Concert

[JPaul]

Luciano Pavarotti, the World's greatest tenor (and arguably singer) is coming to Glasgow as part of his farewell tour. I have tickets to see him, which is fan-tastic.

They cost £90 each (approx $327) but I'm sure you will agree well worth the money for such a momentous event.

Now I know most of you are befuddled dolts and almost entirely Philistine in your outlook, however I thought I would mention it anyway.

[enoughfakefiles]

I thought this was about the girls aloud concert on CH4 at the moment :(

[JPaul]

Blast, I missed that.

[HeavyMetalParkingLot]

They cost £90 each (approx $327)

£90 = $155. But who cares, you got to take a pot shot.

[JPaul]

They cost £90 each (approx $327)

£90 = $155. But who cares, you got to take a pot shot.

I take it you are assuming I meant US$.

Arrogant bar stewards.

[JPaul]

I got to take 2 now, thanks for that

[HeavyMetalParkingLot]

£90 = $155. But who cares, you got to take a pot shot.

I take it you are assuming I meant US$.

Arrogant bar stewards.

Then please tell me who you meant. Enlighten us.

[Santa]

05 July 2006 SECC Arena (http://www.getmetickets.net/tickets/viewvenue?venueId=178&eventId=7624) Glasgow
All other Blocks = £70
Block JJ = £130
Ticket Price
Block F (https://www.getmetickets.net/tickets/purchaseticket?ticketId=21140) £ 147.00
Block B (https://www.getmetickets.net/tickets/purchaseticket?ticketId=21141) £ 177.00
Block FF (https://www.getmetickets.net/tickets/purchaseticket?ticketId=21142) £ 197.00
Block AA (https://www.getmetickets.net/tickets/purchaseticket?ticketId=21143) £ 237.00
Block JJ Row 30 (https://www.getmetickets.net/tickets/purchaseticket?ticketId=21144) £ 277.00
Block JJ Row 25 (https://www.getmetickets.net/tickets/purchaseticket?ticketId=21145) £ 297.00
Block JJ Row 20 (https://www.getmetickets.net/tickets/purchaseticket?ticketId=21146) £ 337.00
Block JJ Row 15 (https://www.getmetickets.net/tickets/purchaseticket?ticketId=21147) £ 377.00
Block JJ Row 10 (https://www.getmetickets.net/tickets/purchaseticket?ticketId=21148) £ 397.00
Block JJ Row 7 (https://www.getmetickets.net/tickets/purchaseticket?ticketId=21149) £ 477.00
Block JJ Row 5 (https://www.getmetickets.net/tickets/purchaseticket?ticketId=21150) £ 577.00
Block JJ Row 4 (https://www.getmetickets.net/tickets/purchaseticket?ticketId=21151) £ 677.00
Block JJ Row 3 (https://www.getmetickets.net/tickets/purchaseticket?ticketId=21152) £ 777.00
Block JJ Row 2 (https://www.getmetickets.net/tickets/purchaseticket?ticketId=21153) £ 877.00
Block JJ Row 1 (https://www.getmetickets.net/tickets/purchaseticket?ticketId=21154) £ 977.00:ermm::wacko::blink:

[JPaul]

I take it you are assuming I meant US$.

Arrogant bar stewards.

Then please tell me who you meant. Enlighten us.
Yeah, I'll take instruction from a rude, arrogant, aggresive American on the interweb.

Like that's going to happen.

[JPaul]

05 July 2006 SECC Arena (http://www.getmetickets.net/tickets/viewvenue?venueId=178&eventId=7624) Glasgow
All other Blocks = £70
Block JJ = £130
Ticket Price
Block F (https://www.getmetickets.net/tickets/purchaseticket?ticketId=21140) £ 147.00
Block B (https://www.getmetickets.net/tickets/purchaseticket?ticketId=21141) £ 177.00
Block FF (https://www.getmetickets.net/tickets/purchaseticket?ticketId=21142) £ 197.00
Block AA (https://www.getmetickets.net/tickets/purchaseticket?ticketId=21143) £ 237.00
Block JJ Row 30 (https://www.getmetickets.net/tickets/purchaseticket?ticketId=21144) £ 277.00
Block JJ Row 25 (https://www.getmetickets.net/tickets/purchaseticket?ticketId=21145) £ 297.00
Block JJ Row 20 (https://www.getmetickets.net/tickets/purchaseticket?ticketId=21146) £ 337.00
Block JJ Row 15 (https://www.getmetickets.net/tickets/purchaseticket?ticketId=21147) £ 377.00
Block JJ Row 10 (https://www.getmetickets.net/tickets/purchaseticket?ticketId=21148) £ 397.00
Block JJ Row 7 (https://www.getmetickets.net/tickets/purchaseticket?ticketId=21149) £ 477.00
Block JJ Row 5 (https://www.getmetickets.net/tickets/purchaseticket?ticketId=21150) £ 577.00
Block JJ Row 4 (https://www.getmetickets.net/tickets/purchaseticket?ticketId=21151) £ 677.00
Block JJ Row 3 (https://www.getmetickets.net/tickets/purchaseticket?ticketId=21152) £ 777.00
Block JJ Row 2 (https://www.getmetickets.net/tickets/purchaseticket?ticketId=21153) £ 877.00
Block JJ Row 1 (https://www.getmetickets.net/tickets/purchaseticket?ticketId=21154) £ 977.00:ermm::wacko::blink:


Well, we wouldn't want you pikeys coming along.

[HeavyMetalParkingLot]

Then please tell me who you meant. Enlighten us.
Yeah, I'll take instruction from a rude, arrogant, aggresive American on the interweb.

Like that's going to happen.

Of course, being American is synonymous with being rude, arrogant and aggressive. Thought you were smarter than that, guess not.

[JPaul]

That's three now, you really are making my day.

Americans are too dumb to even realize how dumb they are. It's sweet.

[Yogs]

Yeah, I'll take instruction from a rude, arrogant, aggresive American on the interweb.

Like that's going to happen.

Of course, being American is synonymous with being rude, arrogant and aggressive. Thought you were smarter than that, guess not.:frusty: :lol:

[HeavyMetalParkingLot]

That's three now, you really are making my day.

Americans are too dumb to even realize how dumb they are. It's sweet.

Peice of shit Scot. Kinda funny that someone from a country who's national past time is impregnating 13 year olds talks down to another nationality. So, how much longer till your little girl enters your bed like a proper little girl?

[JPaul]

That's three now, you really are making my day.

Americans are too dumb to even realize how dumb they are. It's sweet.

Peice of shit Scot. Kinda funny that someone from a country who's national past time is impregnating 13 year olds talks down to another nationality. So, how much longer till your little girl enters your bed like a proper little girl?
Could you speak up, I couldn't hear you for the banjo music.

[HeavyMetalParkingLot]

Peice of shit Scot. Kinda funny that someone from a country who's national past time is impregnating 13 year olds talks down to another nationality. So, how much longer till your little girl enters your bed like a proper little girl?
Could you speak up, I couldn't hear you for the banjo music.

Coming from a man wearing a dress...

[JPaul]

Of course, being American is synonymous with being rude, arrogant and aggressive. Thought you were smarter than that, guess not.:frusty: :lol:
Yeah, people care what a mental who's too lazy to earn his own living thinks.

Isn't it time you ran away in the huff for good, again.

[JPaul]

Coming from a man wearing a dress...
I hope you both had a nice time.

Did it cost much.

[Yogs]

Ohh, sweetheart, what makes you think i read your onetrickpony-crap, anyway???


Doh!!

http://forum.ppnow.com/style_emoticons/default/msn_052.gif

[JPaul]

Ohh, sweetheart, what makes you think i read your onetrickpony-crap, anyway???


Doh!!

http://forum.ppnow.com/style_emoticons/default/msn_052.gif
Replying to it's a bit of a clue.

What happened with you and your great new chums anyway. Did they find out you were a workshy mental and ip ban you.

[Yogs]

Blablabla bla blabla bla.

YoBla

[JPaul]

That's the most sensible thing I've ever saw you post.

[HeavyMetalParkingLot]

That's the most sensible thing I've ever saw you post.

Makes more sense than Americans are dumb....

[Yogs]

Funny thing is he imagines he's making me look like a fool.......:lol: :lol: :lol:

[HeavyMetalParkingLot]

Funny thing is he imagines he's making me look like a fool.......:lol: :lol: :lol:

If he would spend less time browsing tween chat sites looking for a nice young lass....

[JPaul]

Funny thing is he imagines he's making me look like a fool.......:lol: :lol: :lol:
Indeed not, it's you who does that.

[Yogs]

Somebody is farting.....:pinch:

[JPaul]

That's the most sensible thing I've ever saw you post.

Makes more sense than Americans are dumb....
One can only go by the evidence presented.

I think it was j2 who said
The intruder rate has nothing whatsoever to do with any "gun culture", it has to do with what percentage of of the population-at-large are idiots

who am I to argue with one of your own elder statesmen.

[JPaul]

Somebody is farting.....:pinch:
As if by magic, thanks for that.

[HeavyMetalParkingLot]

Makes more sense than Americans are dumb....
One can only go by the evidence presented.

I think it was j2 who said
The intruder rate has nothing whatsoever to do with any "gun culture", it has to do with what percentage of of the population-at-large are idiots

who am I to argue with one of your own elder statesmen.

Yes, I started this thread taking a pot shot so I am the idiot. Oh, wait, I didn't start this thread taking a pot shot....

[JPaul]

I started this thread saying I had tickets to see Pavarotti, how is that a "pot shot"

[HeavyMetalParkingLot]

I started this thread saying I had tickets to see Pavarotti, how is that a "pot shot"

You stated £90 = $327. I stated That you were wrong and it is the equivalent of $155. Then you called me arrogant. I then asked you for a little clarification in the chance I misunderstood you, so you called me a rude, arrogant, agressive American. Blah blah blah Americans are so dumb...

[JPaul]

1, How is miscalculating exchange rates a "pot shot". How precious would you have to be to think that was a "pot shot". Whenever I post an amount in Sterling I also post a ridiculous amount in Dollars. It's an obvious, stupid joke.

2, You assuming that it was US$ was arrogant, why would it automatically be US. I said it was arrogant because it was.

3, You sought clarification. I thought I would take the pish a bit, thinking you would get it as a bit of a larf. What I said was preposterous, but you took it seriously.

Having said that you thought the exchange rate thing was a "pot shot", so I should have realized you were very sensitive, my bad. Sorry if I offended your great nation by inferring that it's currency was not particularly strong against the £ just now.

I take it you would object if I suggested your foreign policy left something to be desired.

[HeavyMetalParkingLot]

1, How is miscalculating exchange rates a "pot shot". How precious would you have to be to think that was a "pot shot". Whenever I post an amount in Sterling I also post a ridiculous amount in Dollars. It's an obvious, stupid joke.

2, You assuming that it was US$ was arrogant, why would it automatically be US. I said it was arrogant because it was.

3, You sought clarification. I thought I would take the pish a bit, thinking you would get it as a bit of a larf. What I said was preposterous, but you took it seriously.

Having said that you thought the exchange rate thing was a "pot shot", so I should have realized you were very sensitive, my bad. Sorry if I offended your great nation by inferring that it's currency was not particularly strong against the £ just now.

I take it you would object if I suggested your foreign policy left something to be desired.

1. I apologize if I don't follow every one of your posts to see that you "always post ridiculus amounts in dollars".

2. Considering Europe uses Euros (except the Pound users) it would seem simple to assume you were refering to the US Dollar. You still haven't stated which Dollar you are using, so I can only assume you did in fact mean the US Dollar.

3. Simply saying "I meant the Australian Dollar" or whatever would have been to easy, no?

4. Did I say you insulted my "great nation"? I don't think I did. BUT you did feel you needed to insult a large amount of people with your "Americans are so dumb" rhetoric.

[JPaul]

1. You really should, that would save the misunderstanding.

2. What does Euro have to do with it, I live in the UK and the tickets were bought in £. The assumption is again arrogant, but I have come to realize you can't help it.

3. It would have been really easy, but I was taking the pish by that stage (as explained in my last) so it wouldn't have helped achieve my aim.

4. See above. I would be surprised if I offended that many people. Only the truly dumb would not have realized it was just having a larf.

[Santa]

live concerts are too realistic.

[JPaul]

Anyway HMPL is just jealous coz' I'm going to see Pavarotti on his farewell tour.

[Santa]

The quiet moment when Pav sucks in a deep breath
for the climax of his piece,

is best used to stand up and scream...
"Mankers daps are worthy of Chav gepperdom"

[JPaul]

The quiet moment when Pav sucks in a deep breath
for the climax of his piece,

is best used to stand up and scream...
"Mankers daps are worthy of Chav gepperdom"
That's just what I was planning to do.:O

[hobbes]

A sublime thread for a sublime event.

Jp, I assumed you were referring to Troy pounds which are worth a wee bit more than the standard pound, out of respect for Pavaratti's golden notes.

If he takes requests, do you think he could sing "100 bottles of beer on the wall" for me? I've always wanted him to do that classic.

http://www.morleyathletic.com/images/M17129.jpg

I will be mailing you this fine way to express your satisfaction with the show. And yes, that is real chrome on there.

And like the green Christmas hats, it is not something you can keep, cheap barsteward.

[Cheese]

I started this thread saying I had tickets to see Pavarotti, how is that a "pot shot"


Everyone here takes the piss when $'s and £'s are mentioned but I don't recall anyone ever taking offence to it.

Anyhow, I bet you paid for the tickets with that fake looking Scottish money. :snooty:

[JPaul]

I started this thread saying I had tickets to see Pavarotti, how is that a "pot shot"


Everyone here takes the piss when $'s and £'s are mentioned but I don't recall anyone ever taking offence to it.

Anyhow, I bet you paid for the tickets with that fake looking Scottish money. :snooty:
Yeah, like I paid £180 (appox $679) for concert tickets.

I'm a kept man, you knew that already.

[Cheese]

Everyone here takes the piss when $'s and £'s are mentioned but I don't recall anyone ever taking offence to it.

Anyhow, I bet you paid for the tickets with that fake looking Scottish money. :snooty: Yeah, like I paid £180 (appox $679) for concert tickets.

I'm a kept man, you knew that already.
You should go the cheap route and go to the Brian Blessed tribute act instead.

[JPaul]

Yeah, like I paid £180 (appox $679) for concert tickets.

I'm a kept man, you knew that already.
You should go the cheap route and go to the Brian Blessed tribute act instead.
Who plays Brian Blessed.

[Santa]

you forgot to ad costs for;
-Tux cleaning/rental
-shoe polish
-shampoo/shave etc
-roses for lady friend
-taxi/limo
-dinner in Chez Serge
-wine before
-wine during
-pints afterwards (+ crisps)
-fine for damage of pub
-one phonecall + jail bail

[Mr. Mulder]

fro;ljn

[JPaul]

you forgot to ad costs for;
-Tux cleaning/rental
-shoe polish
-shampoo/shave etc
-roses for lady friend
-taxi/limo
-dinner in Chez Serge
-wine before
-wine during
-pints afterwards (+ crisps)
-fine for damage of pub
-one phonecall + jail bail
Pikey.

[JPaul]

Jp, I assumed you were referring to Troy Pounds

No it's definitely Pavarotti, it says so on the ticket.

[JPaul]

out of respect for Pavaratti's golden notes.

If he takes requests, do you think he could sing "100 bottles of beer on the wall" for me? I've always wanted him to do that classic.

When you can't even spell his name. He may have considered it, but not now.

[JPaul]

And like the green Christmas hats, it is not something you can keep, cheap barsteward.

Yeah, what did you think of that, after all the effort I've put in and not even Green Hats for a couple of days.

[hobbes]

Jp, I assumed you were referring to Troy Pounds

No it's definitely Pavarotti, it says so on the ticket.

Right, my bad, Troy Pounds is the name of that Gaylord shagging Sir Elton's Johnston

[JPaul]

No it's definitely Pavarotti, it says so on the ticket.

Right, my bad, Troy Pounds is the name of that Gaylord shagging Sir Elton's Johnston
There must be a pr0n actor called Troy Pounds, Shirley.

[hobbes]

Right, my bad, Troy Pounds is the name of that Gaylord shagging Sir Elton's Johnston
There must be a pr0n actor called Troy Pounds, Shirley.

From Happy Birthday by Troy Hoshor:


When Stephanie says "I wish," Troy should appear outside of her glass window.

Troy: (earnestly) Did somebody say, "I wish?"

Stephanie: I wish.. I wish that..

Troy: (starts knocking on the glass) Did somebody say, "I wish?"

Stephanie: (oblivious) I wish that..

Troy pounds on the window making a large degree of noise.

Troy: Did somebody say–

Stephanie: (shocked) TROY!!


Stephanie, not shirley you twit.

[JPaul]

Who are you calling a twit, twat.

[Spider_dude]

a protestant girl was last night shot in her fanny in belfast, 1 hour later a catholic girl was shot in her breast. police believe this is a tit for twat shooting.

[JPaul]

a protestant girl was last night shot in her fanny in belfast, 1 hour later a catholic girl was shot in her breast. police believe this is a tit for twat shooting.
V Poor.


V V Poor.

[Spider_dude]

who do women love to suck circumcised cawks?

cos they cant resist anything with 10% off

[manker]

Who are you calling a twit, twat.
:schnauz: