Whose tit is it anyway

[JPaul]

I think you get the rules

http://img445.imageshack.us/img445/3898/tit12sq.jpg

[DorisInsinuate]

Yes, is it an elbow?

[JPaul]

Yes, is it an elbow?
No

[enoughfakefiles]

Yes, is it an elbow?
No

No it is or no it isn't :unsure:

[Santa]

it is impolite to point.

[manker]

Does the tit belong to an American woman?

[JPaul]

Does the tit belong to an American woman?
Yes

[enoughfakefiles]

Is she missing an arse :unsure:

[Santa]

keanu reeves?

[Mr. Mulder]

jenifer aniston(sp?) :unsure:

[JPaul]

No
No
No

[Mr. Mulder]

clew plz

[DorisInsinuate]

Al Pacino?

[manker]

jenifer aniston(sp?) :unsure:Weird, I thought it looked like her nipple too :unsure:


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Is the tit's owner an actress?

[Santa]

margret thatcher?

[JPaul]

clew plz
Ask questions, I answer Yes or No.

My 7 year old tries harder than that before asking for a clue.

Tho' to be fair she is very good at "whose tit is it anyway".

[JPaul]

jenifer aniston(sp?) :unsure:Weird, I thought it looked like her nipple too :unsure:


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Is the tit's owner an actress?
Yes

[Guillaume]

Weird, I thought it looked like her nipple too :unsure:


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Is the tit's owner an actress?
Yes
Cameron Diaz?

[Santa]

is she hollywood celebrity?

or is she Pørn famous?

[DorisInsinuate]

Is tit David Schwimmer?

[Mr. Mulder]

clew plz
Ask questions, I answer Yes or No.

My 7 year old tries harder than that before asking for a clue.

Tho' to be fair she is very good at "whose tit is it anyway".

That's not surprising, she must be around one quite often :lookaroun

[JPaul]

Yes
Cameron Diaz?
No

[Guyver]

paris hilton?

[JPaul]

Ask questions, I answer Yes or No.

My 7 year old tries harder than that before asking for a clue.

Tho' to be fair she is very good at "whose tit is it anyway".

That's not surprising, she must be around one quite often :lookaroun
:babumdish:

[JPaul]

paris hilton?
No

[Mr. Mulder]

thought it woz pretty clever :lol:

[manker]

clew plz
Ask questions, I answer Yes or No.

My 7 year old tries harder than that before asking for a clue.

Tho' to be fair she is very good at "whose tit is it anyway".'It must be Daddy's because he always wears that M&S tank-top of a Tuesday'

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is the actress aged between 25 and 30?

[JPaul]

is she hollywood celebrity?

or is she Pørn famous?
Yes
No

[DorisInsinuate]

Is tit Nicole Cruise?

[Santa]

girl who played in
once upona time in america and in the Hulk?
forgot name

[JPaul]

Ask questions, I answer Yes or No.

My 7 year old tries harder than that before asking for a clue.

Tho' to be fair she is very good at "whose tit is it anyway".'It must be Daddy's because he always wears that M&S tank-top of a Tuesday'

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is the actress aged between 25 and 30?
No,

But she would have been at the time.

[JPaul]

Is tit Nicole Cruise?
No

[Mr. Mulder]

an early demi moore?

[JPaul]

girl who played in
once upona time in america and in the Hulk?
forgot name
Pretty sure she didn't

[manker]

Can we have a bigger, less pixilated picture of a tit next time?

[DorisInsinuate]

Can we have a bigger, less pixilated picture of a tit next time?
I was going to post that picture of you, but I can't be titted to find it.

[JPaul]

Can we have a bigger, less pixilated picture of a tit next time?
http://filesharingtalk.com/vb3/member.php?u=42712

[Guyver]

yeh

[JPaul]

an early demi moore?
No

[{I}{K}{E}]

A. Jolie?

[Mr. Mulder]

uma thurman? :dabs:

[Guyver]

charlize theron?

[manker]

Can we have a bigger, less pixilated picture of a tit next time?
I was going to post that picture of you, but I can't be titted to find it.
That was a bit of a lofted chip to the back stick, wasn't it.

[manker]

Jaime Pressely.

[JPaul]

All No

http://img333.imageshack.us/img333/7165/tit24ab.jpg

Same tit.

[manker]

It's a nice tit.

Has she ever starred opposite Samuel L Jackson?

[Guyver]

fek this is inpossibler lol

[Mr. Mulder]

has she been in anything very recent? like this or last year?

[JPaul]

It's a nice tit.

Has she ever starred opposite Samuel L Jackson?
I doubt it very much

[Guyver]

alyssa milano?
katie holms?
claire danes?
ashley judd?

lol looking at celeb sites

[JPaul]

She was a TV star before making this really bad movie.

Well good for the tits etc.

[Mr. Mulder]

alex kingston? :dabs:

[JPaul]

alyssa milano?
katie holms?
claire danes?
ashley judd?

lol looking at celeb sites
No

[JPaul]

alex kingston? :dabs:
No

[Guyver]

elizibeth hurley?
sarah michelle gellar?

[manker]

Elizabeth Berkley :01:

[manker]

Je suis confidente.

[JPaul]

Elizabeth Berkley :01:
You're on form in the tit recognition.

Showgirls.

[Guyver]

yeh that showgirls chick

[Mr. Mulder]

heather locklear? :dabs:

[JPaul]

Je suis confidente.
Right to be old tit.

[Mr. Mulder]

feck yeah of course, seen it a million times too

[JPaul]

feck yeah of course, seen it a million times too
You must have been looking at her face.

[manker]

Showgirls rawked, btw :smilie4:

[Guyver]

n ew tits?

[manker]

feck yeah of course, seen it a million times tooNewb :P

[Mr. Mulder]

showgirls >*

[Guillaume]

Je suis confidente.
You had a sex-change operation as a Christmas present? :unsure:

[manker]

Je suis confidente.
You had a sex-change operation as a Christmas present? :unsure:Tu dare to challenge ma Franglais :snooty:

[JPaul]

You had a sex-change operation as a Christmas present? :unsure:Tu dare to challenge ma Franglais :snooty:
Mange tout, quelle cheek

[Guillaume]

Mon dieu. Des fois je préférerais être aveugle. :frusty:

[manker]

Tu dare to challenge ma Franglais :snooty:
Mange tout, quelle cheek
Indeedement.

[manker]

Mon dieu. Des fois je préférerais être aveugle. :frusty:Nous preferons pour toi de voir nos bon mots :happy:

[JPaul]

French is a dead easy language.

[Guyver]

french is gay, i failed it in school cuz i didnt give a shit lol

[Mr. Mulder]

nous la voiture la lampe neuf cochons dans le frigo, lyke, mais ne pas utiliser tout le beurre ou dieu aura un a cligné

[JPaul]

french is gay, i failed it in school cuz i didnt give a shit lol
Fair description of what gay means, I think we can all agree.

Should I contact the various large dictionary publishers and advise them.

[Guyver]

nous la voiture la lampe neuf cochons dans le frigo, lyke, mais ne pas utiliser tout le beurre ou dieu aura un a cligné

us conveys it the lamp nine pigs in the refrigerator, lyke, but not to use all butter or god will have blinked

[manker]

french is gay, i failed it in school cuz i didnt give a shit lolNot 'cos you're thick as pigshit, then.

[JPaul]

I never thought I'd see the day. My "whose tit is it anyway" thread is being spammed by people typing franglais at each other.

I don't know if this is the zenith or nadir of my interweb career.

[Guyver]

french is gay, i failed it in school cuz i didnt give a shit lolNot 'cos you're thick as pigshit, then.
eh

[Mr. Mulder]

french woz hard, i only turned up to one of the exams and wrote my name in engorish and ticked two boxes and got a "G" :dabs:

[JPaul]

Not 'cos you're thick as pigshit, then.
eh
I'm taking that as a yes.

[Guyver]

french woz hard, i only turned up to one of the exams and wrote my name in engorish and ticked two boxes and got a "G" :dabs:
lol

[Guyver]

if u had the french teacher i had u would have hated it too.

shed like slap u for speaking english

[manker]

eh
I'm taking that as a yes.
:lol: :lol:

[Guyver]

french is gay, i failed it in school cuz i didnt give a shit lolNot 'cos you're thick as pigshit, then.

yeh

[JPaul]

if u had the french teacher i had u would have hated it too.

shed like slap u for speaking english
You must have got of lightly, being as you rarely do.

[Guyver]

if u had the french teacher i had u would have hated it too.

shed like slap u for speaking english
You must have got of lightly, being as you rarely do.

wow your a mouthy little bitch :P

[Guyver]

This thread needs new tits....( o ) ( o )

[JPaul]

This thread needs new tits....( o ) ( o )
Have you got a mate who can sign in.

[Guyver]

This thread needs new tits....( o ) ( o )
Have you got a mate who can sign in.

no do u?

[enoughfakefiles]

if u had the french teacher i had u would have hated it too.

shed like slap u for speaking english
You must have got of lightly, being as you rarely do.

I just had to quote this :lol: :lol:

[Guyver]

You must have got of lightly, being as you rarely do.

I just had to quote this :lol: :lol:


why.................................................................

[manker]

Because it's teh funny.

[Guyver]

Because it's teh funny.
he spelt "off" wrong, newbersersers lol

fuck its amazing how threads go so "off" topic lol.

[JPaul]

Have you got a mate who can sign in.

no do u?
No, I pretty much have family and colleagues.

Not mates in the sense you should have mates. I don't really go out to play any more.

[Guyver]

no do u?
No, I pretty much have family and colleagues.

Not mates in the sense you should have mates. I don't really go out to play any more.

Try going outside, and making friends :)


RL STYLE!!

[enoughfakefiles]

Because it's teh funny.
he spelt "off" wrong, newbersersers lol

fuck its amazing how threads go so "off" topic lol.

Is the lounge not the original off topic part off the forum :dabs:

[JPaul]

No, I pretty much have family and colleagues.

Not mates in the sense you should have mates. I don't really go out to play any more.

Try going outside, and making friends :)


RL STYLE!!
Why would I want to do that. I already have everything in my life I need or want.

[Guyver]

I already have everything in my life I need or want.

the computer?

[JPaul]

I already have everything in my life I need or want.

the computer?
Which one, I've got loads of those.

[manker]

Try going outside, and making friends :)


RL STYLE!!
Why would I want to do that. I already have everything in my life I need or want.Get six guns, a pile of shuriken and a six cornered house with a big fuck off fence to protect it.

You know it makes sense.

[JPaul]

Why would I want to do that. I already have everything in my life I need or want.Get six guns, a pile of shuriken and a six cornered house with a big fuck off fence to protect it.

You know it makes sense.
:lol: :lol:

Where I come from they call that The Big Hoose.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/1410000/images/_1410456_barlinniepa300.jpg

[manker]

You've just reminded me of something I wanted to ask you. Jockish puntsphere folklore.

Did Duncan Ferguson really say 'The only thing Celtic will be lifting this year is Tony Mowbray's Mam'.

If he did, it was funny in a really, really harsh way.

[JPaul]

You've just reminded me of something I wanted to ask you. Jockish puntsphere folklore.

Did Duncan Ferguson really say 'The only thing Celtic will be lifting this year is Tony Mowbray's Mam'.

If he did, it was funny in a really, really harsh way.
I hadn't heard that, but it does seem entirely possible.