Chinese hot Peppers AHHHHH hot!!!!!!!!

[Seedler]

My parents bought some red hot pepper form Chinatown last weekend:P , and I decided to try some this morning with my instant noodles. FUCK. The pepper is so hot i swear it burned right through my tongue. With the first taste, I ferking jumped up and chucked down 2 cokes. No good. Tongue still on fire. I run outside the house via the backyard door and dived into the snow. Iced my tongue in the snow for about 5 minutes. After returning to the house and thawing my tongue for like 10 min, the burn ferking started AGAIN. I was like crying and I chucked down couple more cups of orange juice and frigging kept ice cubes in my mouth for about half an hour.

Right now, my tongue is red and swollen, and I can't taste ANYTHING. I tried tasting strong tastes, like table salt and maple syrup. NOTHING. NO TASTE AT ALL. I'm fucked. This is the day my parents bought chilly that destroyed my tongue. FUCK I gotta go get more ice cubes...:angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :frusty: :frusty: :frusty:

[Blythorama]

Careful. You don't want to smell of curry.

Dickhead.

[HeavyMetalParkingLot]

F'n pussy.

[enoughfakefiles]

Careful. You don't want to smell of curry.

Dickhead.

:O

Try cutting your tongue off, that'll proberbly sort it for you.FTW!!!1111!!!

[Damnatory]

Sounds like a nice practical joke your local chinatown played on your parents. :P

I can see it now:
"Hey Chan, wanna see something funny?"

[Dark Steno]

I like hot and spicy stuffs. Well, most Malaysians do.

[Peerzyman]

Ghey, I torture burglars by rubbing raw chillis across their eyeballs :@

Then I extract my own eyeball and when it's dangling by the retina, I place it in a bowl of the hottest chillis in the world, just to show the burglars tough I am :@ :01:

[Dark Steno]

STFU or die

[Peerzyman]

wtf, mate?

[Dark Steno]

You seem tough but you arent.

[ziggyjuarez]

You must have had "The Jamaican Southern Blue Bath" Chile...

[Peerzyman]

You seem tough but you arent.People can't be tough on the internjet.

Now, if I saw your panzy ass on the street, you'd see tough - and I don't mean in my pants :@

[brotherdoobie]

You seem tough but you arent.People can't be tough on the internjet.

Now, if I saw your panzy ass on the street, you'd see tough - and I don't mean in my pants :@

I'll bet.

Peace bd

[Dark Steno]

You seem tough but you arent.People can't be tough on the internjet.

Now, if I saw your panzy ass on the street, you'd see tough - and I don't mean in my pants :@
:schnauz:

[S!X]

AZN fo lyfe AHOY!

[Gripper]

Don't drink things to cool down effect of chilli,eat white bread.

[S!X]

Don't drink things to cool down effect of chilli,eat white bread.

:blink:

[Gripper]

liquids don't cool down chilli burn,only lager or yoghurt,or bread,thats why indians eat naan bread with currys

[Spider_dude]

bet you didnae

[HeavyMetalParkingLot]

liquids don't cool down chilli burn,only lager or yoghurt,or bread,thats why indians eat naan bread with currys

Milk works.....Indians are wusses, feel the burn bitches!

[maebach]

liquids don't cool down chilli burn,only lager or yoghurt,or bread,thats why indians eat naan bread with currys

Milk works.....Indians are wusses, feel the burn bitches!

I must say thats a really bad assumption you made. Tell me if this guys a wuss:

http://img182.imageshack.us/img182/9320/yardpre29qv.th.jpg (http://img182.imageshack.us/my.php?image=yardpre29qv.jpg)

He was in the longest yard, turly I think.



Maybe thats not toughness but I didn't know how to show toughness with pictures.

[HeavyMetalParkingLot]

It's ok B, mi homies got my back. :lol:

http://www.medcarta.us/pictures/shellshocked/MexiforniaMS-13.jpg

[manker]

Sex: Daughters :lol: :pinch:

[Gripper]

That should have:Any distinguishing marks