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Guillaume
01-29-2006, 05:18 PM
Bye, manker. (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/4655984.stm) http://img64.imageshack.us/img64/1873/wavesad9zu.gif

Proper Bo
01-29-2006, 05:23 PM
heh, he's rly called timothy irl too!:unsure:

manker
01-29-2006, 05:27 PM
The brotherhood will get me out of it :happy:


I have read about this in the local paper, the bloke would have got away with it for who knows how much longer - but he tried to rip off an old lady (:ermm:). This is my favourite bit:
Trading standards officers from the council started an investigation into Worel in 2004. During this time, a recruitment agency sent his CV to the council to try to get him a job, while the council was trying to prosecute him.Quality.

JPaul
01-29-2006, 05:33 PM
He was sacked after four years when his employers realised he had done no work.

Qualitier.

4 years fannying about before they realized.

manker
01-29-2006, 05:40 PM
He was sacked after four years when his employers realised he had done no work.

Qualitier.

4 years fannying about before they realized.
I figured that part was journalistic licence.

There's no way a purported accountant could get away with doing feck all for four years :smilie4:




Three, three and a half, maybe. But not four - no way.
Nosiree bob.

Gripper
01-29-2006, 05:57 PM
He was sacked after four years when his employers realised he had done no work.

Qualitier.

4 years fannying about before they realized.
How long has manker been getting away with it:shifty:

JPaul
01-29-2006, 06:16 PM
Qualitier.

4 years fannying about before they realized.
How long has manker been getting away with it:shifty:
I'm thinking, Poly at 18, degree at 22, bit of apprenticeship, own business at 24.

So, 3 or 4 years would be my guess.

Proper Bo
01-29-2006, 06:17 PM
How long has manker been getting away with it:shifty: I'm thinking, Poly at 18, degree at 22, bit of apprenticeship, own business at 24.

So, 3 or 4 years would be my guess.

18-24? sounds like 6 years to me, I mean come on, a poly?:rolleyes:

Gripper
01-29-2006, 06:18 PM
Who's poly,was she the Malaysian burd?

JPaul
01-29-2006, 06:19 PM
I'm thinking, Poly at 18, degree at 22, bit of apprenticeship, own business at 24.

So, 3 or 4 years would be my guess.

18-24? sounds like 6 years to me, I mean come on, a poly?:rolleyes:
No, that's when he had to work. Then the fannying about started.

manker
01-29-2006, 06:22 PM
How long has manker been getting away with it:shifty:
I'm thinking, Poly at 18, degree at 22, bit of apprenticeship, own business at 24.

So, 3 or 4 years would be my guess.:ermm:

If it turns out that you are, in fact, my Dad - I'm not going to be impressed.

I don't think I've even said all of that stuff on here but that's uncannily accurate.


Btw, your tax bill isn't ready yet so stop phoning me.

JPaul
01-29-2006, 06:25 PM
I'm thinking, Poly at 18, degree at 22, bit of apprenticeship, own business at 24.

So, 3 or 4 years would be my guess.:ermm:

If it turns out that you are, in fact, my Dad - I'm not going to be impressed.

:lol: irl

When are you bringing manlet to stop over btw. Then you and Mrs manker can go out for the night.

manker
01-29-2006, 06:29 PM
That's the sort of thing he says in front of missus manker because he knows I'd rather go out with the lads :dabs:

JPaul
01-29-2006, 06:32 PM
That's the sort of thing he says in front of missus manker because he knows I'd rather go out with the lads :dabs:
Poof

JPaul
01-29-2006, 06:32 PM
Oh sorry, you meant lads plural.

I thought it was just your quaint Welsh ways.

Proper Bo
01-29-2006, 06:33 PM
not many in his village:dabs:

manker
01-29-2006, 06:33 PM
That's the sort of thing he says in front of missus manker because he knows I'd rather go out with the lads :dabs:
Poof
He says that a lot too, particularly when I'm talking to Mam about hair straighteners and moisturiser :dabs:

JPaul
01-29-2006, 06:34 PM
Poof
He says that a lot too, particularly when I'm talking to Mam about hair straighteners and moisturiser :dabs:
Whilst eating triangulated sandwiches and sipping Babycham, presumablement.

Gripper
01-29-2006, 06:51 PM
Poof
He says that a lot too, particularly when I'm talking to Mam about hair straighteners and moisturiser :dabs:
:glag:

JPaul
01-29-2006, 06:54 PM
He says that a lot too, particularly when I'm talking to Mam about hair straighteners and moisturiser :dabs:
Whilst eating triangulated sandwiches and sipping Babycham, presumablement.
That sentence has a 3 "in joke" quotient.

manker
01-29-2006, 06:55 PM
Whilst eating triangulated sandwiches and sipping Babycham, presumablement.
That sentence has a 3 "in joke" quotient.
:lol: Some kind of record, Shirley.

Newbies must think we're mental, no wonder they don't hang about for long.