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ziggyjuarez
01-24-2006, 03:09 PM
Play catch with his dad.
Win in a fight agenst himself.
Win in a fight agenst chuck norris.
Remember the good ol days when he wasent born.
Prove he exists.
Make the world a better place.
Stop crying (stupid rain)


Please be free to add more:

GepperRankins
01-24-2006, 03:10 PM
take shit from anyone

Cryco
01-24-2006, 03:21 PM
Stop my crying :cry:

Blythorama
01-24-2006, 03:23 PM
Stop my crying :cry:


I can get Grebes to poke your eyes out if that would help. :shifty:

Barbarossa
01-24-2006, 03:28 PM
1. Rub his stomach and pat his head at the same time

2. Lick his own elbow

3. Design any bird or animal that is greater than a grebe.

Santa
01-24-2006, 03:33 PM
God is not a person.

Barbarossa
01-24-2006, 03:35 PM
No, but he made man in his own image.

Cryco
01-24-2006, 03:39 PM
No, but he made man in his own image.
Was god black/white/and asian?:cry:

Skillian
01-24-2006, 03:39 PM
Make a rock so heavy even He Himself cannot lift it :/

Santa
01-24-2006, 03:41 PM
No, but he made man in his own image.

hence; nor is "he" a mirror.

Barbarossa
01-24-2006, 03:41 PM
God didn't really know shit about colours then because he'd only just invented light a few days before. Therefore, colour is irrelevent, as God is in fact transparent.

vidcc
01-24-2006, 04:19 PM
was jesus a test tube baby or a clone?

Cheese
01-24-2006, 04:22 PM
Pray. Well he can, but he'd be talking to himself which is just mental.

Blythorama
01-24-2006, 04:30 PM
God can't sin.

Can he?

vidcc
01-24-2006, 04:31 PM
God can't sin.

Can he?


he did a "clinton" with Mary didn't he :unsure:


Isn't adultery a sin?


lack of capitilisation to sin against manker

Barbarossa
01-24-2006, 04:45 PM
Sounds to me like there's one rule for God, and one rule for the rest of us grebes :dabs:

enoughfakefiles
01-24-2006, 06:32 PM
Make a rock so heavy even He Himself cannot lift it :/

What about the russians :unsure:

manker
01-24-2006, 06:42 PM
Nope, don't get that one ether, effy.

Proper Bo
01-24-2006, 06:43 PM
Me either, does it have reference to that spy camera hidden in a fake rock thingy?

enoughfakefiles
01-24-2006, 06:44 PM
Me either, does it have reference to that spy camera hidden in a fake rock thingy?

Maybe they don't get the world news in wales, but i think it's a rod :rolleyes:

Proper Bo
01-24-2006, 06:46 PM
so I was right, but what's the link:dabs:

enoughfakefiles
01-24-2006, 06:47 PM
What link :dabs:

manker
01-24-2006, 06:49 PM
Oh, right. You meant the spy camera in the rock thing :dabs:

Proper Bo
01-24-2006, 06:50 PM
What link :dabs:

Well your comment just plain doesn't make sense:dabs:

manker
01-24-2006, 06:51 PM
Quick, effy, pretend you were rodding.

enoughfakefiles
01-24-2006, 06:51 PM
Make a rock so heavy even He Himself cannot lift it :/

What about the russians :unsure:

:unsure:

manker
01-24-2006, 06:52 PM
:lol: :blink:

Proper Bo
01-24-2006, 06:53 PM
effy, effy, effy :no:

enoughfakefiles
01-24-2006, 06:54 PM
Well i thought it was funny :snooty:

ameir
01-24-2006, 06:54 PM
Play with people's emotions and feelings

manker
01-24-2006, 06:55 PM
Play with people's emotions and feelings
Shut it, glebe.

ameir
01-24-2006, 06:57 PM
glebe yourself

manker
01-24-2006, 06:59 PM
Damn, I wasn't expecting a witty answer.


Thank feck I didn't get one.

enoughfakefiles
01-24-2006, 07:00 PM
Damn, I wasn't expecting a witty answer.


Thank feck I didn't get one.

:lol:

ameir
01-24-2006, 07:00 PM
what exactly does glebe mean anyway?

Proper Bo
01-24-2006, 07:01 PM
:schnauz:

GepperRankins
01-24-2006, 07:03 PM
what exactly does glebe mean anyway?
it can mean; jew, homosexual, black, political opponents, etc...

ameir
01-24-2006, 07:03 PM
anyone goin to tell me?

ameir
01-24-2006, 07:04 PM
thanks

enoughfakefiles
01-24-2006, 07:04 PM
no

manker
01-24-2006, 07:04 PM
what exactly does glebe mean anyway?Anyone that's slightly retarded who livies in or around the Newcastle area.


Can also be applied to interweb people in a wily nilly manner.

enoughfakefiles
01-24-2006, 07:05 PM
what exactly does glebe mean anyway?Anyone that's slightly retarded who livies in or around the Newcastle area.


Can also be applied to interweb people in a wily nilly manner.

What about newcastle people who have access to the interweb :unsure:

ameir
01-24-2006, 07:06 PM
whatever man

Proper Bo
01-24-2006, 07:06 PM
good thing i'm from tyneside then:snooty:

ameir
01-24-2006, 07:07 PM
but i not from there

manker
01-24-2006, 07:07 PM
good thing i'm from tyneside then:snooty:
You trying to say you're slightly retarded, loike :blink:

manker
01-24-2006, 07:08 PM
but i not from there
You are, however, an interweb person.

Therefore it is possible, nay probable since you're not in the AGA, that you're a glebe.

Proper Bo
01-24-2006, 07:08 PM
rodoff, you said the newcastle area, tyneside isn't the newcastle area:snooty:

manker
01-24-2006, 07:10 PM
rodoff, you said the newcastle area, tyneside isn't the newcastle area:snooty:I said in or around. I reckon it qualifies :dabs:


Besides, only slightly retarded people (hence the glebe school or whatever) from that area are glebes.

innit?

ameir
01-24-2006, 07:10 PM
let's just stick with interweb person, ok!

enoughfakefiles
01-24-2006, 07:10 PM
What about the interweb access :smilie4:

manker
01-24-2006, 07:11 PM
let's just stick with interweb person, ok!
Let's compromise.

You can be an interweb glebe, ok!

ameir
01-24-2006, 07:12 PM
don't agree ;)

Proper Bo
01-24-2006, 07:13 PM
okay



:unsure:

enoughfakefiles
01-24-2006, 07:14 PM
don't agree ;)

Why ?

manker
01-24-2006, 07:14 PM
don't agree ;)
The only way you can get out of it now is to post semi-naked pics of your mother or girlfriend in the pants thread.

Up to you :dabs:

ameir
01-24-2006, 07:15 PM
interweb is good enough don't u agree

ameir
01-24-2006, 07:16 PM
those pics will burn your eyes, ther toooo hot for u!

manker
01-24-2006, 07:16 PM
Yup. Post pics of them on the interweb.

No need to send them round to my house.

manker
01-24-2006, 07:17 PM
those pics will burn your eyes, ther toooo hot for u!
You saying that your Mom's hawt :naughty:

ameir
01-24-2006, 07:18 PM
ok, u might scare them away!

ameir
01-24-2006, 07:18 PM
no the wife

Proper Bo
01-24-2006, 07:19 PM
19 and married?:no:

manker
01-24-2006, 07:19 PM
You don't have a wife, dick 'ed.

manker
01-24-2006, 07:20 PM
19 and married?:no:
He said in Sara's engagement fred that he was gonna get engaged to his girlfriend.

:dabs: :dabs:

ameir
01-24-2006, 07:20 PM
y , their's a problem!

manker
01-24-2006, 07:22 PM
http://www.filesharingtalk.com/vb3/showthread.php?p=1240679#post1240679

:no:

ameir
01-24-2006, 07:23 PM
i call her wife because that is what i think of her!

manker
01-24-2006, 07:24 PM
Hmmmm.

OK :)

ameir
01-24-2006, 07:25 PM
anything else u would like to know?

manker
01-24-2006, 07:26 PM
Yeah, what bra size is she?

enoughfakefiles
01-24-2006, 07:27 PM
anything else u would like to know?

Who was on the grassy nowell :ph34r:

manker
01-24-2006, 07:28 PM
grassy nowell
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

ameir
01-24-2006, 07:33 PM
that's for me to know and u to find out.

ameir
01-24-2006, 07:34 PM
anything else u would like to know?

Who was on the grassy nowell :ph34r: ?????????

manker
01-24-2006, 07:37 PM
Who was on the grassy nowell :ph34r: ?????????
http://img521.imageshack.us/img521/9528/414837edmonds3004pa.jpg

:unsure:

ziggyjuarez
01-24-2006, 07:39 PM
Nice posts manker the spammer.

manker
01-24-2006, 07:44 PM
Nice posts manker the spammer.da::bs

ziggyjuarez
01-24-2006, 07:45 PM
If you are going to do it,then do it right eh?

manker
01-24-2006, 07:51 PM
If you are going to do it,then do it right eh?Yeah. I should defer to you.

Being housebound has it's advantages in the forumular world.

ziggyjuarez
01-24-2006, 07:54 PM
If you are going to do it,then do it right eh?Yeah. I should defer to you.

Being housebound has it's advantages in the forumular world.
Hairtips:kiss:

manker
01-24-2006, 07:58 PM
No, it's actually forum posting tips I was after.

Like, for example, Post absolute bollocks when you don't know what to say.




Wait ... nice demonstration :clap:

ziggyjuarez
01-24-2006, 08:01 PM
fag
MANKER = http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Stadium/1548/dexter.gif

enoughfakefiles
01-24-2006, 08:02 PM
fag
http://tvindy.typepad.com/photos/old_pics/pink_hair.jpg

He looks more lyke a match :rolleyes:

ziggyjuarez
01-24-2006, 08:03 PM
edited

manker
01-24-2006, 08:06 PM
fag
MANKER = http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Stadium/1548/dexter.gif
Dexter Holland. I wouldn't mind too much being likened to him.

So long as it's around the time he did Smash, rather than Americana.



Ziggy, I can't be nasty to you :)

ziggyjuarez
01-24-2006, 08:07 PM
Ziggy, I can't be nasty to you :)
Then join the fuck bo cru:snooty:

Proper Bo
01-24-2006, 08:08 PM
smash>americana

manker
01-24-2006, 08:10 PM
Ziggy, I can't be nasty to you :)
Then join the fuck bo cru:snooty:No, dude :ermm:

manker
01-24-2006, 08:10 PM
smash>americanaWhatever the spice girls' album is called>Americana

ziggyjuarez
01-24-2006, 08:12 PM
:dry:

maebach
01-24-2006, 08:23 PM
he cant change the periodic table :snooty:




unless he makes a new element.

Gripper
01-24-2006, 09:41 PM
Make the Lounge make sense

enoughfakefiles
01-24-2006, 09:42 PM
Make the Lounge make sense

It does to the lounge dwellers :dabs:

manker
01-24-2006, 09:48 PM
Make the Lounge make sense

It does to the lounge dwellers :dabs::no:

Make a rock so heavy even He Himself cannot lift it :/

What about the russians :unsure::no: :no:

enoughfakefiles
01-24-2006, 09:48 PM
:O :lol:

/edit i actually posted that last post and didn't relise what the thread was :lol:

missie
01-24-2006, 10:29 PM
going for another effy, eff? :huh:
'ang about, i'll have a spliff n prob understand cha.



eff = budHA :ermm:

Gripper
01-24-2006, 10:31 PM
going for another effy, eff? :huh:
'ang about, i'll have a spliff n prob understand cha.



eff = budHA :ermm:
eff = bugga:w00t:

missie
01-24-2006, 10:47 PM
now, that's just mean. :fist:

enoughfakefiles
01-24-2006, 10:57 PM
Someones spelt your user name wrong lilmiss :unsure:

Gripper
01-24-2006, 11:04 PM
Spelt=seperating the wheat from the chaff,I think God can do this with the wind

manker
01-24-2006, 11:06 PM
Gripper ftw :01: :wub:

missie
01-24-2006, 11:12 PM
Someones spelt your user name wrong lilmiss


Lilmiss is unavailble atm.
i'm standing in. heh heh. :happy:

Guillaume
01-24-2006, 11:22 PM
Things God Cant Do:make punk-rawk not suck.




:lookaroun

Cheese
01-25-2006, 09:30 AM
what exactly does glebe mean anyway?Anyone that's slightly retarded who livies in or around the Newcastle area.


Can also be applied to interweb people in a wily nilly manner.
I saw the word "glebe" in my English reading assignment, North and South (http://www.lang.nagoya-u.ac.jp/%7Ematsuoka/EG-N&S-1.html#6) by Elizabeth Gaskell, and wondered what you had against land belonging to an English parish church.


'Unwatch'd the garden bough shall sway,
The tender blossom flutter down,
Unloved that beech will gather brown,
The maple burn itself away;
Unloved, the sun-flower, shining fair,
Ray round with flames her disk of seed,
And many a rose-carnation feed
With summer spice the humming air;

* * * * * *

Till from the garden and the wild
A fresh association blow,
And year by year the landscape grow
Familiar to the stranger's child
As year by year the labourer tills
His wonted glebe, or lops the glades;
And year by year our memory fades
From all the circle of the hills.'

TENNYSON.

Barbarossa
01-25-2006, 10:15 AM
that's for me to know and u to find out.

Post a pic and I'll tell you what size she is :naughty: