Do you believe in omens?

[hobbes]

I do.

I can't find my left shoe so I'm calling in sick and going back to bed.

If i can't find it by tomorrow I going to quit my job and move out of state.

You can ignore omens or they get y'all.

[Guillaume]

Yes.

When I wake up, I just know the day's going to be shit.

[Busyman]

I do.

I can't find my left shoe so I'm calling in sick and going back to bed.

If i can't find it by tomorrow I going to quit my job and move out of state.

You can ignore omens or they get y'all.
Wear another pair.:ermm:

You've got to have another pair of washed out scuffed up penny loafers to go with the Levi's Cotton Dockers.

I mean don't throw away a whole day at the office.

[Blythorama]

Yes.

When I wake up, I just know the day's going to be shit.


Don't be pessimistic. It might be a really good day. I'm having a fantastic day. The sun is shining and my cast comes off in one week and I'll be able to scratch my leg again.

I think the four-leafed clover outlined in my tea-leaves which was pointed out to me by a black cat who was wearing horseshoes may have been an omen that I was going to have a good day.

[Busyman]

Yes.

When I wake up, I just know the day's going to be shit.


Don't be pessimistic. It might be a really good day. I'm having a fantastic day. The sun is shining and my cast comes off in one week and I'll be able to scratch my leg again.

I think the four-leafed clover outlined in my tea-leaves which was pointed out to me by a black cat who was wearing horseshoes may have been an omen that I was going to have a good day.
Eat ball hair.

I've got 5 weeks left and my leg is itchin' all the fuck 'cause my hair is growing back

[GepperRankins]

busyman shaves his legs :unsure:

[Blythorama]

Don't be pessimistic. It might be a really good day. I'm having a fantastic day. The sun is shining and my cast comes off in one week and I'll be able to scratch my leg again.

I think the four-leafed clover outlined in my tea-leaves which was pointed out to me by a black cat who was wearing horseshoes may have been an omen that I was going to have a good day.
Eat ball hair.

I've got 5 weeks left and my leg is itchin' all the fuck 'cause my hair is growing back

I will not eat ball hair. Come on busy, I've paid my itching dues. I've had this thing on for 7 weeks now. My leg is probably hairy, thin, pale and smelly by now.

Chopsticks and wooden spoons help but they were taken away from me so I couldn't poke em down there. I have had some success with a plastic ruler too. Slapping the itchy area with a shoe helps but wait till your leg is healed a bit, otherwise this will hurt. All the best and I hope the itching passes soon.

[Busyman]

Eat ball hair.

I've got 5 weeks left and my leg is itchin' all the fuck 'cause my hair is growing back

I will not eat ball hair. Come on busy, I've paid my itching dues. I've had this thing on for 7 weeks now. My leg is probably hairy, thin, pale and smelly by now.

Chopsticks and wooden spoons help but they were taken away from me so I couldn't poke em down there. I have had some success with a plastic ruler too. Slapping the itchy area with a shoe helps but wait till your leg is healed a bit, otherwise this will hurt. All the best and I hope the itching passes soon.
Well on that note, I should STFU.

I can at the very least scratch my leg and only had the fungus marinating for 4 days before I put the leg in teh wash.

I think I have taken 6 pills out of 50 now.

It's supposed to be taken every 4-6 hours. Sometimes 2 at a time.

[Blythorama]

I will not eat ball hair. Come on busy, I've paid my itching dues. I've had this thing on for 7 weeks now. My leg is probably hairy, thin, pale and smelly by now.

Chopsticks and wooden spoons help but they were taken away from me so I couldn't poke em down there. I have had some success with a plastic ruler too. Slapping the itchy area with a shoe helps but wait till your leg is healed a bit, otherwise this will hurt. All the best and I hope the itching passes soon.
Well on that note, I should STFU.

I can at the very least scratch my leg and only had the fungus marinating for 4 days before I put the leg in teh wash.

I think I have taken 6 pills out of 50 now.

It's supposed to be taken every 4-6 hours. Sometimes 2 at a time.


Are you not casted up then?:huh:

[Busyman]

Well on that note, I should STFU.

I can at the very least scratch my leg and only had the fungus marinating for 4 days before I put the leg in teh wash.

I think I have taken 6 pills out of 50 now.

It's supposed to be taken every 4-6 hours. Sometimes 2 at a time.


Are you not casted up then?:huh:
Yes

[Blythorama]

Are you not casted up then?:huh:
Yes


How can you wash the leg?:blink:

I'm only asking out of jealousy.

[GepperRankins]

"in the wash" in my house means the washing machine. i'm guessing that's not good for your knee :ermm:

[Busyman]

Yes


How can you wash the leg?:blink:

I'm only asking out of jealousy.
I jump in the shower.

I'm kidding about the jumping.

[Guillaume]

Yes


How can you wash the leg?:blink:

I'm only asking out of jealousy.
He's probably got one of these new plasticy casts.

[Busyman]

How can you wash the leg?:blink:

I'm only asking out of jealousy.
He's probably got one of these new plasticy casts.
I don't have a cast.:ermm:

Post 10.

[GepperRankins]

you just said you were :blink:

[Blythorama]

you just said you were :blink:

Are you just trying to confuse me busy?:blink:

.

[GepperRankins]

/me is confused

[Busyman]

you just said you were :blink:

Are you just trying to confuse me busy?:blink:

.
What chew mean?

[Blythorama]

Are you just trying to confuse me busy?:blink:

.
What chew mean?


Oh I get it.

I said. "are you not casted up then, busy"
and you replied "yes", meaning you were not casted up.
I thought you meant yes, as in you did have a cast.
My apologies for not reading properly.

[Busyman]

What chew mean?


Oh I get it.

I said. "are you not casted up then, busy"
and you replied "yes", meaning you were not casted up.
I thought you meant yes, as in you did have a cast.
My apologies for not reading properly.
You da woman!:01:

[GepperRankins]

you did kinda make no sense :dabs:

[Barbarossa]

Do you believe in omens?

No.

[Busyman]

Do you believe in omens?

No.
Ahhh...but do you not believe in omens?

[Blythorama]

Do you believe in omens?

No.


You, Me, Outside, Now.

I'm going to screech at you and pull your hair for calling me a slut to the Noobs earlier.

That hulking great crow you saw earlier was an omen of it.

[Barbarossa]

No.
Ahhh...but do you not believe in omens?

I can't believe it's not butter. :sad1:

[Barbarossa]

No.


You, Me, Outside, Now.

I'm going to screech at you and pull your hair for calling me a slut to the Noobs earlier.

That hulking great crow you saw earlier was an omen of it.

Was that a crow? I thought it was a grebe. :chef:



So, get any pm's then? :innocent:

[manker]

You, Me, Outside, Now.

I'm going to screech at you and pull your hair for calling me a slut to the Noobs earlier.

That hulking great crow you saw earlier was an omen of it.

Was that a crow? I thought it was a grebe. :chef:



So, get any pm's then? :innocent:
I'm gonna PM that newb Brazillian chick who can't get her game to work

See if it's anything to do with her webcam :shifty:

[Blythorama]

You, Me, Outside, Now.

I'm going to screech at you and pull your hair for calling me a slut to the Noobs earlier.

That hulking great crow you saw earlier was an omen of it.

Was that a crow? I thought it was a grebe. :chef:



So, get any pm's then? :innocent:

It was a crow imitating a grebe.

No I didn't. If I had I would be forwarding them to you. I have to lift my leg with my hands to position it so its a bit difficult to welcome anyone with my legs open. Not that I've tried anything of that nature. :innocent:

[Blythorama]

Was that a crow? I thought it was a grebe. :chef:



So, get any pm's then? :innocent:
I'm gonna PM that newb Brazillian chick who can't get her game to work

See if it's anything to do with her webcam :shifty:


I was going to mention to you lads that she needed help! Thought ya'll might be interested.:lol:

[ziggyjuarez]

Do you believe in omens?
No.

