Ebay solution

[enoughfakefiles]

Don't forget to retract your bid before the item ends :smilie4:

[darkmatter]

all you have to do now is build me a time machine:P

[DanB]

or open a bogus account to outbid yourself

[enoughfakefiles]

all you have to do now is build me a time machine:P

They've already been invented. They're called clocks :schnauz:

[Barbarossa]

all you have to do now is build me a time machine:P

You can get a time machine off Ebay.

No, wait.... :pinch:

[thewizeard]

lol... better not :)