Suggestions for things to steal

[JPaul]

The Aristocrats - but only if you like seriously crude humour.

Inspired by the punchlines thread and a manker aside therein

[Mr. Mulder]

Garth Marenghi's Darkplace, but only if you like seriously fecking great hewmer.


its not for n00bs.

[Gripper]

Someones virginity:naughty:

[manker]

A microwave.

But only if it's for your Mam, obviousement.

[JPaul]

A microwave.

But only if it's for your Mam, obviousement.
:lol:

[Santa]

steal a glance

[ziggyjuarez]

I stole something yesterday.shhh...

[S!X]

Someones virginity:naughty:

:D Oh fuck ya!:w00t:

[Busyman]

Movies, games, and software....oh...we all already do that.

edit: Actually folks in France aren't stealing 'cause the government said so.

[Lilmiss]

rubber bands from the office.
no one will ever notice they have gone, unless they are upto no good themselves. :sneaky:

[DorisInsinuate]

Those charity collection box things from MaccyD's, then donate the cash to a more worthwhile cause.