Wooo Hoo!

[Guyver]

bin what 3 years, and finaly have 2000 posts!!!

and yes, i want a fucking cookie!

[Lilmiss]

after 3 years of being here, i imagine you already have one cookie at least.

i'd demand malteasers n wine instead. :snooty:

[peat moss]

Good for you bud , the Dell sound driver post is worth 10 ! :01:

[Guyver]

woohoo!!

[Proper Bo]

2000?:dabs:

I had 11 months off and i'm on about 7000:dabs:

[enoughfakefiles]

bin what 3 years, and finaly have 2000 posts!!!

and yes, i want a fucking cookie!

The board gives you a cookie when you log in :dabs:

[enoughfakefiles]

2000?:dabs:

I had 11 months off and i'm on about 7000:dabs:

Yeah but your a spammer :dry:

[enoughfakefiles]

Oooops.. so am i look at that double post :schnauz:

[Mr. Mulder]

-50 points for eff :no:

[Proper Bo]

2000?:dabs:

I had 11 months off and i'm on about 7000:dabs:
Yeah but your a spammer :dry:

I don't think I have an "a spammer", and even if I did, what about it?:unsure:

[Spider_dude]

i'm posting to check how many posts i have.



p.s. how many "lol" posts do you have?

[maebach]

not many

[enoughfakefiles]

lol

[Guyver]

lol.

[tesco]

:w00t: Congrats!

Here's your cookie: http://filesharingtalk.com/vb3/login.php?do=logout&nothing=12434&nothingelse=23254

:shifty:

[manker]

Canadians, lol.

[manker]

I know, I'm blatantly stealing spd's line all of the time ... but it just makes me laugh, for some reason :dabs:

[manker]

lol

[Lilmiss]

lol



fit teh feck t'was tatt?:unsure:

[manker]

Erm, I duno.

I bought a lighter at the Spar today, I asked for a Clipper but the guy told me to buy this different brand, because altho' it was the same price, he said it was miles better.

Dubiously, I agreed and made the purchase.

It's only got a green torch built into it :w00t:

[JPaul]

It's only got a green torch built into it :w00t:
So no lighter then, you were ripped off mate.

[Lilmiss]

It's only got a green torch built into it :w00t:



over here we call them flameproof lighters, noob.
go on, try shining it on your tracksuit. :happy:

[manker]

Jealous :happy:


Don't try to tell me that English or Jockish Spars stock lighters with green torches built into them, cos I won't believe you.

[JPaul]

Jealous :happy:


Don't try to tell me that English or Jockish Spars stock lighters with green torches built into them, cos I won't believe you.
You shop at Spar.:blink:

The only thing more pikey than that would be "working" in one.

[Lilmiss]

Don't try to tell me that English or Jockish Spars stock lighters with green torches built into them


rip orf.
you should eat your carrots, young man. :no:

[manker]

Jealous :happy:


Don't try to tell me that English or Jockish Spars stock lighters with green torches built into them, cos I won't believe you.
You shop at Spar.:blink:

The only thing more pikey than that would be "working" in one.Spar = quality.

Every employee in my local Spar iz well ghetto.

[manker]

Don't try to tell me that English or Jockish Spars stock lighters with green torches built into them


rip orf.
you should eat your carrots, young man. :no:Jealous :happy:

[JPaul]

rip orf.
you should eat your carrots, young man. :no:Jealous :happy:
Yeah the famous Cardiff Ghettos.

[manker]

If I could find the software to install my mobile phone to my PC, I'd post a pic to make y'alll green (like the hue cast by my toighter) with envy.

[manker]

Jealous :happy:
Yeah the famous Cardiff Ghettos.Have you gone mental.

A chap did something like that yesterday. He was mental :smilie4:

[JPaul]

If I could find the software to install my mobile phone to my PC, I'd post a pic to make y'alll green (like the hue cast by my toighter) with envy.
That's just gibberish.

[manker]

If I could find the software to install my mobile phone to my PC, I'd post a pic to make y'alll green (like the hue cast by my toighter) with envy.
That's just gibberish.Righto, Shrek.

[JPaul]

That's just gibberish.Righto, Shrek.
That's really clever on several levels.

Unfortunately I had to think about it for too long for it to be funny.

I get the green thing, the Scottish accent thing, the fat bald bar steward thing and the ogre thing. Did I miss any.

[manker]

Righto, Shrek.
That's really clever on several levels.

Unfortunately I had to think about it for too long for it to be funny.

I get the green thing, the Scottish accent thing, the fat bald bar steward thing and the ogre thing. Did I miss any.:01:

Good pensing.

[Lilmiss]

the fat bald bar steward thing and the ogre thing.


:ermm: :tab clear:

[JPaul]

That's really clever on several levels.

Unfortunately I had to think about it for too long for it to be funny.

I get the green thing, the Scottish accent thing, the fat bald bar steward thing and the ogre thing. Did I miss any.:01:

Good pensing.
It did cause a my grain, but worth it methinks.

[twisterX]

. :dabs:

[twisterX]

2600. :w00t:

[Cheese]

My Spar stocks lighters wth bunny rabbits doing rude things to each other pictured on them. No green torch ones though.

£1.99 each. So hardly a pikey shop :snooty:

[JPaul]

My Spar stocks lighters wth bunny rabbits doing rude things to each other pictured on them. No green torch ones though.

£1.99 each. So hardly a pikey shop :snooty:
Yeah, rabbits not saying please and thank you, worth £1.99 ($87) of anyone's money.

[manker]

Weep with envy, pikey scum:


Just looks like a normal lighter.

http://img284.imageshack.us/img284/1893/03010623395gq.jpg

But wait!

http://img284.imageshack.us/img284/5471/03010623400qe.jpg

[Cheese]

Totally useful if you ever need to light up the inside of a thimble.

[JPaul]

Totally useful if you ever need to light up the inside of a thimble.
:lol: irl

Or startle an escaping amoeba.

[manker]

Feck off.

You could blind a bus driver with the light emitting from that quality piece of kit :snooty:

[Lilmiss]

:snooty: :huh:

[JPaul]

Feck off.

You could blind a bus driver with the light emitting from that quality piece of kit :snooty:
Only if you poked him in the eye with it.

Not the jap eye, obviousement.

[manker]

FFS, I edited my post - which previously said 'You could blind a bus driver with that' - just so you couldn't post 'Only if you poked him in the eye with it'.

Git :schnauz:

[JPaul]

FFS, I edited my post - which previously said 'You could blind a bus driver with that' - just so you couldn't post 'Only if you poked him in the eye with it'.

Git :schnauz:
Sorry, my bad.

I apologize unrezervedly for any offence I have caused by reading the words you posted and replying to them.

[Lilmiss]

FFS, I edited my post - which previously said 'You could blind a bus driver with that' - just so you couldn't post 'Only if you poked him in the eye with it'.


should tink so too, sexist hoor. :snooty:

[manker]

FFS, I edited my post - which previously said 'You could blind a bus driver with that' - just so you couldn't post 'Only if you poked him in the eye with it'.


should tink so too, sexist hoor. :snooty:Just remembered that you've been known to drive the odd bus or three :blushing: :lol:

[Lilmiss]

6 actually. :snooty:

[manker]

Ever driven a lorry :happy:

[Lilmiss]

sure have, and reversed a fair few cars onto a double decked transporter.
also crashed 3 chasi cabs in one go. :smug:


hrmph. :snooty: :erm:

[manker]

:pinch:

Ever driven a lorry up a mountain with twenty mountain bikers and their bikes in the back.

[Lilmiss]

no, but i do hire n drive a 8 seater to the local skater n bike park.
means i get into the dragcar races n stuff that go on at the speedway.

but they are dull as shoite, and always serve too much fish stuff disguised as vegetables. :meh:



pft. hic-cups.
bedtime indeed. :blushing:

[hobbes]

Totally useful if you ever need to light up the inside of a thimble.

You were so close. You tip-toed up to the line and stepped back. The joke is just screaming to be said.:angry:

What else on Manker is thimble sized, reportedly.

In mean it's dark in the pub and you need where that sucker is hiding when it's time for a pee.

[JPaul]

In mean it's dark in the pub and you need where that sucker is hiding when it's time for a pee.
More gibberish, are you manker at all.

[twisterX]

maybe. wHOops. :blushing:

[Cheese]

Totally useful if you ever need to light up the inside of a thimble.
You were so close. You tip-toed up to the line and stepped back. The joke is just screaming to be said.:angry:

What else on Manker is thimble sized, reportedly.

In mean it's dark in the pub and you need where that sucker is hiding when it's time for a pee.
Particularly galling when it appears that I posted the Urban Dictionary entry for Thimble Dick...:dabs:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Thimble+Dick&defid=1153683

[Barbarossa]

Weep with envy, pikey scum:


Just looks like a normal lighter.

http://img284.imageshack.us/img284/1893/03010623395gq.jpg

But wait!

http://img284.imageshack.us/img284/5471/03010623400qe.jpg

Well, I think that is well cool, but tis a shame that the blue light is dimmer than the naked flame. :dabs:

Still, in terms of a multi-function piece of kit, tis a good try.

[manker]

but tis a shame that the blue light is dimmer than the naked flame.:dabs: :dabs: :dabs:

Didn't think of that but it does light up more than the inside of a thimble and naked flames suck because they're hot and stuff.

I'm about to upload a phoatie to show exactly how powerful that beam is -- Chebus, prepare for t'pwnage :smilie4:

[Cheese]

I'm about to upload a phoatie to show exactly how powerful that beam is -- Chebus, prepare for t'pwnage :smilie4:

I shall go put my sunglasses on.

[manker]

I'm about to upload a phoatie to show exactly how powerful that beam is -- Chebus, prepare for t'pwnage :smilie4:

I shall go put my sunglasses on.V. Wise.

[manker]

It was a bit dark when I went to get the papers before work this morning, I thought I'd use this very darkness to demonstrate the awesome power of my torch/lighter.

Before I illuminated the situation:

http://img500.imageshack.us/img500/9964/04010602091rk.jpg

Puma daps and logo are now clearly visible - all thanks to the powerful torch facility within my lighter :happy:

http://img500.imageshack.us/img500/7494/04010602103ov.jpg

[manker]

You can even see the accelerator pedal omgwtfbbq!!11!1

[Guillaume]

You can even see the accelerator pedal omgwtfbbq!!11!1
So, you're one of those lazy slobs who use their cars to get the papers? :dry:

edit: BTW, are those German daps?

[Cheese]

Looks like you got ectoplasm on your trainers.

[manker]

You can even see the accelerator pedal omgwtfbbq!!11!1
So, you're one of those lazy slobs who use their cars to get the papers? :dry:

edit: BTW, are those German daps?Traditionally, I only use one of them when I go get the papers.

Still aint got the German daps :dabs:

[Guillaume]

So, you're one of those lazy slobs who use their cars to get the papers? :dry:

edit: BTW, are those German daps?Traditionally, I only use one of them when I go get the papers.
Troll. :dry:

[Cheese]

Looks like you got ectoplasm on your trainers.
Or is that Predator jizz?

http://ewancient.lysator.liu.se/pic/fanq/t/o/tony2/lewdpred3.jpg

[manker]

Looks like you got ectoplasm on your trainers.
Or is that Predator jizz?

http://ewancient.lysator.liu.se/pic/fanq/t/o/tony2/lewdpred3.jpg
I can see how you got it confused but it's just that the light pwnage makes even the slightest bit of white material look as bright as a seven suns :dabs: