Punchlines

[JPaul]

One nun dead and eighty.

[manker]

Fucking hell! That's a big word for an eight year old!

[JPaul]

It's like a nob, only smaller.

[Dark Steno]

Eighty? woot!

[enoughfakefiles]

If a ballerina can lift her leg that high she deserves a drink.

[JPaul]

If it's anything like shagging a Kangaroo we'll need all the room we can get.

[Dark Steno]

If a ballerina can lift her leg that high she deserves a drink.
How about the one in your sig?

[manker]

I just sat there.

On the setee.

Totally naked.

[JPaul]

Is that a gun in your pocket or do you have a massive hard-on.

[enoughfakefiles]

On the other hand it's massive.

[JPaul]

A stick

[Santa]

what's that smell?

[BigBank_Hank]

A pair of socks and a piece of ass and they were both to big.

[enoughfakefiles]

There's only two of them.

[DorisInsinuate]

Yes, is it an elbow?

[JPaul]

And when I turned round her Dad was txting manker.

[Santa]

I agree.

[Proper Bo]

best liver

[Santa]

Free

[j2k4]

Eino's stuck! :lol:

[j2k4]

She said her water broke but she wasn't pregnant... :O

[j2k4]

She thought "MS DOS for Dummies" was a feminist manual for beginners...

[JPaul]

Well hop over and get me a pint of snails.

[DorisInsinuate]

"You come in here giving it all that."

[manker]

He's fucking menthol.

[JPaul]

That's a strange place to have a door.

[GepperRankins]

but god doesn't think he's a chef

[Proper Bo]

being raped

[j2k4]

I was being psychotic.

[Cheese]

It was a Ham Bush.

[Cheese]

That's why I buy Kinder Surprise.

[Santa]

It fell.

[Cheese]

That's when I decided to stop masturbating to Richard and Judy.

[JPaul]

Calm down, let's not make this rape a murder as well.

[Cheese]

One is a pant in the country, the other is a...

[JPaul]

Oh so that's why it says C & A on my pants.

[Cheese]

Well oi tried me best but oi got sent aff at 'alf-time.

[Cheese]

The end guy is hard.

[Cheese]

There aren't any in Texas.

[Dark Steno]

Texas?

[Cheese]

A stick.

[Cheese]

You were only supposed to blow the bloody Doors off.

[JPaul]

A fake orgasm - "Oh, Dave, Dave, Dave".

[enoughfakefiles]

You were only supposed to blow the bloody Doors off.

Are you watching the italian job by any chance :unsure:

[Cheese]

You were only supposed to blow the bloody Doors off.
Are you watching the italian job by any chance :unsure:

Notice the capitalization.;)

Good joke, but I don't remember the rest of it.

[Santa]

http://mredon.free.fr/Ron%20Mueck/19.jpg

[manker]

Are you watching the italian job by any chance :unsure:

Notice the capitalization.;)

Good joke, but I don't remember the rest of it.I think the joke should be that Michael Caine organised a couple of hookers to fellate Jim Morrison and the other blokes in the band that no-one knows the name of - but by the end of the joke, the hookers have got everyone in Michael Caine's family involved in the orgy.

A kind of Aristocrats a la South Park scenario :ermm:

When Caine enters the room, he berates the hookers by saying: You were only supposed to blow the bloody Doors off.


Well, duno if that's the joke you heard, I made that up ... but whadya think?

[JPaul]

Notice the capitalization.;)

Good joke, but I don't remember the rest of it.I think the joke should be that Michael Caine organised a couple of hookers to fellate Jim Morrison and the other blokes in the band that no-one knows the name of - but by the end of the joke, the hookers have got everyone in Michael Caine's family involved in the orgy.

A kind of Aristocrats a la South Park scenario :ermm:

When Caine enters the room, he berates the hookers by saying: You were only supposed to blow the bloody Doors off.


Well, duno if that's the joke you heard, I made that up ... but whadya think?


