Confessions

[JPaul]

Sometimes when I am drunk I listen to Coldplay.

There, I said it, anyone else want to share.

[j2k4]

When I drink, I get smarter. :)

[JPaul]

When I drink, I get smarter. :)
:lol: indeed, a common complaint.

[Proper Bo]

I kick small children if they pass me in the street

[GepperRankins]

i once decided to play soldiers and sat on the roof shooting paintballs at buses :ph34r:

[j2k4]

When I drink, I get smarter. :)
:lol: indeed, a common complaint.

Nobody is complaining. :D

[Proper Bo]

I'm really Busyman and manker

[maebach]

I Knew It!!!!!!1

[Proper Bo]

I'm him as well.

[JPaul]

I'm him as well.
arse

[Proper Bo]

I'm him as well. arse

I'm not him, he likes the men, or so I hear

manker

[manker]

If women didn't have vbs, I wouldn't bother with them at all.

[manker]

Damn, wrong account :frusty:

[Proper Bo]

:glag:


:shifty:

[DorisInsinuate]

I think the Sugababes are a bit good.

[manker]

I think the Sugababes are a bit good.So does my Dad.

Oh, the shame :pinch:

[Proper Bo]

they aren't, musically or visually....they're borderline boilers, you'd probably do them, but wouldn't admit it.

[manker]

I'll have to google a pic as I've never seen them, mtv boy.

brb

[manker]

http://www.nrk.no/img/375976.jpeg

http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/gallery/2003/02/20/PAsugababes3.jpg

I'd do Darthy before I did any of them.

[manker]

If I was forced, loike. To save humanity or something - not out of choice, obviousement :ermm:

[tesco]

doesn't matter what he said
Your bustyman?
I thought manker was bustyman.:blink:

[Proper Bo]

doesn't matter what he said Your bustyman?
I thought manker was bustyman.:blink:


where'd I say that:blink:

[maebach]

rossco is halucinating.

[Evil_Monkey]

Sometimes when I am drunk I listen to Coldplay.

There, I said it, anyone else want to share.
That band is not as bad as the one I listen to when I'm drunk :D

Every time I get drunk I always end up listening to Spice Girls and Hanson
Now thats scary even for me :ph34r: :ph34r: :ph34r: :ph34r: :ph34r:
I don't even know where the Cds came from :huh:

[Gripper]

I like opera,check out Katherine Jenkins.

Katherine (http://images.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=http://www.beautyinmusic.com/assets/artists_large_pics/katherine_jenkins_y_r.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.beautyinmusic.com/artist_pages/katherine_jenkins.htm&h=452&w=303&sz=48&tbnid=RoEolaNEK7kJ:&tbnh=124&tbnw=83&hl=en&start=1&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dkatherine%2Bjenkins%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den%26hs%3D7Sv%26lr%3D%26client%3Dfirefox-a%26rls%3Dorg.mozilla:en-US:official%26sa%3DN)

:naughty: :naughty: :naughty: :w00t: :01:

[worldpease]

After hating Britney Spears for a year or so,
Im falling in love again.
...and I actually like it.

edit: this "hating" word is wrong, right?

[Yogs]

I like opera,check out Katherine Jenkins.

Katherine (http://images.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=http://www.beautyinmusic.com/assets/artists_large_pics/katherine_jenkins_y_r.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.beautyinmusic.com/artist_pages/katherine_jenkins.htm&h=452&w=303&sz=48&tbnid=RoEolaNEK7kJ:&tbnh=124&tbnw=83&hl=en&start=1&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dkatherine%2Bjenkins%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den%26hs%3D7Sv%26lr%3D%26client%3Dfirefox-a%26rls%3Dorg.mozilla:en-US:official%26sa%3DN)

:naughty: :naughty: :naughty: :w00t: :01:


I like boobs too.....:schnauz:

[Buffalo]

Confessions,
I used to be soft ~ this was for reason!
I did have a lot of anger but kept it under control, but changes in life can open that can of worms, things that were under control are becoming out of controll again.
I guess some people know there inner strength and what they can do, but as a normal person with respect it doesn't happen, but what happens when you loose that respect.
I have been abused & cheated on, locally & internationally, I have lost my family ~ I have lost my normality ~ Am I now to lose my sanity ~ will I ever find my sanctuary.

Confessions, Yes, I have a few, Some too bad to mention

[GepperRankins]

you should like rap that on camera then put it on youtube

[Buffalo]

Hi Gep ~ my rhyme on vid, nice idea, but have I got Riddom, i've got lots of sauce http://www.sheringhamsurf.com/fst/dj.gif

[ziggyjuarez]

Im really a girl.

[Buffalo]

Confessions,

I was a main key holder for a film "undisclosed" for legal reasons!
to get a bonus in my wages I used to phone the number for the telephone in the safe room, the ultrasonic sensor would trigger the alarm, Easy cash!

[Yogs]

Im really a girl.

O rly??:w00t:

[j2k4]

After hating Britney Spears for a year or so,
Im falling in love again.
...and I actually like it.

edit: this "hating" word is wrong, right?

You hated her 'cuz she got married, and now you love her 'cuz she's kicking the dumb bastard to the curb.

Yeah, you got a chance.

[Buffalo]

Confessions,

I killed a frog. I was only a kid
I crushed it with a rock, I remember it making funny noises

[Yogs]

Confessions.

I am yogi...................:blushing:

[sArA]

I am actually a man....just waiting for the op.

[Buffalo]

I wonder what happens to all the willys, are they re-used?

[DorisInsinuate]

They're made into dildos.

[DorisInsinuate]

Confession:

I work in a dildo factory.

[sArA]

I saw a prog on the telly where they basically turn it inside out and put it inside thereby making a vagina. Pretty gruesome but the guy/girl in the programme said that it works a treat.

[Buffalo]

They're made into dildos.

OMG! ~ Plasti-Coat

[Buffalo]

I saw a prog on the telly where they basically turn it inside out and put it inside thereby making a vagina. Pretty gruesome but the guy/girl in the programme said that it works a treat.

That's well scary, I like my willy, no way Dude!

Confessions, My willy keeps me warm in winter

[Yogs]

Confession:

I am a dildo!!

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y122/jdennis3/4%20messages/dildo.gif

[Buffalo]

Nice banana ~ But the next time I put one in my mouth i will have pictures in my mind of a vibrating dildo.

Confession, I do have a vibrating pussy!

[DorisInsinuate]

Nice banana ~ But the next time I put one in my mouth i will have pictures in my mind of a vibrating dildo.

Confession, I do have a vibrating pussy!
I was going to get a vibrating pussy fitted, but the guy doing it wanted an arm and a leg for it.

There's a half joke for you.

[JPaul]

Nice banana ~ But the next time I put one in my mouth i will have pictures in my mind of a vibrating dildo.

Confession, I do have a vibrating pussy!
I thought you said you had a willy.:blink:

[DorisInsinuate]

Nice banana ~ But the next time I put one in my mouth i will have pictures in my mind of a vibrating dildo.

Confession, I do have a vibrating pussy!
I thought you said you had a willy.:blink:
Apparently he can turn it inside out and it can double as a vagina.

[JPaul]

I thought you said you had a willy.:blink:
Apparently he can turn it inside out and it can double as a vagina.
:lol:

Best of both Worlds as it were.

[Buffalo]

I would not swap my willy for nothing.
As for the vibrating pussy, because of this cold weather just of late, I have to leave my pussy to warm up on the radiator.

[JPaul]

I would not swap my willy for nothing.
As for the vibrating pussy, because of this cold weather just of late, I have to leave my pussy to warm up on the radiator.
http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b5dc29b3127cce90560a042f6400000016108AZt2zli5atj

[DorisInsinuate]

I would not swap my willy for nothing.
Not even for a reversible sedgewick, I mean reversible penis/vagina.

[j2k4]

I am actually a man....just waiting for the op.

BLOODY HELL!!!























:D

[Gripper]

I once inserted a straw in a frogs anus and blew it up like a ballon.

[Buffalo]

I once inserted a straw in a frogs anus and blew it up like a ballon.

nearly as bad as what i did ~ OMG! ~ well funny

[Gripper]

Even funnier whenyou throw it in the pond and it go's pffffffffft across the pond.
Wouldn't do it now,I was young and evil

[Proper Bo]

I once inserted a straw in a frogs anus and blew it up like a ballon.
nearly as bad as what i did ~ OMG! ~ well funny

what exactly did you do?:ph34r::blink::ph34r:

[Mr JP Fugley]

nearly as bad as what i did ~ OMG! ~ well funny

what exactly did you do?:ph34r::blink::ph34r:
he made a turkey gobble.

[Buffalo]

Confessions,

I killed a frog. I was only a kid
I crushed it with a rock, I remember it making funny noises

@ Bo :( poor kermit ~ sorry to all frog lovers!

[Buffalo]

what exactly did you do?:ph34r::blink::ph34r:
he made a turkey gobble.

I am not a Turkey wanker! ~ have you seen that little hut were they do it

[Mr JP Fugley]

he made a turkey gobble.

I am not a Turkey, wanker!
neither am I, bawbag:angry:

[Proper Bo]

i'd rather be crushed by a rock than inflated by someone shovin a straw up me erse!:dabs:

[Mr JP Fugley]

i'd rather be crushed by a rock than inflated by someone shovin a straw up me erse!:dabs:
still havin' the flashbacks then:blink:

[Proper Bo]

i'd rather be crushed by a rock than inflated by someone shovin a straw up me erse!:dabs: still havin' the flashbacks then:blink:

:wittyreply:

[Buffalo]

Confessions,

I'm drinking the crimbo wine again :(

But damn good! ~ it just means another trip to morrisons ~ but WTF!

[Guillaume]

I once inserted a straw in a frogs anus and blew it up like a ballon.
So it was you all along.

And I was thinking it was because of the beer and the overeating. :dry:

[Buffalo]

http://members.optushome.com.au/davidavid/crinia.jpg

it must have picked up a good speed across the water!

[j2k4]

I once inserted a straw in a frogs anus and blew it up like a ballon.
So it was you all along.

And I was thinking it was because of the beer and the overeating. :dry:

I congratulate you on your sense of humor. :lol:

[krispy82]

Hey, at least you can remember what you listen to...

[Proper Bo]

I once inserted a straw in a frogs anus and blew it up like a ballon. So it was you all along.

And I was thinking it was because of the beer and the overeating. :dry:

:glag:

[j2k4]

Hey, at least you can remember what you listen to...

Who, me? :huh:

[Evil_Monkey]

I used to listen to Retards Attempting Poetry 24 7 :ph34r: :ph34r: :ph34r: :ph34r:
(A.K.A. RAP)
I Can't rember what happen back then with out ROCK :cry: :D

[krispy82]

Hey, at least you can remember what you listen to...

Who, me? :huh:
Sorry was meant for the guy who listens to coldplay when drunk...:mellow:

[MagicNakor]

I have about 15 gigs of mp3s...and I'm bored of the lot of them.

For Christmas, everyone's getting cookies and the like. It's not because it's cheaper (as it's probably not all that much), it's because I can't be arsed to go out and buy presents.

:shuriken:

[JPaul]

Who, me? :huh:
Sorry was meant for the guy who listens to coldplay when drunk...:mellow:
Don't you know how to quote when replying :blink:

[Proper Bo]

Sorry was meant for the guy who listens to coldplay when drunk...:mellow: Don't you know how to quote when replying :blink:

the obvious thing for me to say here would be "I don't" so to be a bit more original...


I don't:blink:

[manker]

doesn't matter what he said
Your bustyman?
I thought manker was bustyman.:blink: No.

Check the IPs, admin boi. The real Bustyman's will match up with someone's.



Altho' to be fair, if I was Bustyman, I'd probably use a proxy because the mods are cunts for giving away the identities of alternative IDs when we're just having a larf :smilie4:

[Mr JP Fugley]

Altho' to be fair, if I was Bustyman, I'd probably use a proxy because the mods are cunts for giving away the identities of alternative IDs when we're just having a larf :smilie4:
yeah, like that's funny.

[manker]

Mod1: Who is 'bustyman'?
Mod2: Check the IP number just below his name.
Mod1: Oh, it's ziggyjuarez.
Mod2: Well, wait until everyone gets curious and then make a post saying exactly who it is.
Mod1: Yeah, then everyone will think that I'm the cleverest thing since a very clever thing.
Mod2: Indeed :happy:
Mod1: :happy:

[Buffalo]

I have about 15 gigs of mp3s...and I'm bored of the lot of them.
:shuriken:

My EX has a vast collection of music, to which he was always bragging about on the net, I think he was to trying to gain some sort of popularity as he classed himself as a hyper sharer ~ Not so long ago I went to do a radio show "Thats what I do" and i accessed his so called collection to which 90% of the volume levels were down by 25DB ~ it was the biggest load of crap i have ever came across ~ what a total waste of time ~ I believe a lot of this crap came from Soulseek or another collector of crap on there, they should stick to ripping paper not music, Twat's

Confessions,

If ya going to do it, then do it right, I hate waste, and wasters!

[krispy82]

Sorry was meant for the guy who listens to coldplay when drunk...:mellow:
Don't you know how to quote when replying :blink:
Well, I have replied a whole 4 or 5 times and that was my 2nd so hmmmm...guess I forgot. :rolleyes:

[Mr JP Fugley]

Don't you know how to quote when replying :blink:
Well, I have replied a whole 4 or 5 times and that was my 2nd so hmmmm...guess I forgot. :rolleyes:
did pater explain what a rod was. please allow me - i asked you if you knew how to quote, by quoting you quoting someone.

do you see, do you .... hmm.

[Mr JP Fugley]

I have about 15 gigs of mp3s...and I'm bored of the lot of them.
:shuriken:

My EX has a vast collection of music, to which he was always bragging about on the net, I think he was to trying to gain some sort of popularity as he classed himself as a hyper sharer ~ Not so long ago I went to do a radio show "Thats what I do" and i accessed his so called collection to which 90% of the volume levels were down by 25DB ~ it was the biggest load of crap i have ever came across ~ what a total waste of time ~ I believe a lot of this crap came from Soulseek or another collector of crap on there, they should stick to ripping paper not music, Twat's

Confessions,

If ya going to do it, then do it right, I hate waste, and wasters!


baz, if your ex of several years was a "he" then i'm fairly sure that you may indeed be a wee bit gay after all.

this does not excuse abuse of the possessive apostrophe btw.

[manker]

this does not excuse abuse of the possessive apostrophe btw.Agreed.

Abuse of the possessive apostrophe is gayer than any level of gay attained by heemasex.

[enoughfakefiles]

this does not excuse abuse of the possessive apostrophe btw.Agreed.

Abuse of the possessive apostrophe is gayer than any level of gay attained by heemasex.

:O

[j2k4]

this does not excuse abuse of the possessive apostrophe btw.Agreed.

Abuse of the possessive apostrophe is gayer than any level of gay attained by heemasex.

Awesome. :)

[j2k4]

Well, I have replied a whole 4 or 5 times and that was my 2nd so hmmmm...guess I forgot. :rolleyes:
did pater explain what a rod was. please allow me - i asked you if you knew how to quote, by quoting you quoting someone.

do you see, do you .... hmm.

She has yet to fully assimilate, JP.

Fine teaching tool you have provided, too, BTW.

Rods are so useful. :P

[Mr JP Fugley]

this does not excuse abuse of the possessive apostrophe btw.Agreed.

Abuse of the possessive apostrophe is gayer than any level of gay attained by heemasex.
don't be too h4r5h, baz was absent for most of the educational camp aign.

[Mr JP Fugley]

did pater explain what a rod was. please allow me - i asked you if you knew how to quote, by quoting you quoting someone.

do you see, do you .... hmm.

She has yet to fully assimilate, JP.

Fine teaching tool you have provided, too, BTW.

Rods are so useful. :P
only a fool spares it

[j2k4]

She has yet to fully assimilate, JP.

Fine teaching tool you have provided, too, BTW.

Rods are so useful. :P
only a fool spares it

So they say.

Look at manker, for feck's sake.:huh:

[manker]

Come now, j2.

You've ingurgitated my glistening rod on many occasions.

[Gripper]

WTF is a "posessive apostraphe",I wish you'd talk engrisk instead of welshish.
Seriously,perease explain.
Mine head hurteth.

[manker]

No, no. The possessive apostrophe is JP's domain. I couldn't encroach.



No really, I couldn't. I don't have a clue.

[Lilmiss]

confession;

i had Robbie posters all over my walls and ceiling when i twas younger. :blushing:

[JPaul]

confession;

i had Robbie posters all over my walls and ceiling when i twas younger. :blushing:
Who is Robbie Posters and what do you mean by had him all over your walls and ceiling.

Pics please, especially the ceiling.

[manker]

confession;

i had Robbie posters all over my walls and ceiling when i twas younger. :blushing:
Who is Robbie Posters and what do you mean by had him all over your walls and ceiling.

Pics please, especially the ceiling.Had = shagged. Now, read it again with Lionel Ritchie's Dancing on the Ceiling video in your mind's eye.




Duno what made me think of that :dabs:

[Lilmiss]

hell no pictures.
how dya think i stuck them up there? :lookaroun

[enoughfakefiles]

Duno what made me think of that :dabs:

Proberbly a closet lionel richie fan.:dabs:

[JPaul]

Who is Robbie Posters and what do you mean by had him all over your walls and ceiling.

Pics please, especially the ceiling.

Duno what made me think of that :dabs:
You're a sick, sick individual.

[manker]

Feckin' song is stuck in my head now :dabs:

[JPaul]

Feckin' song is stuck in my head now :dabs:
Yeah well thanks to you I've now got the image of lilmiss "having" Lionel Ritchie in some sort of "fly like" way, hanging from her ceiling.

Which is nice.

Apart from the Lionel Ritchie part.

Obviousement.

[enoughfakefiles]

Feckin' song is stuck in my head now :dabs:

Don't you call them love songs.:unsure:

[j2k4]

Come now, j2.

You've ingurgitated my glistening rod on many occasions.

I don't know how you could expect me to notice; I've heard you are of Gepper stock, and have been short-changed thus. :huh:

[JPaul]

Come now, j2.

You've ingurgitated my glistening rod on many occasions.

I don't know how you could expect me to notice; I've heard you are of Gepper stock, and have been short-changed thus. :huh:
Judged based on one's peers, hmm.

[Lilmiss]

Yeah well thanks to you I've now got the image of lilmiss "having" Lionel Ritchie in some sort of "fly like" way, hanging from her ceiling.


:unsure: I'm sure the static from his afro could keep us up for a while without the aid of my wings.

[manker]

Come now, j2.

You've ingurgitated my glistening rod on many occasions.

I don't know how you could expect me to notice; I've heard you are of Gepper stock, and have been short-changed thus. :huh:Good gawd, it's Busyman with flowery words :o

[JPaul]

Yeah well thanks to you I've now got the image of lilmiss "having" Lionel Ritchie in some sort of "fly like" way, hanging from her ceiling.


:unsure: I'm sure the static from his afro could keep us up for a while without the aid of my wings.
keep up for a while .... ooer missus.

[krispy82]

Well, I have replied a whole 4 or 5 times and that was my 2nd so hmmmm...guess I forgot. :rolleyes:
did pater explain what a rod was. please allow me - i asked you if you knew how to quote, by quoting you quoting someone.

do you see, do you .... hmm.
Sorry, I misinterpreted your'e first reply and yes I do know how to quote.

[JPaul]

did pater explain what a rod was. please allow me - i asked you if you knew how to quote, by quoting you quoting someone.

do you see, do you .... hmm.
Sorry, I misinterpreted your'e first reply and yes I do know how to quote.
Really

[GepperRankins]

i'll kill you all if you don't ask for written permission to use my name in future

[manker]

i'll kill you all if you don't ask for written permission to use my name in futureThink he was talking of the geppers, rather than just you, loike.

[GepperRankins]

:quick-rod:

:01:

[manker]

You can hardly blame me for that, figured I was helping out.

You've been a bit of a glebe today :dabs:

[GepperRankins]

just checking if i can get away with it :dabs:


i was expecting you to ignore it

[manker]

Where has the honour among rodders gone :fist:

We've got Busyman glebing it up, pretending that he knew about every rod ever rodded before it was conceived and now Dave worshiping at the altar of false rods.

[JPaul]

Do you people even know what a reel rod is.

I sometimes wonder.

[GepperRankins]

twas only a minor rod. gawd stfu already

[JPaul]

twas only a minor rod. gawd stfu already
I'm taking that as a no.

[Proper Bo]

Where has the honour among rodders gone :fist:

We've got Busyman glebing it up, pretending that he knew about every rod ever rodded before it was conceived and now Dave worshiping at the altar of false rods.

noice glebe usage:01:

[Proper Bo]

i submitted a definition to urbandictionary but it's still under review atm:dabs:

[manker]

Where has the honour among rodders gone :fist:

We've got Busyman glebing it up, pretending that he knew about every rod ever rodded before it was conceived and now Dave worshiping at the altar of false rods.

noice glebe usage:01:Used it twice today :01:

[Proper Bo]

you're a glebe, the lounge is full of glebes, jiggy's a major glebe....there's three, beat that:snooty: