the canadian thread

[Spider_dude]

lol

[enoughfakefiles]

Do we have any canadians on the board.?

[Spider_dude]

lol

[JPaul]

:lol:

You're on form today my spidery ami.

[Guyver]

Canada Rox!

[JPaul]

It's Canadia, how many times do you need told .... flippin' Canadians.

[Spider_dude]

lol

[MagicNakor]

It's also an island off Ireland...

:shuriken:

[Spider_dude]

burnt island?

[Virtualbody1234]

It's Canadia, how many times do you need told .... flippin' Canadians.
Nope. :snooty:

[enoughfakefiles]

burnt island?

I've been there. :snooty:

[JPaul]

burnt island?

I've been there. :snooty:
I heard it's just like Canadia, is that right.

[maebach]

im from canadia

[JPaul]

im from canadia
:lol: Good lad.

Is it like Burntisland at all.

[tesco]

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[JPaul]

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I'm not talking to you coz' I can't get Green Hats, just for a few days.

[Mr. Mulder]

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I'm not talking to you coz' I can't get Green Hats, just for a few days.

one night we'll wait for him outside the fruit basket, then strike when he's least expecting it :ph34r:

[JPaul]

I'm not talking to you coz' I can't get Green Hats, just for a few days.

one night we'll wait for him outside the fruit basket, then strike when he's least expecting it :ph34r:

You think that us unexpectedly withdrawing our labour will help in the quest for Green Hats.:blink:

[Mr. Mulder]

couldn't hurt :dabs:

[JPaul]

couldn't hurt :dabs:
Worth a bash then, I think we could pull it off. Hopefully it won't be too messy.

[Mr. Mulder]

couldn't hurt :dabs:
Hopefully it won't be too messy.

wait, what are we bashing off? :dabs:

[JPaul]

Hopefully it won't be too messy.

wait, what are we bashing off? :dabs:
Hoi, you picked the fruit basket as the venue.

[Mr. Mulder]

wait, what are we bashing off? :dabs:
Hoi, you picked the fruit basket as the venue.

cos ive got one free pass :naughty:

[JPaul]

Hoi, you picked the fruit basket as the venue.

cos ive got one free pass :naughty:
So you had to pay for the rest then.

[Mr. Mulder]

they can't aford all'this yo :snooty:

[JPaul]

they can't aford all'this yo :snooty:
Who, the homosexualists.

[Mr. Mulder]

ya, they spend all their money on clothes, make up, ba-card-ee breezers and even stevens, as is my understanding :dabs:

[JPaul]

ya, they spend all their money on clothes, make up, ba-card-ee breezers and even stevens, as is my understanding :dabs:
Yeah, when they aren't watching the Oscars.

[Mr. Mulder]

or winning awards at said Oscars :dabs:

[JPaul]

or winning awards at said Oscars :dabs:
Or presenting them

[Mr. Mulder]

or polishing them off :dabs:

[JPaul]

Nothing like getting a good shine on your knob.

[Mr. Mulder]

as long as you don't use toilet paper :dabs:

[JPaul]

as long as you don't use toilet paper :dabs:
Yeah, it a pain when wee bits break off and get stuck in crevices.

[Mr. Mulder]

yeah, yeah... :dabs:

[JPaul]

yeah, yeah... :dabs:
I find a good quality flush, with fresh water, gets rid of the worst of it.

[Mr. Mulder]

i go to sleep straight after :dabs:

[JPaul]

i go to sleep straight after :dabs:
Doesn't that lead to fermentation.

[Mr. Mulder]

dunno, not seen any? :unsure:

[JPaul]

dunno, not seen any? :unsure:
Do you ever get a yeasty smell.

[Mr. Mulder]

more of a curry/beer/pish smell really :unsure:

[JPaul]

more of a curry/beer/pish smell really :unsure:
You really want to clean those door handles mate.

[Mr. Mulder]

caves don't have doors or door handles :dabs:

[JPaul]

caves don't have doors or door handles :dabs:
They do if you be a hobbit.

[Mr. Mulder]

signing off now, night babe :wub:

[JPaul]

signing off now, night babe :wub:
TTFN bud, have a great Chrimbo.

[Mr. Mulder]

u too, chief :01:

[maebach]

its 8pm here. damn that santa better come soon

[MagicNakor]

:blink:

[enoughfakefiles]

its 8pm here. damn that santa better come soon

Bit of a stallion his he :rolleyes:

[Khan's Grape]

Is it true they like bacon?

[Mr. Mulder]

Is it true they like bacon?

sometimes its all they can think about :shifty:

[MagicNakor]

Did someone say bacon smothered in maple syrup and accompanied by beer?!

:shuriken:

[clocker]

I hope not.

Hobbes was probably thinking about it though.

[Virtualbody1234]

Is it true they like bacon?
Did you know that the Americans have something called "Canadian Bacon" and it's not bacon to me. :no:

http://www.hormel.com/images/glossary/c/canadianbacon.jpg

[clocker]

Is it true they like bacon?
Did you know that the Americans have something called "Canadian Bacon" and it's not bacon to me. :no:

I know, you see that and think, "Ummmm....hockey!", eh?

[Virtualbody1234]

I know, you see that and think, "Ummmm....hockey!", eh?
Nope.

[Guyver]

im canadian and i think hockey is fucking ghey lol