How To Get The Happy Ending

[Busyman]

Do you want that great massage topped with a cherry?

1. Go to a not-so-reputable massage parlor. Usually this will reside in a city's Chinatown.

2. The price will probably be about $80-$150. It is all-inclusive.

3. Make sure your massager is attractive.

4. Go get that massage.

5. When you are massaged to your satisfaction, take your massager's hand and place it on your genital area*. She will then proceed to bring out an assortment of condoms, squirt juices, and whatnot.

6. Proceed to getting your happy ending. She will help you greatly. Remember, what you paid is all-inclusive. She will advise if it is not.

*If unsure about whether you can obtain a Happy Ending at this massage parlor, grab you own hand and look at your massager. In some instances, she will grab your hand to let you know. She will not, however, initiate any type of genital contact. It must be initiated by you to avoid illegal action against her. Police cannot initiate contact due to entrapment.

[Blythorama]

He speaks from personal experience. I knew he paid for it.:blink:

[Busyman]

He speaks from personal experience. I knew he paid for it.:blink:
Blight, why are you now deciding to show your cock?:sick: I knew you had a cock.:ermm:

[Yogs]

For that amount of money i can get much more..........:shifty:

[Blythorama]

He speaks from personal experience. I knew he paid for it.:blink:
Blight, why are you now deciding to show your cock?:sick: I knew you had a cock.:ermm:


:01: AND mine's bigger than the miniscule warty tadpole you call your genitals. You don't have a penis, you have a noblett.

My cock would eat your cock, thinking it were a worm.

Then it would sick it up, because your cock tastes "foul".

:lol: :lol: :lol:

[Busyman]

For that amount of money i can get much more..........:shifty:
What do you mean...a new car?:blink:

[Busyman]

Blight, why are you now deciding to show your cock?:sick: I knew you had a cock.:ermm:


:01: AND mine's bigger than the miniscule warty tadpole you call your genitals. You don't have a penis, you have a noblett.

My cock would eat your cock, thinking it were a worm.

Then it would sick it up, because your cock tastes "foul".

:lol: :lol: :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol: "fowl":mellow:

That's funny that Brits call male genitals "bits".

Btw that was pretty good, Blight.;)

[Yogs]

For that amount of money i can get much more..........:shifty:
What do you mean...a new car?:blink:


Nope, i meant the real deal; a good ho!! :wub:

Not some lame massage cover up for a wank job, but the whole shabam!!:01:

[JPaul]

What do you mean...a new car?:blink:


Nope, i meant the real deal; a good ho!! :wub:

Not some lame massage cover up for a wank job, but the whole shabam!!:01:
This must be the best put down ever.

"Our whores are cheaper than yours".

You must be so proud.

[Proper Bo]

Busty, have you tried not being short, fat and ugly? Might get it for free that way:dabs:

[Yogs]

Nope, i meant the real deal; a good ho!! :wub:

Not some lame massage cover up for a wank job, but the whole shabam!!:01:
This must be the best put down ever.

"Our whores are cheaper than yours".

You must be so proud.

If that is your perspective, it says more of your cheapness than mine.:dry:

[brotherdoobie]

Nope, i meant the real deal; a good ho!! :wub:

Not some lame massage cover up for a wank job, but the whole shabam!!:01: This must be the best put down ever.

"Our whores are cheaper than yours".

You must be so proud.

JPaul, I wouldn't scoff...a good whore should be treasured. :snooty:

Peace bd

[Yogs]

This must be the best put down ever.

"Our whores are cheaper than yours".

You must be so proud.

JPaul, I wouldn't scoff...a good whore should be treasured. :snooty:

Peace bd


:cool:

[Busyman]

Busty, have you tried not being short, fat and ugly? Might get it for free that way:dabs:
I have always got it for free.:huh:

5'9", in great shape, and handsome. :snooty:

[Virtualbody1234]

Busty, have you tried not being short, fat and ugly? Might get it for free that way:dabs:
I have always got it for free.:huh:

5'9", in great shape, and handsome. :snooty:
Yeah right. That's why you started this thread. :lol:

[Busyman]

I have always got it for free.:huh:

5'9", in great shape, and handsome. :snooty:
Yeah right. That's why you started this thread. :lol:
So I could take the advice of information I already knew?:blink:

Try again.:ermm:

[Blythorama]

Busty, have you tried not being short, fat and ugly? Might get it for free that way:dabs:
I have always got it for free.:huh:

5'9", in great shape, and handsome. :snooty:


You forgot delusional. :P

[Proper Bo]

I have always got it for free.:huh:

5'9", in great shape, and handsome. :snooty:

You forgot delusional. :P

No, he really is a short-arse:rolleyes:

[brotherdoobie]

Busty, have you tried not being short, fat and ugly? Might get it for free that way:dabs: I have always got it for free.:huh:

5'9", in great shape, and handsome. :snooty:

Shoplifting...:snooty:

Peace bd

[manker]

Busyman goes to hookers and pays to be wanked off. Yogi goes to hookers for sex.

Can you imagine my surprise.

[Busyman]

Nope, i meant the real deal; a good ho!! :wub:

Not some lame massage cover up for a wank job, but the whole shabam!!:01:
This must be the best put down ever.

"Our whores are cheaper than yours".

You must be so proud.
:lol: :lol:

I missed this. Hilarious!!!

[Proper Bo]

ya, you go to hookers for sunday dinner:01:

[Busyman]

ya, you go to hookers for sunday dinner:01:
:blink:

[manker]

ya, you go to hookers for sunday dinner:01:
:blink::bawa:

[brotherdoobie]

Most whores are terrible cooks. ( mother...being the exception.)

Peace bd

[Proper Bo]

:blink::bawa:

bawa?:blink:

[Yogs]

Most whores are terrible cooks. ( mother...being the exception.)

Peace bd:lol:

[manker]

I'm sure I explained that to you the other night :blink:

Either you're rodding or your brain has fallen out since :unsure:

[Proper Bo]

i can't remember what :bawa: has to do with me referring to people's mothers as hookers:huh:

[manker]

i can't remember what :bawa: has to do with me referring to people's mothers as hookers:huh:I get it now :lookaroun


The :bawa: code is used (by me, anyhow) when I don't understand what someone is on about.

[Proper Bo]

i can't remember what :bawa: has to do with me referring to people's mothers as hookers:huh:I get it now :lookaroun


The :bawa: code is used (by me, anyhow) when I don't understand what someone is on about.

:rod::01:

[manker]

If you use the :bawa: code on t'Moderation (http://moderation.invisionzone.com), you get this smiley:

http://moderation.invisionzone.com/style_emoticons/default/bawa.gif

[manker]

You can't continue the rod when the rod has already been identified :dry:

For it is written.

[Proper Bo]

If you use the :bawa: code on t'Moderation (http://moderation.invisionzone.com), you get this smiley:

http://moderation.invisionzone.com/style_emoticons/default/bawa.gif
best thing about t'moderation:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v207/Withcheese/properboistehcawkmaster.jpg

[Proper Bo]

You can't continue the rod when the rod has already been identified :dry:

For it is written.

o rly?

[manker]

ya rly.

[manker]

If you use the :bawa: code on t'Moderation (http://moderation.invisionzone.com), you get this smiley:

http://moderation.invisionzone.com/style_emoticons/default/bawa.gif
best thing about t'moderation:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v207/Withcheese/properboistehcawkmaster.jpg


properboistehcawkmaster.jpg

:lol: ::D

[Bustyman]

:dabs:

[Proper Bo]

best thing about t'moderation:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v207/Withcheese/properboistehcawkmaster.jpg

properboistehcawkmaster.jpg
:lol: ::D

yeah, he changed it:dry:

[Gripper]

How much for

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v481/gripper103/buttsecksowl6ix.gif

Purely for enlightenment of course :)

[Proper Bo]

more than you can afford:snooty:

[Gripper]

3coats and a half packet of polos?

[manker]

3coats and a half packet of polos?Hmm. Is that all you have to offer :dabs:

Try Yogi.

[GepperRankins]

Blight, why are you now deciding to show your cock?:sick: I knew you had a cock.:ermm:


:01: AND mine's bigger than the miniscule warty tadpole you call your genitals. You don't have a penis, you have a noblett.

My cock would eat your cock, thinking it were a worm.

Then it would sick it up, because your cock tastes "foul".

:lol: :lol: :lol:
i know it's not PC to point out the differences between races, but us black folk do have naturally massive wangs

[Proper Bo]

3coats and a half packet of polos?

I want at least 6 bottles of broon:01:

[manker]

:01: AND mine's bigger than the miniscule warty tadpole you call your genitals. You don't have a penis, you have a noblett.

My cock would eat your cock, thinking it were a worm.

Then it would sick it up, because your cock tastes "foul".

:lol: :lol: :lol:
i know it's not PC to point out the differences between races, but us black folk do have naturally massive wangsI know you're a thoroughbred African but I'm pretty sure Busy is lyke 3/4 Japanian or something.

Maybe the marsive wang gene skipped a generation in his case :dabs:

[GepperRankins]

i know it's not PC to point out the differences between races, but us black folk do have naturally massive wangsI know you're a thoroughbred African but I'm pretty sure Busy is lyke 3/4 Japanian or something.

Maybe the marsive wang gene skipped a generation in his case :dabs:
nah, i bet it's dominant like brown eyes and hair

[manker]

I know you're a thoroughbred African but I'm pretty sure Busy is lyke 3/4 Japanian or something.

Maybe the marsive wang gene skipped a generation in his case :dabs:
nah, i bet it's dominant like brown eyes and hairDon't forget about his fat arse and bitch titties.

Even if it started out marsive, these days he's likely producing so much oestrogen, it now resembles Chyna's clit :dabs:

[Proper Bo]

the cuntry?

[manker]

Rod :fist:

[Proper Bo]

punrod, the best type:01:

[brotherdoobie]

nah, i bet it's dominant like brown eyes and hairDon't forget about his fat arse and bitch titties.

Even if it started out marsive, these days he's likely producing so much oestrogen, it now resembles Chyna's clit :dabs:

:lol:

Peace bd