Funniest Thing Ever!

[Tormentor]

I had some rubbing alchohal on my computer desk and i guess it spilt on my tower and later my brother was smoking in the house and he was on my computer and a ash fell onto the tower and it lit up and melted.

[pyromonkey]

whats so funny about a melting computer?

you just lost a computer.. i wouldn't be laughing if it happened to me!

[Tormentor]

It was old and im getting a new one

[Z]

i hope you took a picture so we can use that to flame people! :D

[Tormentor]

i wasnt really thinking about taking a pic when my computer was burning down

[Z]

oh man...*shakes head*

that should have been the first thing on your mind! :P

[Spindulik]

Here's one for you.

This is funny. And true.

Years ago, I bought an old FORD van and decided to get my buddy to help me pull out the carpet and strip the old paint, and apply a new coat of paint. We had rags, paint, buckets, paint thinner and brushes. Drinking a few beers too. Both of use were crammed in the van together. Painting, edging, spilling paint etc... . He was facing one way, and I was facing another. All of a sudden, I had an emergency. "Quick", I said, I need a paper towel. "Hurry". My buddy grabs a wad of paper towels, makes sure there is some paint thinner dobbed on it too, for a quick clean up. I took the paper towels to wipe. Unfortunately, I didn't know he doused the towels with the paint thinner. The emergency was a wet fart. Unknowingly, I wiped my ass with paint thinner. Surprised, I said, "What the hell is this?". In the cramped corners of the van, as he turned around to see, he said, "Well, I thought you spilled some paint!", to his surprise, his face was near my bare ass. The look on his face was hilarious!

So I had a mild case of spincter burning there.

[Z]

looks like you burn a lot of stuff.

anyways, how long were you in the van stuck with all the paint and thinner and stuff? did you open a window at least?!

[Spindulik]

Originally posted by Z@22 April 2003 - 06:40
looks like you burn a lot of stuff.

anyways, how long were you in the van stuck with all the paint and thinner and stuff? did you open a window at least?!
It was night time too. All the windows and doors were open. All the seats, except the driver seats were removed. It took about 2 hours to do it all.