Free Drinks?

[Buffalo]

Why?

do I look poor?
do i look sexy?
do people feel sorry for me? or is that the "do I look poor" category

have i got a big cock?
have i got what it takes?
have i got a smile what makes woman wet, very wet?

please answer why i get so much free beer from women in my local?

tonight, i only got one pint, the other 5 were bought by women i don't know

nice! :) & thank you girls xxxx

[manker]

Is it homless outreach week?

[Guillaume]

Is it homless outreach week?
edit: Nevermind, that's cruel.

[Buffalo]

Yo mank Dude, It could well be, but you know me dude! ...

me thinks it's more than that mate, ....

do you get free beer? ... ?

nice one!

[Virtualbody1234]

Why?

do I look poor?
do i look sexy?
do people feel sorry for me? or is that the "do I look poor" category

have i got a big cock?
have i got what it takes?
have i got a smile what makes woman wet, very wet?

please answer why i get so much free beer from women in my local?

tonight, i only got one pint, the other 5 were bought by women i don't know

nice! :) & thank you girls xxxx
Sounds like some sort of identity crisis you got there.

[manker]

Yo mank Dude, It could well be, but you know me dude! ...

me thinks it's more than that mate, ....

do you get free beer? ... ?

nice one!
Nope. I don't get beer bought for me by women I don't know.

I think it's quite a rare thing for a woman to go up to a man and offer to buy him a drink if she don't know him.

[Guillaume]

I think it's quite a rare thing for a woman to go up to a man and offer to buy him a drink if she don't know him.
Mind you, it's rare to have a woman buy a guy a beer even if she knows him. The dirty beetches are accustomed to have things paid for them. :dry:

[Buffalo]

Why?

do I look poor?
do i look sexy?
do people feel sorry for me? or is that the "do I look poor" category

have i got a big cock?
have i got what it takes?
have i got a smile what makes woman wet, very wet?

please answer why i get so much free beer from women in my local?

tonight, i only got one pint, the other 5 were bought by women i don't know

nice! :) & thank you girls xxxx
Sounds like some sort of identity crisis you got there.

Nice one,
I was with A No 1 bird tonight in town, well cool babe
she is the best girl in town, but she buy me drinks,
wow.... no identity crisis with me

I did offer, but me looks tonight was stunning, me got date for friday up sherry 'n ham , well pleased!

[Buffalo]

Yo mank Dude, It could well be, but you know me dude! ...

me thinks it's more than that mate, ....

do you get free beer? ... ?

nice one!
Nope. I don't get beer bought for me by women I don't know.

I think it's quite a rare thing for a woman to go up to a man and offer to buy him a drink if she don't know him.

You city Dude! ..
Me in small town, the girl knows about me big willy.

[Proper Bo]

Nope. I don't get beer bought for me by women I don't know.

I think it's quite a rare thing for a woman to go up to a man and offer to buy him a drink if she don't know him.
You city Dude! ..
Me in small town, the girl knows about me big willy.

Im not surprised, she's probably your mother/aunt/cousin/sister/alloftheabove
:dabs:

[manker]

I think it's quite a rare thing for a woman to go up to a man and offer to buy him a drink if she don't know him.
Mind you, it's rare to have a woman buy a guy a beer even if she knows him. The dirty beetches are accustomed to have things paid for them. :dry:
Indeed :dry:

Perpetuated by delusional blokes. One of my mates is a fecker to get a round out of (I think he has Scottish blood) but come 10pm, he's buying alcopops for any old slapper with half a tit out.

[Virtualbody1234]

.... no identity crisis with me


So why all the questions about yourself then? Hmmm???

[manker]

You city Dude! ..
Me in small town, the girl knows about me big willy.

Im not surprised, she's probably your mother/aunt/cousin/sister/alloftheabove
:dabs::glag:

Btw, the 'city' I live in has loike a thousand people living in it, if that.

[Guillaume]

I think he has Scottish blood
Eugh.
You still hang out with him? :blink:

[Buffalo]

You city Dude! ..
Me in small town, the girl knows about me big willy.

Im not surprised, she's probably your mother/aunt/cousin/sister/alloftheabove
:dabs:

fuck no dude! the days have gone, the pop of sheringham is 8,000 +
not seen this bird till today

[Virtualbody1234]

Im not surprised, she's probably your mother/aunt/cousin/sister/alloftheabove
:dabs::glag:

Btw, the 'city' I live in has loike a thousand people living in it, if that.
That's no city. That's a village.

[Buffalo]

.... no identity crisis with me


So why all the questions about yourself then? Hmmm???

it'a not questions, it's do you get free drinks like me,
have you got it dude!

[Virtualbody1234]

So why all the questions about yourself then? Hmmm???

it'a not questions, it's do you get free drinks like me,
have you got it dude!
I don't want any free drinks.

[Buffalo]

I don't like mingers coming on to me, no way
I had a girl that was so face pasted it was well scary

[Virtualbody1234]

do I look poor?
do i look sexy?
do people feel sorry for me? or is that the "do I look poor" category

have i got a big cock?
have i got what it takes?
have i got a smile what makes woman wet, very wet?Btw these questions don't ask anything about free drinks.

[manker]

:glag:

Btw, the 'city' I live in has loike a thousand people living in it, if that.
That's no city. That's a village.How do you know that I don't live in St. Davids.



Btw, the fact I live in a village was the point of my post, glebe :P

[Buffalo]

it'a not questions, it's do you get free drinks like me,
have you got it dude!
I don't want any free drinks.

No free drinks?

fuck!

you are the first Dude! to refuse, ... you are a Dude, right?

[Virtualbody1234]

I think you missed post #20

[Buffalo]

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I don't get ya Pun Dude! ~ post some pics!

me no under stand, but in saying that I'm not from canada!

[Proper Bo]

Im not surprised, she's probably your mother/aunt/cousin/sister/alloftheabove
:dabs:
fuck no dude! the days have gone, the pop of sheringham is 8,000 +
not seen this bird till today


how long ago were those days? about 37 years or so?:unsure:

[Buffalo]

fuck no dude! the days have gone, the pop of sheringham is 8,000 +
not seen this bird till today


how long ago were those days? about 37 years or so?:unsure:

err.... not seen this bird till today

Yo Bo, how it's going Dude!

pool night it was ...

[Proper Bo]

im sick of you either rodding by not getting my insults, or just plain not getting them, mang:dabs:

[Buffalo]

nice one!

you forget i'm from norfolk :)

PS: I won at pool ... FTW

[Proper Bo]

nice one!

you forget i'm from norfolk :)

PS: I won at pool ... FTW

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