Chuck Norris Jokes??

[Formula1]

It seems it has come to my attention that Chuck Norris jokes are becoming the newest fad these days....

I wonder why?

[enoughfakefiles]

Cause he never did his own stunts.

[hippychick]

It seems it has come to my attention that Chuck Norris jokes are becoming the newest fad these days....

I wonder why?
I havent heard any chuck norris jokes :huh:

[Formula1]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=chuck+norris

[Formula1]

do post count in the lounge?

edit: ok they do...

[ilw]

http://www.4q.cc/chuck/index.php?topthirty
some of those are pretty good.

chuck could have been badass, but after way of the dragon he just went for all the gay roles :dabs:

[maebach]

I think they're getting old. its really annoying.

[Smith]

I dont get it, why does everyone say things like "Chuck Noris is god" and such...

[twisterX]

i dont know either.

[tesco]

Chuck Norris owns a nightlight, but not because he's afraid of teh dark, because the dark's afraid of Chuck Norris.

[twisterX]

After taking the first steps on the moon and saying the immortal words, "One small step for man, one giant leap for mankind", Neil Armstrong looked to his right, only to see Chuck Norris there on the moon, sitting on a lawn chair drinking a beer. "Giant leap, my ass", Chuck replied.

[twisterX]

Every time Chuck Norris smiles it saves the life of a dying man. Ironically, Chuck Norris only smiles after he kills someone.

[tesco]

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer...too bad he's never cried :cry:

[Dark Steno]

I am aware of this Chuck Norris thingy few months ago. But somehow, yesterday, someone going berserk and told me everything about Chuck Norris and then, laugh like hell.

Noobs. :dry:

[nesler]

Oh god, if you want a wealth of Norris jokes, just scan any random thread at Fark. Gets old quick, though....

[Busyman]

It seems it has come to my attention that Chuck Norris jokes are becoming the newest fad these days....

I wonder why?
I havent heard any chuck norris jokes :huh:
Yup this is my first time hearing a Chuck Norris joke as well.

I think it's an internet doohicky, hippy.

Zed posted (http://filesharingtalk.com/vb3/t96568.html) a site that had Vin Diesel jokes along the same line.

edit: Something (http://filesharingtalk.com/vb3/t106857.html) from last year

[Gripper]

Chuck Norris was world champion in karate way back when.
So I'm pretty sure he could kick the shit out of most of the plebs on the board,mock him at your peril!!!

[Afronaut]

http://img59.imageshack.us/img59/8922/swartsluvsnorris6ua.gif (http://imageshack.us)

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