Would you rather lose eyesight or your penis?

[Seedler]

Will, you have to choose so choose or you lose both...at least you can still jerk off when you're blind...

I donno, it's kinda hard for me to decide...:P

[Mr. Mulder]

can you loose your eyesight by jerking off? at least then it would seem worth while :smilie4:

[maebach]

where do you find these stupid ideas?

[enoughfakefiles]

Will, you have to choose so choose or you lose both...at least you can still jerk off when you're blind...

I donno, it's kinda hard for me to decide...:P

You could loose your eyesight if your peen grows into you eyes richard :lookaroun

[Proper Bo]

I'd rahter lose yuor eyeishgt:unsure:

[enoughfakefiles]

http://www.funonheaven.com/amazing%20pictures/eye%20test.jpg

[manker]

Pished Bo :01:

[Proper Bo]

did you book taht eyetest effy?

[Proper Bo]

Pished Bo :01:


:wvae:

soap bar:01:

[maebach]

I've come to the conclusion I'd rather be blind becasue without a penus, how would I piss?

[Proper Bo]

I've come to the conclusion I'd rather be blind becasue without a penus, how would I piss?

sitting?:unsure:

[Lilmiss]

how would you see where you were pishing? :huh:

[Proper Bo]

erm....well do yuo need to look?:huh:

[Lilmiss]

i don't.
you should start though. :snooty:

[Proper Bo]

glag, taht was the tap:shifty:

[Lilmiss]

so it wasn't the ghost then? :ermm:

[Proper Bo]

was:ph34r:

[Lilmiss]

aha.
so it wasn't the tap then? :unsure:

[Proper Bo]

:erm:


hows the dog?:smilie4:

[ziggyjuarez]

eyesight
I would become the musicman

[Busyman]

Penis.

I can always get a new one.

[vidcc]

Penis.

I can always get a new one.
You're not confusing your handgun for your penis again are you? :unsure:

[manker]

Penis.

I can always get a new one.
You're not confusing your handgun for your penis again are you? :unsure:
:lol:

[Proper Bo]

glag

[Busyman]

Penis.

I can always get a new one.
You're not confusing your handgun for your penis again are you? :unsure:
No I said penis. I already have more than one handgun.
RIF.

I can't believe people would rather go blind.

Weird.:wacko:

[ziggyjuarez]

I can't believe people would rather go blind.
It's your fucking penis man.Your penis.

[manker]

I can't believe people would rather go blind.
It's your fucking penis man.Your penis.
How many cawk substitutes do you have lying around the house.

Busy has six.

Enough said.

[ziggyjuarez]

:lol:

[Busyman]

I can't believe people would rather go blind.
It's your fucking penis man.Your penis.
Get a new one.

Hell women get penises and never had one. Since I'd get to keep my balls then I'd still be able to be aroused.

Keeping the penis - I can still fuck and get bjs

Keeping my eyesight - I can see what the fuck I'm doing and where I'm going. I can see my children grow up, swim, dance, whateverthefuck....except fuck..unless I have surgery.

[Busyman]

It's your fucking penis man.Your penis.
How many cawk substitutes do you have lying around the house.

Busy has six.

Enough said.
I don't get the handgun/cock substitute joke.

Who fucks with a handgun? :dabs:

Maybe you think that's a proper substitute. I don't. :snooty:

[manker]

How many cawk substitutes do you have lying around the house.

Busy has six.

Enough said.
I don't get the handgun/cock substitute joke.Apparently, you didn't get vid's joke either.

It was funny, man.

I don't think you can lay the blame for this at the door of other folk.

[Busyman]

I don't get the handgun/cock substitute joke.Apparently, you didn't get vid's joke either.

It was funny, man.

I don't think you can lay the blame for this at the door of other folk.
Hell everyone else thought it funny so that' good.:happy:

[Seedler]

Ha busy are you a female cuz then you'd have nothing to lose? Is that the reason why you're insisting that losing your penis is better? Oh you might even be a shemale dammit that's cool?

[Busyman]

Ha busy are you a female cuz then you'd have nothing to lose? Is that the reason why you're insisting that losing your penis is better? Oh you might even be a shemale dammit that's cool?
Ha! Are you saying you'd lose your eyesight 'cause it's already gone from wanking in the school bathroom?

Seed Boy, it's quite simple.

I'd rather see than fuck. I know that's hard to understand since you haven't had a female yet.

[maebach]

I rather have my penus because I dont know where I'd piss out of. because then I'd make an alternate inhuman way and that'd be nasty.

[Cheese]

I'd prefer to lose my penis as I'm getting older now and it is a well known fact that people over 30 don't have sex.

[hippychick]

OMG...Why don't you guys all cut off ur penis and poke out ur eyes...geeze the things men argue over :rolleyes: and you talk about us women...:lol: :lol: :lol:
JK have fun guys with ur penis envy talk hehehehe

[Busyman]

OMG...Why don't you guys all cut off ur penis and poke out ur eyes...geeze the things men argue over :rolleyes: and you talk about us women...:lol: :lol: :lol:
JK have fun guys with ur penis envy talk hehehehe
I admit that I'd have penis envy if I had no penis. :dabs:

[Busyman]

I'd prefer to lose my penis as I'm getting older now and it is a well known fact that people over 30 don't have sex.
:lol: :lol: :lol:

You actually have your best sex. Women are at their sexual peak.

I think that's why I always dated older women when I was younger..even before my 20's.

Older women are hotter and know what they are doing...much better than young ones.;)

[Adster]

put it this way i have been almost blind since I was born I can live without sight but not my penis!!!

[Busyman]

put it this way i have been almost blind since I was born I can live without sight but not my penis!!!
I have been blind in each eye but at different times.

I'm talking completely blind....pitch black...like take one of your hands and lay it flat over one eye...blind.

Almost blind and blind are definitely two different things. I'd settle for "I'm partially blind and keep the penis" but not pitch black blind.

Fuck that.

I wouldn't be able too do shit without feeling around.

Couldn't drive a car.
Couldn't defend myself.
Couldn't shop for groceries properly
Couldn't go clubbing.
Couldn't enjoy swimming.
Couldn't watch my kids do anything...forget watching them grow old.
Couldn't watch TV
Couldn't watch a sporting event or band live
Couldn't enjoy any landscape or horizon
Couldn't read unless it's in braille
Couldn't play a videogame.

I honestly think it's that you guys are young, dumb, and full-o-cum and haven't a clue what it's like to reeeally have to fend for yourself.

Maybe it's that I have had immense amounts of twat and that when it cums down to it, fucking isn't the end-all-be-all of life.

So fellas, get some twat so you can lose your penis and not your eyesight.:blink:

[Gripper]

I've been so drunk I couldn't find my penis before,till I started peeing that is :D

[Busyman]

I've been so drunk I couldn't find my penis before,till I started peeing that is :D
Now that's pretty fucking small, "Grip".:mellow:

I remember going to a restaurant, I walk into the bathroom and this fucking white guy was in the handicap stall with door open and little white dick out and was swaying almost like he was going to fall.

He could have closed the fucking door, drunk motherfucker!!:angry:

He fucking had a kid's penis.:lol: :lol:

(now I'll hear dumb jokes about what I saw:ermm: )

[Adster]

put it this way i have been almost blind since I was born I can live without sight but not my penis!!!
I have been blind in each eye but at different times.

I'm talking completely blind....pitch black...like take one of your hands and lay it flat over one eye...blind.

Almost blind and blind are definitely two different things. I'd settle for "I'm partially blind and keep the penis" but not pitch black blind.

Fuck that.

I wouldn't be able too do shit without feeling around.

Couldn't drive a car.
Couldn't defend myself.
Couldn't shop for groceries properly
Couldn't go clubbing.
Couldn't enjoy swimming.
Couldn't watch my kids do anything...forget watching them grow old.
Couldn't watch TV
Couldn't watch a sporting event or band live
Couldn't enjoy any landscape or horizon
Couldn't read unless it's in braille
Couldn't play a videogame.

I honestly think it's that you guys are young, dumb, and full-o-cum and haven't a clue what it's like to reeeally have to fend for yourself.

Maybe it's that I have had immense amounts of twat and that when it cums down to it, fucking isn't the end-all-be-all of life.

So fellas, get some twat so you can lose your penis and not your eyesight.:blink:


i will never be able to get my liecnece because of it I can and have only used 1 eye my entire life the other one is useless

Couldn't watch a sporting event or band live
Couldn't enjoy any landscape or horizon


those 2 things are pretty impossible for me too I cant see a live band or sporting event hardly at all just make out figures

[Busyman]

I have been blind in each eye but at different times.

I'm talking completely blind....pitch black...like take one of your hands and lay it flat over one eye...blind.

Almost blind and blind are definitely two different things. I'd settle for "I'm partially blind and keep the penis" but not pitch black blind.

Fuck that.

I wouldn't be able too do shit without feeling around.

Couldn't drive a car.
Couldn't defend myself.
Couldn't shop for groceries properly
Couldn't go clubbing.
Couldn't enjoy swimming.
Couldn't watch my kids do anything...forget watching them grow old.
Couldn't watch TV
Couldn't watch a sporting event or band live
Couldn't enjoy any landscape or horizon
Couldn't read unless it's in braille
Couldn't play a videogame.

I honestly think it's that you guys are young, dumb, and full-o-cum and haven't a clue what it's like to reeeally have to fend for yourself.

Maybe it's that I have had immense amounts of twat and that when it cums down to it, fucking isn't the end-all-be-all of life.

So fellas, get some twat so you can lose your penis and not your eyesight.:blink:


i will never be able to get my liecnece because of it I can and have only used 1 eye my entire life the other one is useless

Couldn't watch a sporting event or band live
Couldn't enjoy any landscape or horizon


those 2 things are pretty impossible for me too I cant see a live band or sporting event hardly at all just make out figures
Yeah my cousin got shot in the head and his friend was shot in the throat.

He threw his friend in the car and drove to the hospital.
He said they both were running from a scuffle and then it felt like someone hit him in the head with a baseball bat.

He lost one of his eyes which affects his depth perception. I was just over his house fixing his phone before I went for surgery. I told him he was lucky I brought my tools home 'cause asked for the favor after I was already off.

Now I could lose ONE eye and keep my johnson but not both.

[Busyman]

I have been blind in each eye but at different times.

I'm talking completely blind....pitch black...like take one of your hands and lay it flat over one eye...blind.

Almost blind and blind are definitely two different things. I'd settle for "I'm partially blind and keep the penis" but not pitch black blind.

Fuck that.

I wouldn't be able too do shit without feeling around.

Couldn't drive a car.
Couldn't defend myself.
Couldn't shop for groceries properly
Couldn't go clubbing.
Couldn't enjoy swimming.
Couldn't watch my kids do anything...forget watching them grow old.
Couldn't watch TV
Couldn't watch a sporting event or band live
Couldn't enjoy any landscape or horizon
Couldn't read unless it's in braille
Couldn't play a videogame.

I honestly think it's that you guys are young, dumb, and full-o-cum and haven't a clue what it's like to reeeally have to fend for yourself.

Maybe it's that I have had immense amounts of twat and that when it cums down to it, fucking isn't the end-all-be-all of life.

So fellas, get some twat so you can lose your penis and not your eyesight.:blink:


i will never be able to get my liecnece because of it I can and have only used 1 eye my entire life the other one is useless

Couldn't watch a sporting event or band live
Couldn't enjoy any landscape or horizon


those 2 things are pretty impossible for me too I cant see a live band or sporting event hardly at all just make out figures
With one good eye? :huh: Why not?

[Adster]

nah its not a good eye

i was born with a fucked eye condition

1 eye is 6-60 (*the fucked one)
the other eye 36-6

this means in English you can see 60 metres ahead I can only see 6 and 36 on 6 yes 36 metres ahead I can only see 6 so the 60/6 eye I never use and never have so I might as well lose it Ive just grown accustom all my life using one eye

it sux not being able to drive

and my PC is always gonna be on 800 600 resalution too

[vidcc]

Busy has some good points about being able to see. I think the main one is being able to watch our children grow up. On the flip side most of the other stuff is debateable. Being blind is only as much a disability as one allows it to be. Many blind people have fuller lives than fully sighted people, they adapt. (and we all know the woman has bumps around the nipples that are Braille words that say "suck here").

I will say that I have seen things that I wish I had not. (I became an atheist, I wasn't raised one)

[manker]

I wouldn't be able too do shit without feeling around.

Couldn't drive a car.
Couldn't defend myself.
Couldn't shop for groceries properly
Couldn't go clubbing.
Couldn't enjoy swimming.
Couldn't watch my kids do anything...forget watching them grow old.
Couldn't watch TV
Couldn't watch a sporting event or band live
Couldn't enjoy any landscape or horizon
Couldn't read unless it's in braille
Couldn't play a videogame.The order that they came into your mind is quite bizarre :blink:

[Busyman]

Busy has some good points about being able to see. I think the main one is being able to watch our children grow up. On the flip side most of the other stuff is debateable. Being blind is only as much a disability as one allows it to be. Many blind people have fuller lives than fully sighted people, they adapt. (and we all know the woman has bumps around the nipples that are Braille words that say "suck here").
How debatable are these? I think they are pretty cut and dry.

Couldn't drive a car.
Couldn't defend myself. Debatable but it would be much harder :nodaredevil:
Couldn't shop for groceries properly Debatable but it would be much harder :onlinedelivery:
Couldn't go clubbing.
Couldn't enjoy swimming. Debatable but it would be much harder
Couldn't watch my kids do anything...forget watching them grow old.Couldn't watch TV
Couldn't watch a sporting event or band live
Couldn't enjoy any landscape or horizon
Couldn't read unless it's in braille
Couldn't play a videogame

http://forums.invisionpower.com/uploads/post-70473-1138395912.gif

[Proper Bo]

you could drive a car, some blind merkin passed his test, just to prove a point.
and if deaf people can go clubbing, i don't see why blind people couldn't:dabs:

[manker]

and if deaf people can go clubbing, i don't see why blind people couldn't:dabs:He meant seal clubbing, rodtard :dabs:

[Gripper]

and if deaf people can go clubbing, i don't see why blind people couldn't:dabs:He meant seal clubbing, rodtard :dabs:
'seasy just batter the soft fluffy things that are squiming under your hand

[Busyman]

you could drive a car, some blind merkin passed his test, just to prove a point.
and if deaf people can go clubbing, i don't see why blind people couldn't:dabs:
You can't drive a car, Bo.:ermm: How can you pass the vision test without someone telling you the lines and letters they're on before hand?

The clubbing...I guess you have a point a minor point since they can bounce around aimlessly to the music.:unsure:

[Gripper]

you could drive a car, some blind merkin passed his test, just to prove a point.
and if deaf people can go clubbing, i don't see why blind people couldn't:dabs:
It was Stevie Wonder wasn't it,just after he finished reading the cheese grater;)

[Busyman]

you could drive a car, some blind merkin passed his test, just to prove a point.
and if deaf people can go clubbing, i don't see why blind people couldn't:dabs:
It was Stevie Wonder wasn't it,just after he finished reading the cheese grater;)
You can't drive a car if you're pitch black blind. Not debatable.:dry:

[Gripper]

Why not people drive at night?

[Proper Bo]

You can't drive a car, Bo.:ermm:

can:snooty:

[ziggyjuarez]

You can't drive a car, Bo.:ermm:

can:snooty:
People can have two heads to.But its not the norm.:mellow:

[Gripper]

can:snooty:
People can have two heads to.But its not the norm.:mellow:
Nice new sig Zig:01: :01: :01:

[Busyman]

Why not people drive at night?
:dry:
You've got to do better than that.

[ziggyjuarez]

Why not people drive at night?
:dry:
You've got to do better than that.
:dry:

[Gripper]

There was a device invented for a blind bloke to drive that beeped in two different tones to guide him round a track---s'true honest

[Proper Bo]

not the merkin guy i heard of, but still, blind man passes driving test (http://www.ecdl.at/presse/aussendung/2001/011212_norwegen.html)

[Proper Bo]

karma=selfish

doing good things just so you get good things in return:dabs:
should do them anyway:snooty:

[Busyman]

karma=selfish

doing good things just so you get good things in return:dabs:
should do them anyway:snooty:
Wtf?:huh:

[Proper Bo]

karma=selfish

doing good things just so you get good things in return:dabs:
should do them anyway:snooty: Wtf?:huh:
wrong fred:pinch:

[Busyman]

not the merkin guy i heard of, but still, blind man passes driving test (http://www.ecdl.at/presse/aussendung/2001/011212_norwegen.html)
I bet he was "legally" blind and not completely blind.

As my eyesight started to come back, I could see but my vision was shit.

I wasn't completely blind anymore.

It almost looked like when you turn the contrast all the way down on your TV and then turned the brightness way down.

Many of the folks I see walking around the subway are just legally blind. They do not have pitch black vision.

[Gripper]

not the merkin guy i heard of, but still, blind man passes driving test (http://www.ecdl.at/presse/aussendung/2001/011212_norwegen.html)
Good rod,passed his computer driving test,you caught Busy anyhoo:lol: :lol:

[Proper Bo]

:schnauz:

[Busyman]

not the merkin guy i heard of, but still, blind man passes driving test (http://www.ecdl.at/presse/aussendung/2001/011212_norwegen.html)
Good rod,passed his computer driving test,you caught Busy anyhoo:lol: :lol:
He did get me.

I never clicked the link.:ermm:

[Barbarossa]

I would upgrade my eyes to version II X-Ray eyes, and keep my penis, because I am magic :sorcerer:

[Busyman]

I would upgrade my eyes to version II X-Ray eyes, and keep my penis, because I am magic :sorcerer:
There ya go!!!;)

Now all we need is a way for non-thread starters to add options in the Poll Section.:D

[sArA]

I would keep my eyes and borrow someone else's penis... :lol: