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twisterX
01-18-2006, 04:01 AM
:D :D

heheh

Guyver
01-18-2006, 05:07 AM
do u obsess much?:P

fuck tesco

Busyman
01-18-2006, 05:23 AM
Are they a warehouse club?

Costco, BJ's Wholesale Club, Sam's Club (America) = Tesco (UK)?

WalMart (US) = Asda (UK)

Barbarossa
01-18-2006, 10:48 AM
Tesco is the UK's biggest supermarket chain, but the quality of food is a bit ropey.

Also, if you fall on the floor in the dairy products aisle, you can catch aids.


Asda is pretty much the same, except everything is green.



Both do very cheap baby-clothes, incidentally.

manker
01-18-2006, 10:49 AM
Also, if you fall on the floor in the dairy products aisle, you can catch aids.That's what happened to Bo :no:

ziggyjuarez
01-18-2006, 10:52 AM
Do they have them in California?If no,Then no.

sArA
01-18-2006, 10:55 AM
We don't have a Tescos near us....I shop at Asda cos they are loads cheaper than Morrisons and I know where they keep everything....

Of course periodically they change things around just to piss us all off but I think they just see it as sport.

Barbarossa
01-18-2006, 11:00 AM
Of course periodically they change things around just to piss us all off but I think they just see it as sport.

Oh no, it's a deliberate tactic. If they keep it the same all the time, you learn where all the things you want are situated, so you stop looking.

If they change it periodically so you have to search around, you see alot more stuff to tempt you, and buy things you wouldn't normally buy, and so spend more money.

Also, the placement of goods on the shelves is very important. More stuff gets sold at eye-level and at the ends of the aisles than low down, etc.

Also, having sweets by the checkouts is a deliberate ploy to trap the parents into getting them for whiney kids who won't shut up.

There is so much subliminal manipulation and mind-control going on in supermarkets that you wouldn't believe. :ph34r:

manker
01-18-2006, 11:05 AM
Of course periodically they change things around just to piss us all off but I think they just see it as sport.

Oh no, it's a deliberate tactic. If they keep it the same all the time, you learn where all the things you want are situated, so you stop looking.

If they change it periodically so you have to search around, you see alot more stuff to tempt you, and buy things you wouldn't normally buy, and so spend more money.

Also, the placement of goods on the shelves is very important. More stuff gets sold at eye-level and at the ends of the aisles than low down, etc.

Also, having sweets by the checkouts is a deliberate ploy to trap the parents into getting them for whiney kids who won't shut up.

There is so much subliminal manipulation and mind-control going on in supermarkets that you wouldn't believe. :ph34r:
:O :O :O

You mean supermarkets actually employ people in order to manipulate the customer into buying more goods.

Zut alors, whatever next.

Barbarossa
01-18-2006, 11:13 AM
BOGOF :shifty:

Busyman
01-18-2006, 12:59 PM
Ok so Tesco is just another grocery store chain.

Do the bratish have warehouse club type stores?

Proper Bo
01-18-2006, 01:04 PM
yes

Cheese
01-18-2006, 01:05 PM
Do you shop at a tesco?

Nope, I shop at the Spar where I work part-time and get a 10% discount on their 50% marked-up goods.

DorisInsinuate
01-18-2006, 02:56 PM
So that's like 5% more :huh:

Cheese
01-18-2006, 03:08 PM
So that's like 5% more :huh:
Dunno, they should have sent an accountant. (http://www.anvari.org/fortune/Quotations_Film/96.html)

4 pints of milk

Spar £1.30 ($16.70)
Spar (with discount) £1.17 ($43.21)
My local shop 99p ($8)


(Is the $ joke getting old yet?)

Proper Bo
01-18-2006, 03:22 PM
So that's like 5% more :huh:
Dunno, they should have sent an accountant. (http://www.anvari.org/fortune/Quotations_Film/96.html)

4 pints of milk

Spar £1.30 ($16.70)
Spar (with discount) £1.17 ($43.21)
My local shop 99p ($8)


(Is the $ joke getting old yet?)

£1.14 in my local shop:mellow:

although he has been selling me alcohol, baccy and skins since I was 14:smilie4:

tesco
01-18-2006, 03:23 PM
Ok so Tesco is just another grocery store chain.

Do the bratish have warehouse club type stores?
I am?:O

British have Costco I know that.

Buffalo
01-18-2006, 04:32 PM
We only have a Morrisons,
Tesco is 27 mile away and I'd be fucked to walk that far just for me shopping.
Could use the car, but that would be £10 for fuel

But we do well for a town with only 8,000 population

So thank you Mr Morrison

DanB
01-18-2006, 05:27 PM
I have a Sainsburys, Waitrose and a M&S where I live. I shop at Tesco's on my home sometimes though as they have one of those Tesco Express' by the bus stop I catch my bus home from.

Allegedly there is an Asda opening at some point this year but the planning application is being fought against.


What is Costco?? :blink:

Proper Bo
01-18-2006, 05:28 PM
What is Costco?? :blink:

geet big warehouse shops, sell everything, cheap, and the chicken nuggets from there rawk:01:

manker
01-18-2006, 05:31 PM
I have a Sainsburys, Waitrose and a M&S where I live. I shop at Tesco's on my home sometimes though as they have one of those Tesco Express' by the bus stop I catch my bus home from.

Allegedly there is an Asda opening at some point this year but the planning application is being fought against.


What is Costco?? :blink:When you're too pikey for Lidl and Kwik Save :smilie4:

DanB
01-18-2006, 05:33 PM
Isn't that on a par with rummaging in bins then?

Busyman
01-18-2006, 08:04 PM
http://www.bjs.com/images/locations/locations_featureStore.jpg

I'm a member of BJ's.

My location is about 10 miles away, is next to a nice mall, and sells discounted gasoline.:01:

http://www.bjs.com/images/locations/clubs/Waldorf_MD.gif

Bo is right too. I buy Tyson's buffalo chicken strips from their 'cause they are, as some would say, teh rocka.:happy:

One must pay a little attention though 'cause sometimes the bulk items bought are not a cost savings.

I many times save about $70 in groceries there 'cause also take manufacturer's coupons. It pisses me off that I can't relugate the coupon cutting to wifey.

She wants me to handle any and everything with teh money.:dry:
My mother used to do somewhat the same thing.:mellow:

ziggyjuarez
01-18-2006, 08:06 PM
I am only 16 and i am a male.So i dont shop.

Busyman
01-18-2006, 08:11 PM
I am only 16 and i am a male.So i dont shop.
Yeah, when you get that thing called responsibility, you'll get there.;)

Shopping for a Big Bite and some pecan twirls at the local 7-Eleven won't be much of an option too many times.

maebach
01-18-2006, 08:13 PM
We get commercials up here from BJs. Looks like a good store.

Proper Bo
01-18-2006, 08:14 PM
Shopping for a Big Bite and some pecan twirls at the local 7-Eleven won't be much of an option too many times.

someone pass me a merktionary please:blink:

ziggyjuarez
01-18-2006, 08:22 PM
I am only 16 and i am a male.So i dont shop.
Yeah, when you get that thing called responsibility, you'll get there.;)

Shopping for a Big Bite and some pecan twirls at the local 7-Eleven won't be much of an option too many times.
No more Big Bites?!!!:cry:
responsibility will come in two years.:01:
Good thing?

DanB
01-18-2006, 08:22 PM
I like the sound of the BJ shop :naughty:

Busyman
01-18-2006, 08:22 PM
We get commercials up here from BJs. Looks like a good store.
Tbh, Costco, BJ's, and Sam's Club all seem about the same but BJ's and Sam's were very close to where I live. Costco is over the bridge in Virginia. :no:

BJ's sells discount gas though.:01:

I don't see how people have more than one membership to different clubs though. Each one is $40.
Wifey's mom had a Sam's and BJ's membership for years. Sam's is right up the street (on 301) from BJ's.:huh:

GepperRankins
01-18-2006, 08:23 PM
BJ. lol.

ziggyjuarez
01-18-2006, 08:24 PM
Shopping for a Big Bite and some pecan twirls at the local 7-Eleven won't be much of an option too many times.

someone pass me a merktionary please:blink:
A big bite is a hot dog and a pecan twirl is...the fuck is that?
:01:http://www.7-eleven.com/images/assets/711_qpoundbigbite_d.jpg:01:

Proper Bo
01-18-2006, 08:26 PM
and a 7-eleven?

DanB
01-18-2006, 08:26 PM
A reckon a pecan twirl is some sort of danish type thing with pecans on top?

The corner shop where I used to live used to sell something like that with mmaple syrup inside it, teh rocka for when you have the munchies

Busyman
01-18-2006, 08:26 PM
I like the sound of the BJ shop :naughty:
Yeah there are slurping sounds when you walk in.:lol: :lol: :lol:

I don't see the point of the self-checkout line.:ermm:

ziggyjuarez
01-18-2006, 08:27 PM
A store 100 steps from me.I guess its a chain store if busy knoes about it.
http://www.99w.com/evilsam/ff/7eleven.jpg

DanB
01-18-2006, 08:27 PM
and a 7-eleven?

rod? :unsure:

Busyman
01-18-2006, 08:29 PM
A reckon a pecan twirl is some sort of danish type thing with pecans on top?

The corner shop where I used to live used to sell something like that with mmaple syrup inside it, teh rocka for when you have the munchies
...and they cost shit.

Busyman
01-18-2006, 08:30 PM
A store 100 steps from me.I guess its a chain store if busy knoes about it.
http://www.99w.com/evilsam/ff/7eleven.jpg
:dry:

7-Elevens are all over the place. They like to hire foreigners....seemingly Middle Easterners.

Home of the Slurpee. I have a big cup for refills which cost 90 cents.

ziggyjuarez
01-18-2006, 08:31 PM
Not here.

GepperRankins
01-18-2006, 09:08 PM
what's wrong with middle easterners :smilie4:

DanB
01-18-2006, 09:14 PM
what's wrong with middle easterners :smilie4:

they're a threat to homeland security? :unsure:

GepperRankins
01-18-2006, 09:16 PM
*rod :pinch:

ziggyjuarez
01-18-2006, 09:18 PM
They have a lot of melanin?:lookaroun

Busyman
01-18-2006, 09:35 PM
They have a lot of melanin?:lookaroun
What's wrong with melanin?:mellow:

You do know that lack of melanin is more of a deficiency than the inverse, right?

ziggyjuarez
01-18-2006, 09:40 PM
Lot

Proper Bo
01-18-2006, 09:41 PM
RIF:dabs:



:unsure:


:blink:

maebach
01-19-2006, 12:27 AM
what's wrong with middle easterners :smilie4:

they're a threat to homeland security? :unsure:

pwned :lol:

sArA
01-19-2006, 10:52 AM
Costcutter>7-11

Blythorama
01-19-2006, 11:13 AM
Do we still get 7-11s over here? I remember they all changed to something else but I can't remember what to...

DanB
01-19-2006, 05:08 PM
Do we still get 7-11s over here? I remember they all changed to something else but I can't remember what to...


Spar wasnt it?

Proper Bo
01-19-2006, 05:10 PM
I've never heard of 7-11 before:dabs:

our local spar was a presto's:unsure:

Busyman
01-19-2006, 05:11 PM
I've never heard of 7-11 before:dabs:

our local spar was a presto's:unsure:
Poof!!

Proper Bo
01-19-2006, 05:12 PM
I've never heard of 7-11 before:dabs:

our local spar was a presto's:unsure: Poof!!

RIF?:dabs:

:blink:

Blythorama
01-19-2006, 05:14 PM
Do we still get 7-11s over here? I remember they all changed to something else but I can't remember what to...


Spar wasnt it?


Could've been. Or costcutter? I was little when they changed so youngsters like Bo may not remember them over here.

Proper Bo
01-19-2006, 05:15 PM
ja, blyth's an old bint:dabs:

Blythorama
01-19-2006, 05:22 PM
ja, blyth's an old bint:dabs:


That's right, ickle bitty baby bo.

Proper Bo
01-19-2006, 05:23 PM
bitty?


:naughty:

Blythorama
01-19-2006, 05:28 PM
bitty?


:naughty:


No.

DanB
01-19-2006, 05:57 PM
Spar wasnt it?


Could've been. Or costcutter? I was little when they changed so youngsters like Bo may not remember them over here.


The Costcutter near me does not suit its name :dry:

GepperRankins
01-19-2006, 05:59 PM
one-stop :dabs:

DanB
01-19-2006, 06:00 PM
Two-step?

GepperRankins
01-19-2006, 06:02 PM
that's what our 7-11 is now called

ziggyjuarez
01-19-2006, 06:50 PM
That kind of dance will never last.

twisterX
01-19-2006, 07:20 PM
you mean one-two step like in that song.

Lilmiss
01-19-2006, 07:59 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v627/missie77/00000tesco.png


:ermm: