I've just...

[Blythorama]

......falled over on my way back from the bank. I have bruised my elbow, both knees and I think I've sprained my ankle. It really hurts. I have no frozen peas like me mam told me to put on them. Would a can of mushy peas do the same thing.

Owowowowowwwwwwoow. :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

[DorisInsinuate]

fallen.

You should sue, like those other retards on those TV adverts always say they do.

[manker]

Awww, bless.

If you've no frozen peas - try sitting in the fridge.

[Blythorama]

I've got one of those double ones with the fridge on the top and the freezer on the bottom. I 'spose i could always sit on the kitchen floor with my foot in the freezer. :(

If you chaps never hear from me again, its because my foot dropped off with a curious mixture of frostbite and gangrene, and, trapped in my house not able to walk, I was eaten by pigeons that flew thorough the open window. :cry:

Its been fun.:cry:

[GepperRankins]

or you could be a man and stop whining :snooty:

[Yogs]

A fallen Woman..........:w00t:

[sArA]

If frozen peas aren't available....try chicken nuggets or anything that moulds its shape to yours......

btw.....hope you feel better soon.

[Mr. Mulder]

......falled over on my way back from the bank

did all your cash weigh you down, throwing you off balance? :no:

[Blythorama]

or you could be a man and stop whining :snooty:


A man would tell you he'd broken his leg in a fall off a 20 ft cliff. :P

[Blythorama]

......falled over on my way back from the bank

did all your cash weigh you down, throwing you off balance? :no:


And I was paying stuff actually. You cold-hearted unsympathetic hobo-haired person, you. :cry:

@Sara. semi-frozen fishfingers are doing the job. They wrap round the ankle bone quite well!

[manker]

Do you women know nothing :fist:


The reason your Mam told you to use frozen peas to treat the swelling is because peas can be re-frozen and still be okay to eat - chicken nuggets and fishfingers cannot.

Gawd.

[Busyman]

......falled over on my way back from the bank. I have bruised my elbow, both knees and I think I've sprained my ankle. It really hurts. I have no frozen peas like me mam told me to put on them. Would a can of mushy peas do the same thing.

Owowowowowwwwwwoow. :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
How did this happen, Blight?

Hope you feel better. Don't you have some, I don't know, ice in the freezer?

Put some o dat in a Ziploc freezer bag. If there's snow (or better yet ice outside) use that.

Whenever I needed something to stay on and I had no gauze, I used masking tape with the freezer bag and wrapped it around my arm, leg, etc.

[Blythorama]

Do you women know nothing :fist:


The reason your Mam told you to use frozen peas to treat the swelling is because peas can be re-frozen and still be okay to eat - chicken nuggets and fishfingers cannot.

Gawd.


@ manker. Yes they can, if eaten the same day. I plan to have fishfingers later.

@ busyman, I fell off the kirb.(sidewalk) and landed funny. (bet it was hilariious to watch. I defrosted freezer not long ago so no ice. GOod tip though.

I'm waiting for a friend to take me to casulty because it really fucking hurts and has gone purple. How stupidly stupid do I feel. :blink:

[manker]

If you want to let your knee dictate your cullinary needs, who am I to argue :snooty:




/me is trying to understand just how he knew that odd wifey thing.

[Blythorama]

Its kinda nice having fishfingers on ones feet. Definatly looking fwds to my tea.

See ya'll later. OFf to get it prodded.

[Busyman]

Do you women know nothing :fist:


The reason your Mam told you to use frozen peas to treat the swelling is because peas can be re-frozen and still be okay to eat - chicken nuggets and fishfingers cannot.

Gawd.


@ manker. Yes they can, if eaten the same day. I plan to have fishfingers later.

@ busyman, I fell off the kirb.(sidewalk) and landed funny. (bet it was hilariious to watch. I defrosted freezer not long ago so no ice. GOod tip though.

I'm waiting for a friend to take me to casulty because it really fucking hurts and has gone purple. How stupidly stupid do I feel. :blink:
Remember 20 min. on 20 min. off (the ice er...the fishfingers)


"See, you busted your fat ass 'cause you're fat....so fat that you're 'Don't look over there at that fat lady' fat. So fat that you're 'We better get to the buffet before the fat lady gets there' fat. So fat that the only reason in this world you exist is to eat every morsel of food from everyone elses plate 'cause you don't have an ounce or should I say three hundred and fifty pounds of restraint...fat."

:P

[manker]

Its kinda nice having fishfingers on ones feet. Definatly looking fwds to my tea.

See ya'll later. OFf to get it prodded.You're just heartless.

Don't pretend you don't know why :fist:

[Mr JP Fugley]

How it gets better soon, knackered ankles are a real pain and (sorry to say this) can take feckin' ages to heal.

[enoughfakefiles]

Its kinda nice having fishfingers on ones feet. Definatly looking fwds to my tea.

See ya'll later. OFf to get it prodded.

What you getting prodded.:shifty:

[MagicNakor]

Fishfingers with tea?? Travesty.

:shuriken:

[brotherdoobie]

Fishfingers with tea?? Travesty.

:shuriken:
A double tragedy...

First the ankle...and soon the tea and cod. :sick:

Peace bd

[Gripper]

Make sure to wrap any frozen item in a teatowel first before applying to skin,else you run the risk of ice burn or frostbite.
If I weren't so busy I'd pop up with me magic sponge:01:

[Blythorama]

I'm broken....I've fractured my ankle and torn some muscles. I've had to farm work out to other people and am out of commission for at least two weeks. Guess I can catch up on paperwork now though. :blink:

[sArA]

Complete bugger there Blyth......at least it means a long Christmas break! (yes yes...I know....pun intended)

[GepperRankins]

I'm broken....I've fractured my ankle and torn some muscles. I've had to farm work out to other people and am out of commission for two weeks. Guess I can catch up on paperwork now though. :blink:
or just get 5 wierd coloured stars :D :01:

[Blythorama]

Two weeks off at least, plus a week over xmas that I'd already had. I don't think I'll be back at work till the new year.

[DanB]

Bad luck :(

[Guillaume]

Has no one offered you a massage yet? :shifty:

[Yogs]

Has no one offered you a massage yet? :shifty:


A massage on a fracture...????:blink:


Sorry to hear that, Blyth....:cry:

Or could you use the break(pun intended...:P )??? :) (aside from the missed income)

[Guillaume]

Must have missed a post from blyth.
Last I read it was a sprained ankle.

[Busyman]

I'm broken....I've fractured my ankle and torn some muscles. I've had to farm work out to other people and am out of commission for two weeks. Guess I can catch up on paperwork now though. :blink:
Don't fret, Blight. I finally know my exact surgery date for my ACL.

Jan 12.

That's the worst time for snow...usually...

I'll be out for a month and must be waited on hand and foot.:01: but :(

[GepperRankins]

I'm broken....I've fractured my ankle and torn some muscles. I've had to farm work out to other people and am out of commission for two weeks. Guess I can catch up on paperwork now though. :blink:
Don't fret, Blight. I finally know my exact surgery date for my ACL.

Jan 12.

That's the worst time for snow...usually...

I'll be out for a month and must be waited on hand and foot.:01: but :(
manker = blyth = busyman. sure as hell didn't see that one coming

[Yogs]

Must have missed a post from blyth.
Last I read it was a sprained ankle.


I'm broken....I've fractured my ankle and torn some muscles


But that still leaves a lot to massage, Guilly!!!:naughty:

[Blythorama]

Must have missed a post from blyth.
Last I read it was a sprained ankle.


Thought it was till I went to hospital.

Never go to hospital.

[Yogs]

Must have missed a post from blyth.
Last I read it was a sprained ankle.


Thought it was till I went to hospital.

Never go to hospital.

I did that once.....

Walked on a broken leg for 2 weeks...........:frusty:

(it was a clean fracture...)

Not good......:wacko:

Now the fun part: i worked in a hospital at that time!!!:lol: :frusty:

[Guillaume]

Must have missed a post from blyth.
Last I read it was a sprained ankle.


Thought it was till I went to hospital.

Never go to hospital.
Meh. I worked in one for about two years.
Never came so close to blowing my head orf.

[Blythorama]

Don't fret, Blight. I finally know my exact surgery date for my ACL.

Jan 12.

That's the worst time for snow...usually...

I'll be out for a month and must be waited on hand and foot.:01: but :(
manker = blyth = busyman. sure as hell didn't see that one coming

@busyman. I hope it goes well. Don't think I didn't notice your "fat-woman falling" reference. Feel to sick to bother rising to your bait though.

@Gepper. EVERYBODY knows it's true, just nobdy wanted to tell you

[DorisInsinuate]

...Feel to sick too bother rising too your bait though...
:mellow:

[Yogs]

...Feel to sick too bother rising too your bait though...
:mellow:


Give the girl a break, will you....????:D

[Blythorama]

:mellow:


Give the girl a break, will you....????:D


Apologies for not concentrating when I'm in PAIN.

Funny people. :angry:

I have to go and stay with my mum for a week or so and be fussed over. She has no internet access, so bye for a while.

[Yogs]

Give the girl a break, will you....????:D


Apologies for not concentrating when I'm in PAIN.

Funny people. :angry:

I have to go and stay with my mum for a week or so and be fussed over. She has no internet access, so bye for a while.
:cry:


Smokesignals???:unsure:

[Blythorama]

Carrier pigeons.

[GepperRankins]

nnnnooooooooooooooooooo. tell her she can steal abba albums. that's how i convinced my mum all those years ago :01:

[DorisInsinuate]

Give the girl a break, will you....????:D


Apologies for not concentrating when I'm in PAIN.

Funny people. :angry:

I have to go and stay with my mum for a week or so and be fussed over. She has no internet access, so bye for a while.
Your mum's a bitch.

[Guillaume]

Give the girl a break, will you....????:D


Apologies for not concentrating when I'm in PAIN.
Drugs FTW! :01:

Didn't they give you something? :unsure:

[Blythorama]

Apologies for not concentrating when I'm in PAIN.
Drugs FTW! :01:

Didn't they give you something? :unsure:


Yes. Another reason I'm not concentrating. :P

[Blythorama]

Apologies for not concentrating when I'm in PAIN.

Funny people. :angry:

I have to go and stay with my mum for a week or so and be fussed over. She has no internet access, so bye for a while.
Your mum's a bitch.


You should know, dad.

She won't let me smoke in the house either. :cry:

[Yogs]

Your mum's a bitch.


You should know, dad.
She won't let me smoke in the house either. :cry::lol: :lol:


No smoking....????

That is torture!!!:angry:

[manker]

Apologies for not concentrating when I'm in PAIN.

Funny people. :angry:

I have to go and stay with my mum for a week or so and be fussed over. She has no internet access, so bye for a while.
Your mum's a bitch.Darthy, if you don't make a sig, akin to the one directed at Bo's Mam, the whole bored will go into morning :dabs:

Monkey butt secks ftw!!! !!!1

[manker]

Sorry to hear about your ankle, Blyth. Sucks even more that you won't have interweb access tho'.

I mean rly, if I broke me ankle it would suck because I couldn't walk as fast as before or play footie - but not being able to dick about on the interweb seems a bit like purgatory.

Hope you get well soon.

[Dark Steno]

Suckers. Smoke suckers.

[Yogs]

Suckers. Smoke suckers.


Thanks!!:w00t:

[Blythorama]

Thanks all. She's picking me up this afternoon. I haven't thought too much about whether I'll have full foot funtion in the future, because I'm concentrating on how to cope with one foot now! I suppose there is a funny side but I'm not amused at the moment.

Not dicking about on the interweb might mean I actually get to read some books and things.

Bye for now.

[manker]

All the best, Blyth. Speak to you soon.

Hope you have a good Christmas anyhow :dabs:

[GepperRankins]

have fun :dabs:

[Yogs]

Make the best of it!!

Hope you'll recover soon!!!


Yogi

[Agrajag]

Thanks all. She's picking me up this afternoon. I haven't thought too much about whether I'll have full foot funtion in the future, because I'm concentrating on how to cope with one foot now! I suppose there is a funny side but I'm not amused at the moment.

Not dicking about on the interweb might mean I actually get to read some books and things.

Bye for now.
Take care.

Have a good Christmas and all the best for t'new year.

[DorisInsinuate]

Your mum's a bitch.Darthy, if you don't make a sig, akin to the one directed at Bo's Mam, the whole bored will go into morning :dabs:

Monkey butt secks ftw!!! !!!1
I tried, I can't draw teh North'rn Monkey anymore, I can only draw photo-realistic gorillas now.

If I wasn't lazy I would just find the old one and copy that.

Here's some filthy images of Guile to keep you happy for a while: http://images.google.co.uk/images?q=guile

[manker]

I tried to find the old one the other day, can't remember why, but I failed too :(



That link was surprising, as were the results when I google for chun-li or nina - are all anime fans filthy pervs :naughty:

[Busyman]

manker = blyth = busyman. sure as hell didn't see that one coming

@busyman. I hope it goes well. Don't think I didn't notice your "fat-woman falling" reference. Feel to sick to bother rising to your bait though.
It's quite alright, fatass, fatass.

I really do hope you get better, Blight.

I mean it damnit!!!:angry:

[Gripper]

Bye Blyth,gonna miss ya,get better soonest

[DorisInsinuate]

Bump.

Ha, just wanted to see if anyone thought Blythorama came back.

[maebach]

I thought he did.

[Voetsek]

Greasy carpet watch out