What the fuck are you up to this weekend?

[Cheese]

I wanted to title this thread "What the fuck are you cunts up to this weekend?" in honour of that great scene in SOTD when he asks "Can I get any of you cunts a drink?" Classic.

Anyhow, my weekend will be spent writing up some notes about Tennessee Williams and then starting an essay on William Hazlitt. Might have a drink at some point as well...:unsure:

[peat moss]

Suppose to snow all weeked so no soccer , probably housework and tinkering on the computer .

[crysmileyguy!]

ill be giving the hand the old 1 2

[Aaron_T]

work :(

5 hours tonight 10 hours tomorrow :cry:

[maebach]

P.D. Day today (Friday), so it's long weekend for me. And a lot of french and physics homework. :(

[Guillaume]

Trying to understand why the hell that fucking computer won't boot. :frusty:

[Busyman]

Saturday
1. Install gutter covers in front of house
2. Bag patio furniture cushions, gazebo cover and enclosures
3. Finish breaking down gazebo
4. Blow all leaves into the woods
5. Mow backyard lawn
6. Cover deck and patio furniture with tarps
7. Buy Troy Bilt Generator 5550 watts model 1919 at Lowe's $700 and extra hose and clamps for sump pump water runout
8. Pay Sear's credit card off $2600
9. Birthday party for friend's kid 1pm
10. YMCA 45 minutes - arms, legs, abs, cardio/3 miles
11. Research cost for wraparound gravel driveway
12. Work on first 2 screenplays, finish 2 songs.
13. Get court documents together
14. Get tax documents for 2004 together
15. Order Oppo DVD player $200
16. If have babysitter, use movie passes for Aeon Flux or Get Rich Or Die Tryin'

Sunday
1. Jump the Camry
2. YMCA 45 minutes - chest, back, abs
3. Go see mom to get small stainless steel microwave
4. Work on first 2 screenplays
5. Wash clothes
5. Iron clothes
5. Computer time for my kid
5. Watch football
6. Math and phonics with my kid.
7. WhAtEvErThEfUcK for the rest of the evening

[Seedler]

P.D. Day today (Friday), so it's long weekend for me. And a lot of french and physics homework. :(

WTF? PD Day? omg I called in sick dammit... anyways, PM me for homework or get ur ass on MSN

[Blythorama]

Saturday
1. Taking busymans gutter covers down. Bring on the leaves.
2. Stealing busymans garden furniture
3. Building a gazebo for busyman
4. Blow the woods into busymans garden
5. Plant unkempt lawn
6. Steal tarps. Expose embarrassed decking.
7. Sell the generator. Buy busyman a waterwheel.
8. Max out Sears credit card on liposuction for busyman.
9. Disguised as scary magician, break into childs party and cause mayhem
10. Eat many pies
11. Research cost of wraparound skirt for busyman.
12. Point out glaring mistakes in busyman's screenplays, sell songs to a busking tramp.
13. Iron convict's suit in preparation for busy going to court.
14. Remove and burn Tax documents.
15. Buy busyman a wind-up tractor.
16. Tell babysitter of busymans alter-ego as a transvestite stripper.

[DorisInsinuate]

I'm going home, very little work will probably get done.

[enoughfakefiles]

Saturday
1. Taking busymans gutter covers down. Bring on the leaves.
2. Stealing busymans garden furniture
3. Building a gazebo for busyman
4. Blow the woods into busymans garden
5. Plant unkempt lawn
6. Steal tarps. Expose embarrassed decking.
7. Sell the generator. Buy busyman a waterwheel.
8. Max out Sears credit card on liposuction for busyman.
9. Disguised as scary magician, break into childs party and cause mayhem
10. Eat many pies
11. Research cost of wraparound skirt for busyman.
12. Point out glaring mistakes in busyman's screenplays, sell songs to a busking tramp.
13. Iron convict's suit in preparation for busy going to court.
14. Remove and burn Tax documents.
15. Buy busyman a wind-up tractor.
16. Tell babysitter of busymans alter-ego as a transvestite stripper.

rly.

