Have you ever shat out in the open?

[Barbarossa]

Might as well complete the hat-trick... :dabs:

[GepperRankins]

camping FTW

[enoughfakefiles]

Do doing it in your pants count :lookaroun

[tesco]

Ya when camping. :(

[Busyman]

Of course.:dry:

[maebach]

no.

[Blythorama]

The modern toilet does not cater for the needs of the grebe-buttock.

Yes I have. When in the middle of nowhere.

[manker]

I think you'll find the technical term is 'survival shit'.

I had to take a survival shit on the way back from Old Trafford midway thro' last season. At the back of the supporters bus. In an empty crisp packet.

[enoughfakefiles]

I think you'll find the technical term is 'survival shit'.

I had to take a survival shit on the way back from Old Trafford midway thro' last season. At the back of the supporters bus. In an empty crisp packet.

Who held the packet open for you :pinch:

[Busyman]

I think you'll find the technical term is 'survival shit'.

I had to take a survival shit on the way back from Old Trafford midway thro' last season. At the back of the supporters bus. In an empty crisp packet.

Who held the packet open for you :pinch:
..and I would hope he wiped his ass.:pinch:

[Seedler]

Who held the packet open for you :pinch:
..and I would hope he wiped his ass.:pinch:

probably not:pinch: