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Seedler
01-30-2006, 01:48 AM
What would you do if you should ever become gay?

I donno...As of now, I think I would most likely just kill myself. Too pussy to face parents, friends, etc etc and go through that "dad, i'm gay exp."

tesco
01-30-2006, 04:52 AM
Uhh...why would you blow your head off? :blink:

S!X
01-30-2006, 05:06 AM
Uhh...why would you blow your head off? :blink:

Being ghey = no no.:no:

Guillaume
01-30-2006, 12:10 PM
What would you do if you turned into a homosexual?
:blink:
Like, overnight? You're sleeping and there comes the ghey fairy, whips out wand and "poof!"? :unsure:

Barbarossa
01-30-2006, 12:21 PM
What would you do if you turned into a homosexual?
:blink:
Like, overnight? You're sleeping and there comes the ghey fairy, whips out wand and "poof!"? :unsure:

Exactly. Barrymore's out now. :ph34r:

GepperRankins
01-30-2006, 03:35 PM
enjoy the experience :smilie4:


i reckon it'd just feel weird, but i'd do my best :01:

DorisInsinuate
01-30-2006, 03:41 PM
I'd saw off my penis, so I can't infect anyone else with the gay.

maebach
01-30-2006, 03:56 PM
I'd pretend that im not gay.

Barbarossa
01-30-2006, 04:07 PM
I'd pretend that im not gay.

No change there then! :pinch:

Seedler
01-30-2006, 04:36 PM
I'd pretend that im not gay.

No change there then! :pinch:

Actually yes, because then all those hot swimsuit models on his psp would be replaced by hardcore anal gay pr0n!

GepperRankins
01-30-2006, 05:15 PM
what do you think is in his "don't look in here" folder?

Cheese
01-30-2006, 05:29 PM
A lot of you guys would get more action than you would if you remained straight. By that I mean more action than the current none at all.


Most assuredly heterosexually yours

Cheese.

enoughfakefiles
01-30-2006, 06:44 PM
You'd have to have some length of cawk to blow your own head off :rolleyes:

/edit I've only been interested in two things and non of them involved touching a blokes peen :schnauz:

Seedler
01-30-2006, 11:10 PM
A lot of you guys would get more action than you would if you remained straight. By that I mean more action than the current none at all.


Most assuredly heterosexually yours

Cheese.

ouch:pinch:

are you talking about yourself cheese?:P

sArA
01-30-2006, 11:18 PM
I would imagine that if you were to suddenly turn gay, then that is precisely what you would be and it would feel right.

Virtualbody1234
01-31-2006, 12:01 AM
What would you do if you turned into a homosexual?
:blink:
Like, overnight? You're sleeping and there comes the ghey fairy, whips out wand and "poof!"? :unsure:
:lol: :lol: :lol: Funniest post I've read in a long time.

I started laughing and then I imagined what that "whip out the wand and "poof!"" scene would look like. Now I can't stop laughing.:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

maebach
01-31-2006, 12:53 AM
A lot of you guys would get more action than you would if you remained straight. By that I mean more action than the current none at all.


Most assuredly heterosexually yours

Cheese.

ouch:pinch:

are you talking about yourself cheese?:P

unlike you cheese has a spouse/girlfriend :dry:

ziggyjuarez
01-31-2006, 02:16 AM
manker:wub:

Seedler
01-31-2006, 02:54 AM
manker:wub:

whoa...:O

Really hope you were joking:blink:

maebach
01-31-2006, 03:13 AM
who doesnt want an accountant :rolleyes:

Seedler
01-31-2006, 03:18 AM
who doesnt want an accountant :rolleyes:

lol agreed...Maybe manker will take him just because he's an accountant

Wolfmight
02-03-2006, 05:51 PM
rofl@superglue my ass.