I'm never drinking again.:dabs:

[Busyman]

Saturday
1. Taking busymans gutter covers down. Bring on the leaves.
2. Stealing busymans garden furniture
3. Building a gazebo for busyman
4. Blow the woods into busymans garden
5. Plant unkempt lawn
6. Steal tarps. Expose embarrassed decking.
7. Sell the generator. Buy busyman a waterwheel.
8. Max out Sears credit card on liposuction for busyman.
9. Disguised as scary magician, break into childs party and cause mayhem
10. Eat many pies
11. Research cost of wraparound skirt for busyman.
12. Point out glaring mistakes in busyman's screenplays, sell songs to a busking tramp.
13. Iron convict's suit in preparation for busy going to court.
14. Remove and burn Tax documents.
15. Buy busyman a wind-up tractor.
16. Tell babysitter of busymans alter-ego as a transvestite stripper.
:lol: :lol: :lol:

[Blythorama]

Saturday
1. Taking busymans gutter covers down. Bring on the leaves.
2. Stealing busymans garden furniture
3. Building a gazebo for busyman
4. Blow the woods into busymans garden
5. Plant unkempt lawn
6. Steal tarps. Expose embarrassed decking.
7. Sell the generator. Buy busyman a waterwheel.
8. Max out Sears credit card on liposuction for busyman.
9. Disguised as scary magician, break into childs party and cause mayhem
10. Eat many pies
11. Research cost of wraparound skirt for busyman.
12. Point out glaring mistakes in busyman's screenplays, sell songs to a busking tramp.
13. Iron convict's suit in preparation for busy going to court.
14. Remove and burn Tax documents.
15. Buy busyman a wind-up tractor.
16. Tell babysitter of busymans alter-ego as a transvestite stripper.
:lol: :lol: :lol:


wassermatter? Don't you want a waterwheel! :blink: :lol:

[Busyman]

:lol: :lol: :lol:


wassermatter? Don't you want a waterwheel! :blink: :lol:
Nah it's just you're my undo function.

[Blythorama]

wassermatter? Don't you want a waterwheel! :blink: :lol:
Nah it's just you're my undo function.


:lol: :lol: :lol:

Just wait till you need a shit. :pinch:

[enoughfakefiles]

I'm getting an even steven.........:rolleyes:

[Damnatory]

"The same thing we do every night Pinky, try to take over th......" :ermm: ack erm. cough.

Parties as usual. I know, it's tough being me... :01:

[Mr. Mulder]

at the girlfriends all weekend, wont be having any drinks :ermm:

[Busyman]

at the girlfriends all weekend, wont be having any drinks :ermm:
You should try getting drunk together. It can be most fun and better than getting drunk with some woman you met at a club.:unsure:

[JPaul]

at the girlfriends all weekend, wont be having any drinks :ermm:
You should try getting drunk together. It can be most fun and better than getting drunk with some woman you met at a club.:unsure:
Maybe he met his girlfriend at a club.:blink:

[Mr. Mulder]

ive never been to a club? :ermm:

[Busyman]

Nah it's just you're my undo function.


:lol: :lol: :lol:

Just wait till you need a shit. :pinch:
:(

Is this your real job?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v481/gripper103/fudgepacker2vy.jpg

[Cheese]

ive never been to a club? :ermm:

What about Chess Club?

[Busyman]

You should try getting drunk together. It can be most fun and better than getting drunk with some woman you met at a club.:unsure:
Maybe he met his girlfriend at a club.:blink:
Ahhhh....:mellow:

[Mr. Mulder]

ive never been to a club? :ermm:
What about Chess Club?

i can't play chess :cry:

[Blythorama]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Just wait till you need a shit. :pinch:
:(

Is this your real job?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v481/gripper103/fudgepacker2vy.jpg


Being your undo function? No, just a hobby. :P

[JPaul]

Maybe he met his girlfriend at a club.:blink:
Ahhhh....:mellow:
Chess Club, apparentement.

[Blythorama]

What about Chess Club?

i can't play chess :cry:


Fight Club?

[Busyman]

What about Chess Club?

i can't play chess :cry:
No hands or not enough brain?

[Mr. Mulder]

i can't play chess :cry:

Fight Club?

we're not suppose to talk about it :unsure:

[Mr. Mulder]

i can't play chess :cry: No hands or not enough brain?


brane :frusty:

[JPaul]

i can't play chess :cry:
No hands or not enough brain?
Coz let's face it, that's the only sensible options.

[Damnatory]

at the girlfriends all weekend, wont be having any drinks :ermm:
You should try getting drunk together. It can be most fun and better than getting drunk with some woman you met at a club.:unsure:
Been a while since you've been to a club eh? :lol:

[Blythorama]

Fight Club?

we're not suppose to talk about it :unsure:
:lol: :lol: :lol:

[Dark Steno]

What about Chess Club?

i can't play chess :cry:
:yahoo:

[Peerzyman]

I'm gonna shoot me some merkins :@

[Dark Steno]

I dunno what to do this weekend.

[DanB]

Tonight go to pub and stay there till they kick me out at 1am.

Tomorrow go to pub till they kick me at 1am

Sunday go to pub for private party and leaving do and stay till lock in ends

[enoughfakefiles]

Tonight go to pub and stay there till they kick me out at 1am.

Tomorrow go to pub till they kick me at 1am

Sunday go to pub for private party and leaving do and stay till lock in ends

So your going to the pub this weekend then dan.:lol:

[DanB]

Tonight go to pub and stay there till they kick me out at 1am.

Tomorrow go to pub till they kick me at 1am

Sunday go to pub for private party and leaving do and stay till lock in ends

So your going to the pub this weekend then dan.:lol:



It looks that way :unsure:

[Busyman]

You should try getting drunk together. It can be most fun and better than getting drunk with some woman you met at a club.:unsure:
Been a while since you've been to a club eh? :lol:
It's been about a year so yes.

[GepperRankins]

post mankers thingy, then go to bed

[JPaul]

post mankers thingy, then go to bed
You have a phoaty :blink:

[GepperRankins]

i mean real outside post :fear:

[DanB]

post mankers thingy, then go to bed
You have a phoaty :blink:

I was too scared to ask :ph34r:

[JPaul]

i mean real outside post :fear:
:lol: :blink:

The = Lorreta Bobbit. :ph34r:

[DanB]

i mean real outside post :fear:
:lol: :blink:

The = Lorreta Bobbit. :ph34r:


:o :lol:

[manker]

:ermm:

You still haven't posted it yet :fist:

[JPaul]

:ermm:

You still haven't posted it yet :fist:
Did you expect it to come in the post.

[manker]

:ermm:

You still haven't posted it yet :fist:
Did you expect it to come in the post.I refuse to think of my thingie that Dave's sending in that way :snooty: :pinch:

[JPaul]

Did you expect it to come in the post.I refuse to think of my thingie that Dave's sending in that way :snooty: :pinch:
What if one of your peons opens the envelope. It is girl work after all, twixt photocopying and making your tea.

[manker]

I refuse to think of my thingie that Dave's sending in that way :snooty: :pinch:
What if one of your peons opens the envelope. It is girl work after all, twixt photocopying and making your tea.We've got a rule, anything addressed to 'manker' gets opened by me :ph34r:

[manker]

Actuallement, that's a blatant lie. Dave and I have devised a code such that the thingie ends up on my desk.

[JPaul]

What if one of your peons opens the envelope. It is girl work after all, twixt photocopying and making your tea.We've got a rule, anything addressed to 'manker' gets opened by me :ph34r:
Then we can only pray that The addressed it thusly.

[GepperRankins]

i think i gotta wiegh it, don't i?


today i was asleep before 9 and awake after 5 :pinch:


also, i'm gonna see if i can get some racist stamps to put on it :01:

[manker]

i think i gotta wiegh it, don't i?


today i was asleep before 9 and awake after 5 :pinch:


also, i'm gonna see if i can get some racist stamps to put on it :01:
Yeah, gotta weigh it - or see how many stamps I put on mine and stamp yours accordingly :dabs:

Racist stamps ftw?

[JPaul]

Stamping on your thingie. Now that's a weekend to write home about.

[manker]

Stamping on your thingie. Now that's a weekend to write home about.Yeah, I gotta be careful I don't do that while getting out of the shower.

My johnson is marsive.

[JPaul]

Stamping on your thingie. Now that's a weekend to write home about.Yeah, I gotta be careful I don't do that while getting out of the shower.

My johnson is marsive.
Nothing like a single entendre.

[GepperRankins]

i think i gotta wiegh it, don't i?


today i was asleep before 9 and awake after 5 :pinch:


also, i'm gonna see if i can get some racist stamps to put on it :01:
Yeah, gotta weigh it - or see how many stamps I put on mine and stamp yours accordingly :dabs:

Racist stamps ftw?
t'other day i was in kwik save and i saw a display of this years christmas stamps. top picture was a white mary and jesus with "1st" in the corner. bottom one was black mary and jesus with "2nd" in the corner. not rly racist but it reminded me of the whole yahoo racism thing :ermm:

[manker]

Yeah, I gotta be careful I don't do that while getting out of the shower.

My johnson is marsive.
Nothing like a single entendre.Did you like it, dans le style de Busyman.

He truly is the master of the single entendre :happy:

[manker]

Yeah, gotta weigh it - or see how many stamps I put on mine and stamp yours accordingly :dabs:

Racist stamps ftw?
t'other day i was in kwik save and i saw a display of this years christmas stamps. top picture was a white mary and jesus with "1st" in the corner. bottom one was black mary and jesus with "2nd" in the corner. not rly racist but it reminded me of the whole yahoo racism thing :ermm:The most valuable stamp in the world is the penny black -- maybe they were trying to redress the balance :unsure:

[JPaul]

Nothing like a single entendre.Did you like it, dans le style de Busyman.

He truly is the master of the single entendre :happy:
It was uncanny, I had to double check the name / avatar, I thought it was him.

You have a spooky ability there.

[JPaul]

t'other day i was in kwik save and i saw a display of this years christmas stamps. top picture was a white mary and jesus with "1st" in the corner. bottom one was black mary and jesus with "2nd" in the corner. not rly racist but it reminded me of the whole yahoo racism thing :ermm:The most valuable stamp in the world is the penny black -- maybe they were trying to redress the balance :unsure:
V Poor.

[manker]

Did you like it, dans le style de Busyman.

He truly is the master of the single entendre :happy:
It was uncanny, I had to double check the name / avatar, I thought it was him.

You have a spooky ability there.Yeah, well. STFU, thumbarse.

Corrie and Eastenders are on my Tivo so I gotta go watch it on my 72" big tele thing cos I'm runnin out of space.


Laterz.

[JPaul]

It was uncanny, I had to double check the name / avatar, I thought it was him.

You have a spooky ability there.Yeah, well. STFU, thumbarse.

Corrie and Eastenders are on my Tivo so I gotta go watch it on my 72" big tele thing cos I'm runnin out of space.


Laterz.
ttfn

[GepperRankins]

It was uncanny, I had to double check the name / avatar, I thought it was him.

You have a spooky ability there.Yeah, well. STFU, thumbarse.

Corrie and Eastenders are on my Tivo so I gotta go watch it on my 72" big tele thing cos I'm runnin out of space.


Laterz.
eastenders sucks. i don't watch corrie so i can't pass comment

[JPaul]

Yeah, well. STFU, thumbarse.

Corrie and Eastenders are on my Tivo so I gotta go watch it on my 72" big tele thing cos I'm runnin out of space.


Laterz.
eastenders sucks. i don't watch corrie so i can't pass comment
Are you bloody plagiarising again.

[GepperRankins]

eastenders sucks. i don't watch corrie so i can't pass comment
Are you bloody plagiarising again.
no :cry:


twas a weak joke. maybe i should have said eastenders is for girls

[JPaul]

Are you bloody plagiarising again.
no :cry:


twas a weak joke. maybe i should have said eastenders is for girls
Yeah, a bit of misogyny would certainly have helped.

[GepperRankins]

/me checks misogyny in the dictionary.


hmmm. kinda like not really :ermm:

[Gripper]

don't know,don't feckin care