[manker]

I'm gonna PM that newb Brazillian chick who can't get her game to work

See if it's anything to do with her webcam :shifty:


I was going to mention to you lads that she needed help! Thought ya'll might be interested.:lol:I've got a reply.

I impressed her with my massive ... postcount :01:

[GepperRankins]

I'm gonna PM that newb Brazillian chick who can't get her game to work

See if it's anything to do with her webcam :shifty:


I was going to mention to you lads that she needed help! Thought ya'll might be interested.:lol:
tell 'er to read the nfo :dabs:

[Blythorama]

I was going to mention to you lads that she needed help! Thought ya'll might be interested.:lol:I've got a reply.

I impressed her with my massive ... postcount :01:


:lol: :lol: Did you sort her out?

[manker]

I've got a reply.

I impressed her with my massive ... postcount :01:


:lol: :lol: Did you sort her out?I'm thinking I'll give her the benefit of my vast experience sometime after 5pm.



She'll probably turn out to be twelve or something :dabs:

[Blythorama]

:lol: :lol: Did you sort her out?I'm thinking I'll give her the benefit of my vast experience sometime after 5pm.



She'll probably turn out to be twelve or something :dabs:

Or 62. :shifty:

[manker]

I've put myself off now - and your '62' comment hasn't helped :no:

[manker]

Look what you get when you google image search 'average Brazilian chick'

http://img.timeinc.net/surf/content/images/girls_brazil2003.jpg

:smilie4:

[Guillaume]

aaaaaaaar. Safe search off! My eyes, they burn :pinch:

[Barbarossa]

Eeek!

Note to self - sometimes it's better to engage "Safe Search" :bag:

[Barbarossa]

:glag: guillaume :lol: :D

[Blythorama]

aaaaaaaar. Safe search off! My eyes, they burn :pinch:



:lol: :lol: :lol:

[Guillaume]

What's funny in zoophile pics, cawktards?

[GepperRankins]

:dabs: i didn't see any zoo stuff :unsure:

[Blythorama]

:dabs: i didn't see any zoo stuff :unsure:


No I didn't either.. Must be G.:blink:

[manker]

:dabs: i didn't see any zoo stuff :unsure:


No I didn't either.. Must be G.:blink:Me either.

Perhaps he clicked one of his bookmarks by mistake.

Doirty French.

[Proper Bo]

maybe he's rodding


and maybe you're all playing along and rodding him rly
then again, maybe not:unsure:

[Blythorama]

maybe he's rodding


and maybe you're all playing along and rodding him rly
then again, maybe not:unsure:


I think he was watching the reflection in his pc screen.

[Guillaume]

Meh.

[Proper Bo]

GIS "brazillian chick" with safe search off, if you don't believe me, rodtards.
with brazilian spelled wrong like what you done?
if you spell it correctly, you see a black lab fecking a woman:dabs:

[manker]

GIS "brazillian chick" with safe search off, if you don't believe me, rodtards.Maybe it's just that you and teh Barbie can't spell 'Brazilian' properly :huh:

[manker]

Feck, Bo!

You actually did it just to see some animal porn.

No more sheep jokes from you, my laddie :smilie4:

[Proper Bo]

Feck, Bo!

You actually did it just to see some animal porn.

No more sheep jokes from you, my laddie :smilie4:

No no, there was bewbs on there too:smilie4:

[Blythorama]

Brazilian spelt wrong gave me those results and it was on the second page anyway you dirty get.

[Proper Bo]

was the first page for me, but second page implies to me that you were searching for it:dabs:

[Blythorama]

was the first page for me, but second page implies to me that you were searching for it:dabs:


Only AFTER it was pointed out to me, and only because I wanted to see how G saw it, not because I enjoy animal porn.

[Proper Bo]

lies

[Blythorama]

lies

Sticks and Stones Bo, Sticks and Stones......

[Guillaume]

GIS "brazillian chick" with safe search off, if you don't believe me, rodtards.Maybe it's just that you and teh Barbie can't spell 'Brazilian' properly :huh:
Yeah right.
http://img385.imageshack.us/img385/4386/yacnut5at.th.jpg (http://img385.imageshack.us/my.php?image=yacnut5at.jpg)

[Proper Bo]

What About Them?:unsure:

[Blythorama]

Maybe it's just that you and teh Barbie can't spell 'Brazilian' properly :huh:
Yeah right.
http://img385.imageshack.us/img385/4386/yacnut5at.th.jpg (http://img385.imageshack.us/my.php?image=yacnut5at.jpg)


G'wan G, You sic em! :lol:

[manker]

That was just a typo, I've spelled it right apart from that :snooty:

[manker]

Btw, I like the way G now screenshots stuff in case I use my secret admin powers and edit it out :lol:

[hobbes]

Eat ball hair.

I've got 5 weeks left and my leg is itchin' all the fuck 'cause my hair is growing back

I will not eat ball hair. Come on busy, I've paid my itching dues. I've had this thing on for 7 weeks now. My leg is probably hairy, thin, pale and smelly by now.

Chopsticks and wooden spoons help but they were taken away from me so I couldn't poke em down there. I have had some success with a plastic ruler too. Slapping the itchy area with a shoe helps but wait till your leg is healed a bit, otherwise this will hurt. All the best and I hope the itching passes soon.

So there my shoe is.:angry:

[Blythorama]

I will not eat ball hair. Come on busy, I've paid my itching dues. I've had this thing on for 7 weeks now. My leg is probably hairy, thin, pale and smelly by now.

Chopsticks and wooden spoons help but they were taken away from me so I couldn't poke em down there. I have had some success with a plastic ruler too. Slapping the itchy area with a shoe helps but wait till your leg is healed a bit, otherwise this will hurt. All the best and I hope the itching passes soon.

So there my shoe is.:angry:

Covered in plaster dust but I'm happy to send it back to you?

[Barbarossa]

http://www.seductiveapparel.com/Images/Dreamgirl/Image_L/3182.jpg

"Top Quality Brazilian Chick" according to Google Image Search. :dabs:

[hobbes]

So anyway, my secretary just called asking if I was ok.

Sure, I was fine until you woke me up.

I told her about the shoe situation and she was less than sympathetic, the bitch.

She got all snooty and asked when they might expect the pleasure of my company.

Not bloody soon I told her, there is a ball of fire in the sky that I can see from my window.

The Sun?

I don't know, they all balls of fire kinda look the same, but I think this one is going to blow.

Are you going mad?

No, I don't think so, I'm just not a big risk taker.

click

[Busyman]

http://www.seductiveapparel.com/Images/Dreamgirl/Image_L/3182.jpg

"Top Quality Brazilian Chick" according to Google Image Search. :dabs:
Nice tit-tays but the bitch need be eating somore.:ermm:

Skinny wench. I'd break her pelvic.

...by plucking it.

[Guillaume]

Btw, I like the way G now screenshots stuff in case I use my secret admin powers and edit it out :lol:
You're known to have done that before, ya arse bandit.

[DanB]

eeww to the animal porn.

I didn't see itr all with it spelled right but spelled wrong it was on the front page.

I wish I had read the thread backwards rather than starting at the front :frusty:

[manker]

I wish I had read the thread backwards rather than starting at the front :frusty:Like you did with the bird in the car park :naughty:

[DanB]

I started at the front then :ph34r:

[manker]

:lol:

Sorry, luv, it just slipped in :schnauz:

[DanB]

:whistling

[maebach]

:kiss: :inlove:

[anonEMuse]

whats up with all the one smilie posts? :P

[Proper Bo]

:mellow:

[Gripper]

I've seen all 3 liked the first one best

[Dark Steno]

and what you can do?

[Barbarossa]

Omens: A whale is dying in the Thames == Wales are going to get pwned by England in the 6 Nations :01:

[Gripper]

and what you can do?
That would be telling:dog: