey and you turn around
That's what it's all about
Whoa-o the Hokey Cokey
Whoa-o the Hokey Cokey
Whoa-o the Hokey Cokey
Knees bent, arms stretched
Raa raa raa
You put your whole self in, your whole self out
In out, in out, you shake it all about
You do the Hokey Cokey and you turn around
That's what it's all about
Whoa-o the Hokey Cokey
Whoa-o the Hokey Cokey
Whoa-o the Hokey Cokey
Knees bent, arms stretched
Raa raa raa
Whoa-o the Hokey Cokey
Whoa-o the Hokey Cokey
Whoa-o the Hokey Cokey
Knees bent, arms stretched
Raa raa raa

Alternative Wording

When I was a kid, we didn't sing "knees bent, arms stretched Raa Raa Raa", but "That's what it's all about. OY!":01: :w00t: :01:

[Yogs]

Mmmmwauadjzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!!! http://www.cosgan.de/images/smilie/froehlich/c010.gif poing........ http://www.cosgan.de/images/smilie/froehlich/a050.gif

[Gripper]

Do you Hokey cokey in Holland?
We all stand in a big cicle ,hold hands and when you get to this bit:Whoa-o the Hokey Cokey
Whoa-o the Hokey Cokey
Whoa-o the Hokey Cokey
we all run in towards the middle and back out.
T'is most fun when pished!!!!

[Yogs]

Well in Holland we do Smokey Pokey
In out, in out, you inhale it all about
You do the Smokey Pokey
and you blow around
That's what it's all about

[Gripper]

Methinks you'se talking about something totally different :naughty:

[Yogs]

Methinks you'se talking about something totally different :naughty:

Well, they mix really good; the smokey and the cokey........... http://www.cosgan.de/images/smilie/sportlich/a065.gif

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

I always remember it as

You put your left arm in, your left arm out
In out, in out, you shake it all about
You do the HokeyPokey and you turn around
That's what it's all about, see!
Ooooh, hokey-pokey-pokey!
Ooooh, hokey-pokey-pokey!
Ooooh, hokey-pokey-pokey!
Knees bent, arms streched, raa raa raa!

And so on. :unsure:

[HeavyMetalParkingLot]

Could it be related to the Time Warp song?

Riff Raff: It's astounding
Time is fleeting
Madness takes its toll
But listen closely

Magenta: Not for very much longer

Riff Raff: I've got to keep control
I remember doing the Time Warp
Drinking those moments when
The blackness would hit me

Riff and Magenta: And the void would be calling

Chorus: Let's do the Time Warp again
Let's do the Time Warp again

Criminologist: It's just a jump to the left

Chorus: And then a step to the right

Criminologist: With your hands on your hips

Chorus: You bring your knees in tight
But it's the pelvic thrust
That really drives you insane
Let's do the Time Warp again
Let's do the Time Warp again

Magenta: It's so dreamy
Oh, fantasy free me
So you can't see me
No, not at all
In another dimension
With voyeuristic intention
Well secluded, I see all

Riff Raff: With a bit of a mind flip

Magenta: You're into the time slip

Riff Raff: And nothing can ever be the same

Magenta: You're spaced out on sensation

Riff Raff: Like you're under sedation

Chorus: Let's do the Time Warp again
Let's do the Time Warp again

Columbia: Well I was walking down the street
Just a having a think
When a snake of a guy gave me an evil wink
He shook-a me up, he took me by surprise
He had a pick up truck and the devil's eyes
He stared at me and I felt a change
Time meant nothing, never would again

Chorus: Let's do the Time Warp again
Let's do the Time Warp again

Criminologist: It's just a jump to the left

Chorus: And then a step to the right

Criminologist: With your hands on your hips

Chorus: You bring your knees in tight
But it's the pelvic thrust
That really drives you insane
Let's do the Time Warp again
Let's do the Time Warp again

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

I love that movie. :happy:

[Gripper]

My karaoke song

[Proper Bo]

Replace the words "hokey cokey" with "Shola Ameobi" and then you've got yerself a song!

although not as good as "shoes off, if you love the toon!":snooty: