What would be your Ultimate Job? [Archive]

maebach

01-21-2006, 03:18 PM

:lol:

mines either:

a CEO of a multi-billion dollar company
the President/Prime Minister of an industrialized country.

there's probably more but I cant think of them.

Busyman

01-21-2006, 03:20 PM

Actor

j2k4

01-21-2006, 03:23 PM

It would have to be about money.

Putting it where needs demand and providing adequate stewardship in it's spending.

Buffalo

01-21-2006, 03:24 PM

For the sake of science!

Turkey Wanker at Bernard Matthews Turkey Farms

AID ~ "artificial insemination division"

manker

01-21-2006, 03:28 PM

Busyman

01-21-2006, 03:30 PM

For the sake of science!

Turkey Wanker at Bernard Matthews Turkey Farms

AID ~ "artificial insemination division"
You and Yogi are indiscernible, postwise.

j2k4

01-21-2006, 03:37 PM

It would have to be about money.

Putting it where needs demand and providing adequate stewardship in it's spending.You want to be an accountant. Good choice, that man.

I hear they're pretty select. The exams are damn tough too.

Are you up to it :P

No need; I would be an excellent "money magnate" just as I am.

Stewardship is a strong suit of mine, bar-and/or otherwise.

Counting money is no problem.

Beans may or may not be another proposition, but I don't care.

manker

01-21-2006, 03:58 PM

You want to be an accountant. Good choice, that man.

I hear they're pretty select. The exams are damn tough too.

Are you up to it :P

No need; I would be an excellent "money magnate" just as I am.

Stewardship is a strong suit of mine, bar-and/or otherwise.

Counting money is no problem.

Beans may or may not be another proposition, but I don't care.
Yeeeeeah.

I think, maybe, an accounting technician would be a better suited vocation. You can count all the stuff you like. It doesn't pay well but job satisfaction is more important, wouldn't you say.

Tell me, are you any good at making cups of tea :huh:

JPaul

01-21-2006, 05:48 PM

If money was not a factor, binman (refuse collector).

Fantastic job.

Lilmiss

01-21-2006, 06:00 PM

owner of a high fidelity style record shop.
inc; jack black, of course. :happy:

j2k4

01-21-2006, 06:14 PM

Tell me, are you any good at making cups of tea :huh:

Actually, I have a man(ker) for that. :P

Biggles

01-21-2006, 08:07 PM

Is the post of belly button polisher for Kate Beckinsale taken?

If not I am available :)

Busyman

01-21-2006, 08:24 PM

A woman that can swallow me and not go just past the head.
That would be just grand.

:happy:

ahctlucabbuS

01-21-2006, 08:28 PM

owner of a high fidelity style record shop.
inc; jack black, of course. :happy:

What she said. Ditto.

Edit: Minus jack black ofc :ph34r:

manker

01-21-2006, 08:29 PM

A woman that can swallow me and not go just past the head.
That would be just grand.I saw a documentary on anacondas just recently - sounds like just the ticket.

enoughfakefiles

01-21-2006, 08:29 PM

To paint the white lines in the middle of the road, but it would get tiring the further you get away from the paint pot :dabs:

/edit WB zed :D

Afronaut

01-21-2006, 08:37 PM

I'd be and ex-mudulatör in some forum.

...no, wait....

:wacko:

Busyman

01-21-2006, 08:52 PM

A woman that can swallow me and not go just past the head.
That would be just grand.I saw a documentary on anacondas just recently - sounds like just the ticket.
I was waiting for the anaconda reference. Didn't take long.:happy:

manker

01-21-2006, 08:55 PM

I saw a documentary on anacondas just recently - sounds like just the ticket.
I was waiting for the anaconda reference. Didn't take long.:happy:I was gonna say python - but to get that big ole Even Stevened square head down in one gulp, I thought the extra girth of the anaconda's jaw would be more suitable.

thewizeard

01-21-2006, 09:01 PM

not just for the sake of science ...that would be wrong. But if you insist, I would definitely become a scientist....

S!X

01-21-2006, 09:12 PM

Pornstar.

enoughfakefiles

01-21-2006, 09:15 PM

A Fluffer

rly :schnauz:

Busyman

01-21-2006, 09:25 PM

I was waiting for the anaconda reference. Didn't take long.:happy:I was gonna say python - but to get that big ole Even Stevened square head down in one gulp, I thought the extra girth of the anaconda's jaw would be more suitable.
:lol: :lol: :lol:

On a serious note though, I've only been with one woman that could do it and do it consistently.:(

It's not cool getting vomited on.:angry: Hard to get out of the pubics.:sick:

maebach

01-21-2006, 09:31 PM

Pornstar.

good choice because you dont need to pass P.E. and art for that job.

:lookaroun

Busyman

01-21-2006, 09:36 PM

Pornstar.

good choice because you dont need to pass P.E. and art for that job.

:lookaroun
Great for getting drip dick too.

Excellent choice.

manker

01-21-2006, 09:40 PM

I was gonna say python - but to get that big ole Even Stevened square head down in one gulp, I thought the extra girth of the anaconda's jaw would be more suitable.
:lol: :lol: :lol:

On a serious note though, I've only been with one woman that could do it and do it consistently.:(

It's not cool getting vomited on.:angry: Hard to get out of the pubics.:sick:Don't think deep throating a bloke can be much good for a woman.

I'm happy with a normal bj :happy:

S!X

01-21-2006, 09:46 PM

Great for getting drip dick too.

Excellent choice.

Cheers!:lol:

Busyman

01-21-2006, 10:00 PM

:lol: :lol: :lol:

On a serious note though, I've only been with one woman that could do it and do it consistently.:(

It's not cool getting vomited on.:angry: Hard to get out of the pubics.:sick:Don't think deep throating a bloke can be much good for a woman.

I'm happy with a normal bj :happy:
When you've had one that can do it without gagging, you'll never forget it.

If I had a choice though, I'd settle for a threesome...which I've never had.:(

Gripper

01-21-2006, 11:06 PM

Zoo keeper looking after Tigers

hippychick

01-21-2006, 11:34 PM

Under Water Basket Weaver off the coast of some tropical Island.

S!X

01-21-2006, 11:35 PM

Under Water Basket Weaver off the coast of some tropical Island.

Child Labour :dry:

hippychick

01-21-2006, 11:40 PM

Under Water Basket Weaver off the coast of some tropical Island.

Child Labour :dry:
Nah, I'll do the basket weaving...so I can be under the ocean with Nimo lmao..then sip pina colada's in my bungalo at night...lol:D

S!X

01-21-2006, 11:45 PM

Nah, I'll do the basket weaving...so I can be under the ocean with Nimo lmao..then sip pina colada's in my bungalo at night...lol:D

Interesting...:blink:

manker

01-21-2006, 11:46 PM

Hippychick; post in the spam fred and try to get to 2000 posts tonight, ftw :01:

GepperRankins

01-21-2006, 11:54 PM

Hippychick; post in the spam fred and try to get to 2000 posts tonight, ftw :01:
agreed

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dream job = games producer director person :01:

hippychick

01-22-2006, 12:11 AM

Hippychick; post in the spam fred and try to get to 2000 posts tonight, ftw :01:
It wont be tonight, I'm about to go see Underworld 2 :01:

manker

01-22-2006, 12:13 AM

Hippychick; post in the spam fred and try to get to 2000 posts tonight, ftw :01:
It wont be tonight, I'm about to go see Underworld 2 :01:Have a nice time :snooty:

Robert00000

01-22-2006, 12:29 AM

Massaging oil onto the bodies of swimwear models like this:naughty:

http://lib1.store.vip.sc5.yahoo.com/lib/babybrazil/2723lavBack250x450.jpg

enoughfakefiles

01-22-2006, 12:50 AM

Massaging oil onto the bodies of swimwear models like this:naughty:

http://lib1.store.vip.sc5.yahoo.com/lib/babybrazil/2723lavBack250x450.jpg

Won't it get messy on your computer screen :unsure:

Busyman

01-22-2006, 12:53 AM

Hippychick; post in the spam fred and try to get to 2000 posts tonight, ftw :01:
It wont be tonight, I'm about to go see Underworld 2 :01:
;)

Priorities are in order then.

Busyman

01-22-2006, 12:56 AM

Massaging oil onto the bodies of swimwear models like this:naughty:

http://lib1.store.vip.sc5.yahoo.com/lib/babybrazil/2723lavBack250x450.jpg
Damn I'd hate a job like that...unless the pay was noice.

The Ultimate Job would be the Ultimate Tease.

It's why I don't like strip clubs. I'd wanna fuck the strippers but couldn't.:dabs:

GepperRankins

01-22-2006, 01:03 AM

Proper Bo

01-22-2006, 01:05 AM

cause you're unable to fuck a stripper?

Guillaume

01-22-2006, 01:06 AM

Brewer.

Mmmm... Beer. :drool:

Dark Steno

01-22-2006, 03:42 AM

Fansubbing the animes like what I am doing now.

hippychick

01-22-2006, 03:49 AM

Massaging oil onto the bodies of swimwear models like this:naughty:

http://lib1.store.vip.sc5.yahoo.com/lib/babybrazil/2723lavBack250x450.jpg
Hmm she is kindof manly lookin:unsure:
I've change my mind of what I want to be when I grow up...I want to be the first to discover life on another planet :lol:

hippychick

01-22-2006, 03:53 AM

Hippychick; post in the spam fred and try to get to 2000 posts tonight, ftw :01:
mk, where is the spam fred thread?:huh:

pigster

01-22-2006, 08:43 AM

I want to be an extra-orbital propulsion technician. It sounds difficult, but it's hardly rocket science.

j2k4

01-22-2006, 03:08 PM

I want to be an extra-orbital propulsion technician. It sounds difficult, but it's hardly rocket science.

Well, then I wanna be an extra-extra-orbital propulsion technician; I think that would be rocket science.

I don't wanna do any science unless it's that rocket kind.

It's the best, I think.

hippychick

01-22-2006, 07:09 PM

I would like to be a Rocket Scientist that develops a space craft to explore life on other planets.:01:

Gripper

01-22-2006, 07:27 PM

:unsure: Rocket
Eruca sativa
Description
A small green salad vegetable with lobed leaves.
Native to the Mediterranean and has become increasingly popular over the past few years.
Use
Wash in cold water, drain thoroughly and pat dry.
Use in salads and sandwiches, or as a garnish.

How can you fly this??

Barbarossa

01-23-2006, 10:23 AM

I don't see what all the fuss is about being a rocket scientist, I mean, it aint brain surgery... :dabs:

Mr. Mulder

01-23-2006, 10:25 AM

fannying about with paints and sweeping the floors and glyn webb would be a dream come true :o

but the chances of that actually happening... :sadwalk:

j2k4

01-23-2006, 11:08 AM

I don't see what all the fuss is about being a rocket scientist, I mean, it aint brain surgery... :dabs:

I wanna be a brain surgeon on an extra-extra-orbital space vessel, catering to walk-in traffic. :w00t:

hippychick

01-23-2006, 01:25 PM

I want to be a Rocket Scientist that travels in the space craft I designed, so I can do Brain Surgery on life forms from other planets.:01:

ameir

01-23-2006, 03:02 PM

:book: i want to be a chemical engineer or one of those electrical engineers to make a time machine.something like that anyway.

Proper Bo

01-23-2006, 03:05 PM

Batman:01:

Batman's a scientist:smilie4:

Gripper

01-23-2006, 06:25 PM

Batmans a Detective :snooty:

Busyman

01-23-2006, 06:32 PM

Batmans a Detective :snooty:
..even had a comic called...Detective Comics.

Proper Bo

01-23-2006, 06:34 PM

Batmans a Detective :snooty:

Nu-uh, homer simpson said so:snooty:

and anyway, isn't detectiveness a form of science?:smilie4:

GepperRankins

01-23-2006, 06:59 PM

rocket science is a peice of piss :dabs:

enoughfakefiles

01-23-2006, 07:03 PM

rocket science is a peice of piss :dabs:

Is it easier the spelling piece :rolleyes:

GepperRankins

01-23-2006, 07:06 PM

rocket science is a peice of piss :dabs:

Is it easier the spelling piece :rolleyes:
yeah. burn stuff and point it at what you're going away from. easier than i-e-e-i thang

enoughfakefiles

01-23-2006, 07:09 PM

Is it easier the spelling piece :rolleyes:
yeah. burn stuff and point it at what you're going away from. easier than i-e-e-i thang

Except in exceptions though :lookaroun

j2k4

01-23-2006, 08:57 PM

I want to be a Rocket Scientist that travels in the space craft I designed, so I can do Brain Surgery on life forms from other planets.:01:

I'll teach you how! :D

JPaul

01-23-2006, 09:09 PM

I want to be a Rocket Scientist that travels in the space craft I designed, so I can do Brain Surgery on life forms from other planets.:01:

I'll teach you how! :D
Those who can, do.

Those who can't .... and so forth.

j2k4

01-23-2006, 09:30 PM

I'll teach you how! :D
Those who can, do.

Those who can't .... and so forth. :P

I suppose I should have said, "I'll show you how..."

The offer stands. :)

hippychick

01-23-2006, 10:31 PM

I want to be a Rocket Scientist that travels in the space craft I designed, so I can do Brain Surgery on life forms from other planets.:01:

I'll teach you how! :D
Teach me which one...Rocket Science? Brain Surgeon? or how to find life on other planets? lol :D

j2k4

01-23-2006, 11:53 PM

I'll teach you how! :D
Teach me which one...Rocket Science? Brain Surgeon? or how to find life on other planets? lol :D

Pick one or all. :)