Just got a package from manker

[Proper Bo]

Was adressed to someone who doesn't even live here:dabs:
Inside it had
2 dvds;
one with something called "firefly" and "prison break":unsure:
the other with "bo loves the cawk" written on it
an AOL 6 cd
a che guevara sticker (probably to throw me off thinking he's really right-wing
a penny
a pink paperclip (which I think may have aids)
a squashed embassy box with no top, with one crushed and bent cigarette left inside it
one loose, snapped cigarette
small amount of tobacco, probably fallen from said snapped cigarette

it's been over 36 hours since I smoked now, I wonder if that bent tab's still smokable:shifty:

[Guillaume]

A real treasure chest by geordie standards, then.




And yes, it is still smokable.

Mmmmm. Tobacco.

[Proper Bo]

A real treasure chest by geordie standards, then.




And yes, it is still smokable.

Mmmmm. Tobacco.

:lol:Feck orf, frenchie

im tempted to smoke it, but manker's probably rubbed it on his peen or something:dabs:

I could always take the baccy out and re-roll it in a fresh skin and use a new filter though:smilie4:

[Proper Bo]

edit: just found an extra half tab in the embassy box, so now i've got two and a half, only problem is, the half that's there is the end without the filter:dabs:

[Guillaume]

I could always take the baccy out and re-roll it in a fresh skin and use a new filter though:smilie4:
Are you sure that burning said tobacco will rid it of manker's peen viruses? :unsure:

[Proper Bo]

i'm not sure, but I did fail to mention the ghey stamp

"the very hungry caterpillar":dabs:

[enoughfakefiles]

Mankers probably outside you r house waiting for you to smoke them and then passout :shifty:

[Barbarossa]

Have you dared to view what's on the "Bo Loves the Cawk" dvd yet? :unsure:

[Proper Bo]

It says it's Lost series 2 episodes 1-10, but I'm a bit worried:ph34r:

[manker]

Che Guevera sticker :blink:

I wouldn't do that to you, I know you nazis melt upon seeing a depiction of his visage. Don't remember putting a penny in there either - but the crushed cig packet, I think, was a remnant of a night out over xmas. It might have slipped in there while in my pocket, I spose.

I found the Embassy packet in a drawer while looking for a pen to write Bo loves teh cawk all over your DVD :dabs:

[manker]

im tempted to smoke it, but manker's probably rubbed it on his peen or something:lol:


Wish I'd thought of that.




Edit: No I don't :blink:

[Proper Bo]

but the crushed cig packet, I think, was a remnant of a night out over xmas. It might have slipped in there while in my pocket, I spose.

I found the Embassy packet in a drawer while looking for a pen to write Bo loves teh cawk all over your DVD :dabs:

you're implying there's two packs in the envelope:unsure:


and I'm not sure if it's a sticker, but it's at least a small square picture:blink:

[manker]

It's a sticker, just not of Che Guevara.


Only put one crumpled Embassy pack in :unsure:

[Barbarossa]

Post a picture Bo

[Proper Bo]

no camera:dabs:

[manker]

I've got another one here, I could post a picture of it.

Gimme a sec.

[Barbarossa]

phone camera? :dabs:

edit; don't worry bo, you technotard. :P

[Proper Bo]

ja, but no working multimedia or internet sendy thingies on it, or bluetooth on my pc:dabs:

@manker, i assumed the sticker thing to be che guevara cause it's in the style of pic you usually see that wankery students have printed on t-shirts, I haven't looked at it rly yet, I was salvaging baccy from the snapped tabs:dabs:

[manker]

don't worry bo, you technotardThat's why the AOL disc :dabs:

[Cheese]

ja, but no working multimedia or internet sendy thingies on it, or bluetooth on my pc:dabs:

@manker, i assumed the sticker thing to be che guevara cause it's in the style of pic you usually see that wankery students have printed on t-shirts, I haven't looked at it rly yet, I was salvaging baccy from the snapped tabs:dabs:

I have a Che Guevara t-shirt :snooty:

[Proper Bo]

It doesnt say if it works with XP:unsure:

I'd better phone the freephone number on the disc:dabs:

[Proper Bo]

nope, just looked at the disc, it's too scratched to use:(
guess I'll stick to my 4mb (which may well soon be 10mb) blueyonder interweb:smilie4:

[manker]

http://img453.imageshack.us/img453/1756/18010613045xt.jpg

[Proper Bo]

oh yeah, it isnt:dabs:

ive lost the actual one already, it may be under my baccy tin

[Proper Bo]

it was:dabs:

[Barbarossa]

http://img68.imageshack.us/img68/8444/cheguevarakakou4ep.jpg

:dabs:

[manker]

That sticker, and three others like it, came free with a t-shirt I bought from this interweb famous bloke.

Chebus knows who it is, surprised you newbs don't :snooty:

[Proper Bo]

it looks like that brown guy that was/is(?) in eastenders.

irl it does, not on the photo manker posted though:dabs:

edit: tpoy

[manker]

it looks like that brown guy that was/is(?) in eastenders irl it does:ermm: :unsure:

[manker]

Oh, a missing comma.

Nvm.

[Blythorama]

it looks like that brown guy that was/is(?) in eastenders irl it does, not on the photo manker posted though:dabs:


I know who it is. Not going to tell Bo though. :shifty:

[Barbarossa]

Nobody knows what internet famous people look like. :snooty:

That's why they are internet famous, and not just, you know, famous.

[manker]

Nobody knows what internet famous people look like. :snooty:

That's why they are internet famous, and not just, you know, famous.That's a pretty poor rod considering that Chebus, Blyth and I all know who it is from looking at the photo :blink:

[Blythorama]

Bo, it's that chap from "Flog-it. Really.

[Proper Bo]

Just copied everything across from the dvds onto my hd.

I also just noticed the cover on the back of teh box says Inland Revenue, Employer's CD-rom 2000:unsure:

[Cheese]

http://img453.imageshack.us/img453/1756/18010613045xt.jpg
It's the guy who invented a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet. Unfortunately he fell victim to his own device in testing.

[Blythorama]

I thought that was a face-hugging two legged spider. :fear:

[Virtualbody1234]

Do you like receiving Manker's "package"?

[Proper Bo]

there wasn't much to it:dabs:

[Snee]

ja, but no working multimedia or internet sendy thingies on it, or bluetooth on my pc:dabs:

@manker, i assumed the sticker thing to be che guevara cause it's in the style of pic you usually see that wankery students have printed on t-shirts, I haven't looked at it rly yet, I was salvaging baccy from the snapped tabs:dabs:

I have a Che Guevara t-shirt :snooty:
I've got one with buddha.

Buddha > Guevara :snooty:

I know who's on the pic too. Harsh but fair, he is. :justputthatintoimpressthecoolkids:

[Cheese]

I have a Che Guevara t-shirt :snooty: I've got one with buddha.

Buddha > Guevara :snooty:

I know who's on the pic too. Harsh but fair, he is. :justputthatintoimpressthecoolkids:

I also have a t-shirt from the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

Flying Spaghetti Monster > Buddha :snooty: :snooty:

[Barbarossa]

I know it shouldn't, and I know I'm opening myself up to being rodded senseless, but it bothers me that I don't know who it is. :frusty:

[manker]

I know it shouldn't, and I know I'm opening myself up to being rodded senseless, but it bothers me that I don't know who it is. :frusty:A QPR defender/midfielder of the nineties. Black guy - never played for England, shares a surname with the chap on the sticker.

Tho' the first syllable of his surname sounds as if he should have played for Luton.

[DanB]

I know who it is too :snooty:

[manker]

:lol:

[GepperRankins]

MADDOX ftw :01:

[Proper Bo]

ja, the url is on the bottom of the pic but manker's photo is too blurry to see it

[manker]

Barbie didn't get it from my quality clue :dabs:



Btw, anyone that doesn't know Maddox is an interweb newb :smilie4:

[Barbarossa]

Barbie didn't get it from my quality clue :dabs:


:(



Btw, anyone that doesn't know Maddox is an interweb newb :smilie4:


:ermm:

[Spider_dude]

i'm gonna post some phoaties at the moderation soon. you know what kind of phoaties.

[DanB]

i'm gonna post some phoaties at the moderation soon. you know what kind of phoaties.

the ya's?

[manker]

Must be :happy:

[DanB]

hi.

[manker]

Alright, beaut.

[Proper Bo]

hoi, this isn't the new spam fred:fist:

[DanB]

yes it is

[manker]

The other one is crap anyhow.

[Proper Bo]

:dabs:

[manker]

I've got more posts than ziggy in this one :smilie4:

[DanB]

this will be too after 2000 pages

[Proper Bo]

okay then, last one to post gets that sticker

rules etc apply

[manker]

this will be too after 2000 pagesGotta post quicker than that or use quotage in the new spam fred, Dan :dabs:

[manker]

okay then, last one to post gets that sticker

rules etc apply
I've already got three of those :dabs:


Who uses stickers - apart from 10 year olds and merkins.

[Proper Bo]

welshmen by the sounds of it:dabs:

[DanB]

this will be too after 2000 pagesGotta post quicker than that or use quotage in the new spam fred, Dan :dabs:

I'm a tad out of practice

[manker]

welshmen by the sounds of it:dabs:Free with a t-shirt.

Didn't know what to do with them til now.

I'd send one to Dave but don't wanna waste a stamp :snooty:

[Proper Bo]

just write his adress on the back of one and see what happens:smilie4:

[GepperRankins]

you lot suck ballz

[manker]

just write his adress on the back of one and see what happens:smilie4:It's just lying there on the desk :dabs:

[Proper Bo]

:dabs: post it too, fag

[Snee]

okay then, last one to post gets that sticker

rules etc apply
I've already got three of those :dabs:


Who uses stickers - apart from 10 year olds and merkins.
I'd stick them on the uni 'puters, those people need some perspective.

Bunch of bleeding heart liberal communists who locked up my account's desktop bg.


EDit: Bleeding arse liberal leotard communists