Dilemma for sad singles

[Gripper]

You are stuck in a house fire and you can only escape with one thing,do yous ave your computer or music collection?
Which wins:lookaroun

[Proper Bo]

if you're stuck in the house fire, you're going to die, so what's the point in bothering saving anything, after all you're single so no wife, and I'm assuming no kids, so nobody to inherit your stuff:dabs:

[ziggyjuarez]

MY music collection is on my computer.

[Gripper]

if you're stuck in the house fire, you're going to die, so what's the point in bothering saving anything, after all you're single so no wife, and I'm assuming no kids, so nobody to inherit your stuff:dabs:
Have a smoke misery guts:D

[Proper Bo]

if you're stuck in the house fire, you're going to die, so what's the point in bothering saving anything, after all you're single so no wife, and I'm assuming no kids, so nobody to inherit your stuff:dabs: Have a smoke misery guts:D

I am:snooty:

[Busyman]

Computer

[Mr. Mulder]

my music collection is made up of about five CD's, i have one and a half computers - the computers would fetch more money down the local cash-converters, being now homeless and stuff :dabs:

[JPaul]

MY music collection is on my computer.I'm going to unilaterally add the option that my wife and sprogs are out at the cinema, so I can join in.

Me too re the music on the PC.

Ergo, the PC.

Can I take all of them btw.

[manker]

Can I take all of them btw.The thread starter quite clearly stipulated that you can only take one thing.

To suggest that you can take more than one thing is, quite frankly, illogical.

Obviousement.

[Gripper]

MY music collection is on my computer.I'm going to unilaterally add the option that my wife and sprogs are out at the cinema, so I can join in.

Me too re the music on the PC.

Ergo, the PC.

Can I take all of them btw.
If you're a big strong boy,course you can:D

[manker]

Hoi!

[JPaul]

Ok my one choice is

4 PCs, 1 Laptop, Wireless Router.

What about the playstations and stuff, can I get them for the boys.

[Gripper]

Ok my one choice is

4 PCs, 1 Laptop, Wireless Router.

What about the playstations and stuff, can I get them for the boys.
I'm getting a Crackerjack picture in me head,with you balancing all your shit:D

[manker]

you balancing all your shitCome now, he wouldn't have time for that as well, Shirley.

[JPaul]

Ok my one choice is

4 PCs, 1 Laptop, Wireless Router.

What about the playstations and stuff, can I get them for the boys.
I'm getting a Crackerjack picture in me head,with you balancing all your shit:D
Yeah, kicking me wife and sprogs out of the way, to save the hardware.

Feck you can always re-marry and adopt.

[Lilmiss]

i'd save a few special albums, maybe about a black sack worth.
then claim the rest on me insurance. :happy:


'ang about, what am i admitting to here?

[Blythorama]

I would save my pets, my box of photos, and my computer.

I'm not geekily attached to the pc, it just has a few years worth of work on it. It's all backed up but grabbing the whole machine would be easier than scrabbling around for bits and pieces whilst the house burns down around me.

@ Lilmiss, What about your dog?!?

[JPaul]

I would save my pets, my box of photos, and my computer.

I'm not geekily attached to the pc, it just has a few years worth of work on it. It's all backed up but grabbing the whole machine would be easier than scrabbling around for bits and pieces whilst the house burns down around me.

@ Lilmiss, What about your dog?!?
Hoi, it was PC or music.

Who said owt about phoaties or dogs.

Start you own, "Would you save your dog or phoaties" thread.

[Gripper]

I would save my pets, my box of photos, and my computer.

I'm not geekily attached to the pc, it just has a few years worth of work on it. It's all backed up but grabbing the whole machine would be easier than scrabbling around for bits and pieces whilst the house burns down around me.

@ Lilmiss, What about your dog?!?

She'll probably of set the fire and locked Lilmiss in:lol:

[Blythorama]

I would save my pets, my box of photos, and my computer.

I'm not geekily attached to the pc, it just has a few years worth of work on it. It's all backed up but grabbing the whole machine would be easier than scrabbling around for bits and pieces whilst the house burns down around me.

@ Lilmiss, What about your dog?!?
Hoi, it was PC or music.

Who said owt about phoaties or dogs.

Start you own, "Would you save your dog or phoaties" thread.


Yes but I had to add these because I felt really guilty about not saying I'd save my pets. In doing me the courtesy of allowing my photos and pets, you made me feel so much better. You're better than therapy you are!

[Barbarossa]

You are stuck in a house fire and you can only escape with one thing,do yous ave your computer or music collection?
Which wins:lookaroun

Within the scope of this question, I would save my computer, because with my computer I can get a new music collection; with my music collection I can't get a new computer. Easy. :)

[sArA]

You are stuck in a house fire and you can only escape with one thing,do yous ave your computer or music collection?
Which wins:lookaroun

Within the scope of this question, I would save my computer, because with my computer I can get a new music collection; with my music collection I can't get a new computer. Easy. :)

Yep....snap

[Busyman]

You are stuck in a house fire and you can only escape with one thing,do yous ave your computer or music collection?
Which wins:lookaroun

Within the scope of this question, I would save my computer, because with my computer I can get a new music collection; with my music collection I can't get a new computer. Easy. :)
...or you could just save them both.

[Barbarossa]

Within the scope of this question, I would save my computer, because with my computer I can get a new music collection; with my music collection I can't get a new computer. Easy. :)
...or you could just save them both.

RIF :no:

[manker]

That was Busy's point :lol:

He did the sarcasm thing. It was aimed at me and maybe JP too, so don't spend too much time worrying unduly.

[Barbarossa]

He can do sarcasm? :o

Someone should have told me :frusty:

[Dark Steno]

I love fire mwahahaha!

[Barbarossa]

I'm not firing on all cylinders today... maaaybe I should eat a jar of coffee :no:

[Busyman]

...or you could just save them both.

RIF :no:
Or no you haven't heard?

You just make new convenient options.

If the answer is not within the scope of the question, what is the question for?:huh:

[manker]

He can do sarcasm? :o

Someone should have told me :frusty: Yes, merkins can do sarcasm - in fact some of them are quite good at it.

It's irony they don't get, or subtlety.

If it's subtle irony, you can forget about it.

[manker]

RIF :no:
Or no you haven't heard?

You just make new convenient options.

If it's not in the scope of the question, what is the question for?:huh:Thinking outside of the box is bad in Busyland :no:


We're all well aware of that now.

[Busyman]

I love fire mwahahaha!
Your avatar.....Is that the guy from G4?

[Barbarossa]

oic.

This is all very cool. :cool:

In that case I will just magic away the fire, in which case I don't need to save anything. :sorcerer:

Now let me have a go at the eyes/penis one... :dabs:

[Dark Steno]

He can do sarcasm? :o

Someone should have told me :frusty: Yes, merkins can do sarcasm - in fact some of them are quite good at it.

It's irony they don't get, or subtlety.

If it's subtle irony, you can forget about it.
I did found some noobs trying to cover up their arses by saying, 'I was sarcastic'.

[manker]

Yes, merkins can do sarcasm - in fact some of them are quite good at it.

It's irony they don't get, or subtlety.

If it's subtle irony, you can forget about it.
I did found some noobs trying to cover up their arses by saying, 'I was sarcastic'.Feck, I should try that - it would be a revelation. I'm sarcastic in nearly every post I make.

Yes, this one too :schnauz:

[Busyman]

Or no you haven't heard?

You just make new convenient options.

If it's not in the scope of the question, what is the question for?:huh:Thinking outside of the box is bad in Busyland :no:


We're all well aware of that now.
It's too easy.

Actually it's not that. Certain questions are obviously "If you HAD to choose......"

[Busyman]

oic.

This is all very cool. :cool:

In that case I will just magic away the fire, in which case I don't need to save anything. :sorcerer:

Now let me have a go at the eyes/penis one... :dabs:
Oh that's easy.

Neither.

[manker]

Thinking outside of the box is bad in Busyland :no:


We're all well aware of that now.
It's too easy.

Actually it's not that. Certain questions are obviously "If you HAD to choose......"So you do everything that people tell you to do?

I didn't post in the penis/eyesight one because I thought it was stupid. I answered when you asked me if I had to choose one or t'other of my immediate family because it evoked an emotional response, I thought about it and decided I would save both at the same time.

The fact that you told me that I HAD to choose was of little import. If I was in that situation I would definitely put the missus over my shoulder and carry my son out of the house.


Threads have to be qualitative rather than quantitative if you're to have a good forum. Wouldn't you say.

[Busyman]

He can do sarcasm? :o

Someone should have told me :frusty: Yes, merkins can do sarcasm - in fact some of them are quite good at it.

It's irony they don't get, or subtlety.

If it's subtle irony, you can forget about it.
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[Busyman]

It's too easy.

Actually it's not that. Certain questions are obviously "If you HAD to choose......"So you do everything that people tell you to do?

I didn't post in the penis/eyesight one because I thought it was stupid. I answered when you asked me if I had to choose one or t'other of my immediate family because it evoked an emotional response, I thought about it and decided I would save both at the same time.

The fact that you told me that I HAD to choose was of little import. If I was in that situation I would definitely put the missus over my shoulder and carry my son out of the house.


Threads have to be qualitative rather than quantitative if you're to have a good forum. Wouldn't you say.
Yeah if had to choose between my penis or eyesight, I'd choose a booger.:unsure:

I try to get rid of those anyway.

Goodness gracious, it's about not about being obedient, ffs.:wacko:

I remember this fella in school that when we used to play this dumb game of you had to fuck this girl or that girl who would he do....he always said neither or some model from TV:dry: ...like he couldnt bring himself to pick either one of the 2 fat girls we were referring to...like he was really going to have to fuck her irl or something.:huh:

That and other shit was a reason we just didn't bother with him anymore.
He didn't get that it was a "for shitsngiggles typa thing"

[Barbarossa]

This all reminds me of the Kobayashi_Maru (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kobayashi Maru) for some reason :unsure:


James T. Kirk took the test three times while he was at Starfleet Academy. Prior to his third attempt, Kirk surreptitiously reprogrammed the simulator so that it was possible to win -- which he did, though we are not told exactly how. He justified it by arguing that putting cadets in a no-win situation was cheating, and so he had to cheat in return. He received a commendation for original thinking.

[manker]

So you do everything that people tell you to do?

I didn't post in the penis/eyesight one because I thought it was stupid. I answered when you asked me if I had to choose one or t'other of my immediate family because it evoked an emotional response, I thought about it and decided I would save both at the same time.

The fact that you told me that I HAD to choose was of little import. If I was in that situation I would definitely put the missus over my shoulder and carry my son out of the house.


Threads have to be qualitative rather than quantitative if you're to have a good forum. Wouldn't you say.
Yeah if had to choose between my penis or eyesight, I'd choose a booger.:unsure:

I try to get rid of those anyway.
JP said for me to stop because you really don't get it.

I thought he was being a bit h4r5h up until that post.

[manker]

This all reminds me of the Kobayashi_Maru (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kobayashi Maru) for some reason :unsure:


James T. Kirk took the test three times while he was at Starfleet Academy. Prior to his third attempt, Kirk surreptitiously reprogrammed the simulator so that it was possible to win -- which he did, though we are not told exactly how. He justified it by arguing that putting cadets in a no-win situation was cheating, and so he had to cheat in return. He received a commendation for original thinking.ST to the rescue!

Also a bit like the 'Is hell exothermic or endothermic?' physics/theology question posted here recently - or when psychology students were asked; 'Is this a question?'

All but one of the students wrote convaluted 1000 word answers whereas the student who wrote; 'Yes, if this is an answer'. got top marks.

Thinking outside of constraints set by other, less intellectually gifted, folk is the only way society can better itself :smilie4:

[Busyman]

Yeah if had to choose between my penis or eyesight, I'd choose a booger.:unsure:

I try to get rid of those anyway.
JP said for me to stop because you really don't get it.

I thought he was being a bit h4r5h up until that post.
Oh well.:unsure:

Would you save you kids or your wife?

I'd save them both.


:O GTFOOH!!:O

[Busyman]

This all reminds me of the Kobayashi_Maru (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kobayashi Maru) for some reason :unsure:

ST to the rescue!

Also a bit like the 'Is hell exothermic or endothermic?' physics/theology question posted here recently - or when psychology students were asked; 'Is this a question?'

All but one of the students wrote convaluted 1000 word answers whereas the student who wrote; 'Yes, if this is an answer'. got top marks.

Thinking outside of constraints set by other, less intellectually gifted, folk is the only way society can better itself :smilie4:
:D The story of my high school and college years.:D

That is until you get that shit professor that actually counts words.:dry: :angry: There's nothing like being slighted for, not being absent of substance, but being 20 fucking words short.

I still can't believe that a standardized test like the SAT has essay questions.

One reviewer could grade it differently than another. Fucking stupid.

[manker]

JP said for me to stop because you really don't get it.

I thought he was being a bit h4r5h up until that post.
Oh well.:unsure:

Would you save you kids or your wife?

I'd save them both.


:O GTFOOH!!:OThanks for highlighting what was wrong with your flawed hypothetical situation.

I did try alluding to it in the other thread, maybe I was too subtle :ermm:

[Busyman]

Oh well.:unsure:

Would you save you kids or your wife?

I'd save them both.


:O GTFOOH!!:OThanks for highlighting what was wrong with your flawed hypothetical situation.

I did try alluding to it in the other thread, maybe I was too subtle :ermm:
Yeah thinking out of the box involves making CaptainObvious choices.

I see now. What fun. Yayyy!

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[Barbarossa]

Captain Kirk :snooty:

[manker]

Yeah thinking out of the box involves making CaptainObvious choices.:no:

It's all going over your head, isn't it.

[Busyman]

Yeah thinking out of the box involves making CaptainObvious choices.:no:

It's all going over your head, isn't it.
It ain't all o dat, mank. :dabs:

[Snee]

You are stuck in a house fire and you can only escape with one thing,do yous ave your computer or music collection?
Which wins:lookaroun
My (cd) music collection is full of sad singles, so it'd have to be the computer.

[JPaul]

Thanks for highlighting what was wrong with your flawed hypothetical situation.

I did try alluding to it in the other thread, maybe I was too subtle :ermm:
Yeah thinking out of the box involves making CaptainObvious choices.

I see now. What fun. Yayyy!

sudel.....http://forums.invisionpower.com/uploads/post-70473-1138395912.gif
I told you he really didn't get it, p'raps you'll believe me now.

What kind of convoluted thought process gets you to "thinking outside of the box = making CaptainObvious choices"

EDIT - sorry didn't read manker's previous.

[manker]

Gotta feel for the chap :dabs:

[JPaul]

Gotta feel for the chap :dabs:
Thank goodness he has the wank pit, to offer him some succour.

[twisterX]

i dont have any cds. only mp3's so i choose my pc

[Busyman]

Gotta feel for the chap :dabs:
Yeah. Save my wife AND kids.

Outta the box thinking FTW!:01:

[manker]

How is the wank pit, thumbarse.

[Busyman]

How is the wank pit, thumbarse.
Don't have a wank pit. I hate wanking, thumbass.

Why wank when wu wav wae woman wanyways? :unsure:

[manker]

Less hassle :dabs:

[Busyman]

Less hassle :dabs:
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Not for me. I'll fall asleep with a hand cramp and no happy ending.

I know, I know.

TMI

[manker]

Less hassle :dabs:
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Not for me. I'll fall asleep with a hand cramp and no happy ending.

I know, I know.

TMI
:lol: :pinch:

I didn't need to visualise that picture of you in your basement wank pit; pants round ankles, cawk in hand and fast asleep - and your missus pops down to see if you want a cuppa tea or something.

:ph34r:

[Busyman]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Not for me. I'll fall asleep with a hand cramp and no happy ending.

I know, I know.

TMI
:lol: :pinch:

I didn't need to visualise that picture of you in your basement wank pit; pants round ankles, cawk in hand and fast asleep - and your missus pops down to see if you want a cuppa tea or something.

:ph34r:
:lol: :lol: :lol: I'm not a very successful wanker.

Even when I get a bj, it's gonna take awhile.:mellow:

I have recently been able to shag...rather abnormally...but shagging nonetheless.

[JPaul]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Not for me. I'll fall asleep with a hand cramp and no happy ending.

I know, I know.

TMI
:lol: :pinch:

I didn't need to visualise that picture of you in your basement wank pit; pants round ankles, cawk in hand and fast asleep - and your missus pops down to see if you want a cuppa tea or something.

:ph34r:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Thanks for sharing t'image with the rest of we tho'.