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Barbarossa
01-25-2006, 03:54 PM
Blood Donor Woman : When did you fill in your questionnaire?

Me : Why about 10 minutes ago, before I came here.

Blood Donor Woman : And did you read all the questions?

Me : Yes, yes I did. :)

Blood Donor Woman : So why have you ticked the box next to the question that says in bold letters "For female donors only"?

Me : Doh! :frusty:



:dabs:

ziggyjuarez
01-25-2006, 03:57 PM
Did you ask her if she likes grebes?

manker
01-25-2006, 03:57 PM
Should have stuck with the 'I'm a woman' charade.

Last time I gave blood, I went with my sister and after the blood-letting, she got an extra Kit-Kat :smilie4:

DorisInsinuate
01-25-2006, 03:58 PM
Glag, I was thinking about donating blood, I want a free cookie.

Gripper
01-25-2006, 04:00 PM
I got stopped from donating,'cause I'm on the beta blockers...shame it was fun,you can get pissed right quick after,plus you get free snacks

Barbarossa
01-25-2006, 04:02 PM
I got stopped from donating,'cause I'm on the beta blockers...shame it was fun,you can get pissed right quick after,plus you get free snacks

Liar. You got stopped because of the all the buttsecks. :shifty:

manker
01-25-2006, 04:03 PM
I haven't given blood since shortly after I took my last professional exams - due to the stupid rule about not having taken drugs for the last month or whatever.

I'm sure that the poor dying old people won't give a shit if their type B has a form of sedative disolved in it :dabs:

Gripper
01-25-2006, 04:04 PM
I got stopped from donating,'cause I'm on the beta blockers...shame it was fun,you can get pissed right quick after,plus you get free snacks

Liar. You got stopped because of the all the buttsecks. :shifty:
:O but the Dr told me that it made my veins stand out,don't you do it that way then?

Barbarossa
01-25-2006, 04:09 PM
I haven't given blood since shortly after I took my last professional exams - due to the stupid rule about not having taken drugs for the last month or whatever.

I'm sure that the poor dying old people won't give a shit if their type B has a form of sedative disolved in it :dabs:

They're very strict now. In fact, only about 45 people in the country are now eligible to give blood. True story. :cool:

Barbarossa
01-25-2006, 04:10 PM
Liar. You got stopped because of the all the buttsecks. :shifty:
:O but the Dr told me that it made my veins stand out,don't you do it that way then?

I don't know what you're used to, but over here they don't take the blood from the veins in your cawk. :sick:

sArA
01-26-2006, 03:23 PM
:O but the Dr told me that it made my veins stand out,don't you do it that way then?

I don't know what you're used to, but over here they don't take the blood from the veins in your cawk. :sick:


:lol: :lol: :lol:

enoughfakefiles
01-26-2006, 03:29 PM
:O but the Dr told me that it made my veins stand out,don't you do it that way then?

I don't know what you're used to, but over here they don't take the blood from the veins in your cawk. :sick:

Where do they take it from then :unsure:

DorisInsinuate
01-26-2006, 04:47 PM
You're arse.

SpatulaGeekGirl
01-26-2006, 04:59 PM
lolroflolmao :dabs:

ziggyjuarez
01-26-2006, 07:22 PM
lolroflolmao :dabs:
You fucking suck at the replyage dude.

Virtualbody1234
01-26-2006, 07:32 PM
You're arse.
:O