Too subtle, the punchline isn't snappy enough. It takes a wee bit of thinking about and loses impact.

Have you seen the film "The Aristocrats" btw, it's feckin' outrageous.

[manker]

I haven't, however, I will download it tout de suite on your recommendation. I believe that I've seen it on (the recently gypsy-free) Pisexy.

I'll do that instead of writing more gags :dabs:

[Khan's Grape]

Have you seen the film "The Aristocrats" btw, it's feckin' outrageous.

I watched that on Christmas Eve, good family entertainment.

Gilbert Gottfried's version > *

[manker]

/cancels download :dry:

[Khan's Grape]

Notice the capitalization.;)

Good joke, but I don't remember the rest of it.I think the joke should be that Michael Caine organised a couple of hookers to fellate Jim Morrison and the other blokes in the band that no-one knows the name of - but by the end of the joke, the hookers have got everyone in Michael Caine's family involved in the orgy.

A kind of Aristocrats a la South Park scenario :ermm:

When Caine enters the room, he berates the hookers by saying: You were only supposed to blow the bloody Doors off.


Well, duno if that's the joke you heard, I made that up ... but whadya think?


Michael Caine needs to have a flashback halfway through the joke that involves an obscure 80's sitcom, an ED-209 has to be in there somewhere and you need to make fun of a minority group. Then it would be "fucking genius".

[JPaul]

/cancels download :dry:
:lol:

It is one of the most outrageous things I have ever seen and funny as feck.

It's based on a joke and various comedians discuss how it can be told. Getting more and more OTT as the film goes on.

If you like that sort of thing it's wet yourself funny.

I really would download it and have a wee look. I think you would enjoy it.

http://www.thearistocrats.com/

[Gripper]

Infrequently,is that one word or two

[JPaul]

Infrequently,is that one word or two
Indeed, is that necrophilia.

[Gripper]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v481/gripper103/buttsecksowl6ix.gif

Very offensive (http://www.thearistocrats.com/data/vault/music/buttfucked.mp3):naughty:

[DanB]

green fluff

[Gripper]

ok I'll just text manker

[manker]

One word.

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I didn't get the above Chebus irony at all, btw :P

[manker]

No, really - I didn't.


Thought the tongue might have made it look like I did :ermm:

[JPaul]

Does that mean we are now more popular than cheese is.

[DorisInsinuate]

http://www.cbwheels.com/images/SPOILER-DUALDECK&DUALWING(1).gif

[clocker]

I was abused as a zygote.

[Gripper]

That's when the imp popped its head out

[Dark Steno]

http://www.cbwheels.com/images/SPOILER-DUALDECK&DUALWING(1).gif
You should do it like this
http://www.cbwheels.com/images/SPOILER-DUALDECK&DUALWING(1).gif

[j2k4]

I was abused as a zygote.

That's impossible.

If you were, you wouldn't be here to tell of it. :rolleyes:

[JPaul]

I was abused as a zygote.

That's impossible.

If you were, you wouldn't be here to tell of it. :rolleyes:
Perhaps it was verbal abuse, or mental.

[j2k4]

That's impossible.

If you were, you wouldn't be here to tell of it. :rolleyes:
Perhaps it was verbal abuse, or mental.

Self-abuse?

In a zygote?

Novel idea; a scientific first, perhaps...

[Dark Steno]

Ziggy?

[JPaul]

Perhaps it was verbal abuse, or mental.

Self-abuse?

In a zygote?

Novel idea; a scientific first, perhaps...
Or mayhap one gamete abusing t'other.

[manker]

Self-abuse?

In a zygote?

Novel idea; a scientific first, perhaps...
Or mayhap one gamete abusing t'other.You mean like when one of the haploid sets is a carrier of the dreaded ginger gene :fear:

[JPaul]

Or mayhap one gamete abusing t'other.You mean like when one of the haploid sets is a carrier of the dreaded ginger gene :fear:
You've taken that too far.