Scientology

[JPaul]

Please understand that these people are mentalists. I think it's important that you do. Unless you are a twat, in which case join them and ruin your life.

http://www.xenu.net/archive/scientology_illustrated/

[Proper Bo]

The south park episode which takes teh piss out of it is funny

[brotherdoobie]

Please understand that these people are mentalists. I think it's important that you do. Unless you are a twat, in which case join them and ruin your life.

http://www.xenu.net/archive/scientology_illustrated/

Did you you come to this conclusion...while unconscious? :lookaroun

Peace bd

[JPaul]

Please understand that these people are mentalists. I think it's important that you do. Unless you are a twat, in which case join them and ruin your life.

http://www.xenu.net/archive/scientology_illustrated/

Did you you come to this conclusion...while unconscious? :lookaroun

Peace bd


Shortly after I joined the Jehova's Witnesses.

[Mr. Mulder]

The south park episode which takes teh piss out of it is funny

wos just gonna say that, had it typed up 'n everything :fist:

[brotherdoobie]

Did you you come to this conclusion...while unconscious? :lookaroun

Peace bd
Shortly after I joined the Jehova's Witnesses.

I was going to join the Jehova's...but their buffet sux!

Peace bd

[Proper Bo]

it took you 21 minutes to type?:blink:

[brotherdoobie]

it took you 21 minutes to type?:blink:

Who?

Peace bd

[JPaul]

The south park episode which takes teh piss out of it is funny

wos just gonna say that, had it typed up 'n everything :fist:
Say it anyway, no-one will mind.

[Mr. Mulder]

The south park episode which takes teh piss out of it is probably the most dullest episode to date, however, that one part of it is very funny.

[JPaul]

The south park episode which takes teh piss out of it is probably the most dullest episode to date, however, that one part of it is very funny.
Feck, good point, thanks for mentioning that.

[Mr. Mulder]

don't mention it, champ :dabs:

[JPaul]

don't mention it, champ :dabs:
Tool eight. :cry:

[4play]

how dare you call them all mentalists, some of the people join for tax reasons:shifty:

[Busyman]

how dare you call them all mentalists, some of the people join for tax reasons:shifty:
Good point.;)

I think Scientology is bullshit. I can't believe the IRS gave them tax-exempt status ('93 I think). A religion that's not even 60 yrs. old.
Auditor and E-meter.:dry:

Hell other things are weird in religions too like confession to a priest. Why would one have to go through a priest to be absolved if one can do that themselves?

I guess religion itself is illogical.

[4play]

apprently L ron sent out his horde of mentalists to dig up dirt on the then head of the irs to persuade him to give them tax exempt status.

he was a very clever fella shame most of his follows are thick as 2 short planks.

[Busyman]

apprently L ron sent out his horde of mentalists to dig up dirt on the then head of the irs to persuade him to give them tax exempt status.

he was a very clever fella shame most of his follows are thick as 2 short planks.
One of the biggest overtly corrupt pieces of shit controversies!:angry:

[Ron Hubbard]

The pain you feel can be relieved, south park nor porn can help you.
Read my book and you will be released.

[Busyman]

The pain you feel can be relieved, south park nor porn can help you.
Read my book and you will be released.
Why read your book when pussy gives me the same effect?

[Guillaume]

The pain you feel can be relieved, south park nor porn can help you.
Read my book and you will be released.
Why read your book when pussy gives me the same effect?
Wait a minute. It really must be good. It even cured him from being dead thirty years. :01:

[Cheese]

http://home.snafu.de/tilman/scientollywood.jpg

[vidcc]

The pain you feel can be relieved, south park nor porn can help you.
Read my book and you will be released.
Why read your book when pussy gives me the same effect?http://img336.imageshack.us/img336/5181/cat0pz.jpg:shifty:

[Proper Bo]

that looks like a male cat too:unsure:

[Proper Bo]

is that any worse; having sex with an animal AND it's the same sex as you?:blink:

[Cheese]

Interesting links containing faked pictures including the below edits:

http://www.lermanet.com/scientologynews/washingtonpost/nohead01042000.htm

http://www.xenu.net/archive/image_edit/

http://www.xenu.net/archive/image_edit/hubbard2.jpghttp://www.xenu.net/archive/image_edit/hubbard1.jpg

[Ron Hubbard]

The pain you feel can be relieved, south park nor porn can help you.
Read my book and you will be released.
Why read your book when pussy gives me the same effect?

Good point.
Pussy is indeed one of the paths to the higher sphere of nabawikan.
If you read my book you will get even more pussy. Of course at a certain level you will have so much pussy, that you will not desire more and feel, yet again, lost. Hence after much sexual manipulation have i discovered a bypass tunnel which will bring you onto the curves sphere of true seance. In my new book "After the Hole" you will find true release of all your inner pain.
It is available in 7 Eleven (24hrs).

[Guillaume]

Interesting links containing faked pictures including the below edits:

http://www.lermanet.com/scientologynews/washingtonpost/nohead01042000.htm

http://www.xenu.net/archive/image_edit/

http://www.xenu.net/archive/image_edit/hubbard2.jpghttp://www.xenu.net/archive/image_edit/hubbard1.jpg
http://img470.imageshack.us/img470/9917/harkonnen4tw.jpg :unsure:

[Proper Bo]

is that those Beyer Dynamic headphones on his stomach?:unsure:

[Busyman]

Interesting links containing faked pictures including the below edits:

http://www.lermanet.com/scientologynews/washingtonpost/nohead01042000.htm

http://www.xenu.net/archive/image_edit/

http://www.xenu.net/archive/image_edit/hubbard2.jpghttp://www.xenu.net/archive/image_edit/hubbard1.jpg
http://img470.imageshack.us/img470/9917/harkonnen4tw.jpg :unsure:
Baron

[hippychick]

The real Scientolgy :lol:
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Scientology

[enoughfakefiles]

Think of the pluses, at least you'd get to meet tom cruise :rolleyes:

[zapjb]

Just so you know. Sciencrapology owns DiskKraper (defrager) & Panda AV.

[manker]

I used to use Panda AV. It had a Welsh accent saying Welcome to Panda Antivirus each time you opened the interface. The real time scanner was pretty damn good and I never encountered a virus it couldn't deal with either.

Quality, it was.

I didn't pay for it, naturellement.

[JPaul]

I used to use Panda AV. It had a Welsh accent saying Welcome to Panda Antivirus each time you opened the interface. The real time scanner was pretty damn good and I never encountered a virus it couldn't deal with either.

Quality, it was.

I didn't pay for it, naturellement.
Now you can be even prouder of that.

[manker]

Precisement.

[~Rev Jim Jones]

Scientology Gulags


stumbled into the RPF's RPF one time in the tunnels below the Cedars complex in L.A. There w[ere] about a dozen people who apparently had been sleeping in these tiny rooms. (There were a couple of blankets on the floor.) Both men and women [were down there]. A man was cutting a woman's pant leg with a knife while she was wearing the pants, and he had sliced her foot. Blood was running down her ankle onto her foot and was puddling on the floor. She looked up at me and gave me... what I would consider to be an insane smile and said, 'I caused my foot to be in the way of his knife.' Two or three of the people who were crouching and laying about on the floor looked up at me as if it were some kind of wonderful joke. I backed out the way I came in. One of Scientology's big promotion schemes is to tell people that they need to be 'at cause.' These people weren't at cause over anything[. T]hey had degenerated back to the Middle Ages.

http://www.lermanet2.com/scientology/gulags/E_SleepingConditions.htm








[s]uddenly during the third hour I was aware of shadows in the corridor beyond me. [T]hey were people. Slowly I realized that an entire group of people lived and worked down there. I was so tired [that] it took me a long time to realize who they were. Then it hit me. [They were t]he Cedars RPF. They lived and worked down in this stinkhole. This was their Org. Then I really found out what had happened to them. Filthy, tired, skeletons appeared before me and started begging to see the OT folders. I thought I looked bad, but I looked beautiful compared to them. They crowded around me pushing and shoving, then the mood turned ugly. They started hitting each other to get into the room behind me. I realized what had happened. They had been totally broken. They were animals, not humans. I saw four of my friends, one a Class Nine OT, fighting to get by me. They were punching each other in the face, pulling hair, kicking. And way down in this cellar no one could hear them, no one cared.

Someone suddenly hit me hard. I realized [that] they were turning their anger on me[. T]hey would beat me up to get the folders. I guess in periods of deep stress we all go a little insane--[s]urvival of the fittest. From somewhere in my tired brain, strength came. I stood up with all my TR's [i.e., Scientology communication drills] as in as they had ever been, [and] all my training on control of groups came back. 'Friends,' I said. 'Believe me, I am your friend. By some strange fate I am not with you on the RPF. But believe me if you don't get out of here right now, I know [that] you will be punished. Go now before it's too late.' And they ran away into the dark. When I sat down I was trembling all over. Because the real intent of my message had been for them to get out of the hospital. Leave Cedars. But I don't think any of them got the message



http://www.lermanet2.com/scientology/gulags/E_SleepingConditions.htm

[Guillaume]

Great, Jim Jones now.
Who's next? Charles Manson? :dry:

[~Rev Jim Jones]

Great, Jim Jones now.
Who's next? Charles Manson? :dry:

http://www.lermanet.com/scientologyscandals/manson.jpg

Charles Manson Was a Scientologist (http://www.lermanet.com/scientologyscandals/charlesmanson.htm)

[enoughfakefiles]

Great, Jim Jones now.
Who's next? Charles Manson? :dry:

http://www.lermanet.com/scientologyscandals/manson.jpg

Charles Manson Was a Scientologist (http://www.lermanet.com/scientologyscandals/charlesmanson.htm)

What religion his he now :unsure:

[thewizeard]

In another shot a bald man who had been replicated magically grew hair.

:O they can replicate bald men magically and let them grow hair in seconds? Well Ron must have discovered something... :blink:

[hobbes]

It is all about preying on fear.

I have to ask how his belief system is more ridiculous than Christianity.

He is a just a bit more transparent in that all he cares about is money.

I believe in nothing.

The key difference is inclusion criteria.

In Christianity anyone can belong, in Scientology only those with cash can be saved.

[Busyman]

It is all about preying on fear.

I have to ask how his belief system is more ridiculous than Christianity.

He is a just a bit more transparent in that all he cares about is money.

I believe in nothing.
You just answered your own question. Scientology also has no "history" behind it besides Baron.

[JPaul]

I have to ask how his belief system is more ridiculous than Christianity.

Christianity has a historical basis, whether one believes in the divinity of Jesus.

Scientology is based on the works of a bad science fiction writer. Who demonstrably plagiarised, lied and used poor "science" to support his "teachings".

[hobbes]

I have to ask how his belief system is more ridiculous than Christianity.

Christianity has a historical basis, whether one believes in the divinity of Jesus.

Scientology is based on the works of a bad science fiction writer. Who demonstrably plagiarised, lied and used poor "science" to support his "teachings".

Christ may have lived, but his relationship with God is purely faith.

Doesn't matter the story, whether it be aliens or pink unicorns, it all comes down to brainwashing the young and this thing they cling to called "faith".

[JPaul]

Christianity has a historical basis, whether one believes in the divinity of Jesus.

Scientology is based on the works of a bad science fiction writer. Who demonstrably plagiarised, lied and used poor "science" to support his "teachings".

Christ may have lived, but his relationship with God is purely faith.
Indeed.

However you asked what made scientology more ridiculous. In my opinion it is much more ridiculous, for the stated reason.

I don't suggest my answer was a deep theological support of the tenets of Christianity. Just an answer to your question.

EDIT - To answer your edit.

Some stories are more ridiculous than others. To say that the story doesn't matter is ridiculous.

[hobbes]

Christ may have lived, but his relationship with God is purely faith.
Indeed.

However you asked what made scientology more ridiculous. In my opinion it is much more ridiculous, for the stated reason.

I don't suggest my answer was a deep theological support of the tenets of Christianity. Just an answer to your question.

You have, infact, have given your stated reason, and I accept it.

Your opinion is completely valid, carry on, I will shut my mouth.:blushing:

[zapjb]

That sciencrapology hides the facts about their "religion" until you pay thousands. Makes it f'd up.