I really need some help!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Yogs]

It finally happened!!!

This is teh moment i've been waiting for!!!!

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0006709M6.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

My true dreamprincess is single again.........:w00t:

This is my chance to strike gold!!!:naughty:


I have Fre's permission to pursue my dream!!!:01:

She says i can have Jessica, as long as i won't sign a prenup.........:happy:

Fre figures i can stand living with Jessica for a week at most......:(

Making me come back even more appreciative and forever in dept......:lookaroun

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But here is the deal; ya all know me, all confident behind the keys,

but getting to meet this modern day icon of natural beauty and charisma

(and intelligence!!!)is some other beef, so to speak.:unsure:


Yeah, i know, i should work on my weight, so i ordered a dvd by another

icon.............:01:

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0000541WK.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg


But that will not get me there, not even close............:cry:

So i need some good tips from you guys and girls, on how to seduce

Jessica and get her to marry me........... :wub:


I really appreciate all the help i can get!!!!


Oh, and i allready know she doesn't like buffalo.........



YoFoolInLove

[maebach]

you need money.

[Monkeee]

too late, she's already mine

[S!X]

Id hit that from the back like asap. (JS lol)

[manker]

Id hit that from the back like asap.If you fancy Yogi, just pm him.

He'd go for you, I reckon.

[S!X]

Id hit that from the back like asap.If you fancy Yogi, just pm him.

He'd go for you, I reckon.

:dry:

[crysmileyguy!]

Id hit that from the back like asap.If you fancy Yogi, just pm him.

He'd go for you, I reckon.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
:cry:

[S!X]

:cry:


Emo.

[Damnatory]

you need money.
And your own personal emo boy band.

[Santa]

insider information tip:
Jessica likes little furry animals (and alot of mirrors)

[FLipSTyLeZ]

Stop picking your boogers for once.

[sArA]

Yogi...I am sure that your charm and wit will win her over....you just need to meet, and I bet it will be love at first sight.

[Mr. Mulder]

sArA -> sara :o

[Santa]

btw - Fre's acceptance of Jessica in your life could be a sneaky move on her part to go with Sylvester Stallone's brother. (Rob)

[Yogs]

insider information tip:
Jessica likes little furry animals (and alot of mirrors)


Thanks!!!:)

I knew you would be helpful.....:w00t:

Teh furry things is allready there.

And my pond is frozen, making a giant mirror!!:01:

[Yogs]

Stop picking your boogers for once.


Really strong tip there.:w00t:

I'll change my av rightaway!!:01:

Thanks.:)

That was actually just a pose.:cool:

Personally i like picking my ears better..........:rolleyes:

[Yogs]

Yogi...I am sure that your charm and wit will win her over....you just need to meet, and I bet it will be love at first sight.


Sara, you allways know to touch the right button......:blushing:

And to be honest, i think the same.:01:

But how do i hook up with her???

I tried emailing [email protected] , but that turned out to be

a dragqueen..........:cry:

[Yogs]

btw - Fre's acceptance of Jessica in your life could be a sneaky move on her part to go with Sylvester Stallone's brother. (Rob)


Good point.....:(

But i just will have to make a saccrifice, won't i???:01:



@Linkin: Thanks for your sweet PM. Could you send me another picture without the wig.............???:unsure:

[sArA]

sArA -> sara :o

Meh...I was bored, and rossco was online sooooo....:blushing:

@ Yogi...I guess its just a case of buying a plane ticket and hanging round her house all day........:ph34r:

[Yogs]

sArA -> sara :o

Meh...I was bored, and rossco was online sooooo....:blushing:

@ Yogi...I guess its just a case of buying a plane ticket and hanging round her house all day........:ph34r:


But that is what Nick did, basically..........(her ex):dry:

Shouldn't i first send her some roses???:happy:

http://i.ivillage.com/17/_img_/stars/coverstory/at_bb_cst_jessicasimpson.gif

Or a good book.............???:unsure:

[manker]

sArA -> sara :o

Meh...I was bored, and rossco was online sooooo....:blushing: :ermm:

I thought one of your kids did it for a laugh.

[Yogs]

Jessica: Is that weird, taking my Louis Vuitton bag camping?


She asks the questions that matter!!! :wub: