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JPaul
01-08-2006, 10:46 PM
http://sheepfilms.co.uk/sheepanims/smoking.gif

You know it makes sense.

Proper Bo
01-08-2006, 10:53 PM
I just stopped smoking

JPaul
01-08-2006, 10:55 PM
I just stopped smoking
Really, top man. :01:

Proper Bo
01-08-2006, 10:55 PM
I ran out of tabs:dabs:

manker
01-08-2006, 11:05 PM
I appreciate the sentiment but not in January I won't. It's a busy time of year for bank clerks, what with everyone wanting their, ermm, tax forms filed.

After my dismal failure last year, I had planned on quitting smoking for real when I'm thirty, which isn't for a fair while yet.

However, if Chebus is still sans fags at the end of the Six Nations, I'll give it a go then :cop out:

JPaul
01-08-2006, 11:07 PM
However, if Chebus is still sans fags at the end of the Six Nations, I'll give it a go then :cop out:
Promise.

manker
01-08-2006, 11:37 PM
However, if Chebus is still sans fags at the end of the Six Nations, I'll give it a go then :cop out:
Promise.Sure. I probably needed some impetus such as this anyhow.

It'll be almost beer garden season then, much more conducive to giving up smoking.

Proper Bo
01-08-2006, 11:37 PM
panic aborted people, I found me baccy tin:01:

Guillaume
01-08-2006, 11:38 PM
It'll be almost beer garden season then, much more conducive to giving up smoking.
Nope.

JPaul
01-08-2006, 11:40 PM
Promise.Sure. I probably needed some impetus such as this anyhow.

It'll be almost beer garden season then, much more conducive to giving up smoking.
Pinky Promise.

Much as you are a sheep shagging, bank clerk I'm sure manlet and his Mam are quite fond of you and I wouldn't want them (or any other potential progeny) upset by your premature demise.

manker
01-08-2006, 11:45 PM
It'll be almost beer garden season then, much more conducive to giving up smoking.
Nope.
I gave up sans probleme in beer garden season the last time I gave up - it was only 6 months later, huddled together in smokey pubs, that my will power waned.

Giving up smoking is easy, I just couldn't be arsed with it last time :ermm:

JPaul
01-08-2006, 11:53 PM
Nope.
I gave up sans probleme in beer garden season the last time I gave up - it was only 6 months later, huddled together in smokey pubs, that my will power waned.

Giving up smoking is easy, I just couldn't be arsed with it last time :ermm:
So do it now (post 6 nations), while it's still easy.

manker
01-08-2006, 11:56 PM
It's tax season - and the 1000 duty-free Marlboro I bought in preparation aren't gonna smoke themselves :dabs:

Proper Bo
01-08-2006, 11:57 PM
send 'em up north:smilie4:

JPaul
01-08-2006, 11:58 PM
It's tax season - and the 1000 duty-free Marlboro I bought in preparation aren't gonna smoke themselves :dabs:
Sell them, then the customs can do you and you will get bummed in jail.

That will turn you off the fags.

twisterX
01-09-2006, 12:02 AM
heheheh he said fag hehehehe

Cheese
01-09-2006, 08:10 AM
Do it. If you do we can form our own British Basketball team to take on the 'merkins. I'll be Goal Shooter obviously, you can be Goal Attack (they can shoot as well) and Bo can be Goal Defence.

manker
01-09-2006, 09:49 AM
Twister doesn't strike me as much of a gheyball player, perhaps the merkins will let him be our orange boy.


When I say 'orange boy' - I don't mean he can provide us with fruit based refreshment in each of the forty three time-outs, obviousement. No, I mean that after the match is over, we strip him naked, paint him orange like the Tango-man and send him out on court so the assembled throng can laugh at his small penis :mellow:

Cheese
01-09-2006, 09:56 AM
With 43 half-times a match we don't really need to give up smoking to take up 'merkin sports. In fact I'd probably have to restart just to have something to do...

manker
01-09-2006, 10:05 AM
With 43 half-times a match we don't really need to give up smoking to take up 'merkin sports. In fact I'd probably have to restart just to have something to do...
:lol:

All merkin sports are like that. In American football you only play half the game as there are separate offence and defence teams, plus the seventy eight time outs. Baseball is just a sit-down fest for the players.

All except athletics which, as you pointed out the other day, doesn't count 'cause it's just running.

Cheese
01-09-2006, 10:06 AM
just running

and stuff.

manker
01-09-2006, 10:08 AM
You get breaks if your chosen sport is the 'stuff' encompassed within athletics.

DorisInsinuate
01-09-2006, 02:48 PM
I had a dream the other night that I ran 100 meters in less than ten minutes :01: