View Full Version : im leaving to take the dog for a walk, but then coming back (about 25mins)
Mr. Mulder
01-11-2006, 10:59 AM
:smilie4:
Aaron_T
01-11-2006, 11:17 AM
ok, dont let your dog shit in the street mind :ermm:
ziggyjuarez
01-11-2006, 11:17 AM
i wish i had a dog:(
I'll just take my Clycat and go home.:sadwalk:
http://img236.imageshack.us/img236/146/cly0lf.jpg
Mr. Mulder
01-11-2006, 11:35 AM
back :01:
Clycat :lol:
it took a dump on the path, but i didn't pick it up on the grounds that its dog poo and i don't want to touch dog poo :ermm:
manker
01-11-2006, 11:54 AM
Dog poo on public footpaths can blind little children :no:
Mr. Mulder
01-11-2006, 11:55 AM
good :dabs:
manker
01-11-2006, 11:58 AM
Alrght then ... if you let your dog poo on public footpaths, the next time you walk past, it will attach itself to your leg and give you aids :smilie4:
Mr. Mulder
01-11-2006, 12:08 PM
not if i bring a nice big juicy steak to use as a decoy, it won't :smilie4:
besides, i wear class4 armour which repels aids irl :smilie4:
Barbarossa
01-11-2006, 12:12 PM
super-aids > class4 armour + steak :no:
Mr. Mulder
01-11-2006, 12:25 PM
super-aids strikes again :fist:
enoughfakefiles
01-11-2006, 12:54 PM
Dog poo on public footpaths can blind little children :no:
Are these the same people who get they're arms broke by swans :unsure:
Mr. Mulder
01-11-2006, 12:59 PM
those people are called poofs :sorcerer:
manker
01-11-2006, 01:04 PM
Dog poo on public footpaths can blind little children :no:
Are these the same people who get they're arms broke by swans :unsure:Yes, as adults these children are likely to get their arms broken by swans, possibly due to the dog-poo blindness.
Now, if you don't stop smirking, I'll make you smile on the other side of your face :nono:
Proper Bo
01-11-2006, 01:06 PM
I'll put it out when I'm finished:snooty:
Buffalo
01-11-2006, 02:43 PM
There should be two footpaths,
one for dog users & one for pedestrians ~..~
Proper Bo
01-11-2006, 03:29 PM
dog "users" :unsure:
Buffalo
01-11-2006, 03:35 PM
If you get dog-poo blindness,
you will need a Guide dog, = Dog user,
two footpaths, one for dog users & one for pedestrians
manker
01-11-2006, 03:39 PM
I'll put it out when I'm finished:snooty:Quality.
It took me two and a half hours to get that joke :pinch:
Proper Bo
01-11-2006, 04:01 PM
:dabs:
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