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Buffalo
12-04-2005, 08:56 PM
I Love Chicken ~ But preparation is crucial

http://www.sheringhamsurf.com/fst/chicken.jpg

Proper Bo
12-04-2005, 08:58 PM
/banned:dabs:

Buffalo
12-04-2005, 08:59 PM
lol

enoughfakefiles
12-04-2005, 09:05 PM
/banned:dabs:

seconded.

/banned for chicken dipping.:sick:

Buffalo
12-04-2005, 09:07 PM
But ~ But, it came out nice

http://www.sheringhamsurf.com/fst/chicken.jpg

lol

Guyver
12-04-2005, 09:07 PM
But ~ But, it came out nice

http://www.sheringhamsurf.com/fst/chicken.jpg

lol

DID U KILL IT YOURSELF!?

Proper Bo
12-04-2005, 09:08 PM
did it?:dabs:

Buffalo
12-04-2005, 09:08 PM
lol ~ sorry wrong pic ~

http://www.sheringhamsurf.com/fst/cooked-chic.jpg

Buffalo
12-04-2005, 09:09 PM
Don't like the Bum bit, yuk

lol

HeavyMetalParkingLot
12-04-2005, 09:11 PM
Where's all the veggies? Don't you know if you roast the veggies in the same pan with the chicken, everything is much better?

Proper Bo
12-04-2005, 09:11 PM
Don't like the Bum bit, yuk

lol

:dabs:

Guyver
12-04-2005, 09:11 PM
Don't like the Bum bit, yuk

lol

:dabs:
EAT IT!

manker
12-04-2005, 09:12 PM
:dabs: just doesn't cover it.

Buffalo
12-04-2005, 09:15 PM
:dabs:
EAT IT!

NO! Please don't ~ lol

Gripper
12-04-2005, 09:25 PM
If you had a Turkey you could have gobbled it off up:01:
Why do they call the bum bit the "Parsons nose"?

Buffalo
12-04-2005, 09:30 PM
quote"" : : Also called the Pope's nose, its anatomical name is the pygostyle. It contains the fused caudal vertebrae and is the part of a bird to which the tail feathers are attached. Its swollen appearence is because it contains the oil glands that birds use when preening.

The Pope's nose, the Parson's nose ... and in the Middle East, the Sultan's nose. (Apparently there's a universal need to bring authority figures down to ... well, a chicken's bottom.)

I still won't eat it lol

Mr JP Fugley
12-04-2005, 10:25 PM
lol ~ sorry wrong pic ~

http://www.sheringhamsurf.com/fst/cooked-chic.jpg
That looks awful, have you specifically designed a cooking method which will remove all moistness and flavour from the chicken.

Coq au Insipid methinks.

Buffalo
12-04-2005, 10:27 PM
I can only say one thing at this time .................... lol

Yogs
12-04-2005, 11:00 PM
You look like a serialkiller wannabe holding that chicken..... :fear:

Mr JP Fugley
12-04-2005, 11:04 PM
You look like a serialkiller wannabe holding that chicken..... :fear:
better that than fecking cooking it like that.

manker
12-04-2005, 11:04 PM
Yeah, you never look mental or anything in your pics, Yogi.

Mr JP Fugley
12-04-2005, 11:07 PM
Yeah, you never look mental or anything in your pics, Yogi.
:O

oh noes, thank feck he's not just a pathetic bastard who does it for effect. that would just be sad.

manker
12-04-2005, 11:09 PM
Yeah, you never look mental or anything in your pics, Yogi.
:O

oh noes, thank feck he's not just a pathetic bastard who does it for effect. that would just be sad.
http://www.sighost.us/members/danb/glag.gif http://www.sighost.us/members/danb/glag.gif

Good day today, matey?

S!X
12-04-2005, 11:09 PM
Nice to see that old sig back in action celebs :D, I find it odd that you would have washing machines in your kitchen..

Mr JP Fugley
12-04-2005, 11:17 PM
:O

oh noes, thank feck he's not just a pathetic bastard who does it for effect. that would just be sad.
http://www.sighost.us/members/danb/glag.gif http://www.sighost.us/members/danb/glag.gif

Good day today, matey?
3-1 win, from 1 down, noice.

Je suis drinking le pomme.

manker
12-04-2005, 11:23 PM
http://www.sighost.us/members/danb/glag.gif http://www.sighost.us/members/danb/glag.gif

Good day today, matey?
3-1 win, from 1 down, noice.

Je suis drinking le pomme.I pensed as much :P

Went out yesterday to watch the proper footie. Magnificent, we were.

Mr JP Fugley
12-04-2005, 11:26 PM
3-1 win, from 1 down, noice.

Je suis drinking le pomme.I pensed as much :P

Went out yesterday to watch the proper footie. Magnificent, we were.
quelle score, this weekend i have mostly been watching the pish puntsphere.

manker
12-04-2005, 11:28 PM
I pensed as much :P

Went out yesterday to watch the proper footie. Magnificent, we were.
quelle score, this weekend i have mostly been watching the pish puntsphere.Three to nothing - at home against the might of Portsmouth.

I think I wub Ronaldo :smilie4:

Proper Bo
12-04-2005, 11:31 PM
ronaldo=ghey diving rapist bar-steward

good skills though, lyke

edit: the fake ronaldo that is, the spotty little tart:dry:

Mr JP Fugley
12-04-2005, 11:32 PM
quelle score, this weekend i have mostly been watching the pish puntsphere.Three to nothing - at home against the might of Portsmouth.

I think I wub Ronaldo :smilie4:
is that harry ramsden's current team, or did he manage there before.

"McLeish Must Stay".

manker
12-04-2005, 11:34 PM
"McLeish Must Stay".:lol:

There was a banner at the ground - Pompey fans - saying "Come back agent Redknapp, your mission is complete"

:schnauz:

Buffalo
12-04-2005, 11:36 PM
The Chicken had it coming, it pissed me off big time
Every thing that pisses me of gets cut up and cooked lol

it's better than the Mig and a tin bucket ~ old hat ~ ~

I love to cut meat up, Chickens can look nice when prepared!
one thing I do like is Skin, if you Cut of the tit's push down on the carcass it will open up so you get all the skin roasted ~ ummmmmmm yum yum

manker
12-04-2005, 11:38 PM
:dabs:

Proper Bo
12-04-2005, 11:39 PM
I love to cut meat up, Chickens can look nice when prepared!
one thing I do like is Skin, if you Cut of the tit's push down on the carcass it will open up so you get all the skin roasted ~ ummmmmmm yum yum
i'm sure thats one big innuendo for something:dabs:

Mr JP Fugley
12-04-2005, 11:39 PM
"McLeish Must Stay".:lol:

There was a banner at the ground - Pompey fans - saying "Come back agent Redknapp, your mission is complete"

:schnauz:
:lol: :lol: :lol:
quality.

our chaps were throwing inflatable sheep onto the park today (t'dons = sheep shaggers). the ref was going to report foreign objects being cast onto the pittodrie pitch, but the aberdeen players said " nah, don't stop them, it's OK"

aberdonian "footballers wives" methinks.

Mr JP Fugley
12-04-2005, 11:41 PM
The Chicken had it coming, it pissed me off big time
Every thing that pisses me of gets cut up and cooked lol

it's better than the Mig and a tin bucket ~ old hat ~ ~

I love to cut meat up, Chickens can look nice when prepared!
one thing I do like is Skin, if you Cut of the tit's push down on the carcass it will open up so you get all the skin roasted ~ ummmmmmm yum yum
yeah, or boil it for four or five hours ... in vinegar. it would look and taste better than that feckin apology for chicken.

Buffalo
12-04-2005, 11:43 PM
http://www.sheringhamsurf.com/fst/cooked-chic.jpg

The chic is minus it's tit's that's why it lays nice in the pan,
that's why i like roasted chic, I only like it's skin, nice bit of runny chic fat
well nice

manker
12-04-2005, 11:44 PM
The Chicken had it coming, it pissed me off big time
Every thing that pisses me of gets cut up and cooked lol

it's better than the Mig and a tin bucket ~ old hat ~ ~

I love to cut meat up, Chickens can look nice when prepared!
one thing I do like is Skin, if you Cut of the tit's push down on the carcass it will open up so you get all the skin roasted ~ ummmmmmm yum yum
yeah, or boil it for four or five hours ... in vinegar. it would look and taste better than that feckin apology for chicken.Yeah, it didn't turn out too well for him - which is strange.

You'd think that baz would be exactly the type of chap who'd know how to handle a cock.

Proper Bo
12-04-2005, 11:45 PM
yeah, or boil it for four or five hours ... in vinegar. it would look and taste better than that feckin apology for chicken.Yeah, it didn't turn out too well for him - which is strange.

You'd think that baz would be exactly the type of chap who'd know how to handle a cock.

:pinch:

Buffalo
12-04-2005, 11:45 PM
The Chicken had it coming, it pissed me off big time
Every thing that pisses me of gets cut up and cooked lol

it's better than the Mig and a tin bucket ~ old hat ~ ~

I love to cut meat up, Chickens can look nice when prepared!
one thing I do like is Skin, if you Cut of the tit's push down on the carcass it will open up so you get all the skin roasted ~ ummmmmmm yum yum
yeah, or boil it for four or five hours ... in vinegar. it would look and taste better than that feckin apology for chicken.

Boil!!!! WTF, the skin would be like shit, It's got to be crispy! with a bit of fat running, Ummmmmmmm! well nice

Buffalo
12-04-2005, 11:46 PM
yeah, or boil it for four or five hours ... in vinegar. it would look and taste better than that feckin apology for chicken.Yeah, it didn't turn out too well for him - which is strange.

You'd think that baz would be exactly the type of chap who'd know how to handle a cock.

I don't like any Cock ~ I like the femail Birds as there good to Cut up and roast lol

manker
12-04-2005, 11:48 PM
Sorry, I meant coq :dabs:

Mr JP Fugley
12-04-2005, 11:55 PM
Sorry, I meant coq :dabs:
hoi, where's that drumroll smillie i requisitioned.

Mr JP Fugley
12-04-2005, 11:57 PM
Yeah, it didn't turn out too well for him - which is strange.

You'd think that baz would be exactly the type of chap who'd know how to handle a cock.

I don't like any Cock ~ I like the femail Birds as there good to Cut up and roast lol
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, roast then cut up.

Baz, trust me, if I gave you a coq it would melt in your mouth.

Proper Bo
12-04-2005, 11:58 PM
I don't like any Cock ~ I like the femail Birds as there good to Cut up and roast lol NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, roast then cut up.

Baz, trust me, if I gave you a coq it would melt in your mouth.


:shutup::pinch:

Buffalo
12-04-2005, 11:59 PM
I don't like any Cock ~ I like the femail Birds as there good to Cut up and roast lol
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, roast then cut up.

Baz, trust me, if I gave you a coq it would melt in your mouth.

lol ~ in a Van?

manker
12-04-2005, 11:59 PM
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, roast then cut up.

Baz, trust me, if I gave you a coq it would melt in your mouth.


:shutup::pinch:
I'll take your :shutup: :pinch: and raise you with a :dabs: and a :lol:

manker
12-05-2005, 12:00 AM
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, roast then cut up.

Baz, trust me, if I gave you a coq it would melt in your mouth.

lol ~ in a Van?
lol, you dirty dogger :smilie4:

Proper Bo
12-05-2005, 12:01 AM
lol ~ in a Van? lol, you dirty dogger :smilie4:

did you just "lol"?:blink:

manker
12-05-2005, 12:02 AM
lol, you dirty dogger :smilie4:

did you just "lol"?:blink:lol ~ I've gone all lightfooted.

enoughfakefiles
12-05-2005, 12:02 AM
lol, you dirty dogger :smilie4:

did you just "lol"?:blink:

Do you think mankers really linkin park.:O

Proper Bo
12-05-2005, 12:03 AM
did you just "lol"?:blink:lol ~ I've gone all lightfooted.

come over a little queer have you?:pinch:

manker
12-05-2005, 12:03 AM
lol

Buffalo
12-05-2005, 12:03 AM
lol ~ lol ~ lol ~

http://www.forumspile.com/Needs-More-Pussy_less_sausage.jpg

manker
12-05-2005, 12:03 AM
lol ~ I've gone all lightfooted.

come over a little queer have you?:pinch:Yeah, Graham Le Saux :dabs:

Mr JP Fugley
12-05-2005, 12:04 AM
look, if you lads don't know how to oil up a coq and put it in the oven properly then it's nobody's fault but your mam's.

how could you possibly just know these things without parental guidance.

weirdos.

Proper Bo
12-05-2005, 12:05 AM
come over a little queer have you?:pinch:Yeah, Graham Le Saux :dabs:

I could have sworn that said jimmy sommerville before:blink:

Buffalo
12-05-2005, 12:05 AM
http://www.jimmysomerville.de/multimedia/picture/jimmy_somerville_picture/jimmy_somerville_011.jpg

http://filesharingtalk.com/vb3/showthread.php?t=107533&page=6

Mr JP Fugley
12-05-2005, 12:05 AM
come over a little queer have you?:pinch:Yeah, Graham Le Saux :dabs:
http://www.gegenpol.net/hefte/2004/Sommerville.jpg

:lol: nice edit btw

Buffalo
12-05-2005, 12:08 AM
lol

manker
12-05-2005, 12:09 AM
I wasn't sure if anyone actually remembered Jimmy Sommerville :D

Proper Bo
12-05-2005, 12:09 AM
i dont:dabs:

enoughfakefiles
12-05-2005, 12:10 AM
I wasn't sure if anyone actually remembered Jimmy Sommerville :D

I thought it was you were fan.:unsure: .

manker
12-05-2005, 12:10 AM
i dont :dabs: Yeh, I keep forgetting that you're twelve :dabs:

Mr JP Fugley
12-05-2005, 12:12 AM
I wasn't sure if anyone actually remembered Jimmy Sommerville :D
When did he pass over, RIP.

Mr JP Fugley
12-05-2005, 12:13 AM
i dont :dabs: Yeh, I keep forgetting that you're twelve :dabs:
that's a bit harsh, media studies is hard to get into.

Buffalo
12-05-2005, 12:14 AM
Normal Chicken ~
http://iheartbacon.com/images/60.jpg

CELEBS KITCHEN CHICKEN

http://www.sheringhamsurf.com/fst/cooked-chic.jpg

Now what do you prefer?

Proper Bo
12-05-2005, 12:15 AM
no you don't, that's why you keep chatting to me and offering me haribo and asking me to meet you so you can "take me to the football"

manker
12-05-2005, 12:15 AM
I wasn't sure if anyone actually remembered Jimmy Sommerville :D
When did he pass over, RIP.Recently - and it was quick.

One day he was feeling a little queer, the next he was gorn.

Mr JP Fugley
12-05-2005, 12:15 AM
Normal Chicken ~
http://iheartbacon.com/images/60.jpg

CELEBS KITCHEN CHICKEN

http://www.sheringhamsurf.com/fst/cooked-chic.jpg

Now what do you prefer?
can i choose neither.

manker
12-05-2005, 12:15 AM
Fwck, that joke has already been done in this thread :frusty:

manker
12-05-2005, 12:17 AM
no you don't, that's why you keep chatting to me and offering me haribo and asking me to meet you so you can "take me to the football"Are you trying to imply that I'm an interweb groom merchant :o

enoughfakefiles
12-05-2005, 12:17 AM
When did he pass over, RIP.Recently - and it was quick.

One day he was feeling a little queer, the next he was gorn.

Has he been with greame le saux as well.:schnauz:

Buffalo
12-05-2005, 12:18 AM
Normal Chicken ~
http://iheartbacon.com/images/60.jpg

CELEBS KITCHEN CHICKEN

http://www.sheringhamsurf.com/fst/cooked-chic.jpg

Now what do you prefer?
can i choose neither.

NO ~

the normal Chicken is well fat, it don't look right Now look at mine!
the tasty chic is my Chic!

Proper Bo
12-05-2005, 12:18 AM
no you don't, that's why you keep chatting to me and offering me haribo and asking me to meet you so you can "take me to the football"Are you trying to imply that I'm an interweb groom merchant :o

I dont know, but my mum says I should stop sending you pictures:unsure:

Mr JP Fugley
12-05-2005, 12:19 AM
When did he pass over, RIP.
One day he was feeling a little queer, the next he was gorn.
If rumours are to be believed that was a daily occurance.

Oh Jimmy, sorry, I thought you meant Jonno.

Proper Bo
12-05-2005, 12:19 AM
NO ~

the normal Chicken is well fat, it don't look right Now look at mine!
the tasty chic is my Chic!

you just don't seem to be a fan of birds really:dabs:

Buffalo
12-05-2005, 12:19 AM
lol

manker
12-05-2005, 12:19 AM
Proper Bo liked the dancing girls at the local nightclub:

http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/6048/normalgross55525ut.jpg

Buffalo
12-05-2005, 12:20 AM
Bo, I've had more Birds than you my man lol

Buffalo
12-05-2005, 12:20 AM
Proper Bo liked the dancing girls at the local nightclub:

http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/6048/normalgross55525ut.jpg

lol ~ lol ~ lol

Proper Bo
12-05-2005, 12:21 AM
Proper Bo liked the dancing girls at the local nightclub:

http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/6048/normalgross55525ut.jpg

who wouldn't:blink:

that looks a lot like a kid who i went to school with actually:unsure:
the boy, that is

Proper Bo
12-05-2005, 12:22 AM
Bo, I've had more Birds than you my man lol

I was implying the non-chicken variety though:rolleyes:

manker
12-05-2005, 12:22 AM
Fake drivers licence did the trick, eh :01:

Buffalo
12-05-2005, 12:24 AM
http://image22.webshots.com/23/5/79/30/204857930vKAtMl_ph.jpg

Proper Bo
12-05-2005, 12:24 AM
Fake drivers licence did the trick, eh :01:

naah, never needed one, i've looked like a mentalist thug type since being about 12:01:

Buffalo
12-05-2005, 12:24 AM
Ymca

Buffalo
12-05-2005, 12:25 AM
Bo, I've had more Birds than you my man lol

I was implying the non-chicken variety though:rolleyes:

WTF ~ Come on Bo ~ you don't know me dude!

lol

Proper Bo
12-05-2005, 12:26 AM
I was implying the non-chicken variety though:rolleyes:
WTF ~ Come on Bo ~ you don't know me dude!

lol

and what exctly are you offering?:blink:

enoughfakefiles
12-05-2005, 12:27 AM
Ymca

You've
Molested a
Chicken
Association.

:rolleyes:

Buffalo
12-05-2005, 12:28 AM
Chicken in a can

http://www.fabulousfoods.com/recipes/main/poultry/chix/chiximg/drunk.jpg

Mr JP Fugley
12-05-2005, 12:35 AM
Chicken in a can

http://www.fabulousfoods.com/recipes/main/poultry/chix/chiximg/drunk.jpg
oh Lord, thats horrendous.

S!X
12-05-2005, 12:36 AM
Proper Bo liked the dancing girls at the local nightclub:

http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/6048/normalgross55525ut.jpg

I figured he was a chav. :dry:

Buffalo
12-05-2005, 12:37 AM
lol ~ well funny :)

manker
12-05-2005, 12:38 AM
JP = Anthony Worrell Thompson :smilie4:

Proper Bo
12-05-2005, 12:39 AM
Proper Bo liked the dancing girls at the local nightclub:

http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/6048/normalgross55525ut.jpg
I figured he was a chav. :dry:

are you aware that I look at least 10 years older than that kid?:unsure:

Buffalo
12-05-2005, 12:41 AM
Puma experience is not a trade!

Mr JP Fugley
12-05-2005, 12:42 AM
JP = Anthony Worrell Thompson :smilie4:
how many feckin' V Poors do you want in the one go, thumbarse.

i just like a well prepared coq, with plenty of juice in it.

Buffalo
12-05-2005, 12:46 AM
JP = Anthony Worrell Thompson :smilie4:
how many feckin' V Poors do you want in the one go, thumbarse.

i just like a well prepared coq, with plenty of juice in it.

it can be induced
http://www.outofthefryingpan.com/recipes/images/beer.butt.chicken.lowering.jpg

enoughfakefiles
12-05-2005, 12:50 AM
how many feckin' V Poors do you want in the one go, thumbarse.

i just like a well prepared coq, with plenty of juice in it.

it can be induced
http://www.outofthefryingpan.com/recipes/images/beer.butt.chicken.low0ering.jpg

Is that lyke chiken pr0n.:dabs:

Buffalo
12-05-2005, 12:52 AM
Crispy Chicken head ~ never tried by CELEBS I may add
http://www.holyzoo.com/images/design/mchcick_xx.jpg

Mr JP Fugley
12-05-2005, 12:54 AM
how many feckin' V Poors do you want in the one go, thumbarse.

i just like a well prepared coq, with plenty of juice in it.

it can be induced
http://www.outofthefryingpan.com/recipes/images/beer.butt.chicken.lowering.jpg
is that even a chicken, its about one bite

Buffalo
12-05-2005, 01:00 AM
Just shows how big an hole it is, Good damn!
that is a full size Chic, with the lemon in, or are they rubbers?

lol ~ lol

manker
12-05-2005, 01:01 AM
JP = Anthony Worrell Thompson :smilie4:
how many feckin' V Poors do you want in the one go, thumbarse.

i just like a well prepared coq, with plenty of juice in it.Oo-er missus.

I thought it was a fair guess, you being A.W-T. You're Scotch therefore you must be a ginger, loike.

Buffalo
12-05-2005, 01:02 AM
http://ork.rz.fh-muenchen.de/~hor/funpics/chicken_20fuck.jpg

Mr JP Fugley
12-05-2005, 01:06 AM
how many feckin' V Poors do you want in the one go, thumbarse.

i just like a well prepared coq, with plenty of juice in it.Oo-er missus.

I thought it was a fair guess, you being A.W-T. You're Scotch therefore you must be a ginger, loike.
http://www.stevenmenke.com/Pictures/PicFingerBird1.jpg

Buffalo
12-05-2005, 01:08 AM
http://www.case-modding.dk/pic/check4fun/funpic/funny/chicken_ass.jpg

manker
12-05-2005, 01:08 AM
JP just gave me the big finger :naughty:

GepperRankins
12-05-2005, 01:10 AM
baz does odd things to food :dabs:

Buffalo
12-05-2005, 01:13 AM
baz does odd things to food :dabs:

lol ~ only Chickens & people who piss my off lol