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Smith
12-27-2005, 07:00 PM
...and I'm scared shitless:cry:

Her family is CRAZY!

JPaul
12-27-2005, 07:02 PM
Then they may like you.

Smith
12-27-2005, 07:05 PM
:blushing:

Busyman
12-27-2005, 07:25 PM
...and I'm scared shitless:cry:

Her family is CRAZY!
Why do you have to meet them?

Smith
12-27-2005, 07:26 PM
Cause she invited me over this morning, and I wana see her so of course I'm going to go...

Just so happens her family is there :unsure:

Santa
12-27-2005, 07:47 PM
talk about Rossco and you'll do fine.

Smith
12-27-2005, 07:59 PM
:huh:

manker
12-27-2005, 08:02 PM
Listen to ICP's dating game. It'll tell you all you need to know about meeting parents.

Guillaume
12-27-2005, 08:03 PM
As long as you don't mention "sticking it in her pooper" you should be fine.

JPaul
12-27-2005, 08:04 PM
As long as you don't mention "sticking it in her pooper" you should be fine.
Or actually do it in front of her Papa.

DorisInsinuate
12-27-2005, 08:07 PM
Or do it in front of her Papa while fondling her Mamere

manker
12-27-2005, 08:08 PM
Dan texted me news of that chance meeting of parent and child, at 1am on Christmas Eve.

Presumably he'd just finished getting caught shagging some bird up the arse by her Dad and thought ... 'Hmmm, I'd better text manker and let him know'.

I glagged heartily when I read the text message, btw.

DorisInsinuate
12-27-2005, 08:17 PM
I wonder if he was still penetrating that girl's orifice while he texted you.

manker
12-27-2005, 08:19 PM
I wonder if he was still penetrating that girl's orifice while he texted you.I like to think so :happy:

DorisInsinuate
12-27-2005, 08:19 PM
Hawt.

enoughfakefiles
12-27-2005, 08:25 PM
I wonder if he was still penetrating that girl's orifice while he texted you.I like to think so :happy:

Has dan not got a picture phone :pinch:

Santa
12-27-2005, 08:26 PM
:huh:

sorry wrong person

goodluck

JPaul
12-27-2005, 08:27 PM
Dan texted me news of that chance meeting of parent and child, at 1am on Christmas Eve.

Presumably he'd just finished getting caught shagging some bird up the arse by her Dad and thought ... 'Hmmm, I'd better text manker and let him know'.

I glagged heartily when I read the text message, btw.
I glagged heartily when I read that.

Perhaps he was given one phone call and decided that proudly texting you was the most important thing to do.

manker
12-27-2005, 08:28 PM
I like to think so :happy:

Has dan not got a picture phone :pinch:Indeed he has :happy:


Unfortunately he chose not to send me pics of this incident.

JPaul
12-27-2005, 08:28 PM
I wonder if he was still penetrating that girl's orifice while he texted you.
:lol:

JPaul
12-27-2005, 08:29 PM
Has dan not got a picture phone :pinch:Indeed he has :happy:


Unfortunately he chose not to send me pics of this incident.
Did you really want a pic of Dan's thrusting nob.

Coz if you did.:blushing:

enoughfakefiles
12-27-2005, 08:30 PM
Maybe dan had his hands full and she was texting.......:shifty:

JPaul
12-27-2005, 08:32 PM
Maybe dan had his hands full and she was texting.......:shifty:
:lol:

Indeed, "Hoi Burd, txt me mate and tell him I'm bumming you."

Or maybe it was her Papa

manker
12-27-2005, 08:33 PM
Indeed he has :happy:


Unfortunately he chose not to send me pics of this incident.
Did you really want a pic of Dan's thrusting nob.

Coz if you did.:blushing:Yeah, why not :unsure:

Woulda been a larf to post on the interweb, loike.

DanB
12-28-2005, 06:11 PM
:blushing:

Ssshh, it was posted in the private section for a reason :lol:

JPaul
12-28-2005, 06:25 PM
:blushing:

Ssshh, it was posted in the private section for a reason :lol:
Yeah right, that's going to work like.