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How old were you the first time you heard that Santa Claus doesn't exist?
Did you cry?
Did you already kinda know?
Disclaimer: If you are one of those dolts who still believes, sorry but this is your rude awakening. Poster is not liable for any trauma, psychological or otherwise, resulting from the above revelation.
Mr. Mulder
12-24-2005, 02:59 PM
i am a cylon, we do not believe in father christmas :blink:
ziggyjuarez
12-24-2005, 03:01 PM
Was raise on a faction of the christian faith that did not follow christmas...
So you say. :santa:
http://blog.lordsutch.com/local/cylon-xmas.jpg
Proper Bo
12-24-2005, 03:13 PM
I was four when I worked it out, my grandad used to be santa for a nursery near here and I found his costume:dabs:
GepperRankins
12-24-2005, 03:14 PM
i don't think i ever believed there was a father christmas :dabs:
We have Sinterklaas in Holland and he actually really exists!!:01:
http://stnicholas.kids.us/stnic/images/sint-arrive-wmaster.jpg
[mmm, something is wrong with this picture......:pinch: ]
Mr. Mulder
12-24-2005, 03:38 PM
So you say. :santa:
http://blog.lordsutch.com/local/cylon-xmas.jpg
Noice :happy: but that's the old centurion model, im the new kind :snooty:
i was 6 six my parents didnt have enough money to buy me what i wanted so they told me santa didnt exist so i would leave them alone..
Spider_dude
12-24-2005, 03:48 PM
happy kwanzaa bitchez
tantric
12-24-2005, 07:19 PM
Of course he exists. I just saw him at the mall. :O
Gemby!
12-24-2005, 07:21 PM
i didnt care...i knew i was still getting the presents :D
Wolfmight
12-24-2005, 08:30 PM
found out when I was 10. My friends and me always talked about how they were all fake ever since 5 and up, but I didn't have proof untill I was 10. Now I'm nearly 20 and presents are all we give.
I'm nearly 20 and presents are all we give.
As opposed to... ? :blink:
wedgies?
blow jobs?
a :shit:?
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